相声 《猪年说猪》台词？

1、我最近正在搞研究哪。

2、我在研究猪哪。

3、我问你，你吃过猪肉吗？

4、你知道猪是怎么来的吗？

5、告诉你吧，那是天上的天蓬元帅，因酒后调戏嫦娥，被玉皇大帝罚下天庭，投胎转世投错了地方，变成了猪八戒，猪就是这么来的。我们今天吃的猪肉，就是八戒的后代变的。

6、我问你，你知道八戒的老丈人姓什么？家住哪里吗？

7、八戒的老丈人姓高，高员外。家住在高老庄。八戒在保唐僧西天取经时，途径高老庄，因八戒憨厚老实，力大稳重，被高员外之女高**看上，订下终身，西天取经回来后，与高**结婚生子，繁衍后代。所以我们今天吃的猪肉都是八戒的后代。这是西游记里说的，人人都知道。

1 ** 127小时 英文影评

Nothing is more powerful than the will to live This is what 127 hours is about It is a survival tale of a man trapped in an isolated canyon in Utah when a rock fell and crushed his arm against the boulder walls and who at last made it out 6 days later with only determination This movie was simply amazing! James Franco's performance is shockingly natural and even scary at some points All the shots are spectacular, the way of storytelling is interesting and the film is amusing, exciting and moving It shows the suffering of Aron in a very natural way, you feel the same way he does All in all, I love this film and I will remend it to anyone who is interested。

2 《127小时》英文观后感

本片讲诉的是远足者阿伦·罗斯顿在犹他州的一次远足中，因为在一个偏僻的峡谷被掉落的山石压住胳膊而无法动弹，孤独的被困在那里。

在接下来的五天里，罗斯顿精神上经受着巨大的考验，同时也审视着自己的人生，更重要的是，他需要利用手上的各种条件想法脱离险境。终于，他痛下决心，以惊人的勇气给自己的胳膊做了截肢手术，并攀下65英尺的谷底，同时忍痛步行8公里后，最后获得营救，成功生还。

The film telling the hiker Alan Roston on a hike in Utah, and cannot move because of being dropped in a remote Canyon rocks down arms, lonely was trapped in there In the next five days, the spirit of Roston on being tested, but also look forward to theirlife, more important is, he needs to be out of danger in the hands of variousconditions using ideas Finally, he determined, with amazing courage to his arm to be amputated operation, and climb 65 feet above the valley floor, and reluctantly walks 8 kilometers, finally obtain the rescue, successfully survived。。

3 《127小时》英文观后感

本片讲诉的是远足者阿伦·罗斯顿在犹他州的一次远足中，因为在一个偏僻的峡谷被掉落的山石压住胳膊而无法动弹，孤独的被困在那里。在接下来的五天里，罗斯顿精神上经受着巨大的考验，同时也审视着自己的人生，更重要的是，他需要利用手上的各种条件想法脱离险境。终于，他痛下决心，以惊人的勇气给自己的胳膊做了截肢手术，并攀下65英尺的谷底，同时忍痛步行8公里后，最后获得营救，成功生还。

The film telling the hiker Alan Roston on a hike in Utah, and cannot move because of being dropped in a remote Canyon rocks down arms, lonely was trapped in there In the next five days, the spirit of Roston on being tested, but also look forward to theirlife, more important is, he needs to be out of danger in the hands of variousconditions using ideas Finally, he determined, with amazing courage to his arm to be amputated operation, and climb 65 feet above the valley floor, and reluctantly walks 8 kilometers, finally obtain the rescue, successfully survived

4 ** 127小时 英文影评

Nothing is more powerful than the will to live This is what 127 hours is about It is a survival tale of a man trapped in an isolated canyon in Utah when a rock fell and crushed his arm against the boulder walls and who at last made it out 6 days later with only determination

This movie was simply amazing! James Franco's performance is shockingly natural and even scary at some points

All the shots are spectacular, the way of storytelling is interesting and the film is amusing, exciting and moving It shows the suffering of Aron in a very natural way, you feel the same way he does

All in all, I love this film and I will remend it to anyone who is interested

5 求三篇英语作文,关于英语**观后感,120字左右,不要太多,带翻

Impression on "Forrest Gump" **《阿甘正传》观后感 Last night, I saw a great film, Forrest GumpI am greatly impressed by this film, by the stories of Forrest GumpForrest Gump was born in a all villageHe was born mentally retarded, and he was discriminated by othersBut his mother is a strong female who encourages Gump to be strong and live the same as normal peopleBesides, he meets Jenny, a tragic but kind-hearted girlWith the love of his mother and Jenny, Forrest Gump begins his running all his lifeI am moved by his strong will, kindness and optimi There are many miracles in his all life which seem impossible to himBut I know is reasonable, because he wins them with his noble personalities昨天晚上，我看了一部大片——《阿甘正传》。

