英语情人节语录带翻译

#情人节# 导语在平平淡淡的日常中，大家总免不了要接触或使用语录吧，语录是中国古代散文的一种体式，常用于门人弟子记录先生的言行，也用于佛门的传教记录。你知道什么样的语录才能算得上是走心的语录吗？以下是 精心整理的英语情人节语录，希望能够帮助到大家。

1英语情人节语录

　1、 Happy Valentine's Day、

　情人节快乐。

　2、 You and me together, we can make magic、

　我们两个一起可以创造奇迹。

　3、 Your love gives me the feeling that the best is still ahead、

　你的爱让我相信我们的未来会更好。

　4、 Your undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive、

　你永恒的信任让我们的爱火永不熄灭。

　5、 Every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat、

　每次看着你，我的心都会漏跳一拍。

　6、 You're the one who holds the key to my heart、

　只有你，握着开启我心门的钥匙。

　7、 You always say what I need to hear、

　你的话总是那么悦耳动听。

　8、 You have taught me the true meaning of love、 Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything、

　你教会了我爱的意义。爱就是你在我心中的分量——而你，就是一切。

　9、 You are my theme for a dream、

　你是我梦的主旋律。

　10、 I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you、

　我生命中的美好时光全都归功于你。

2英语情人节语录

　1、 When I look into your eyes, I can see your heart、

　当我看着你的眼睛，我能看到你的真心。

　2、 Your love for me is a natural anti-depressant、

　你的爱对我来说就是天然的抗抑郁剂。

　3、 I love that feeling of being secure when you wrap your arms around me、

　我喜欢你双臂环绕着我时那种踏实感。

　4、 Love makes the world go round、 一些人认为有钱能使鬼推磨。但对于那些真正的浪漫主义者来说，爱才是生命中最重要的东西。

　5、 Your better half、 这是指你的男友或女友。你还可以称你的恋人为my other half，但your better half听起来要比your other half舒服得多!

　6、 The light of my life、 light of your life是那个让你欢笑，感觉非常甜蜜的人!你还可以告诉你的爱人：“Darling, you light up my life”。

　7、 She drives me crazy!这可不代表她要把你逼疯了!如果有人drives you crazy，他们正是那些让你心跳加速的人。例如，“You're crazy about Amy, why don’t you ask her out”

　8、 Perfect match、你找到自己的绝配了吗你的perfect match正是-个在各方面都和你非常相衬的人。我们有时还用soul mate来表达。

　9、 Seeing, Dating, Going steady、第一次和一个人约会时，你一定不想弄得很严肃的样子。 你可能会说：“I'm seeing someone”。过了一阵子，你开始dating 此人。最终，你和这个人go steady。意思是你们俩正式成为了男女朋友。

　10、 You are too good to be true! 如果你觉得一个人对你而言好的简直不真实了，你就可以这么说。你还可以说you are like a dream come true。

3英语情人节语录

　1It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

　迷上一个人需要一分钟，喜欢上一个人需要一小时，爱上一个人需要一天。而忘记一个人却耗尽一生。

　2It's better to love someone who's far and craves to be with you than to love someone who's near yet doesn't even care to see you

　与其爱一个近在身边，却不愿见你的人，还不如爱个远在天涯，却只想和你在一起的人。

　3“You couldn't see my tears cause I am in the water”Fish said to water “But I could feel your tears cause you are in my heart” Answered water

　鱼对水说，你看不到我的眼泪，因为我在水里。水对鱼说，我能感觉到你的眼泪，因为你在我心里。

　4In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love

　人的一生，总有一些说不出的秘密，挽不回的遗憾，触不到的梦想，忘不了的爱。

　5A broken heart is like getting shampoo in your eyes It feels for a while like you'll never see again, but after a few tears you get over it

　心碎就像眼睛里进了洗发水。一瞬间你觉得自己将永远见不到光明。但是几滴眼泪落尽，你就没事了。

　6MOVE ON doesn't mean you'll forget all the memories You'll still remember it, but it doesn't affect you anymore

　前进，不代表要抹掉所有回忆，你会一直记得，只不过已不再是乱你心者。

　71 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 809 Islands, 7 Seas, and I had the privilege to meet you

