中英文的短笑话

1 Money is not the problem, the problem is money!

2 Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!

3 I leaned on the glass like a fly, the future is bright, but can not find the way out

4 Big Brother, you know Two brothers and the meat is more expensive than the master of all

5 If the fish can Bunao make people more intelligent, then you should eat at least one pair of children whales

6 The water is clear there are no fish, people are invincible to the base

7 Youth is like toilet paper, looking at Tingzhi may, with the use of forward to not enough ~

8 Huai just like pregnancy, long time before people see it

9 I have friends around, ah, you have known it quickly so that I can sell the memoirs of a ~ ~ ~

10 Colleagues went to see the customer, may be tight, a opening is: "Mr Lau Hello, may I ask your name ah" Khan ah ~~~~~~

11 A bit of a black female students, her boyfriend has Taibai some, there are days, days after the dorm was poisonous tongue suddenly blurting her: "You did not, you will give birth to a zebra"

12 Aging mother has always been as handsome and money as dirt, and they have been to see me like this

13 Do not, and I am better than lazy, I'm too lazy and you're better than

14 I am not a casual person and I can be up and not human

15 God said, Let there be light, I said that I oppose, from the world, with the dark

16 Today a bad mood I have only four sentences say Include this and the previous two I finished saying

17 A man to do a cow wandering in between A and C who beef

18 My great name of God, little Jesus, the English name of God, Buddhist name, is the Tathagata

19 People can not hang in a tree, near the trees at the tree to die several times more to try

20 Trees do not skin, certain death; were shameless, invincible

21 Farmer 3 boxing a little pain

22 In fact, I have been very popular: a child of my cute now, I love people slut

23 Not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid that the same team-mate pigs

24 Go its own way, let others go by taxi

25 Mice carry the knife, the streets looking for the cat

26 As long as the effort deep shit too seriously

27 Chinese, who ran the fastest Is Cao Cao (non Liu Xiang) Because that Cao Cao Cao Cao to

28 Thinking of how far, how far you go away

29 Only when long lines at the train station, can we truly realize that they are "descendants of the dragon"

30 Lovers and eventually became a family

31 Spring arrived, a group of geese are flying north, while arranged in B fonts T fonts arranged in a while

32 Where, where to lie down on the fall

33 Tiger does not shout at you when I was a HELLO KITTY!

34 The donkey is the idea came back ~

◆ woman fat or plump thin is thin high slender dwarf is petite; men fat or thin is ribs pig dwarf bamboo is high is Professor of melon ◆: 90% of adult women in China was not a virgin do send a letter to the President of the other 10% Have you heard of this woman do Public girls shaking his head "So you have not received the letter!" ◆ "I have a sort of love you" "As much as a dime" "Only so little" "Not a dime is 'very' me" ◆ You long creative, living your courage, ugly is not your intention, God made a temper, live, without you, who set off the beauty of the world!

01 The early bird catches the worm, Early Riser, eaten by birds!

02 And a whale MM argument is not a fish, finally, I said, "say the word, I also take personal," she agreed to a whale That was not the fish

03 Tiechu to grind needles, but can only be ground into a toothpick Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless

04 If Replies is a virtue, then I would become a saint

05 Life can not be like cooking, all the materials are ready before the pot

06 I heard a woman such as clothing, brother of brotherhood Looking back, I actually busy divvying up the streaker for 20 years!

07 Wear someone else's shoes, go its own way, let them go play in the search

08 There is a very ancient legend, said to be in the XX beautiful campus to see who will live forever

09 Are the eggs all over the world together can break stones ! So life is still to be realistic

10 Not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid of pigs as teammates!

11 Summer is not good, poor northwest wind when I could not even get to drink no

12 I've had a pair of wings, but I did not use it in the sky, but on the stew pot

13 The water is clear there are no fish were to base the invincible!

14 I am not a casual person, and I can not man up

15 Today, I say to my school group visits - to tell the truth, this is the first time I said, I see the clothes!

16 Thinking of how far, how far you roll! ! !

17 I am poor, my family's servants also very poor, my family's gardener is also very poor, very poor drivers of my home

18 Bank charges, said: "This is in line with international practice!" Service, said: "To consider the situation of China!"