这部**以及阿甘的故事给我留下了深刻印象。阿甘出生在一个小村庄。

他天生弱智，受到别人的歧视。但是他的母亲是个坚强的妇女，她鼓励阿甘要像一个正常人一样坚强地活着。

后来，她认识了珍妮，一个悲剧但又善良的女孩。在他妈妈和珍妮的爱护下，阿甘开始跑遍整个人生。

我被他坚强的意志，他的善良以及他的乐观所打动。他的整个人生充满了许多对它来说是不可能的奇迹。

但是我知道这是合理的，因为他用他高尚的品质赢得了这些。My Favorite Movie 我最喜欢的**Among so many films I have watched, the one I like best is High School MusicalThis film tells the stories about o high school juniors from rival cliques – Troy Bolton, captain of the basketball team, and Gabriella Montez, a beautiful and shy transfer student who is a hard working girlTogether, they try out for the lead parts in their high school musicalIn this process, a series of stories happen, but in the end, the musical achieves great success and Troy and Gabriella fall in love with each other It's totally a happy endingI like this movie because the high school life in that is so colorful and amazing, which I admire so muchBesides, everyone loves happy ending of love story。

在我所看过的**中，我最喜欢的是《歌舞青春》。这部**讲述了两个高中生的故事——学校篮球队的队长Troy Bolton和性格害羞、长相甜美、成绩优异的新生Gabriella Montez。

他们要一起主演学校的音乐剧。在这个过程中，发生了一系列的故事，而最终，音乐剧获得了成功，他们之间也碰撞出了爱的火花，完美落幕。

我喜欢这部**的原因是因为**中展现的高中生活丰富多彩、奇妙无比，让我十分羡慕。再者，有谁不喜欢爱情故事的大圆满结局呢。

The Impression of Hachiko 《忠犬八公的故事》观后感 In recent years, the film “Hachiko—A Dog's Story” has been very popularIt mainly shows an impressive story beeen a loyal dog and a professorAs far I am concerned, there are many things we can learn from the film近年来，**“忠犬八公——一只狗的故事”非常的流行。主要说的是一条忠实的狗和一个教授之间的感人故事。

对我来说，我们可以从**中学到许多东西。To begin with, I believe that most people who have watched this film were moved by the dog's loyaltyThe dog has waited for his owner for a lifetime and hid loyal behavior has taught us never fet anyone we loved—the meaning of loyaltyWe can learn that we should try to get along with each other with true affection and never betray in an intimated relationship so that we can strengthen our relationship and understand each other betterAnd we should believe that there is still a true affection in the world首先，我相信很多人看过这部**的人都被狗的忠诚感动了。

狗等它的主人等了一辈子，这一忠诚的行为告诉我们永远不要忘记任何你所爱的人——忠诚的意义。我们可以学习，我们可以学到我们应该应该用真实的情感与他人交流相处并永远不出卖亲密的关系，这样我们才能够加强我们的关系，更好地相互理解。

我们应该相信世界上还存在有真情。

6 用英语写观后感

只能写一篇，是乱世佳人观后感“Gone With the Wind” is quite famous The story happens during Civil War Scarlet, the daughter of a farmer was beautiful and attractive Before the war, her life was placid But when the war broke out, her life changed totally Her hu and died because of disease, and she became a widow However, she was different from other women She couldn't bear wearing dark clothes and staying at home all the time Just at that time, Captain Butler came into her life They were very similar, both treacherous and avaricious, so they soon became friends Scarlet had to be feed the whole family, and this made her marble Later on, Scarlet had her own factory, and was gradually disliked by many people because of her arrogance Captain Butler was very wealthy and charming as well He loved Scarlet, and before long, they got married On the other hand, Scarlet had been loving a man called Ashley for a long time, but Ashley had a wife, Melanie, who was respected by everyone, except Scarlet Even after she got married with Butler, she still wanted Ashley Some time later, Scarlet and Captain Butler had a daughter This made Butler bee a kind father But their daughter died From then on, Scarlet and Butler quarreled much oftener than before Otherwise, when Scarlet met Ashley on his birthday at the factory, people saw them hugging, and this made Butler fly into a rage Melanie fell sick and she was about to die Scarlet talked with her beside her bed, and she suddenly realized that Melanie was her only female friend, and she loved her very much She also realized she didn't really love Ashley But everything was too late When she came back home, Captain Butler was leaving Her tears couldn't do any help, and she could only watch him leave This story figured a lady who was fortitudinous But the society made her play hard, and her personality distorted She only cared for money, and she didn't care about other people's feeling When she finally regretted, Butler's patience had been deplenished In addition, Scarlet had a tag, “ Tomorrow is another day” This showed that she was optimistic When Butler left her, she also said, “Tomorrow is another day” This sentence gave her courage, and made her feel much better Maybe we should learn this point from her No matter how difficult our life is, just face it optimistically, and tomorrow would be another day。