　1个宇宙，9大行星，204个国家，809个岛屿，7个大洋，我竟如此幸运，可以遇见你。

　8I will always be with you until the end of time if you'd never leave me

　你若不离不弃，我必生死相依。

　9Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control

　遇见你是命运，成为朋友是选择，爱上你是情不自禁。

　10Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person

　爱情，就是摒弃感觉、激情和浪漫之后，你发现自己依然在意那个人。

4英语情人节语录

　1、Beauty is to fight for rather than to wait for

　只有拼出来的美丽，没有等出来的辉煌。

　2、Life never gets easier, we just get stronger

　生活从未变得容易，只不过是我们变得更加坚强。

　3、Love makes us forget time, time makes us forget love

　爱情使人忘记时间，时间也使人忘记爱情。

　4、You don’t need strength to let go of something What you really need is understanding

　放弃并不需要花费多大的力气，你真正需要的是把事情看通透了。

　5、Speak up, be heard If you don’t say a word, everything will stay the same way

　发出你的声音，让人听到。如果你什么都不说，一切就会一直老样子。

　6、The most beautiful thing in life is that someone smiles because of you

　生活中最美好的一件事情是，因为你，某个人脸上洋溢着微笑。

　7、Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory

　有时候，那情那境成了追忆，才会意识到它的珍贵。

　8、To focus on enjoying what they already have instead of wasting time focusing on what they don’t have

　专注于享受已经拥有的东西，而不是浪费时间关注自己没有的东西。

　9、A life, a fulfilling life, a rich life includes ups and downs, includes pain and getting up again, includes failure and getting up again

　生活，令人满意的生活，丰富的生活包括了起起落落，包括了痛苦和再次振作，包括了失败和再次奋斗。

　10、The women without charm regard men as playboys, and the men lacking competence find women materialistic

　女人没魅力才觉得男人花心，男人没实力才觉得女人现实。

　11、Change is always life course, matured is life’s elective course

　变老是人生的必修课，变成熟是人生的选修课。

　12、Respect people who find time for you in their busy schedule But love people who never look at their schedule when you need them

　为了你在自己的日程安排里挤出时间的人值得尊重，但只要你需要就陪着你，看都不看日程安排的人更值得你去爱。

　13、A person starts dying when they start living

　一个人要是只为了活着，这个人就开始死去。

　14、When you are single all you see is happy couples and when you are in a relationship all you see is happy single people

　当你单身的时候，你眼里看到的都是一对对幸福的情侣;当你恋爱的时候，你看到的都是快乐的单身族。

　15、Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own

　如果另外一个人的幸福，是你幸福的根本所在，那就是爱。

　16、Don’t cry over the past, it’s gone Don’t stress about the future, it hasn’t arrived Live in the present and make it beautiful

　不要为过往而哭泣，过去的让它都过去吧。不要幻想未来，未来虚无缥缈。活在当下，活得漂亮!

　17、If you keep a window to the past open too long, the present can start to get a little chilly

　如果回首往昔的记忆之窗开的时间太长，寒意就会开始侵袭现在的时光。

　18、Stop searching forever, happiness is right next to you

　不要永无止境地寻寻觅觅了，幸福近在咫尺。

　19、No measure of time with you will be long enough, but let’s start with forever

　天长地久有时尽，此爱绵绵无绝期。

　20、Love the wrong man, every day is April fool’s day; Love the right people, every day is valentine’s day

　爱错了人，每天都是愚人节;爱对了人，每天都是情人节。

5英语情人节语录

　1、你是我生命的全部。请说你愿意。情人节快乐，我亲爱的。

　You are all of my life Please say you will Happy valentine's day, my dear

　2、我俩的爱，一年比一年更坚定。亲爱的，情人节快乐。

　Our love, stronger every year Dear, happy valentine's day

　3、愿情人节带给我们丘比特之爱和暖融融的浪漫。情人节快乐！

　May bring us Cupid's valentine's day love and warmth of romance Happy valentine's day!

　4、我爱月，爱它纯，爱它明，爱它圆。我爱你，爱你真，爱你善，爱你美。

　I love, love it pure, love it Ming, love it round I love you, love you, really good love you, love you

　5、真诚之中，与你相识相知，灵犀之间，与你朝夕相伴。情人节快乐！

　Acquainted with you sincerely, and between a tacit, accompany with you daily Happy valentine's day!

