网上流传的几个英语笑话

网上流传的几个热门英语笑话

　笑话 1

　为什么六怕七呢

　Q: Why was six scared of seven

　A: Because seven "ate" nine

　问题：为什么六怕七呢

　回答：因为七连九都能吃掉呢!

　(笑点：本应该是seven eight nine, 但是利用了发音相同，将eight用ate(吃)替换掉了。)

　笑话 2

　用“beans(豆子)”造句

　A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence "My father grows beans," said one girl "My mother cooks beans," said a boy A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans"

　一名老师让学生们利用单词“beans(豆子)”造句，其中一个女孩说“我爸爸种豆子”。另外一个同学说“我妈妈炒豆子”。第三名学生说“我们是人类”。

　(笑点：老师让用的单词是beans，豆子的意思，结果，第三个学生将beings 和 beans 搞混了，因为发音相同。)

　笑话 3

　两块蛋糕

　Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please

　Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

　汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗

　妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

　笑话 4

　小女孩的愿望

　On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time

　在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。

　笑话 5

　拳击和赛跑

　Dan is teaching his son how to box As he does so, he lefthis friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight"

　Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone muchbigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box"

　Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too"

　丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。”

　朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办”

　丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”

　笑话 6

　Thinking Back 回忆

　We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our widowed mother's 80th birthday The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister said, "Of course, we were bound to be poor because we were such a big family Mom, why did you have so many children"

　Mother looked around at us all and said, "Well, where did you want to me to stop"

　我们总共十个人，聚在一起祝贺已成为寡妇的妈妈的八十岁生日。谈的话题是我们家早年的艰辛，走着去上班，在“新衣会”里存钱准备买衣裳。这时我姐姐说：“当然，我们的生活没法子不艰难，因为我们家孩子太多了。妈妈，您为什么要生这么多的孩子呢”

　妈妈看了我们一圈说：“那么，你想让我在哪儿停住呢”

　笑话 7

　Dating for Mother 约会

　When the young waitress in the café in Tom’s building started waving hello everyday Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single"

　"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly

　"So is my mom," she said "Would you like to meet her"

　约会

　在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋，那儿总有一位**每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有些受宠若惊，因为这位**看上去至少比他年轻15岁。一天她又对汤姆招手并示意汤姆过去。于是汤姆走了过去。她问道，“您现在是单身吗” “对，是单身，”汤姆满脸堆笑的说。 “我母亲也是，”她说，“您愿不愿意见见她”

　笑话 8

　What do I get 我能得到什么

　Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get

　老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿

　Tommy: Quarters

　汤米：四块。

　Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again

　老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢

　Tommy: Hamburger

　汤米：汉堡。

　笑话 9

　The frog青蛙

　The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich

　He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That's funny I distinctly remember eating my lunch”

　青蛙

　老师正在给学生上生物课：现在，我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。接着，他把手伸进口袋，却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地看了一眼，沉思了一会儿，说道：真奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。

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Who's More Polite

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down

谁更有礼貌？

一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。

有哲理的英语句子

Genius is nothing but labor and diligence

天才不过是勤奋而已。

Give a dog a bad name and hang him

众口铄金，积毁销骨。

God helps those do e is he the misfortunes of others

吸取他人教训，自己才会走运。

Harm set, harm get

害人害己。

Hasty love, soon cold

一见钟情难维久。

Health is better than mand others that cannot command himself

正人先正己。

He is not laughed at that laughs at himself first

自嘲者不会让人见笑。

He is plaint gets little compassion

经常诉苦，没人同情。

He plain if people ride you

人善被人欺，马善被人骑。

If your ears gloe

万事开头难。

It is the unforeseen that al appearances

人不可貌相，海不可斗量。

Justice has long arms

天网恢恢，疏而不漏。

Keep good men company and you shall be of the number

近朱者赤，近墨者黑。

Kings go mad, and the people suffer for it

君王发狂，百姓遭殃。

Kings have long arms

普天之下，莫非王土。

Knoter and ill man bygones be bygones

过去的就让它过去吧。

Let sleeping dogs lie

别惹麻烦。

Let the cat out of the bag

泄漏天机。

Lies can never changes fact

谎言终究是谎言。

Lies have short legs

谎言站不长。

Life is but a span

人生苦短。

Life is half spent before we know what it is

人过半生，方知天命。

Life is not all roses

爱情哲理英语句子

1、恋爱使人坚强，同时也使人软弱。

Love makes you strong, but also makes you an and the hero is also sad, only his eone to understand me, even if I didnt say anything

