谁是Bernadette（伯纳黛特）？

剧中角色是主修微生物学的研究生，在业余时间与佩妮同在“奶酪蛋糕工厂”打工，由佩妮介绍给霍华德认识。和霍华德几次分手又和好，第四季中和霍华德订婚。性格温顺善良，发怒时却颇似霍华德的母亲。出身天主教家庭的伯纳黛特与霍华德几乎没有什么共同点，但是两人却因为发现对方都有离谱的母亲而走到了一起。第四季结尾时拿到了博士学位，并且高薪受雇于一家大型制药企业研究治疗早泄的药物，收入远远超过了霍华德使他暗地里很没有安全感。第五季结尾时，与霍华德完婚，正式成为他的妻子。2010年开始的第四季《生活大爆炸》中，伯纳黛特晋升为系列常规角色。 首次出现是在第三季的第五集。当时lennerd和howard约定，谁先有女友就得给对方介绍，于是penny就介绍了bernadette。曾经和howard分手，原因是howard与魔兽世界里面的巨魔角色做&爱，不过后来和好。曾经被Raj迷恋过（第四季第14集，raj和bernadette大跳印度舞）。（Howard犹太人、bernadette日耳曼人，二战时期波兰日耳曼人屠&杀犹太人）

Bernadette来到聚会告诉大家她博士毕业了，而且得到了一份制药厂的巨额薪水的工作。大家恭喜Howard要开始吃软饭。Bernadette还给Howard买了块劳力士的表，令他十分不安，感觉像被包养了。

Leonard和Priya在屋里制造噪音，摘了耳机的Raj实在听不下去，想去投奔Howard，Howard要出去约会，跟他老妈相处又毛骨悚然，只好来找Sheldon。干脆就住Leonard的卧室，还被Sheldon要求签约。第二天Leonard回来发现他在，两人干脆决定调换住处，Sheldon也趁机验了Raj的血，拟了一份临时室友协议给他签。

Raj做室友可真是尽心尽力，光是晚餐布置就很花心思，令Sheldon意识到Leonard以前是多么敷衍。Penny顺便也来蹭饭喝酒，酒后向Raj吐露自己后悔与Leonard分手。

Priya父母和她视频时提起Priya要回印度，Leonard激动地跳出来揭穿了恋情，Priya也气坏了走开了。Leonard只好回来睡沙发。

Raj和Penny第二天醒来在同一张床上，正慌乱地往外走，发现大家都在，Penny满脸窘地挥手走人……

You want to split that with me 你想和我分着吃一份吗

Can we move on 能接着点菜吗

It wouldn't help The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death 没用的 人体能在死亡数小时内一直制造气体

What's up 怎么了

Whose fault is that 那能怪谁呢

Can I stay here tonight  我今晚能睡你这儿吗

I guess that's okay 我猜应该没事吧

I fail to see the difference 我看不出什么差别

I'll  make it simple for you 我就这么跟你说吧

Is there something wrong with your neck 你的脖子不舒服吗

Have you considered massage 你考虑过做个按摩吗

Don't flatter yourself 别自吹自擂了

There's someone at my door 有人在敲门

Can I sleep here tonight 我能在这里过夜吗

I can see how that would be upsetting Come in 的确很令人心烦 进来吧

Don't bother 不用了

What are you doing here 你在这干嘛呢

She doesn't get along with Sheldon 她和Sheldon合不来

It's still no reason for me to have to listen to you arm your photon torpedoes every night 但那也不足以说服我每天晚上听着你在那装备光子鱼雷

Okay, deal 好的 就这么定了

I'd follow up with your regular physician 我会跟你医生保持联系

As your friend, let's hope it doesn't come to that 作为朋友 希望事不至此

You get to pull the plug on him, too 你也可以终结他的

Well, that seems fair 好吧 这样挺公平

Which Leonard was too cool to wear 他居然觉得这胸牌配不上他

Also, you're tasked with bringing home all takeout dinners 还有 所有的外卖都由你负责帮我带

No backsies 不许反悔哦

Remarkable I'm just realizing how much Leonard's been skating by all these years 太了不起了 我这才意识到 Leonard这么多年一直多么敷衍

What's with the fancy spread 这豪华的摆盘是怎么回事

That came out wrong 那是口误

All right, let me try this again 好吧 这么问吧

I mean, it's not like either one of us have heart disease 反正我们俩都没有心脏病

I've had way too much already 我已经高了

Hit me 再给我满上

Explain something to me 请教一下

Can we not talk about this anymore 咱们就此打住行吗

You totally got that right! 你居然完全懂啊

Would you booze hounds please stop that infernal clinking 你们俩酒鬼能别发出那种讨人厌的碰杯声吗

We've been through this It's not the time 我们讨论过了 现在还不是时候

When were you going to tell me about this 你打算什么时候告诉我这事

What a pleasant surprise! 真是个意外的惊喜啊

You know what I don't want to deal with this right now 那啥 我现在不想讨论这个问题

What do you have to say for yourself 现在你有什么好说的

What are you doing here 你在这儿干嘛

I have paperwork that says differently 我的文件可不是这么说的

Rajesh and I have a good thing going and you're not going to ruin it Raj和我相处得很融洽 你不能就这么毁掉它

What's going on 这是怎么回事