就写你早上玩手机 晚上玩手机,家务活不做,作业也不写,家里来了客人你不知道说话 问好,没有礼貌,妈妈一直用母爱在指引你,可你没有领情反而越来越放肆,最后,还晚上包宿,妈妈终于忍不住跟你大吵了起来。还是出自母爱 为了教育你。
今天是一个非常好的日子——徐瑶和石星月要到我家来玩,可是我们家的争吵声可是避免不了!
一大早,我就在妈妈的陪同下和弟弟来到了“方岩中心小学”我的舅妈在那里教书。我和弟弟每次都有一副调皮样,就是边走边吵闹,几天也不例外,还是老样子。那里的同学们都已经上课了,整个校园里都安安静静的只有老师们那细细的嗓音在讲课,就只有我和弟弟在那儿打来打去。打什么呢?有什么“值得”打的呢?其实没什么,只是在打赌舅妈在不在卧室里,我说在,弟弟偏偏要跟我唱反调,我说东他说西。打到了二楼,舅妈果然在卧室“哈哈!”我赢了,我脱口而出,妈妈却反对说:“五嫂,你帮我看着,谁不听话跟我说。”说完就走了。接下去第二节课快要上完了,第三节就是舅妈的课,她做准备去了,还特吩咐我们,抓紧时间做作业,它回来检查。我弟又换话题:“钱!我的钱是像河水一样不断的流的”弟弟是“数码宝贝”的爱好者向来喜欢“数码世界”在妈妈买东西时,多出来零零碎碎的钱都被弟弟“少少来一点”给掏走了,所以他也有钱。我正认认真真地做作业,不时发出“铃铃铃”的响声,我拼命的叫:“嗨别吵了。”他还老三老四说:“你算老几?”这句话听得我毛发直竖,便走过去拎起弟弟的耳朵说:“臭小子,你长大了,姐姐也不要了是不是?要不是当初我在妈妈肚子里用童子功写了个‘弟’字老早就没有你了,老妈还十月怀胎把你生下来,最大的功劳就是我!”他还不服气说:“哼!”……时间就了吵架就成了我和弟弟的家常便饭,而且我这个姐姐做得实在太小,弟弟只跟我相差两年呀!不过,现在我们还小,等我们都成大人了自然会懂得珍惜,会为别人着想的。
Three old men and a housewife
A woman came out of her house and saw three old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard She did not recognize them She said," I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry Please come in and have something to eat"
" Is the man of the house home" they asked
" No," she said" He's out"
" Then we cannot come in," they replied
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened
" Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in
" We do not go into a house together," they replied
" Why is that" she wanted to know
One of the old men explained:" His name is Wealth," he said, pointing to one of his friends, and then pointed to another one," He is Success, and I am Love" Then he added, " Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home"
The woman went in and told her husband what the old man had said Her husband was overjoyed
" How nice!" he said" Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed " My dear, why don't we invite Success"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the houseShe jumped in with her own suggestion:" Would it not be better to invite Love Our home will then be filled with love!"
" Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife
" Go out and invite Love to be our guest"
The woman went out and asked the three old men, " Who is Love Please come in and be our guest"
Love got up and started walking toward the house The other two also got up and followed him Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success:" I only invited Love Why are you coming in"
The old men replied together:" If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever he goes, we go with him Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!"
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