21、女人总是先被说中要害，最先倒下的却是男人！

etimes, tears, does not represent the vulnerability, but is really hurt

29、想要走的更快，请独行；要想走的更远，请结伴而行。

ans tears are useless, but you make a ans mind is superfluous

38、孤单不是与生俱来，而是由你爱上个人的那一刻开始。

Alone is not born, but by the moment you fall in love e, medium taste, loised, for outsiders to intervene

57、失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

The an is a good e to an end, an has the poter person, then it is a pity that you are with the wrong person

75、温暖的心情离开，要比苍白的真相要好，纯粹的东西死的太快了。

79、你以为失去的，可能在来的路上；你以为拥有的，可能在去的途中。

You think you lost, you may be on the way; you think you have, you may be on the way to go

80、对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you maybe the world。

81、想要拉着你的手,道路一起走,爱要怎么说出口,不要嫌我长得丑。

Want to pull your hand, the revolutionary road to go, how to say love to say, do not think I am ugly

有内涵的英语句子

1、No root,no fruit

无根就无果。

2、Take time e and memory the mother

经验是知识之父，记忆是知识之母。

28、The morning sun never lasts a day

好景不常;朝阳不能光照全日。

29、 is a good purchase though by the follies of others

从旁人的愚行中学到聪明。

47、A little knowledge is a dangerous thing

浅学误人。

48、All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

只工作，不玩耍，聪明小孩也变傻。

49、He that thinks his business below him will always be above his business

自命大才小用，往往眼高手低。

50、 Never give up, Never lose the opportunity to succeed不放弃就有成功的机会。

有哲理的语句

1、记不清有多少个夜晚，在我翻阅纸张的指间滑落；记不清有多少支蜡烛，在我的凝视中化为灰烬。逝者如斯，我时时刻刻会听见自己对生命承诺的余音，感到岁月的流转在渐渐稀释我的年少无知，我愿自己是一只上足了发条的时钟，在昼夜不停的流转中留下自己充实的每一刻。

2、如果人类不好好保护我们这个赖以生存的地球，终有一天，风沙的肆虐与垃圾的堆积会吞没我们美丽的家园。我向全世界的人们呼吁：让我们从现在开始，从我做起，手挽手，肩并肩共同保护建设我们的家园吧！

3、正所谓学海无涯。我们正像一群群鱼儿在茫茫的知识之海中跳跃嬉戏，在知识之海中出生成长生活。我们离不开这维持生活的海水，如果跳出这个海洋，到陆地上去生活，我们就会被无情的太阳晒死4岭上娇艳的鲜花，怎敌她美丽的容颜？山间清澈的小溪，怎比她纯洁的心灵？

4、我拽着春姑娘的衣裙，春姑娘把我带到了绿色的世界里。

5、我把卷子摊在课桌上，恨不得敲一阵锣，叫大家都来看看我这光彩的分数。

6、上下五千年，龙的看火不灭；古有愚公志，而今从头越站在新世纪的门槛上，我们的追求就是让祖国灿烂的喜悦飞扬在美好的明天

7、美丽是平凡的，平凡得让你感觉不到她的存在；美丽是平淡的，平淡得只剩下温馨的回忆；美丽又是平静的，平静得只有你费尽心思才能激起她的涟漪9心是一棵树，爱与希望的根须扎在土里，智慧与情感的枝叶招展在蓝天下。无论是岁月的风雨扑面而来，还是滚滚尘埃遮蔽了翠叶青枝，它总是静默地矗立在那里等待，并接受一切来临，既不倨傲，也不卑微。

8、心是一棵树，一个个故事被年轮携载；一回回驿动与飞鸟相约；一次次碰撞使它绵密柔韧；一幕幕经历造就了它博广的胸怀。心是一棵树，独木不成林。因此，树与树既独立又相联，心与心既相异又相亲。

9、人生是洁白的画纸，我们每个人就是手握各色笔的画师；人生也是一条看不到尽头的长路，我们每个人则是人生道路的远足者；人生还像是一块神奇的土地，我们每个人则是手握农具的耕耘者；但人生更像一本难懂的书，我们每个人则是孜孜不倦的读书郎。

10、纵观悠悠历史，失败的例子不胜枚举。几乎每一个人做每一件事，都可能失败。如果害怕失败，那么只能什么事也不干。只有不怕失败，才能取得事业上的成功。失败与成功之间有一个艰难曲折的过程，有人曾把这个过程比作桥梁。古今中外有不少人就是通过这座桥梁，才走向成功的。

11、春秋时期的越王勾践不怕失败，最后战胜了吴国；居里夫妇不怕失败，终于发现了镭，孙中山愈挫愈奋，最终推翻清王朝；中国***人不怕失败，终于取得最后的胜利。可见，失败并不可怕，把每一次挫折都看作新的起点，万里关山从头越，坚持不懈，加倍努力，那就一定能达到胜利的彼岸。