　6、你永远在那里等待着我，而我也将永远在那里守候着你。情人节愉快。

　You will always be there waiting for me, and I will always be there for you Happy valentine's day

　7、七夕！牛郎织女相会的日子，我是多么盼望偶迹出现呀！情人节快乐。

　Chinese valentine's day! Vega meet day, how I hope I mark appear! Happy valentine's day

　8、在一起的日子很平淡，似乎波澜不惊，只是，这种平凡的日子是最浪漫的，对吗？

　Together of day is very dull, seems to be modest, just, the ordinary day is the most romantic, right

　9、喜欢你也许是我错了，爱上你我真的变了许多！傻瓜，我爱你！情人节快乐！

　Like you maybe I am wrong, fall in love with you I really changed a lot! A fool, I love you! Happy valentine's day!

　10、在工作中有你的关心和问候，在同行的路上有你祝福和微笑，我感激：红尘中有你同行。

　Have your concern and greetings, at work in the way of peers is your wishes and smile, I appreciate: in the world of mortals have you

　11、你我好比两个半圆球，拼到一起就是一个整体，感情就是粘合剂，感情越深粘的越牢！

　I like two and a half sphere, you spell together is a whole, affection is adhesive, sticky and stronger the more deep feelings!

　12、请珍惜你拥有的每一个偶然，抓住属于你的每一个瞬间！我永远属于你！想念你我的爱！

　Please cherish every chance you have, seize belong to you every moment! I belong to you forever! Miss you my love!

　13、我之所以活到现在的全部意义，是为了此刻能对你说，我爱你，我会在你身后永远守护你。

　The reason I live to the whole meaning of now, for this moment to say to you, I love you, I'll behind you to guard you forever

　14、真正的爱情必定孕育着苦难，只有在苦难中才能挖掘出莫大的喜悦。你是我的。情人节快乐！

　True love will surely gestates suffering, only to dig out in great joy You are my one and only Happy valentine's day!

　15、你的眼睛眨一下，我就死过去了，你的眼睛再眨一下，我就活过来了，你的眼睛眨来眨去，我就死去活来。

　Blink your eyes, I will die, your eyes blink again, I am alive, your eyes blink to blink, I die again and again

#英语资源# 导语愚人节（April Fool's Day或All Fools' Day）也称万愚节、幽默节。愚人节，时间为4月1日，是从19世纪开始在西方兴起流行的民间节日，并未被任何国家认定为法定节日。 考 网为大家准备了以下内容，供大家参考阅读。

1有关愚人节的英语作文

　Today is April Fool's day As soon as class is over, I began to "fool" crazily

　First of all, I found my classmate Yang Shuang "Yang mingshuang, there is a bug in your pencil box" "Where is it" Yang mingshuang said and hurriedly opened the stationery box Seeing that Yang Ming was cheated, I couldn't help laughing as I said, "ha ha Today is April Fool's Day!" "Ah!" The deskmate knocked his head and shouted

　Then I went to find my good friend Wang Hanyu I pretended to be surprised and pointed to Wang Hanyu's back and said, "look! A butterfly" Everyone believed it and looked in the direction I pointed out "No! Everyone said in unison again Wang Hanyu turned around and looked at me suspiciously I proudly held my stomach and smiled At this time, Yang mingshuang came together and said," today is April Fool's Day! "" Oh "In an instant, the students' mouths were involuntarily opened into an" O "shape

　Finally, I went to find Mr Cao with some classmates She is our head teacher She is usually kind to her classmates Today, she decided to make a little joke on her I wonder if she can succeed

　I walked boldly to the door of Mr Cao's office and said solemnly, "Mr Cao, you seem to have something on your head! “

　”What Come and help me get it down “

　We can't help laughing when we see that Mr Cao has also been fooled Teacher Cao was shocked by our laughter and said with a smile, "you troublemaker! "We turned and ran to the classroom At this time, every corner of the classroom seemed to be full of laughter" Hahaha Hahaha "Happy April Fool's Day!