7 英语写的**观后感

喜剧动物片 101真狗my personal favorite "101D" medium is Disney's "101 Dalmatians: the Series" It bines many themes of the existing material (Dodie Smith book, 1961 and 1996 movies) But still does its own things, tooOur main pups include brave Lucky, who gets a strong personality mirroring his character in the book, lovable Rolly, the gourmand of the pups, and sweet little Cadpig, who is the true runt of the litter Also there is Spot the chicken, who longs to be a dog I find them all extremely amiable and enjoyable to watch They are usually foiling Cruella's schemes for their land, or ouitting Lt Pug (I'll get to him later), or sneaking into Grutely, or。

just having fun, making a very likable show动画喜剧 海底总动员Somewhere, under the sea, weak-finned clown fish Nemo (Alexander Gould) lives with his fretful father, Marlin (Albert Brooks) Smothered by pop's paranoia, he ventures away from the reef, but his dad's dread is justified when a passing diver whisks him awayTaken to a tank in a Sydney dentists, Nemo meets Gill (Willem Dafoe) and co - friendly fish who dream of escaping to the ocean Meanwhile, Marlin bumps into a blue tang named Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), and sets out to save his son。The splendour of natural history hit The Blue Pla is matched by the wit of the script and stars Barry Humphries has a terrific cameo as a great white shark who's sworn off killing (Remember, fish are friends, not food!), while DeGeneres provides perfect timing and tone as Dory, whose short-term memory loss is a gag that never stops running泰坦尼克号After the appreciation of the film “Titanic”, I have noticed some meaningful details behind the peoples' general impression of simply an affectional film The wreck of the Titanic occurred in 1912, in which the great recession started from the end of the 19th Century still hasn't ended Most critics pointed out that the sinking of the Titanic represents the collapse of the Capitali in the end of the 19th Century However, I would like to say that, in this movie, the director had not only foreran the crisis of the Capitali , but also showed some of the human nature, from both gloomy and brilliant aspects, like selfish, mammonish, vainglorious, and love, hope, bravery, faith, and so on In this essay, I will first reveal this film's indication of the social context of that age, then I will yse the o contrary aspects of human nature indicated in this film through some impressive shotsUnder the development of industrial technology, the economy in the Capitali countries took off People lived a rich, luxury and expensive life, and this rapid economic development lasted for almost 20 years People had got used to this kind of life The huge development in machinery changed people's life greatly Innovations of transportation, such as vehicles and tankers, allowed people to travel around The appearance of these modern transportations was an important milestone of the industrialization People thus became very confident on human intellectual capabilities They believed their power of conquering the nature is inapproachable While the Titanic is also called “The Ship of Dreamers”, in this film, when it bearing in with the ocean in the darkness, the mysterious ocean represents the unknown nature and the ship itself represents the advanced material capabilities people owned In a shot that Mr Bruce explains his design of the Titanic, he said “the ship possesses huge size, stability, luxury, and strength”, and that” the supremacy will never be challenged” In fact, all these words can be thought of the symbols of the Capitali of that time in many people's eyes They thought the Capitali is just like the Titanic, which should be “unsinkable” The wonderful way of developing economy would stay in good condition eternally However, things do not always follow the way people wish to be The economic recession suddenly attacked the Capitali countries at the end of the 19th Century It was not until then that people did not realize the impracticality of their idealized “unsinkable” Capitali Capitali will sink And unfortunately it did sink Just like the movie shows, when the ship broke into o parts and began to sink quicker and quicker, everybody knows the ship is going to sink, the priest kept reiterating to the disciples,” the former would has passed away”As to the human nature uncovered in this film, can be thought of from both negative and positive aspects I will first elucidate some gloomy characteristics revealed by the film The first impressive characteristic may be that the fiancé of Rose, Karl would gain his ends by。

8 求2篇英语**观后感,用英文写的,40——70词

功夫熊猫》（《Kung Fu Panda》）的： <1> Funny! I see this movie laseek, So terrfic,this film make me loving Kung Fu! My liitle sister love the panda very much ,She ask me which kind annimal of Panda I told her its one of the cutiest animal in the world ,it only lives in China In this movie, Panda learns how to improve his level of Kung fu,many scence show that this cartoon is so funny, You can see how things goes on with laugh, I remend this film to you! 2《gong with the wind》 See the over movie 《 gong with the wind 》 ， I am very to move for ruide this person imageThe ruide is handsome and natural and unrestrained, the magic power is endless, humor and wit, the strength is brave, he is rich, respecting again female, to love faithfulHe again is a person who can see what others cann't, again sharp insight with the person of the self-control dint, and have to do the standard ownlyHe is limitless ocean in elephant, thick forest in elephant, and can make female dependent onThe sijiali bees friends with the ruide empress knot over the o marriage,however, ruide has been having no to changes the slightest to her the original intention, liking this in love with attitude the ream is felt by me get a frightThe writer gave the great breadth of view in ruide, he tolerate other people's mistake, respecting other people's right alwaysIn his in the mind, men and women are plete equalI do not know that still had the more perfect than this image what kind of male 3Today, we watched a movie, the name of this movie was called:The day after tomorrowWhat this movie speaks BE:A world happened to bee cold affairs in the world,What to broadcast it is an etc the region temperature nasty play in New York to descend in the movie, is almost each to descend more than ten degreeThe sky still descends terrible hail, also having more afraid of of Tornado, city in New York became to break city for an instant after being cut through by tornado, making the whole city bee more without results one This really lets the person touch eyes shocking, make the person's heart can't fall calm once in a very long while, although exaggerate very in the movie, but we now not just so:world bee warm。