12、一年之计在于春，十几岁的年纪，正是人生的春天，别辜负了岁月老人的厚爱与恩赐。行动起来，播种梦想吧！

13、多难兴才曾一度被人定为规律。请看：屈原被放逐而作《离骚》；司马迁受宫刑而作《史记》；欧阳修两岁丧父笃学而成才；曹雪芹举家食粥而写出了不朽的《红楼梦》；越王勾践卧薪尝胆而雪洗国耻；韩信遭胯下辱而统率百万雄兵他们都是在与逆境搏斗中成为伟人的！

14、谁说人与人隔着遥远的重洋，谁说心与心设着坚固的堤防？十六岁的鸟儿飞上天空，总会找到落脚的枝头。

15、书，各种各样的书。书，寄托着人类热切的希望；书，蕴含着人类丰富的感悟。提起书，会有说不完的话语

　人生哲理我们看很多心灵鸡汤你get到点了吗看英语谚语你明白它的渊源吗下面是我给大家整理的富有人生哲理的英语谚语，供大家参阅!

富有人生哲理的英语谚语1

　1 A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest男人对他的情人最爱,对他的妻子最好,而对他母亲的爱最长久

　2 A big tree falls not at the first stroke一斧子砍不倒大树

　3 Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise早睡早起身体好

　4 Ask not what your country can do for you; Ask what you can do for your country不要问你的国家能为你做什么,而要问你能为你的国家做什么

　5 Repent,for the kingdom of heaven is near忏悔吧,因为天国已经不远了

　6 Rejoicing in hope, patienting in trabulation从希望中得到快乐,在磨难中保持坚韧

　7 Never put off until tomorrow what may be done today今日事今日毕

　8 Something attempted, something done

　9 没有尝试,就没有成功

　10 Hope for the best, prepare for the worst好处着想,坏处准备

富有人生哲理的英语谚语2

　1 A tree is known by its fruit 观其行而知其人。

　2 A true friend is known in the day of adversity 疾风知劲草，患难知友情。

　3 A true friend is one soul in two bodies 真正的朋友好似两个身子长著一颗心。

　4 A true jest is no jest 真正的笑话不是笑话。

　5 A true man and a thief think not the same 君子和窃贼的思想不同。

　6 A useful trade is a mine of gold 一样有用的手艺是取之不尽的财富。

　7 A valiant man''s look is more than a coward''s sword 勇士的神色胜过懦夫的刀剑。

　8 Avarice blinds our eyes 财迷心窍。

　9 Avarice increases with wealth 越富越贪。

　10 A wanderer who is determined to reach his destination does not fear the rain 决心赶到目的地，浪汉何惧雨来淋。

　11 A watched pot is long in boiling 心急水不沸。

　12 A wicked book is the wickeder because it cannot repent 一本坏书危害无穷。

　13 A wilful man will have his way 有志者是竟成。

　14 A wise head makes a close mouth 智者寡言。

　15 A wise man cares not for what he cannot have 智者不作非凡之想。

　16 A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will 智者通权达变，愚者刚愎自用。

　17 A wise man needs not blush for changing his purpose 智者不耻于改变初衷。

　18 A wise man thinks all that he says, a fool says all that he thinks 智者思其所言，愚者言其所思。

　19 A wise man will make tools of what comes to hand 聪明的人能随机应变。

　20 A woman''s work is never at an end 妇女的活计做不完。

富有人生哲理的英语谚语3

　1 A stitch in time saves nine 小洞不补，大洞吃苦。

　2 A straight foot is not afraid of a crooked shoe 身正不怕影子斜。

　3 A straw shows which way the wind blows 一叶便知秋。

　4 A stumble may prevent a fall 小惩大诫。

　5 As well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb 偷大偷小都是贼。

　6 As worms are bred in a stagnant pool, so are evil thoughts in idleness 虫蛆在死水中孵化，邪念在懒惰中养成。

　7 As you brew, so must you drink 自搬石头自压脚。

　8 As you make your bed so you must lie on it 自食其果。

　9 As you sow you shall mow 种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆。

　10 At night, all cats are grey 猫在夜晚皆灰色(丑妍暗中难分辨)。

　11 A tall tree catches the wind 树大招风。

　12 A tattler is worse than a thief 搬弄是非者，恶劣甚于贼。

　13 A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a cucumber 偷多偷少都是贼。

　14 A thief knows a thief as a wolf knows a wolf 贼了解贼，正如狼了解狼。

　15 A thing is bigger for being shared 插手人一多，事态就扩大。

　16 A thousand friends are few, one enemy is too many 朋友千人尚觉少，仇敌一人犹嫌多。

　17 A thousand probabilities do not make one truth 一千个“或有”不能造成一个事实。

　18 A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed 千言万语不如一个行动。

　19 A threatened blow is seldom given 虚张声势，吓唬而已。

　20 At open doors dogs come in 狗从开着的门中进来。

　

　　倾听可以净化我们心灵，倾听可以提高我们的素质，倾听可以让我们得到许多哲理，倾听可以使我们得到快乐。我整理了有哲理的英语美文，欢迎阅读!