19 On the horse, not necessarily a prince, he may be the Tang Monk; with angel wings are not necessarily, he may be a bird person

20 Huai just like pregnancy, long time before people see it

21 Points higher, farther urine

22 A minimum goal of Students: peasant woman, spring, a bit field

23 I phone a friend in his girlfriend's name is "he", then they broke up, they become "it"

24 Nothing matters not to me, and something not to me!

25 Do you think I will watch you die you go to I will close my eyes to!

26 Buddha said: "Looking back only 500 of past lives this life in exchange for a pass" I would prefer to pass to a world in exchange for life's 500 Review

27 What shall I love you to death

28 Network is like a prison, stole a purse originally came in, so when anything out of the learned

29 Angels fly the reason is because they themselves see very light

30 I want to puppy love, but it is too late

31 Shitai! You from the old monk it!

32 I love you! None of your business

33 Xuehaiwuya, repent and be saved!

34 Life tmd fun, because life is to play my old tmd!

35 This world, I believe two people, one is me and the other is not you

36 I do not know who bed-law, daughter-I do not know who's bed!

37 I wish I could personally control your grandfather cry: Daddy!

38 NTUT lied to me four years in college, so I'm going to teach me the knowledge of fraud Greeley social life!

39 I have friends around, ah, you have known it quickly so that I can sell the memoirs of a ~ ~ ~

40 When you put on love, wedding, and I put on a monk's robe

41 Never seen such a disgusting school - the midterm exam is set at May 8! ! ! (Cover up)

42 Prices higher and higher, so fewer and fewer good men

43 If I do the emperor, on the seal when you Prince!

44 I have a friend phone in his girlfriend's name is "he", then they broke up, they become "it"

45 Has never become a good student, is strong and reliable quality!

46 Damn, I been complaints against the! Customers say the mp3 files I gave him no images!

47 Life sometimes is like eunuchs it - resistance is painful, do not resist or pain!

48 Will each reduce the number of girls to boys behind the 6!

49 East say the west side of the rain, I am enthusiastic teacher mercilessly So when I test the door to the common struggle and students!

50 What a strange thing to embrace, clearly depend on so close, but not see each other face

1钱不是问题，问题是没钱！

2喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!

3我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路．

4大师兄，你知道吗？二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了

5如果多吃鱼可以补脑让人变聪明的话，那么你至少得吃一对儿鲸鱼……

6水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。

7青春就像卫生纸，看着挺多得，用着用着就不够了~

8怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。

9我身边的朋友们啊，你们快点出名吧，这样我的回忆录就可以畅销了~~~

10同事去见客户,可能是紧张,一开口便是：“刘先生你好,请问你贵姓啊”汗啊~~~~~~

11一女同学黑了些,她男友又太白了些,有天宿舍里得毒舌天后突然对她冒出一句：“你们这样不行,你们会生出斑马来的”

12老娘一向视帅哥与金钱如粪土，而他们也一直是这样看我的

13不要和我比懒,我懒得和你比

14我不是个随便的人 我随便起来不是人

15上帝说,要有光,我说我反对,从此世界上有了黑暗

16今天心情不好我只有四句话想说包括这句和前面的两句我的话说完了

17做人就要做一个徘徊在牛A和牛C之间的人

18我的大名叫上帝，小名叫耶稣，英文名God， 法号是如来

19人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试

20树不要皮，必死无疑；人不要脸，天下无敌。

21农夫三拳有点疼

22其实我一直很受人欢迎的：小时候的我人见人爱，如今的我人贱人爱

23不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友

24走自己的路，让别人打车去吧

25老鼠扛刀，满街找猫

26只要功夫深，拉屎也认真

27中国人谁跑的最快？是曹操（非刘翔）。因为说曹操曹操到

28思想有多远，你就给我滚多远

29只有在火车站大排长龙时，才能真正意识到自己是“龙的传人”。

30有情人终成家属

31春天来了,一群大雁正向北飞,一会儿排成B字型,一会儿排成T字型

32在哪里跌倒 就在哪里躺下

33老虎不发威 你当我是HELLO KITTY！

34驴是的念来过倒~

◆女人胖是丰满 瘦是苗条 高是修长 矮是娇小；男人胖是肥猪 瘦是排骨 高是竹竿矮是冬瓜 ◆教授：我国成年女性有90%不是处女 总统为此寄信给其他10%的女性 你们听说过此事吗？众女生摇头。“那么说你们都没有收到信！” ◆“你爱我有几分？”“一毛钱之多。”“只有这么一点吗？”“一毛钱不就是‘十分’吗？” ◆你长的很有创意，活着是你的勇气，丑不是你的本意，是上帝发了脾气，活下去，没有你，谁来衬托世界的美丽！

