**叫《100 girls》,
说的是一个发生在校园里的爱情故事。一个男生在宿舍大楼电梯里邂逅一个女孩,没有看清对方却因为停电被困电梯,结果两人发生了关系。女孩只留下了内裤不见了踪影。男孩痴心一片,要在整幢大楼100个女孩中找到那个女孩。于是他就应聘了大楼的清洁工以便寻找,之后当然趣事连篇,结果也必然是功夫不负。其中最精彩的片断是男孩站在宿舍大楼面前,面对从窗户探头张望的100个女孩大声宣读自己的爱情宣言,结果让女孩们争先恐后地要当他电梯里的那个她。
Matthew: Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week I'll do it with my tongue if you ask I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary I'll love you Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May" I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice" I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle" I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like My belly button will always be lint free I want to full-on kiss your clitoris It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had I declare now, I will give my life for you And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die
Rod: Man, keep it easy, and if she's easy, take her twice
Rod: As they say, she's nice from a far, but far from nice
Matthew: Men have this anti-intimacy force field around them It is powered by sarcasm, humor, and aversion
Matthew: Isn't American cheese appropriately named It's fake and processed, just like America
Matthew: It was if I was a perverted Prince Charming Instead of possessing Cinderella's glass slippers, I had her panties
Matthew: And on of them is my true love, my forever soul mate, the Betty to my Barney, my kismetic destiny The problem is I don't know who she is
Matthew: It must have been the cloak of darkness concealing my usual romantic retardation, because that night, I was smart I was funny I was invincible
Matthew: I think the only 'ists' there should be are humanists
Patty: In High School, you would have called me a slut Now, in College, you call me a good time
Patty: There's a certain way a man stares at a woman he loves The man looks like a boy on his birthday And he treats the woman as if she were a gift that he's wanted so long to open and now he can't wait to see what the treasure is inside
Matthew: There are no clearly defined rules between men and women So, each side thinks they're playing fair and each side thinks they're being cheated Maybe, this is why men and women have the innate ability to bring out the poison in one another
Matthew: I've seen you around You're a natural born hipster
Crick: Natural born hipster
Matthew: Yeah The next evolution of a jock You traded in your letterman jacket for a manicured goatee and a Eurotrash ponytail You're the worst kind of cool You're the kind of guy who wears male make-up A real fashion plate You're proof that those boy-toy doofuses in those men's magazines are all rump rangers
Dora, the Smart Girl: I know what's in store for me No one will ever have passion for me People all around me will be falling in love, and making love, and getting married and having kids The closest thing I'll ever have to that is someone inviting me to their Christmas dinner because they feel guilty I might be spending the holiday alone Or if I'm lucky, my male counterpart, an obese man or guy with a harelip, will invite me to coffee; and we'll pretend to love each other and tie the knot because we're so desperately afraid of growing old alone
Matthew: [upon seeing Crick knocking on Patty's door, and shouting her name] You are not going to bother her again!
Crick: You, go to hell!
Matthew: I am turning you in
Crick: What for
Matthew: You sexually assaulted me
[Crick gave a sign of disbelief, so Matthew showed him the tongue he bit off him days before]
Crick: You'll never gonna prove it!
神偷奶爸2在上映后受到了观众的欢迎,并且连续两周成为美国票房榜首位,而里面的台词也受到很多人的喜欢。以下是我为你精心整理的神偷奶爸2的英语台词,希望你喜欢。
**神偷奶爸2的英语台词
1、I don't。 I'd do it again in a heartbeat。我可没有,我真想马上再来一次。
2、Does it matter 有什么关系吗
3、Wow, looks like your date's out for the count。哇,你的约会对象好像不省人事了呢。
4、The kid gives me the creeps!那孩子让我毛骨悚然!