　　有哲理的英语美文篇一

有两个贫苦的樵夫靠上山捡柴糊口，有一天，他们在山里发现两大包棉花，两人喜出望外。棉花轻且贵，当下俩人各背了一包棉花赶路回家。

There once were two poor woodsmen who made a living by collecting woods in the mountain One day, they happened to discover two large bag of cotton in the mountain and felt surprisingly happy The cotton was light but valuable, so they carried it on their back and went back home

走着走着，其中一名樵夫眼尖，看到山路上扔着一大捆布，他就和同伴商量。扔下棉花，背布回家。他的同伴却有不同的看法，认为自己背着棉花已走了一大段，到了这里丢下棉花，岂不枉费了先前的辛苦，坚持不愿换布。发现布的樵夫则尽其所能背起布走。又走了一段路，背布的樵夫望见不远处的地上散落着数坛黄金。心想这下真的发财了，赶忙用挑柴的扁担挑黄金。他的同伴仍是不愿丢下棉花，并怀疑黄金不是真的。发现黄金的樵夫只好自己挑了两坛黄金，和背棉花的伙伴赶紧回家。

When they were walking home, one of the woodsmen spotted a large bundle of cloth beside the road So he discussed with his partner whether to discard the cotton and take the cloth instead But his partner held a different view that since he had carried the cotton for such a long way, he would not change it with cloth because all his previous effort would turn out to be in vain Therefore, the other woodsman abandoned the cotton and carried the cloth on his back After walking for a while, the woodsman who carried the cloth spotted several jars of gold disseminated on the ground not far away He felt so thrilled that he was going to be a wealthy man So he gave up the cloth and used his carrying pole to carry two jars of gold, while his partner was still reluctant to abandon the cotton and wondering whether the gold was real or not

谁知道刚走到山下。天竟下起雨来，俩人在空旷处被淋了个透。更为不幸的是，背棉花的樵夫背上的棉花，吸饱了雨水。重得背不动，实在不得已，只能丢下一路辛苦舍不得放弃的棉花，空着手和挑金子的同伴回家去了。

However, when they just went down to the foot of the mountain, it began to rain all of a sudden Both of them were wet from head to toes More unfortunately, the woodsman who carried the cotton found that his cotton had absorbed tons of water and became so heavy that he could no longer go on carrying it Desperately, he had to abandon the cotton and went back home empty-handed with his partner carrying gold

在人生的每个关键时刻，谨慎地运用智慧，做最正确的选择，同时别忘了及时审视选择的角度，适时调整。要学会从各个不同的角度全面研究问题，放掉无谓的固执。冷静地用开放的心胸做正确抉择。每次正确无误的抉择将指引你走在通往成功的坦途上。

This story implies that we should deliberately utilize our wisdom and intelligence to make the right choice in face of every critical point in our life Meantime, we should not forget to review all the choices we have carefully and adjust our goal accordingly We should learn to view a certain issue from different angles and avoid being stubborn By opening your mind to the right choice, you will be guided to a smoother way to success

　有哲理的英语美文篇二

人是为了别人而活着

Man Is Here For The Sake of Other Men　人是为了别人而活着

Strange is our situation here upon earth Each of us comes for a short visit, not knowing why, yet sometimes seeming to divine a purpose

我们在这个世界上的处境是奇怪的：每个人，都是来做一次短暂的访问，不知道是为了什么。不过有时似乎也会觉察到有某种目的。

From the standpoint of daily life, however, there is one thing we do know that man is here for the sake of other men --- above all for those upon whose smile and well-being our own happiness depends, and also for the countless unknown souls with whose fate we are connected by a bond of sympathy Many times a day I realize how much my own outer and inner life is built upon the labors of my fellow men, both living and dead, and how earnestly I must exert myself in order to give in return as much as I have received My peace of mind is often troubled by the depressing sense that I have borrowed too heavily from the work of other men