01早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃！

02和一MM争论鲸鱼是不是鱼，最后我说“曰本人也带个人字”，她这才同意鲸鱼不是鱼。

03铁杵能磨成针，但木杵只能磨成牙签，材料不对，再努力也没用。

04如果回帖是一种美德，那我早就成为圣人了。

05人生不能像做菜、把所有的料都准备好才下锅。

06听说女人如衣服，兄弟如手足。回想起来，我竟然七手八脚的裸奔了20年！

07穿别人的鞋，走自己的路，让他们打的找去吧。

08有一个很古老的传说，说是在XX校园内能看到美女的人会长生不老……

09难道全世界的鸡蛋联合起来就能打破石头吗？！所以做人还是要现实些……

10不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友！

11夏天就是不好，穷的时候我连西北风都没得喝……

12我也曾有过一双翅膀，不过我没用它在天上翱翔，而是放在锅里炖汤……

13水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌！

14我不是随便的人，我随便起来不是人。

15今天一群曰本人来我校参观——说实话，这是我第一次看到穿衣服的曰本人！

16思想有多远，你就滚多远！！！

17我很穷，我家的佣人也很穷，我家的园丁也很穷，我家的司机也很穷……

18银行收费时说：“这符合国际惯例！”服务时却说：“要考虑中国国情！”

19骑白马的不一定是王子，他可能是唐僧；带翅膀的也不一定是天使，他可能是鸟人。

20怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。

21站的更高，尿的更远。

22一大学生 最低奋斗目标：农妇，山泉，有点田

23我朋友在他女友手机里的名字是“他”，后来他们分手了，就变成了“它”……

24没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我！

25你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死吗？我会闭上眼睛的！

26佛曰：“前世的500次回眸才换来今生的一次擦肩而过”。我宁愿用来世的一次擦肩而过来换得今生的500次回眸。

27我拿什么整死你的爱人……

28网络就像是监狱，本来是偷了个钱包进来的，等出去的时候就什么都学会了。

29天使之所以会飞，是因为她们把自己看得很轻……

30我想早恋，但是已经晚了……

31师太！你就从了老衲吧！

32我爱你！关你什么事？

33学海无涯，回头是岸！

34生活tmd好玩，因为生活老tmd玩我！

35这个世界上我只相信两个人，一个是我，另一个不是你。

36我床上的不知道是谁媳妇，我媳妇不知道在谁的床上！

37我真想亲口管你爷爷叫声：爹！

38北科大骗了我大学四年，所以我打算用北科大教我的知识骗社会一辈子！

39我身边的朋友们啊，你们快点出名吧，这样我的回忆录就可以畅销了~~~

40当你穿上了爱情的婚纱，我也披上了和尚的袈裟……

41没见过这么恶心的学校——把期中考试订在5月8号！！！（隐讳）

42房价越来越高，所以，好男人越来越少……

43如果我做了皇帝，就封你当太子！

44我朋友在他女友手机里的名字是“他”，后来他们分手了，就变成了“它”……

45始终没有沦为一名优秀的大学生，靠的就是坚强品质！

46妈的，我被人投诉了！客户说我给他的mp3文件没有图像！

47生活有时就像被太监一样——反抗是痛苦，不反抗还是痛苦！

48将每个女生后面的男生数减少到6名！

49东边曰出西边雨，导师无情我有情。所以考试时我要和同学门共同奋战！

50拥抱真是个奇怪的东西，明明靠的那么近，却看不见彼此的脸

　早起的鸟儿有虫吃这一谚语中的鸟在英语中怎么表达呢下面我为大家带来鸟的英语意思和相关用法，欢迎大家一起学习!

鸟的英语意思

　bird

鸟的相关英语例句

　一只鸟停落在他的手掌上。

　A bird settled on his palm

　这些鸟把所有的头状花序都给啄掉了。

　These birds have plucked all the flower heads off

　烟囱里有一只鸟在扑打着，我们如何才能把它取出来

　There is a bird fluttering about inside the chimney, how can we get it out

　这种鸟在哪儿过冬

　Where do these birds winter

　这只鸟眼疾嘴快，能准确地把空中的飞虫啄住。

　This bird, sharp of eye and deft of beak, can accurately peck the flying insects in the air

　我如果是一只鸟就好了!