So ask the clas ates to rise from the do-it-yourself, environmental protection, make our environments more beautiful！ 可以自己稍微删除一下。

n 哈巴狗；狮子鼻；（野兽的）足迹；<俚> 拳击手

v 制砖瓦捣捏；用粘土堵塞

一、读音：英 [pʌɡ]，美 [pʌɡ] 

二、例句：

This plush pug - dog is a new product

这只长毛绒狮子狗是新产品。

三、词汇搭配：

1、pug nose 狮子鼻

2、pug-nosed 狮子鼻的

3、vacuum pug mill 真空干碾机

扩展资料：

近义词：pugilist

一、意思：n 职业拳击手

二、读音：英 ['pjuːdʒɪlɪst]，美 ['pjuːdʒɪlɪst] 

三、例句：

The pugilist blocked his opponent's blows and then put in a sudden right to the jaw

拳击手挡住了对方的袭击，接着用右手向他的颌部突然一击。

有一个可爱好玩的男朋友是一种怎样的体验

1、调制怪味可乐

一瓶可乐，喝掉一半后，掺入醋、酱油、盐、芥茉等佐料，精心调制一份色泽正常的怪味可乐。遇到熟人就装作正在喝，然后大方地把“可乐”递上去，对方毫无戒备，一边道谢一边大口喝下去，紧接着皱眉头、张口便吐。

你还可以依法炮制，如往矿泉水里倒入二锅头酒，往啤酒里兑点肥皂水等等。

2、牙膏夹心饼

把夹心饼拆封，小心地拨开两片饼干，去掉原来的夹心，拿出牙膏(最好是黑人牙膏，味道不错！)挤出适量至饼中，分量随个人“饮食”习惯，最后加以黏合，尽量做得逼真像样。你一般根本不用特地使用，只需将之放至明显处，最好准备几片原始的夹心饼，一边吃一边看电视，自然而然就有人光顾品尝了。这叫姜太公钓鱼，愿者上钩。你也可以主动出击，到处请人品尝，虽然其风险性较大，但肯定有不少人中圈套。

3、点

准备好一个饭盆或搪瓷脸盆(其他经打击后可以发出洪亮、高分贝的物体均可)以及。尽量用一种很正式的语调给对方打，接通后按照下面的话来说：这里是音乐电台，有一位X(可说可不说真实姓)先生／**要为Y先生／**点一首，如果您想听的话，请拨＃键收听(一般人都会按一下)。谢谢，曲是动力火车的《当》，请仔细收听。然后敲一下事先准备好的打击物，只敲一下，发出“当”的一声，在对方未反应过来前，说：谢谢收听，愚人节快乐，再见！

此方法适用于宿舍之间，或可用的好友，最后是较亲密的人。另外在打过程中千万不可以笑，以免影响效果和气氛。

4、双倍邮资

估算好时间，提前给你的朋友寄一封信，但不要贴邮票，也不要把自己的发信写上(不然就会退给你的)。这样愚人节这天，你的朋友将收到一张由邮局发给的取信通知单，被告知，他有一封欠资邮件，请到某某邮局办理处，并付上双倍的邮费。当他风尘仆仆地来到某某邮局，毕恭毕敬地奉送上双倍的邮费后，打开信封，却发现里边飘出一张小纸条，上面写着“愚人节快乐！”不过这个恶作剧可能时间上会有所误差，效果未必有想象的那么好。

5、送礼物

如果愚人节那天有人过生日，就送给他一个写着“生日快乐”的大盒子，把盒子里装满碎纸片，并将盒底弄松。当他拿起盒子时，盒底掉落，碎纸片飞得满屋都是，准得让那位被愚者收拾半个钟点。

6、测量

恶作剧者拿一截绳子，拦住一位行人，要他帮忙测量一下尺寸。再拿着绳子的另一头，转过楼角，又拦住另一位行人，如法炮制。然后你就可以躲在一边看热闹去了。两头的人可能会等上十几分钟，见没有动静才放下绳头，去找对方问个明白，这时才会发现上当了。

这是愚弄陌生人的好办法。

二、快口小办法：

（1）1+1等于几

伸出1个手指，问别人“这是几”；

再次伸出2个手指，问别人“这是几”；

再次伸出3个手指，问别人“1+1等于几”；

10个人里最多1个人答对。

（要点：动作要连贯）

（2）猫怕老鼠

找一个朋友，让他先说3遍“老鼠”，

然后再说3遍“鼠老”，待他说完，立即

问他“猫怕什么”，几乎可以保证他会回

答“老鼠”，本人试过多次，屡次不爽！

（要点：速度要快。）

（3）猪是谁？

问朋友：猪的英语拼写是PUG吧？

——不对，是PIG——不是吧，我怎么记得是U（YOU）啊

——你弄错了，是I，

——猪是U

——猪是I

三、网络适用：

最初级方法：简单易行，适合所有用电脑的人

趁别人上厕所时在其电脑上设置屏幕保护，并加上；伪造讲话：“系统即将重启，请保存手中的工作后退出”；发电子邮件给朋友，先用Winzip打包、再次打包……最后做成自解压文件，如此循环几遍，最后对方打开信时，只有6个字：今天是愚人节！