但是从平日的生活来看，有一件事情我们是很清楚的：我们是为别人而活，最重要的是为了这些人活：他们的笑容和幸福构成了我们快乐的源泉。同时，我们活着还为了另外无数个不相识的生命，怜悯之心，将我们同他们的命运联系起来。每天，很多次，我都会意识到我的肉体生活和精神生活很大程度上是建立在那些活着的，和死去的人们的工作之上的，意识到我必须诚挚地、竭尽全力地努力去回报我所得到的东西。我经常心绪不宁，感觉自己从别人的工作里承袭了太多，这种感觉让我惴惴不安。

To ponder interminably over the reason for one’s own existence or the meaning of life in general seems to me, from an objective point of view, to be sheer folly And yet everyone holds certain ideals by which he guides his aspiration and his judgment The ideals which have always shone before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty, and truth To make a goal of comfort and happiness has never appealed to me; a system of ethics built on this basis would be sufficient only for a herd of cattle

总体上在我看来，从客观的角度，没完没了地思考自己为什么会存在，或者是生命有什么意义，是非常愚蠢的行为。不过，每个人都有一些理想，来指引着自己的抱负和辨别是非。始终在我面前闪耀着光芒，并且让我充满活着的喜悦的理想，是善、美和真理。对我来说，以舒适和享乐为目标的生活从来没有吸引力。　以这些目标为基础建立起来的一套伦理观点只能满足一群牲畜的需要。

阿尔伯特爱因斯坦 (著)

　有哲理的英语美文篇三

只有时间了解爱的价值

once upon a time there was an island where all the feelings lived: happiness, sadness, knowledge, and all the others, including love one day it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was going to sink to the bottom of the ocean so all the feelings prepared their boats to leave

从前有一个岛，所有的情感都住在那里：幸福、悲伤、知识和所有其它的，爱也不例外。一天，所有的情感听说小岛即将沉没，因此建造小船，纷纷离开，除了爱。

love was the only one that stayed she wanted to preserve the island paradise until the last possible moment when the island was almost totally under, love decided it was time to leave she began looking for someone to ask for help

爱是唯一留下来的，因为它希望能坚持到最后一刻。小岛即将沉没了，爱决定请求帮助。

just then richness was passing by in a grand boat love asked, "richness, can i come with you on your boat" richness answered, "i'm sorry, but there is a lot of silver and gold on my boat and there would be no room for you anywhere"

富有驾着一艘大船从爱身边经过，爱说，“富有，你能带上我么”富有回答说：“不行，我的船上载满金银财宝，没有你的地方。”

then love decided to ask vanity for help who was passing by in a beautiful vessel love cried out, "vanity, help me please!" "i can't help you," vanity said, "you are all wet and will damage my beautiful boat"

虚荣坐在漂亮的小船中从爱身边驶过，爱问：“虚荣，你能帮助我么”虚荣说：“不行，你全身湿透，会弄脏我的船。”

next, love saw sadness passing by love said, "sadness, please let me go with you" sadness answered, "love, i'm sorry, but, i just need to be alone now"

悲伤的船靠近了，爱问：“悲伤，请带我走吧。”“哦……爱，我太难过了，想一个人呆着。”

then, love saw happiness love cried out, "happiness, please take me with you" but happiness was so overjoyed that he didn't hear love calling to him

幸福经过爱的身边，它太开心了，根本没听见爱在呼唤。

love began to cry then, she heard a voice say, "come love, i will take you with me" it was an elder love felt so blessed1 and overjoyed that she forgot to ask the elder his name when they arrived on land the elder went on his way love realized how much she owed the elder

突然，一个声音喊道：“来，爱，我带你走。” 声音来自“年老”。爱太高兴了，甚至忘了问他们即将去何方。当他们来到岸上，年老自己离开了。爱突然意识到“年老”给了它多大的帮助。

love then found knowledge and asked, "who was it that helped me" "it was time,' knowledge answered "but why did time help me when no one else would "love asked knowledge smiled and with deep wisdom and sincerity, answered, "because only time is capable of understanding how great love is

于是，爱问另一位老者——知识：“谁帮助了我”知识说：“是时间。”“时间”爱问：“但是时间为什么帮助我”知识睿智地微笑道：“因为只有时间了解爱的价值。”

A man was going to the house of some rich person As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat" Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust He went on and came to a river The river had become very big; so he could not go over it He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river" He began to go home He had eaten no food that day He began to want food He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time 译文 一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好贫饮，他说：“我不计划吃那些贫饮，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我特别好吃的东西。”接着他拿起贫饮，一把扔到土里去。 他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，接着他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能度过河。” 他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到贫饮，特别开心地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。 不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有效果处。

 

英语寓言故事带翻译

 