　If only I were a bird

　也许是一架飞机或者一只鸟在飞翔，其他的 没有了。

　And maybe a plane or a bird up there, but otherwise nothing

　你可以想象那些数不清的鸟

　You can think of the innumerable birds

　由于没有控制盘，唯一可以改变方向的方法就是像鸟一样来回移动头部和背部。

　With no steering controls, the only way to change direction was like a bird, moving his head andback

　我要和这些美丽的鸟呆在一起。

　I want to stay with these beautiful birds

　或者说，在这一事例中，一个中介鸟。

　Or in this case, a middle bird

　此鸟只在东北、西北、东南和西南筑巢,以免被发现。

　The bird nests only in northeast, northwest, southeast and southwest lest it be found

　我有一种想法，就是对我们来说世界是一个我们所站立的平坦的东西，而对鸟来说是一个它们所依靠的峭壁，一个巨大的球，它们依靠在边上，然后离开、飞翔、滑行。

　I have this theory that, to us the world is a flat thing we stand on, but to birds it is a cliff they clingto, a huge ball and they cling to the side and then fall off and fly and glide

　如果我是只鸟，我就会飞到你身边去。

　If I were a bird, I would fly to you

　但是，自出生以来，我都反复做着一个噩梦，一只大鸟用它的双爪把我抓起，扔到汪洋大海之中。因为这个梦，还有其他一些原因，我对水的恐惧感一直未能消除。

　But I was born with a recurring nightmare of a great bird picking me up in its claws and droppingme into an empty ocean, and for that, and other reasons, I have always been afraid of water

　我们要十分感谢那些吃昆虫的鸟和兽，然而把它们所杀死的昆虫全部加在一起也只相当于蜘蛛所消灭的一小部分。

　We owe a lot to the birds and beasts who eat insects but all of them put together kill only a fraction of the number destroyed by spiders

　因此，你制造了自己的运气，就像他们说的，并且你必须对自己的相机有良好的控制力，不要因为是抓拍天或者模糊了鸟影，而错过那转瞬即逝的好机会。

　So you make your own luck, as they say, and then you have to have enough control of yourcamera not to miss that split-second chance by blowing out the sky or blurring the birds

　如果你是一只鸟，你能长到多大呢

　If you were a bird, how big could you be

　鸟在筑巢时就要搜索它能用得上的材料，在做这类工作时，鸟儿就在动脑筋。

　The bird searches for what it can use in building its nest, and in doing this it thinks

　他们是天鹅，他并不知道这些鸟是什么鸟。

　They were swans He did not know what the birds were

鸟的英文例句

　这些树林里经常栖息着各种鸟类。

　These woods are frequented by all kinds of birds

　鸬鹚是一种长脖子黑颜色的大鸟，生活在海滨而且以吃鱼为生。

　The cormorant is a large, long-necked, dark-colored bird which lives near sea coasts and eats fish

