英文写个有趣的小故事，急！！！！！！

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off

She started with "This was England's finest hour"

Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said, "Winston Churchill"

"Congratulations!" Said the teacher, "You may go home"

The teacher then said, "Ask not what your country can do for you"

Before she could finish this quote, another young lady belts out, "John FKennedy"

"Very good," says the teacher, "you may go"

Irritated that he has missed two golden opportunities, Little Johnny said,"I wish those girls would just shut up"

Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded to know who said it

Johnny instantly rose to his feet and said,"Bill Clinton I'll see you Monday"

A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities "

His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!

Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!

英文笑话：我没有蛀牙/No Cavities

小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。”

妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙！”

这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了？

同意就采纳吧，谢谢了!

　　一分钟看完的有趣英语小故事：没有恐龙

　The waiter left and returned quickly“I'm sorry, sir，but we've just run out of a dinosaur”

　服务员离开了，又很快回来了。“对不起，先生，我们的恐龙菜刚卖完。”

　" What" said the diner with feigned disappointment"No dinosaur"

　“什么”顾客气愤地说:“没有恐龙”

　The waiter lowered his voice "Well，we do have some left，“he whispered confidentially,"but it's not very fresh and I won't serve it!”

　那服务员低声地说:“我们的确还剩一些。”他显得作常自信的样子。“但恐龙肉有点儿不太鲜了，所以我们还是不给您上这道菜的好。”

搞笑的英语小故事：Ice Fishing

　A blond decides to go ice fishing one day She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole Then a voice says:

　"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

　一个金发外国人决定要去冰上钓鱼。她拿上她的工具和钓鱼竿去了冰上，并凿出了一个大洞。然后听见一个声音说：

　"冰～下～面～没～有～鱼!"

　Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole Again, the voice said:

　"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

　这个外国人很疑惑，把她的工具挪动了100尺，再次坐下来，准备再凿一个洞的`时候。再一次地，有个声音说：

　"冰～下～面～没～有～鱼!"

　Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger Again, the voice boomed:

　"FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

　姑娘有点慌了，她将工具挪到最后这个点上，坐下来，拿起了她的螺丝钻。再一次地，声音响起：

　“最～后～说～一～次!冰～下～面～没～有～鱼!”

　Finally, she can't take it She cries out, "God, is that you"

　她终于承受不住了，叫了出来，“是你吗神”

　"NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"

　“不，我是这个曲棍球冰场的主人。”

幽默英文小故事：Two dogs, please

　Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs"

　两个苏格兰修女刚刚坐船来到美国，其中一个修女对另外一个说，“我听说这个国家的人们是吃狗肉的。”

　"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do"

　“真奇怪”，她的同伴回答道，“不过如果我们也生活在美国，我们可能会做一样的事情啊。”

　Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it

　这位年长修女认真地点了点头，指向了一个热狗摊，她们俩一同走了过去。

　"Two dogs, please," said one

　“两只狗，谢谢。”一位说。

　The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs'

　摊贩主很开心，他把两个热狗都包了起来。两位修女飞快地到一个长凳上坐下，打开了她们的“狗”。

　The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get"

　年长的修女先打开了她的，然后，仔细地凝视了一会，向另外一位修女靠了过去，小心地耳语道“你拿到哪个部分了”

短小幽默的英语小故事 1Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct The lady must be mentioned first" 女士优先 一位老师问班上的学生：”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗？” 大多数学生回答说：“对，一点不错。” 只有一个小男孩说：“不对，应该先说女士。” 2Where is the egg Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg" Student:YesI ate a piece of cake yesterday Teacher:Then where is the “egg" Student:In the cake,Sir 鸡蛋在哪里？ 老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？ 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？ 学生：在蛋糕里，先生。　他真是一个大人物 小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。 男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的？ 小孩：墓地守墓人。 Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him Man:He is really somebodyWhat does do Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today Student: Of course He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years 一名伟人 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？ 学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。　Where is the egg Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg" Student:YesI ate a piece of cake yesterday Teacher:Then where is the “egg" Student:In the cake,Sir 鸡蛋在哪里？ 老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？ 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？ 学生：在蛋糕里，先生　i'm trying to stop it "boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear is it infected" "no, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so i am trying to stop it" “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。” “i'm sorry ，madam ，but i shall have to charge you enty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth ” “enty d ollars! why ，i understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” “yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office ” “对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。” “20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。” “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”　A iling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities " His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed! Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left! 英文笑话：我没有蛀牙/No Cavities 小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。” 妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙！” 这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。

外国版本的杀鸡（鹅）取卵。

Once upon a time, a man and his wife had the good fortune to have a goose which laid a golden egg every day Lucky though they were, they soon began to think they were not getting rich fast enough

They imagined that if the bird must be able to lay golden eggs, its insides must be made of gold And they thought that if they could get all that precious metal at once, they would get mighty rich very soon So the man and his wife decided to kill the bird

However, upon cutting the goose open, they were shocked to find that its innards were like that of any other goose!

1 A girl's wish

On the way home after watching a ballet performance,the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time

2A kiss

At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it

The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much,I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech"

The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wifeThe 'KISS' she gave me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid'"

4A family quarrel

The young newly-weds quarreled At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears" I don't want to have anything to do with you any more I'm packing up my things and going off to mother"

"Fine, my dear," said her husband "Here are the traveling expenses" She counted the money "What about the money for the return ticket"