Fox and cock One morning a fox sees a cockHe think,"This is my breakfast'' He comes up to the cock and says,"I know you can sing very wellCan you sing for me''The cock is gladHe closes his eyes and begins to singThe fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away The people in the field see the foxThey cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understandThe people say you are carrying their cock awayTell them it is yoursNot theirs'' The fox opens his mouth ang says,"The cock is mine,not yours''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree 狐狸和公鸡 一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一侄耀鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。 他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得很好听，你能唱给我听么？”公鸡特别开心。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。 在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。” 狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，。公鸡跑到了树底下。

 

英语幽默故事带翻译   英语哲理故事带翻译

 

给你三篇,你选一篇吧 The Old Cat An old woman had a cat The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse She began to hit the cat The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young" 译文 老猫 一位老妇有只猫，这只猫特别老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。 于是，老妇特别生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了特别多年，还而且愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。” A man was going to the house of some rich person As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat" Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust He went on and came to a river The river had become very big; so he could not go over it He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river" He began to go home He had eaten no food that day He began to want food He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time 译文 一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好贫饮，他说：“我不计划吃那些贫饮，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我特别好吃的东西。”接着他拿起贫饮，一把扔到土里去。 他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，接着他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能度过河。” 他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到贫饮，特别开心地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。 不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有效果处。 The City Mouse and the Country Mouse Once there were two mice They were friends One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country" So the City mouse went The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good Why do you live in a hole in the field You should come and live in the city You would live in a nice house made of stone You would have nice food to eat You must come and see me at my house in the city" The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse It was a very good house Nice food was set ready for them to eat But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid After some time they came out When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city I like living in my hole in the field For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid" 译文 城里老鼠和乡下老鼠 从前，有两只老鼠，它们是好好友。一只老鼠居住在乡村，另一只住在城里。特别多年以后，乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它说：“你一定要来我乡下的家瞧瞧。”于是，城里老鼠就去了。乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里。它把全部最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠。城里老鼠说：“这东西不好吃，你的家也不好，你为啥住在田野的地洞里呢？你应该搬到城里去住，你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子，而且会吃上美味佳肴，你应该到我城里的家瞧瞧。” 乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的东西也为他们摆好了。可是正当他们要开始吃的时候，听见特别大的一阵响声，城里的老鼠叫喊起来：“快跑！快跑！猫来了！”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来。 过了一会儿，他们出来了。当他们出来时，乡下老鼠说：“我不喜欢住在城里，我喜欢住在田野我的洞里。因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在，比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说，要好些。”

1、For man is man and master of his fate

译文：人就是人，是自己命运的主人。

2、A blessing in disguise

译文：因祸得福

3、A friend in need is a friend indeed

译文：患难中的朋友才是真正的朋友。

4、A good beginning makes a good ending

译文：善始善终

5、A light heart live long

译文：心情开朗寿命长。不恼不愁，活到白头。

6、A strong man a

译文：条条大道通罗马

10、All that glitters is not gold

译文：闪光的东西并非都是金子

11、All things are difficult before they are easy

译文：凡事必先难后易。

12、Your happy passer-by all knoe

译文：未雨绸缪。

15、An apple a day keeps the doctor apt in action

译文：考虑要仔细，行动要迅速

25、Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people

译文：困难坎坷是人们的生活教科书。

26、Diligence is the mother of success

译文：失败是成功之母。

27、Do not teach fish to se is best

译文：走东串西，还是家里好

34、Equal pay for equal e， first served

译文：先来先招待。

40、Genius only means hard- failure

译文：我认为成功没有定律,但你可从失败中学到很多东西

51、Ill think of you every step of the

译文：恋爱中，干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。

55、In the end, its not the years in your life that count Its the life in your years