另一种方法就是设法取得被愚者的OIC码，自己重新申请一个OIC码，按照被愚者的详细情况填写个人资料。将被愚者加入到你所申请的新码的联络清单中，然后抓住对方弱点开始对其进行“大型轰炸”

利用麦克风和Windows自带的“录音机”程序录下一些恐怖或离奇的声音，然后将其设置为Windows开(关)机声音。这样当被愚者开(关)机的时候，冷不丁地肯定被吓一跳。

将被愚者电脑中的“我的文档”所对应的目标文件夹改变，让其误以为辛辛苦苦撰写的文档全部消失。

将被愚者常用的一些应用程序的快捷方式目标改变，让其点击快捷方式开启程序后，却发现启动的不是和快捷方式相对应的程序。注意一定要将快捷方式的图标保持和原来的程序一致。

这些方法愚人的效果是一流的，足以让被愚者心跳加快、血压升高、浑身冒冷汗。但使用的时候一定要小心谨慎，因为一不小心就会铸成大错。

有一个爱养生的男朋友是一种怎样的体验

你和他在一起，你也会参与一起讲究养生，也许你对养生的专注度不及他，但你绝对要超过外面的一般人。

你和他在一起，养生的收益会很好的，会达到让外面人羡慕的程度。

有一个玩紫砂壶的男朋友是一种怎样的体验

没有爱好的人，是没有情感的人。这话不知是谁说的，忘了，但真的有道理。以前曾有玩物伤志，现今工作压力加大，人际、邻里关系圈子缩小，玩物不再丧志，可能玩物还能尚志，玩物会让人更具情感，更能悟生活的“七味”，珍惜生活。

玩壶。壶本是泡茶之器，茶的好处在先。玩壶之人大都养壶，养壶养性情，这话可能有些“领导”会说是托词，其实不然， 玩壶养壶会让男人心更细， 不细会伤壶；性更温，将一把壶养的珠圆玉润那不是一件容易的事。其实在养的过程中，男人的性情也得到了“修练”。

男人爱壶后，十有八九是急着回家，不再外面疯玩，他会在做完家务事后（这是“领导”分配的）静心的去做二件事。一、烧水泡茶养壶，这其间如有家人的参与，那更是其乐融融。二是上网，“领导”们尽可放宽心，爱壶男人的网上不会有网恋，QQ上也只有与壶与茶相关的聊天，还有论坛上有关茶、壶的交流与灌水，这样的男人“领导”们不喜欢吗？

有一个 会玩 游戏的男朋友是一种怎样的体验

会吃游戏的干醋，，

可是又感觉自己很无聊，

可是还自己委屈，然后觉得自己很无聊

有一个爱着前任的男朋友是一种怎样的体验

放手吧。他心里一直有着别的女人，如果他不死心，我想你会一辈子痛苦的。认真考虑吧。

有一个理科男朋友是一种怎样的体验

死板硬套，不懂得迂回，说话直接，但是也有可爱的地方，为人诚恳，老实。心地善良，这些都是他们理解男的优点和缺点，文科男的话就不一样了。说话风趣幽默。能说会道使他们的强项。当然也有缺点，就是太能吹牛，有时候都不知道说的是假话还是真话。这个只能自己分析了 ，希望能帮到你，蟹蟹

有一个“直男癌”男朋友是一种怎样的体验

候觉幸福萌萌哒

候气吐血给脸懵逼

跟直男癌男朋友相处内定要强

有一个智障男朋友是一种怎样的体验

今天晚上可以给大家吃肉包子，只要有一个人弄砸了，所有的人都没有包子吃，记住

了吗？台下病人一起喊道记住了！

有一个黏人（缠人）的男朋友是一种怎样的体验

觉得跟女朋友多久联系一次比较合适？我觉得半年一次。 好好对他，好好对待你们的感情，五年的感情来之不易，人生又有几个五年。这样简单的爱并不是每个人都有的 。别等到失去后才知道珍惜。希望楼主不要嫌弃男票的粘人。