　她拍摄鸟儿飞行的照片。

　She photographed the birds in flight

　这只鸟在用稻草和小树枝筑巢。

　The bird is building a nest of straw and twigs

　我一觉醒来，鸟鸣之声不绝于耳。

　I woke up and was greeted by bird song

　我们不知道这些鸟如何找到它们的路。

　We have no idea how the birds find their way

　照相机可以非常方便地、记录鸟类特征。 此外随身携带一本鸟类志或观鸟手册同样有助于在野外为鸟类分门别类。

　A birding journal or notebook is useful for documenting characteristics as well

　布谷鸟的雏鸟把其他鸟的雏鸟逐出巢外。

　Baby cuckoos oust other baby birds from their nests

　雌鸟将被宰杀，而雄鸟将保留下来用于诱惑其它鸟。

　The females will be killed and the males will be kept to lure other birds

鸟的双语例句

　1 Since the birds interbreed they cannot be classed as different species

　由于这些鸟进行杂交繁殖，不能把它们归为不同的物种。

　2 There was not much elbow room in the cockpit of a Snipe

　“沙锥鸟”战斗机的驾驶舱空间不太宽敞。

　3 Richard Chamberlain has agreed to make a sequel to "The Thorn Birds"

　理查德·张伯伦已经同意接拍《荆棘鸟》的续集。

　4 The sand martin is a brown bird with white underneath

　崖沙燕是一种褐羽白腹的鸟。

　5 Put stuffing into the cavity and truss the bird

　把填料放到腔内，把鸟的腿和翅膀扎紧。

　6 Parent birds began to hunt for food for their young

　亲鸟开始为幼鸟寻找食物。

　7 He was trying to keep out of the bird's line of sight

　他试图躲到那只鸟看不到的地方。

　8 I woke up to the sound of larks chirruping

　百灵鸟的叽叽喳喳声把我给吵醒了。

　9 The bird had trouble breathing and was discharging blood from the nostrils

　那只鸟呼吸困难，并且鼻孔里还在流血。

　10 Another possibility is that parents favour chicks that are strong

　另一种可能性是亲鸟会偏爱强壮的雏鸟。

　11 I sell my surplus birds to a local pet shop

　我把多余的鸟卖给当地的宠物商店。

　12 The hen may not be able to feed its young

　雌鸟可能无法给幼鸟喂食。

　13 Researchers observed one bird impale a rodent on a cactus

　研究人员观察到一只鸟把一只啮齿动物钉在一棵仙人掌上。

　14 Emerald starlings are fairly small when compared with other such birds

　与同类的其他鸟相比，翠辉椋鸟要小很多。

　15 The bird-watchers crept about in the bushes

　观鸟者在灌木丛中蹑手蹑脚地走来走去。

　鸟被定义为有羽毛几乎覆盖全身的卵生脊椎动物，是很常见的一种飞行动物，那么你知道小鸟的英文怎么读吗下面现在跟我一起来了解有关小鸟的英语知识吧。

　小鸟的英文释义

　dickey ; dicky ; birdie ; chick ; chicken

　网 络BIRD;birdie;little bird;fledge

　小鸟的英文例句

　长着这么鲜红羽毛的会是什么小鸟呢

　What little bird of scarlet plumage may this be

　孩子们要花多长时间才能为小鸟在树上筑好新家

　Build new houses for the birds in the tree

　她歌唱得象小鸟一样快乐。

　She sings as merrily as a little bird

　小鸟在树间鸣啭。

　The birds were trilling in the trees

　箭笔直的飞出去，正中小鸟的那只眼睛。

　The arrow went straight and hit the eye of the bird

　小鸟就要长出羽毛来了。

　The chicks will soon feather out

　小鸟飞走了。

　A bird launched off

　这个小鸟尽力朝着户外小鸟选择的方向飞翔。

　The bird tried to fly in the same direction as that taken by his outdoor cousins

　小鸟啄食面包屑。

　The bird pecked at the bread crumbs

　那只小鸟掠过波浪寻找食物。

　The little bird skimmed over the waves looking for food

　Our school had a mascot known as Freddy Bird 我们学校有一个名叫“弗雷迪小鸟”的吉祥物。

　As soon as the two chicks hatch, they leave the nest burrow 两只小鸟一出壳就离开了巢穴。

　The chirps of the small garden birds sounded distant 远处传来庭园小鸟的鸣啭。

　TV pictures showed a dying bird coated with oil 电视画面上出现了一只身上沾满油污、奄奄一息的小鸟。

　Ronan Rafferty shot six birdies in a round of 罗南·拉弗蒂在成绩为67杆的一场比赛中打出了6次小鸟球。

　He birdied five of the first seven holes 他在前7洞有5洞打出了小鸟球。

　Shoo, bird, shoo 嘘!小鸟，嘘!

　Birds were already singing in the garden 小鸟已经在花园里歌唱了。

　The bird had become entangled in the wire netting 那只小鸟被铁丝网缠住了。

　He held the bird gently in the palm of his hand 他把小鸟轻轻地托在掌心。

　He is abstracted by a bird outside the classroom 他的注意力溜到教室外的小鸟身上

　I used to snare small birds such as sparrows 我曾常用罗网捕捉麻雀等小鸟

　The little bird skimmed over the waves looking for food 那只小鸟掠过波浪寻找食物

　The little bird is eating a grain of rice 这只小鸟正在吃一粒米

　The birds have stripped all the fruit from the bushes! 小鸟把树丛中的果实都叼走了

　I want to fly, I want to be an unfettered bird 我想要飞, 想要做一只无拘无束的小鸟

　A little bird was bobbing its head up and down 一只小鸟把头上下快速摆动着

　The birds in the garden are fighting over a piece of bread 花园里的小鸟正在争夺一片面包

　I can see that aeroplane, but I can't see a bird 我能看见那架飞机, 但是小鸟我就看不见了

　The bird fluttered its wings in the cage 小鸟在笼子里拍动翅膀

关于小鸟的 英语阅读 ：鸟儿捕虫的法宝

　Everyone is familiar with the sight of robins hopping around the yard, peering into the grass or “head-cocking” to locate a nice juicy worm In no time, they find their prey and fly off with a mouthful