译文：到头来，你活了多少岁不算什么，重要的是，你是如何度过这些岁月的。

56、It is a poor mouse that has only one hole

译文：狡兔三窟。

57、Its never too late to learn

译文：活到老，学到老。

英语签名带翻译

1、Simply to silence， do not leave free and easy。

索性就沉默，别再假洒脱。

2、I love you none of your business。

我喜欢你，关你什么事。

3、The tough road often leads to the top。

艰难的道路经常通往高处。

4、Every boring hour in life is unique。

在生命中，再无聊的时光也是限量版。

5、I just dont like you anymore。

我只是不再那么喜欢你。

6、I never back。

我永远不会回来。

7、You love me you will die。

你喜欢我你会死啊？

8、When it has is lost， brave to give up。

当拥有已经是失去，就勇敢的放弃。

9、You are my most adventure youth dream。

你是我年少时最冒险的梦

10、Im counting the days till I see you again。

每天我这样数着日子，直到我们再次相见。

11、Do not waste time with regret。

别把时间都浪费在后悔上了。

12、Dream， as if you never wake up。

做梦吧，好像未曾醒来。

13、One is easily fooled by that which one love。

人容易被所爱的人愚弄。

14、I will be here for you all the time。

我会在这儿，一直为你。

15、The thorough revenge is to forgive and forget。

最彻底的报复，是原谅和遗忘。

16、Love is making you go bananas。

恋爱把你变得疯疯癫癫的。

17、Memory abstruse eyes。

记忆中深邃的眼眸。

18、we are never ever getting back together。

我们在也无法回到曾经。

19、Time is we do not come loose。

时光不老我们不散好么。

20、A riot of colours to wait。

五彩缤纷的等待。

21、Ten thousand people roar a loud sigh as you are。

万人狂吼不及你一声轻叹。

22、I also want to know what I think。

我也想知道我想怎样。

23、Let the time tell the truth。

任由时间说真话。

24、I can feel you forgetting me。

我能感觉到你在忘记我。

25、Retaining a childish heart is a matter of pride。

童心未泯，是一件值得骄傲的事情。

26、I would not say love， but I said is true。

我不会说情话，但我说的都是真心话。

27、 Happy is the man who is living by his hobby。

醉心于某种癖好的人是幸福的。

28、see you my love。

再见，我的爱人。

29、Know， how again recover also just air。

明知道，再怎么挽回也只是空气。

30、What doesnt kill me makes me stronger。

那些杀不死我的东西，只会让我变更强。

31、Smile like you have never been hurt。

微笑吧，像从没受过伤一样。

32、Meet each other， do not waste this lifetime。

遇见彼此，不枉此生。

33、I will give you all my love。

我将给你全部的爱。

34、We will never in contact with each other。

我们终究老死不相往来。

35、I love everything you love。

我喜欢你喜欢的一切。

36、What time is locked， wait for time to open。

被时间锁住的东西，还要等时间来打开。

37、I love you， the ends of the earth， to does not abandon！

我爱你，天涯海角，不离不弃！

38、Thank fate that I met with you。

感谢缘分让我和你相识过。

39、Time cures all wounds。

时间治愈所有创伤。

40、Everything Has Changed。

一切都变了。

41、I will always be， even if love pale。

我会一直在，纵使爱变苍白。

42、Can you give me a hug？

你可以给我个拥抱吗？

43、Down enough to let go。

失望攒够了就放手吧。

44、I pretended to be indifferent to it。

我假装无所谓才看不到心被拧碎。

45、Sometimes words cannot express the burden of our heart。

有时候，心中所承受之重是无法用言语来表达的。

46、The more you care for someone， the less you understand him。

越是在乎的人，你就越是猜不透。

47、If love is the representative of the happiness， that what is happiness。

如果说爱情是幸福的代表，那幸福又是什么。

48、Life is like an ice cream。 Enjoy it before it melts。

生活就像奇彩炫，请在它融化前，及时享受。

49、Almost could not help but shed tears several times， but do not know what to feel。

好几次差点忍不住的落泪，却不知道感触些什么。

50、Someday you will understand， were the first to love yourself。

总有一天你会明白，人首先要爱自己。

51、The only to commandeer a man can be violent memories， is the live better。

唯一可以强横地霸占一个男人的回忆的，就是活得更好。

52、It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop。

只要不停下脚步，走多慢都没事。

53、I loved you。 I leave you。 Ill miss you。

曾经爱过你。现在我走了。将来，我还会想念你。

54、I never stopped loving you， I just stopped showing it。

我对你的爱从来没有停止，只是我不再让别人知道。

55、A man is not old until his regrets take place of his dreams。

只有当遗憾取代了梦想，人才算老。

56、I never stopped loving you， I just stopped showing it。

我对你的爱从来没有停止，只是我不再让别人知道而已。

57、Smile everyday from today。 Nothing really matters except to live or die。

从今天开始，每天微笑吧，世上除了生死，都是小事。

58、Happy， is looks for a warm person for a lifetime。

幸福，就是找一个温暖的人过一辈子。

59、I used to detour， because would like to see you at a glance。

我习惯绕路走，就是因为想多看你一眼。

60、There are no shortcuts to any place worth going。--Beverly Sills。

任何值得去的地方，都没有捷径。

61、Learn to use high heels to fight You are the real queen。

学会用高跟鞋打架 ，你才是真正的女王。

62、Stepping forward cant finish the distance while going backwards cant get rid of the memory。

前进走不完距离，后退走不出回忆。

63、Remember to look back at your mistakes from time to time， but never regret them。