有一个犹太血统的男朋友是一种怎样的体验

如果俩人一起，性格合适，彼此真心相爱，这不是问题。

在现在美国俚语里 经常会说 pug life  意思是 悲剧了，也算是近年才出来了一种网络用语。

说一个场景吧。

比如一个人在玩游戏，然后被怪物弄死了，另外一个他的朋友在旁边看着 然后就可以说 WOW pug life 。。。。。 意思是：我去，悲剧了啊。。。。

001森林里一个猎人在追赶一只猪，正在紧张之时，猪大喊道：韵韵，韵韵！猎人慌忙逃跑，这时猪憾息道：啊！幸好认识人多。

002小哥哥，打扰一下下哦。请教你一个问题了，猪的英文是“PUG”吗？

003狗是数学天才追肉包子跑直线，猪是美食家拿狗屎当甜点，猫是情歌大王，羊是美发师连汗毛都烫出卷了。你比他们更厉害尤其是胃口。

004今晚动物园的动物搞联欢，黄莺唱歌，孔雀跳舞，猩猩大象演小品，老虎猎豹说相声-----喂，笨猪，轮到你了，还在那里傻看啥？

005你和几百个朋友举行了游行示威，要求改善居住环境，完善配套设施，增建游乐场所。第二天，政府颁布新法令：大力整治所有养猪场！

006非洲来到客人就叫黑客。抒发自己的情感就叫发情。酒后大吐就叫醉有应得。酒后驾车出事死了就叫醉该万死。有猪和你一样所以就叫猪如此类！

007每每风雨凄厉是我为你嘘寒问暖，遭逢饥荒我都为你送饭，你憨厚神情令我兴奋盎然，其实养头猪蛮有成就感嘛！

008领导就餐讲话：兔子（同志）们！今天饭本来狗（够）吃的，因猪喂（诸位）多了，就不狗（够）吃了。……

009有人说你存在住房危机，我差点和他急，告知不明内情就不要瞎猜疑，哪会住房危机？你住的……猪圈也得算个连体别墅呢

010还是你最好，我又开始想你了，再也不气你了，而且我觉的对你的爱每天都在加深，那是因为有人告诉我……小猪涨价了：你又值钱了！

011今天你吃得饱吗睡得好吗夜深会冷吗真想静静守在你身边,我知道你总是不会照顾自己,每当我一离开,你就从猪栏跳出去

012虽然你有人的外表却只有猪的智商，弱智不是你的错，但时常提一些弱智的问题降低别人的智商就是你的不对了。

013亲爱的，你知道吗？你近来消瘦了许多！我是看在眼里，疼在心里呀，眼看就要过年了，你的身体却让人担心……谁不想让自己的猪多杀几斤呢！

014你快乐所以我快乐，我开心所以你开心，我愁了因为你瘦了，我手瘦了因为你病了，我笑了因为壮了，我有钱了因为我把你卖了~~~~~小猪猪！

015如果秋天走了，我会在雪地等你；如果世界走了，我会在天堂等你；如果你走了，我会在泪水中想你；如果我走了，会让他来照顾你，他养猪技术不赖的，真的！”

016就要和你说再见了，看着你满脸的无辜，我心都碎了，为什么真心选择过，却又要匆匆放弃，我是多想把你留在身边，但妈妈说了“城市不准养猪！”呵呵

017你的幸福，我来建筑。你的糊涂，我来弥补；你的贪图，我来满足；你的任性，我来让步；关心你，非我莫属，谁让我是养猪专业户！唉，喂头猪不容易啊！

018一二三四五六七，七个小猪晒肚皮，丢了一个让人急，放猪娃娃四处找，原来小猪太调皮，躲在阴暗角落里，正用他的小猪蹄，打开手机读信息。-------我们原来宿舍的老大发给我的。

019请别再往下看啦，关机吧，真的没什么好看的，求你啦，真的要看？不后悔？好吧，这可是你自己要求的？？你是猪！

020你很优雅，从远处一步三摇的走了过来，灿烂的笑容，健康的皮肤，温柔的心灵，更让人羡慕你有一对圣洁的翅膀。我晕~这世道，连猪都当上了天使~吐血。

021 那段日子,我们静静地走在家乡的小路，你害羞地低着头。乡亲们见了我们都夸你：嘿，又漂亮又干净！也夸我：好孩子，这么小年纪就出来放猪！

023 亲爱的知道吗？你近来消瘦了许多！我是看在眼里，疼在心里呀，眼看就要过年了，你的身体却让人担心……谁不想让自己的猪多杀几斤呢！

024 我狠下心离去的那一刻，你在我身后无助的哭泣和撕心裂肺的痛楚让我刹那间明白我是多么地爱你，我猛地转身哭着把你抱紧：这头猪我不卖啦！

025一只蛐蛐跟猪打赌说：我跳进草里你就看不见我，猪说：我要看得见呢？于是蛐蛐跳进草里。猪在看，猪在看！猪还在看！猪咋还在看呢？！

026 狼来了猪窝里乱成一团，猪妈妈安排:大猪去堵门！二猪去堵窗！当看到小猪时，猪妈来火了，大叫:老三，不要看短信啦！你肉多，出去把狼引开 。

027 哭了吧傻了吧，幸福的日子没有了吧？早警告过你，不要贪吃贪睡，可你就是不听。这下你该记住了吧，猪长到一定分量就要出栏的。

028 不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐得住渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能收到短信，但是你做到了

029 龟兔赛跑，猪做裁判，你说是龟跑得快还是兔子跑得快？

030 今天晚上有流星雨，听说到时会有一只大猪从天上飞过，可惜我要睡觉，你就好了，有那么多人看着你飞！

040请先摸摸你那红嫩的小脸，再摸摸你的小肚子！好！这次养猪知识讲座到此结束，明天见 ！

041 一只猪和一只企鹅被关在-20℃的冷库里,第二天企鹅死了,猪没事为什么你不知道对了,猪也不知道!

042 唐僧带三个徒弟稍做休息时,唐僧到猪八戒近前看后愤然道：“你这猪头,居然还有闲情看短信息!”