　后院里，知更鸟跳来跳去，注视着草丛，晃头晃脑地搜寻着可口多汁的昆虫。这样的情景相信大家都不陌生。一旦发现“猎物”，它马上叼着虫儿飞走了。

　Cues to find prey

　寻找猎物的线索

　Birds are known to use visual, auditory, and possibly vibrations or tactile cues to find prey, but vision is predominant

　通常鸟儿们是通过视觉、听觉，有时可能是触觉(昆虫的振动)这些线索来寻找猎物，其中视觉居多。

　The way the robins turn their head when searching for food suggests they could be using visual or auditory cues, but it wasn’t until scientists tested robins in the lab that we really knew for sure how they find worms

　从知更鸟晃头晃脑地寻找食物可以推断出视觉和听觉线索的利用，但是直到科学家们在实验室中测试，我们才真正明确知更鸟如何发现昆虫。

　Testing the birds

　测试鸟儿

　Birds were placed in aviaries where they could be given buried mealworms in trays of dirt

　在大型鸟舍中，给鸟儿们提供面粉虫藏在泥里的托盘。

　To test if they were using scent to locate their prey, birds were offered trays with buried live, moving worms and dead ones Robins found the live worms more often, suggesting they were not using scent

　为了测试鸟儿是否通过嗅觉寻找猎物，托盘里分别藏有活着的昆虫和死了的昆虫。知更鸟找出的多是活着的昆虫，这说明知更鸟寻找猎物时并没有利用嗅觉。

　In the next test, they were given hanging food trays to keep them from touching the soil with their feet and detecting the worm’s vibrations The trays did not affect their ability to find the worms, suggesting they do not use tactile cues

　下一个测试是：把托盘悬挂起来，这样知更鸟的脚碰不到泥土，也不能探测昆虫的振动。测试并没有影响知更鸟捕捉昆虫，这说明知更鸟寻找猎物时并没有利用触觉。

　Sound Cues

　声音线索

　When cardboard was used as a barrier to block visual cues, the birds could still find the worms That meant they were using another sense A last experiment used white noise to block sound cues and the birds had more difficulty finding the worms

　用纸板作为障碍物破坏视觉线索，鸟儿依然能找到昆虫。说明鸟儿是用另种线索。最后的实验利用白色噪音破坏声音线索，鸟儿寻找昆虫困难起来了。

　The research concluded that robins could use either visual or auditory cues alone to find worms in the soil, but probably use both So the next time you see a robin “head-cocking” you can be fairly sure it’s listening and looking for those mouthwatering treats!

　研究结果是知更鸟可以利用视觉或听觉中任一线索寻找泥土中的昆虫，但是也很可能是两种皆有。所以，下次你再看见知更鸟在草丛中摇头晃脑的，你可以确定它们是通过听觉寻找垂涎的美味了!

1 小鸟英语怎么说

2 牛用英语怎么说

3 采访用英语怎么说

4 贺卡用英语怎么说

5 小鸟的英文怎么念

6 迷彩用英语怎么说

hey Are Directly from America

Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter give her At the bank counter ,the money was realIt mady out of patienceAt last she couid not hold any more, uttering :“trust me, Sir, and trustthe money They are real US dollars Theyare directly from America ”

汉译：

真美钞

一位中国老妇人到美国去看望女儿回来不久，到一家银行取存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真仔细的检查了每一张钞票看，是否有假。这种做法使老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，是从美国直接带来的。”

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed He hurt himself

Tommy: That's too bad How did that happen

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won

他赢了

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again" asked his mother

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan "I have his ear in my pocket"

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”

“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly "Here are two cents more But why are you so interested in the old woman"

"She is the one who sells the candy"

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk"

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny Where did you find the cheese" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy

好客

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

英语小笑话

上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you

know what does it mean It means All Day I Dream About Sex我整天都在想著

性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的

一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是

ADIDAS, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟

能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了

A man goes to church and starts talking to God He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少"上帝回答:"一便士"男子又问:"且话偻蚰昴"上帝说:"一秒钟"最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗"上帝回答:"过一秒钟"

1,Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow Now who can tell us which is which

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer

Teacher: Please tell us

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

2 The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings" replied the little girl

鱼网

"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。

"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

3 The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September

"George, how did you like your new teacher" asked his mother

"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too"

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。

"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

4 A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears

一次物理考试

在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？

尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

Jim’s History Examination

Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination

Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault They asked him

things that happened before the poor boy was born

吉姆的历史考试

舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？

母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个

可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。