记得回头看看以前犯的错误，但绝不要后悔。

64、No matter you have that pocket or not ， Ill be with you forever 。

无论你有没有口袋，我的爱，永远都在。

65、we put in the darkness of the heart is called the moon dancing。

我们把在黑暗中跳舞的心脏叫做月亮。

66、Those have most power to hurt us， that we love。

我们所爱的人，却最具有伤害我们的力量。

67、Ive tried my last bit of energy， just as you bloomed sunflower smile。

我用尽最后一丝力气，只为你绽放向日葵一样的笑容

68、Life is like riding a bicycle。 To keep your balance， you must keep moving。

生活，就像骑单车。要保持平衡，就得不断往前走。

69、What good method， can let the lonely become obedient。

有没有什么好办法、能让寂寞变听话。

70、Dont cry because it is over， smille because it happened。

不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

71、Will we at last forget ourselves result from the continuous affectation。

我们会不会终有一天在不断地假装里，忘记自己。

72、Close your eyes， and see yourself， you are clearly visible。

闭上眼，看不见自己，你却清晰可见。

73、Some people are like dark clouds。 When they disappear， its a brighter day。

有些人就像乌云，离开了天空会更明亮。

74、In fact， there are a lot of feelings are about you， but you never noticed。

其实有很多心情都是关于你，只是你从没注意过。

75、Dont let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life。

不要让糟糕的一天让你误以为有个糟糕的人生。

76、You can fake a smile， but you cant fake your feelings。

你可以强颜欢笑，但你无法欺骗自己。

77、I want to be the only one， but you dont give opportunity。

我想当你的唯一，你却不给机会。

78、Every time a good night， feeling each others feelings。

每一次晚安，感受着彼此的情感。

79、Just this I finally gave up the chase for you， I decided to let you free。

就在刚刚我终于放弃了对你的追逐，我决定放你自由。

80、Dont look back， just havent found leave your reasons。

不回头，只是还没找到留下的理由。

81、Forever is a long time， but I wouldnt mind spending it by your side。

永远好远，但若有你相伴，我愿和你共度此生。

82、Love is not a matter of counting the days。 Its making the days count。

爱情不是数着日子过去，它让每个日子都变得有意义。

英语谚语带翻译

1、A man is never too old to learn

活到老，学到老。

2、Beauty is but skin-deep

不可以貌取人。

3、After rain comes fair es in threes

祸不单行。

14、A thing of beauty is a joy for ever

美好的事物永远是一种快乐。

15、Better early than late

宁早勿迟。

16、An empty bag cannot stand upright

空袋子放不真。

17、After supper ise and quick to perform

重诺守信。

24、A little is better than none

有一点总比没有好。

25、An hour in the morning is e

处处有路通长安。

59、A good beginning makes a good ending

欲善其终，必先善其始。

60、A little of everything， and nothing at all

样样皆通，样样稀松。

61、A friend is a second self

朋友是第二个自我。

62、All men can‘t be first

并非所有的都能获第一。

63、Better ask twice than lose your way once

问路两次胜过迷路一次。

64、A book is like a garden carried in the pocket

书是随时携带的花园。

65、A word spoken cannot be recalled

一言说出，难以收回。 英语名言带翻译

1、把自己当傻瓜，不懂就问，你会学的更多。

Make a fool of yourself, dont understand asked, you ing out

4、智的人决不坐下来为失败而哀号，他们一定乐观地寻找办法来加以挽救。

pass

7、雄心壮志是茫茫黑夜中的北斗星。

Ambition is the big dipper in the vast darkness

8、所有的痛苦都是人生的宝贵财富，痛苦是生活给予你的最深刻的学习。

All pain is the precious this day idle unfortunately, the body is a pity

25、话多不如话少，话少不如话好。

what you have to pay the same price

32、人生富贵驹过隙，唯有荣名寿金石。

Life rich colts gap, only the glory of life away the stone

33、要克服生活的焦虑和沮丧，得先学会做自己的主人。

To overcome the anxiety and depression of life, must learn to do his oe true

43、你希望掌握永恒，那你必须控制现在。

You e to plex is people and animals, respectively

65、以善为本，以德为准，享乐是一种空洞，快乐喜悦是一种深刻。

To good, good for shall prevail, pleasure is a kind of empty, happy happiness is a kind of profound

66、青春的浓雾散尽以后，裸露出时间的荒原。

The youth after the fog clears, naked time of e

81、时间埋葬了多少具青春的尸体，撕心裂肺的践踏着回忆。

Hoent of patience is for a broader freedom, discipline is the whim of the moment is for the sake of greater success

1好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly "Here are two cents more But why are you so interested in the old woman"

"She is the one who sells the candy"

2

Mr Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup

Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it

史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇．

服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的．

3

Mr Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup

Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it

史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇．

服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的．