043猪年祝福尊敬的阁下：非常感谢您一年来对我们的支持，籍新春佳节之即，祝您新年愉快，身体健康，万事如意。

044微风轻拂，白云远逝，在我心中永恒的是友情，祝新年快乐，万事如意。请你把这最诚挚的祝福带在身边，让幸福永远伴随你。

045猪年祝福经理：您好！祝您春节快乐、合家欢乐、万事如意！新春新年新气象、跃马奔腾迎新年！

046猪年祝福春天悄然至，马蹄碎碎声，旧事烦心去，辉煌看今朝。祝大哥大嫂岁岁平安，吉祥如意！

047猪年贺词:美丽的人生，伴随着新年的到来增添了更美丽的色彩，愿你的明天像梦想那般绚丽多姿！

048猪年贺词漫天雪花飘飘，迎来了新年，让久违的心灵相聚吧，新年快乐！愿我的祝福能融化寒冬，温暖你的心灵。--一个爱你的人。

049我小时过年，有一大群小孩子提着纸灯笼，各家乱转，回来的时候，口袋里装满了好吃的。但愿你也有这样美好的回忆！

050猪年贺词新年问好办事处处顺生活步步高**期期中好运天天交打牌场场胜口味顿顿好越活越年轻越长越俊俏家里出黄金墙上长钞票。

051送走旧年的时候，也送走一年的阴郁，迎来新春的时候，也迎来新的希望。给您拜年啦！

052猪年贺词春风洋溢你；家人关心你；爱情滋润你；朋友忠于你；我这儿祝福你；幸运之星永远照着你。衷心祝福你：新春快乐！

053猪年运程希望我是今年第一个给你送来祝福的人，作为知己我只有打心底里对你说一句：愿你所有的愿望都能成功！

054谢谢你一年来对我工作的大力支持和帮助！愿我们在新的一年里团结开拓，把我们的工作做得更好！

055猪年运程零时的钟声响彻天涯，新年的列车准时出发。它驮去一个难忘的岁月，迎来了又一度火红的年华。祝新年快乐！

056岁末甫至，福气东来，鸿运通天。否极泰来时重申鲲鹏之志，惜时勤业中，展军无限风采。祝新年吉祥！

057猪年运程虽然年年都是新年旧祝词，虽然己不知说了多少遍，但虽是旧词却有新意，感觉也会不一样的。祝新春快乐！万事如意！

058猪年运程年月在我们身边流过，许多的人和事逐渐淡忘，而你却永远在我心上，因你让我的世界再不一样，祝福你有一个不一样的新年。

059前世我是位有钱人家的**，那时我和你曾经有过缘份，但是这一切却好景不长，哈……谁让你当初在高老庄被唐僧收做徒弟了呢？^-^

060昨天我和朋友打了一个赌，我说世界上没有比猪还笨的了。结果我输了，这都怪你！快请我吃饭，抚平我挫败的心！

061这两天天气变坏了，可能有点冷，你一定要照顾好自己，千万别冻着啦，俗话说：人冻腿，猪冻嘴！我已经把长裤穿上了，你也赶紧买个口罩吧！

062爱你的心永不悔，想你的情永不褪，想你想的无法睡，问你是否愿意和我一起飞，爱上你是我不对，忘了你我学不会。。。只见一头猪，对着短信在陶醉！

063人活着真累：站着直想睡，上车得排队，吃饭没香味，上班特疲惫。哎，就连给猪发个信息还得收费！

064你的幸福，我来建筑；你的糊涂，我来弥补；你的贪图，我来满足；你的任性，我来让步；爱护你，非我莫属，谁让我是养猪专业户！

065今天和一些朋友讨论起你，他们有的说你像马，有的说你像羊，还有人说你像。。。他们实在太过分了，为这事我和他们吵了一架，几乎打了起来，因为你明明像猪嘛！

066最近忙些什么呢？前一阵有个男生打听你的身高，体重，爱好，有没有男朋友？被我骂回去了，就他那样还想什么？一点都不像是买猪的！

067今天你吃得饱吗？睡得好吗？夜里会冷吗？真想静静地守在你身边，我知道你总是不会照顾自己，每当我一走开，你就从猪圈里跳出来！

068在纸上写上你的名字，在第一字的上边写上大写字母M,左边写上E,下边写上W,在最后一个字的下方写上W,右边写上Q,用弧线把每个字母的脚连接上。

069生活美好多幸福，朋友很多不孤独，勇敢向前不服输，幽默短信发给猪，猪接短信就笑了，回信我也不要了，就当给猪上料了，效果我也知道了！哈哈！

070爱人要选温柔似水甜如蜜的，对手要选聪明能干强有力的，同事要选埋头苦干没脾气的，朋友要选猪头猪脑流鼻涕的。。。别看了，快把鼻涕擦掉！哈哈哈！

071我养了10只动物：四只会接吻的鱼，三只爱泡妞的猫，两只喜欢啃骨头的狗和一只正在看信息的猪！笑什么笑，还不回猪笼里睡觉？

072如果饿了咋办？来份火锅涮涮！如果渴了咋办？去海边转！没钱咋办？找个傻子骗骗！没胆咋办？找拉登练练！要是想你咋办？到猪圈看看！哈哈！

073你委曲吗？你孤独吗？你认为不被人理解吗？不要难过，就算全世界都抛弃了你，我这里的大门依然为你敞开——深圳国营养猪厂。

074教你一个使你开心的咒语：（普通话）安思竹，安思竹，安思之纯竹。。。

075恭喜你已学会了标准的山东话：俺是猪，俺是猪，俺是只蠢猪！

076知道吗？我一直暗恋你，想你的脸，你的唇，你的耳朵。可是我很穷，不能表白。

077现在我有钱了，我可以大声地说：“老板，那个猪头切一半给我！”