5、No one! Just my friend Avery。 没谁!只是一个叫Avery的朋友。
6、But not me。 I stepped up。但我愿意,我毛遂自荐的。
7、I was thinking you two could get some grub。我觉得你们俩可以出去吃个饭。
8、I just need to get some things off my plate before we start taking over the world, that's all。只不过在我们开始征服世界前,我得先把一些事情处理完。
9、Yeah, well, she is a nut job, and I'm not going on any date。是的,不过她的脑袋有点不正常,而且我才不会去相亲。
10、Are you out of your gourd你疯了吗
11、You never know what kind of booby traps this guy could have set。你永远猜不到这家伙可能会设下什么样的陷阱。
12、Go about your business。回去干活吧。
13、Well, it seems that because of your checkered past, everyone else refused to work with you。好像是由于你背景复杂,所以没人愿你和你共事。
14、who are you texting 你在给谁发短信
神偷奶爸2的剧情简介
自从与玛戈、伊迪丝和艾格尼丝三个可爱的小女孩实现宿命的邂逅,曾经的大坏蛋格鲁可真彻底转型了,他金盆洗手,转而化身为慈祥可亲的爸爸和做得一手烂口味布丁果冻的商人。当然凡事没有尽善尽美的,在此期间,憧憬大坏蛋传奇人生的老搭档纳法利奥博士离他而去,另谋高就。某天,格鲁被身怀绝技却鲁莽的特工露西绑架,原来露西所在的集团研制出可以改变生物基因的药物,可他们位于南极的实验室被神秘窃贼偷走,因此才委托有过坏蛋 经验 的格鲁做卧底。
经过一番考虑,格鲁接受了这项任务,带着小黄人们,和露西组成了爆笑连连的追凶搭档。
神偷奶爸2的精彩花絮
由《神偷奶爸》(又译《卑鄙的我》)原制作班底全新打造的续集动画**《神偷奶爸2》发布首款先行版预告片,虽然北美公映日期为2013年暑期档,但在首集**中便大抢风头的小黄人(Minions)已早早地欢唱登场,可谓先声夺人,依旧是又贱又萌招人爱。
《神偷奶爸2》仍由第一集的导演皮艾尔·柯芬、克里斯·雷纳德继续执导,配音演员方面,第一集的班底将悉数回归,史蒂夫·卡瑞尔将继续为可爱的坏人格鲁(Gru)配音,杰森·席格尔、威尔·阿奈特、朱丽·安德鲁斯、米兰达·卡斯格拉夫和克里斯汀·韦格等人也将继续献声。老牌影帝阿尔·帕西诺也将加盟献声,《神偷奶爸2》将是帕西诺四十几年表演生涯的首部动画片。他在该片配音的大反派角色“ElMacho”,此前原定由西班牙影帝哈维尔·巴登献声,在后者退出后,由阿尔·帕西诺接棒加盟。
2014年1月10日,**《神偷奶爸2》在中国大陆地区首映,该片以3D和IMAX3D贺岁公映,与此同时,并同步推 出国 语配音版本。在本土版本中,男星邓超将携手人气亲子节目《爸爸去哪儿》中的田雨橙欢乐献声。剧中邓超尽显鬼马搞笑本色,将奶爸“格鲁”演绎得栩栩如生。而“森碟”田雨橙在妈妈叶一茜手把手地指导下,也充分展现出小女儿艾格尼丝的机灵可爱。
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宫崎骏的作品中有太多感动灵魂的画面,
其间也少不了那些触人心弦的台词,
这些经典台词,
你知道英语里都是怎么说的吗?“
宫崎骏的作品中有太多感动灵魂的画面,
其间也少不了那些触人心弦的台词,
这些经典台词,
你知道英语里都是怎么说的吗?
1 幽灵公主
You cannot alter your fate However, you can rise to meet it
命运是任何人无法改变的,但你可以面对它。
——《幽灵公主》(Princess Mononoke)
2 天空之城
The Earth speaks to all of us, and if we listen, we can understand
地球向我们每个人诉说,只要用心倾听,就会明白。
——《天空之城》(Castle in the Sky)
3 哈尔的移动城堡
They say that the best blaze burns brightest when circumstances are at their worst
他们说越是恶劣的环境,火焰迸发得才最为明亮。
——《哈尔的移动城堡》
(Howl's Moving Castle)
4 猫的报恩
Whenever someone creates something with all of their heart, then that creation is given a soul
当一个人用心去创造一样东西时,它便有了灵魂。
——《猫的报恩》(The Cat Returns)
5 魔女宅急便
Just follow your heart, and keep smiling
跟随你的心,保持微笑。
——《魔女宅急便》
(Kiki's Delivery Service)
6 千与千寻
Once you meet someone, you never really forget them
遇见过的人,此生你不会真的忘记他们。
——《千与千寻》(Spirited Away)
7 龙猫
Everybody, try laughing Then whatever scares you will go away!
大家一起放声大笑吧,那些让你害怕的东西就会躲一边了!
——《龙猫》(My Neighbor Totoro)
8 宫崎骏的话
Yet, even amidst the hatred and carnage, life is still worth living It is possible for wonderful encounters and beautiful things to exist
即便在憎恨和杀戮中,生活也值得人们继续活下去,为了可能出现的奇妙邂逅和美好的事物。
——宫崎骏 Hayao Miyazaki
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《少女邂逅 -2017》
导演: 枝优花
编剧: 枝优花
主演: 穗志萌香、莫托拉·世理奈、松泽匠
类型: 剧情
制片国家/地区: 日本
语言: 日语
上映日期: 2017-08-15(Moosic Lab)、2018-06-30(日本)
片长: 101分钟
又名: Girls' Encounter
遇上一个人的概率是二十四万分之一,能成为密友大概更是天文数字。 Miruyi 经常被欺凌而患上选择性缄默症,她收养一条蚕虫作情感寄托。转校生Tsumugi 来到,成为Miruyi 的奇迹。谜样的Tsumugi 很难捉摸,更自带虫属性。廿五岁导演枝优花拍出暗黑寓言版的
《花与爱丽丝》(2004),讲欺凌的**很多,却说不出这种切肤之痛。撕开芳华的外衣,青春只是利用和背叛,成长教我们把脆弱的心围得密不透风。
《美少女战士》台词有:
1、一定是的,无数次的邂逅一定是为了和那个独一无二的人相遇吧。
2、我心中的白马王子啊,是我一有危险就会马上来拯救我的那种。
3、爱和正义的美少女战士,水兵月!我要代表月亮,消灭你们!
4、有光的地方就有黑暗,黑暗呼唤光明,光明也呼唤黑暗。
5、在毫无生气的宇宙中,在某一角落,有你个能奏出美妙乐曲的星球,那就是—地球。
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