吵架情景英语对话

You brain damage! ! ! ! !What are you doing to my pants dirty !You must bear the consequences! !We must put a new account with the old account turned over!Last, you seduce my wife, do not quibble!Her phone ambiguous video of the two of you!I no longer recognize you this pig!Good! !We tear up!I was wrong, only backward together with you! Go!Pig!Get out of here! Rolled to one side!Hurry up!, And the last time you owe me $ 5,000, and also I ah!WhatMoneyOh!I had kept from your mother, you always talk to your mother that you do not owe, and within 30 minutes you get no 5500 [interest] dollars, then I'll tell your mother。WhatLet me tell Dreaming! 30-minute timer is started! There are 29 minutes and 45 seconds。What50 minutes later gave me $ 5500Do not pay back the money is your thingWhatWant me, raising his handDreaming you!2 minutes later, I'll tell your mother!28 minutes 50 seconds, 28 minutes, 45 seconds, 28 minutes, 40 seconds, 28 minutes, 35 seconds

A Great

B what are you doing

A I see you left me no pizza

B I just lit that candle I like the way it smells

A wellI don't did you leave me any dinner at all

B I assumed you were eating with Michael

A does it not occur to youThat two people in this house need to eat

B you konw That if you would commuicate with meMay be I could have something for you

A why Do you have to make everything difficult I'm carrying the weight around here while you're off doing your own thing

A Excause me I'm working to pay this mortage, and I pay for both of the cars

B yeah, and that's all you do I pay all  of our bills with my salary

A which you agreed to Do that's fair Do you not like your car

B caleb who takes care of this house me who washes all the clothes me who gets all the groceries me not to mention I'm helping my parents every weekend I've got all this pressure on methe only thing you Do for anybody is for youself

A let me tell you you don't konw the frist thing about pressure all right you think I put out house fires for my self or rush to car wrecks at 2am for myself or pull a child's body out of a lake for myself you have no idea what I go through

B yeah but what do you do around here other than watch TV and waste time on the internet if looking at that trash is how you get fulfilled that's fine but I will not compete with it

A well I sure don't get if from you

B and you won't because you care more about saving for your stupid boatand pleasing yourself than you ever did about me

A stut up! I'm sick of you!    you disrespectful ungrateful selfish woman!

B I'm not selfish

A how dare you saythat

A you constantly nag me! and you drain the life out of me! I'm tired of it! if you can't give me the respect I deservelook at me!when what's the point of this marriage

B I want out I just want out

A if you want out that's fine with me!

先让他们停止，告诉他们现在是上课时间，不要影响同学上课，课后再找他们询问，解决问题。最好将两人分开, 让彼此冷静冷静, 即使放在教室外面也可以 因为能在课堂上吵架差不多是两人之间矛盾激化最季节的时候说什么都白搭, 让大家冷静 ,再找一个没有人的地方单独谈谈 ,慢慢化解

你是老师吧，我是学生，俺的老班就是这样做的，很有效！

A：SB

B：你在做自我介绍吗

女：你喜欢我天使的脸孔，还是魔鬼的身材？

男：我就喜欢你这种幽默感。

A:你胸大无脑

B:总比你胸小无脑好

某男对路女吹口哨：**，B掉了

路女淡定的回道：你捡回家操吧

高中的时候，两同学吵架

男：我cao你妈！

女：我阉你爸！

A：你去死!

B：你去生~

买衣服的时候，

营业员（鄙夷地说）：这个衣服很贵的，不买不要乱碰!

某女：好像你很有钱？你有钱就不会出来卖了！

我同事：你脸上的痘真多，拖拉机开上去都会翻车!

我：我脸上的痘要是和你脑袋上的头发一样少，就心满意足了！

我的两个BH同学对话如下：

A：你以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃儿响叮当仁不让世界充满爱无止境然跟我说这样的话？！

B：你塞翁失马失前蹄笑皆非短流长使英雄泪满襟帼不让须眉来眼去你妈的！

女情敌对骂的金典句子:

A：你个畜生

B：畜生你骂哪个

A：老子骂你

B：哦，畜生骂我啊~~

A：你惹龙惹虎也惹不起我吖！

B：我忍屎忍尿也忍不下你呀！

甲：我的头像牛B吗？

乙：像

有一次课堂上一学生捣乱

老师：“我还从来没见过你这样的学生！”

学生：“你这样的老师我见得多了！”

老师当场气结……

A：你吃S！

B：乖，我不想吃你

A：你看个P啊！

B：我看你呢。

同学对话

A:howareyou？

B:fine，fuckyou

同学A说：同学B，你好丑~！

同学B回应同学A：你更丑~！

被一个长得比我好看，身材比我苗条的贱人攻击：我昨天在XX路（红灯区）看见你在那做生意了，可惜没什么人找你啊？

老娘回：是啊是啊，所以我每次都是去看看就回来了，不像你生意好得做通宵啊

中午A刚从厕所出来，B迎面走来

B：吃了没？

A：刚做好，就等你了

A：你当我白痴啊

B：啊？~原来你不是啊？！

A：你是死人啊？

B：你诈尸啊？

你生儿子有咪咪

生女儿有鸡鸡

生个人妖浑身P眼！

某日和姐们一起坐公车回家

我先到站，姐们开玩笑拉我衣袖。

我边扭边嚷：“你不要像苍蝇一样盯着我~~”

姐们迅速回：“谁盯着你，你以为你是屎啊！”

衣服凉厕所里（因为寝室小没地方凉），一同学上厕所说：下次衣服别凉这个位置，因为解手的时候滴身上了。

答曰：下次你叫一声，我给你递把伞……！！！前者雷翻在地，外加口吐白沫。