078一二三四五六七，七个小猪晒肚皮，少了一头让人急，放猪娃儿四处觅，原来猪崽太调皮，悄悄躲在角落里，正用它的小猪蹄，打开手机看信息！

079我快乐因为你快乐，我开心因为你开心，我忧郁因为你瘦了，我笑了因为你壮了，我有钱了因为我把你卖了！哎，养头猪真难！

080那天，我看到你在一家超市闲逛，你把手伸进能验价格的机器，结果显示：猪蹄8元；你以为机器出了故障，把头伸了进去，我一看差点笑死：猪头18元！

081不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看到信息，但是你做到了！恭喜你！

082宝贝，还是你最好，我又开始想你了，我发誓再也不气你了，而且我觉得对你的感情每天都在加深，那是因为有人告诉我：猪肉涨价了，你能卖个好价钱！

083我要对你说的是三个最最简单，最最直接，最最明了，最最传神，最最体贴，最最肉麻的字：

“你是猪！！！”

084不想恋爱是小猪，向往爱情是昏猪，失去爱情是笨猪，相爱到老是懒猪，长相厮守是死猪，念念不忘是蠢猪，风流一生是公猪，看了此信是傻猪，回信骂人是野猪。。。！：）

085那段日子,我们静静地走在家乡的小路，你害羞地低着头。乡亲们见了我们都夸你：嘿，又漂亮又干净！也夸我：好孩子，这么小年纪就出来放猪！

086 亲爱的知道吗？你近来消瘦了许多！我是看在眼里，疼在心里呀，眼看就要过年了，你的身体却让人担心……谁不想让自己的猪多杀几斤呢！

087我狠下心离去的那一刻，你在我身后无助的哭泣和撕心裂肺的痛楚让我刹那间明白我是多么地爱你，我猛地转身哭着把你抱紧：这头猪我不卖啦！

089一只蛐蛐跟猪打赌说：我跳进草里你就看不见我，猪说：我要看得见呢？于是蛐蛐跳进草里。猪在看，猪在看！猪还在看！猪咋还在看呢？！

090狼来了猪窝里乱成一团，猪妈妈安排:大猪去堵门！二猪去堵窗！当看到小猪时，猪妈来火了，大叫:老三，不要看短信啦！你肉多，出去把狼引开 。

091哭了吧傻了吧，幸福的日子没有了吧？早警告过你，不要贪吃贪睡，可你就是不听。这下你该记住了吧，猪长到一定分量就要出栏的。

092不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐得住渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能收到短信，但是你做到了

093龟兔赛跑，猪做裁判，你说是龟跑得快还是兔子跑得快？

094今天晚上有流星雨，听说到时会有一只大猪从天上飞过，可惜我要睡觉，你就好了，有那么多人看着你飞！

095请先摸摸你那红嫩的小脸，再摸摸你的小肚子！好！这次养猪知识讲座到此结束，明天见 ！

096一只猪和一只企鹅被关在-20℃的冷库里,第二天企鹅死了,猪没事为什么你不知道对了,猪也不知道!

097唐僧带三个徒弟稍做休息时,唐僧到猪八戒近前看后愤然道：“你这猪头,居然还有闲情看短信息!”

够不够

PUA 全称 Pick up Artist，一开始是为那些内向腼腆、不懂沟通的男孩而设的。 PUA 在国内却渐渐成为了一群人玩弄女性情感、控制女性精神的手段，成为中国当代社会的一大精神毒瘤。度百科数据，截至今年五月，多家知名网站上的 PUA 会员数量已达 1823 万人。说明180万同款渣男正在悄悄祸害中国女性：揭秘恋爱中的心理陷阱。

网络中现在流行的PUG是“你是猪”的意思。

PUG在英语当中是八哥犬, 泥料, 拳师, 脚印, 足迹的意思。

英 [pʌg]   美 [pʌɡ] 

n哈巴狗;泥料;拳师;（兽）脚印

vt捣，拌，跟踪追寻

扩展资料

八哥犬(PUG)属于小型犬种，四肢短小，肌肉发达。由于天生身体结构的原因，它们的脸部皱褶非常多，全都挤在一堆。

八哥犬的性格比较独特，充满幽默感，但也有些高冷；有时候非常顽皮，却表现得很有威严，虽然长相有些忧郁，但性格还算活泼开朗热情。

参考资料：

—八哥犬(PUG)