2有关愚人节的英语作文

　As we all know, April 1 is April Fool's day In this fool's day, being fooled is certainly impossible to prevent No, I was fooled several times

　In the morning, as usual, I happily came to the contracted area to pick up leaves, A student nearby said strangely: "Xu Xingyue, your shoelace fell off I was thinking: I didn't wear shoes with straps today, but I couldn't help looking down I saw the classmate laughing happily and saying: hahaha, you've been cheated Today is April Fool's Day! I stared at him very angrily and said: you have nothing to ask for trouble Then I hit him all over the world, and the classmate spit out his tongue and ran away 。

　At the end of the first class, I was concentrating on my homework Li Shuai hurried over: "Xu Xingyue, Mr Zhang asked you to go to the office" At that time, I thought I was asked to get my homework book, so I hurried to the office and said, "Miss Zhang, you call me" She said with a blank face and a smile: No, I smiled shyly and thought to myself: this villain, I'll see how I deal with you later

　At lunch, just halfway through the meal, Zhang Cong hurriedly came over and said: Xu Xingyue, Mr Zhang asked you to go to the general affairs office to get the information Because I was cheated twice before, I didn't dare to relax my vigilance this time I raised my head and asked him slowly, is it true He said angrily: I dare not lie to you Look at his serious appearance I was afraid of delaying things, so I had to go When I got to the general affairs office, I said to Mr Huang: Mr Zhang in my class asked me to get the information Mr Huang said strangely: Mr Zhang didn't ask me to print the information today! I cried bitterly in my heart I was cheated again

　Hum! I'll take care of him, too, I went up to Li Shuai and said, "Li Shuai, Mr Zhang said that you had Laiquan yesterday and punished you for running on the playground for five laps today Li Shuai was shocked and turned pale He asked: really I said: of course it is! Oh, Li Shuai replied: I'll go right away I hurried downstairs and looked at his far away back I smiled and bent down When he finished five laps, his face was already" flood " Yes Teacher Zhang said: Oh! Today, Li Shuai ran five laps abnormally At this time, Li Shuai knew that he had been cheated

　April Fool's Day is such a happy festival!

3有关愚人节的英语作文

　Today is not an ordinary Friday Today is also "April Fool's Day"

　In the morning, I said to my classmate Mo Nannan, "do you know what festival it is today Today is' April Fool's Day '" Mo Nannan said, "I know today is April Fool's day I just want to tease the person I hate most: Wu Qian! What about you Who do you want to tease" "I want to tease everyone" I said with a smile Mo Nannan smiled and said, "let's start!"

　The first one we teased was our monitor pan Yanyu We went up to him and said, "monitor, Miss Wei asked you to go to her office She said she wanted to see you" Monitor, he believed it! When walking down the stairs, we said to her, "Happy April Fool's day, you were cheated by us Ha ha!" At that time, he was stunned The next one was Wu Qian We just tried if he was stupid and said, "we saw your mother when we went up the stairs just now" He just looked at the entrance of the stairs and said: ", how is it possible that she has nothing to do here You lied and didn't make a draft How can you deceive Lord Wu Qian Ha ha, you can deceive Lao pan (Pan Yanyu) According to his IQ, you can still believe it" He's really right, wow! It is worthy of being narcissistic in the world!

　When we were ready to cheat the third person, we had class We wanted to pretend to go out later Then we suddenly went in and shouted that the teacher was coming We went out and came in immediately and said, "the teacher is coming!" Everyone believed it and immediately returned to their seats We will go to our seats with great cooperation After a while, everyone knew that they had been cheated and immediately stepped down Mo Nannan and I suddenly laughed

　April Fool's Day is so fun!

4有关愚人节的英语作文

　On April Fool's day, as we all know, as a master of fools, I was fooled by the PE teacher personally once

　This Friday, the school will hold an examination of martial arts exercises Before the examination, we practice martial arts exercises in the classroom every day, and decompose the difficult actions one by one We won't learn them, difficult ones bit by bit

　On Friday, the students in our class were manly and high spirited Everyone's face was filled with a confident smile Because in these short days, everyone has experienced "devil training", and everyone has experienced transformation At the beginning, the order of our appearance was determined by drawing lots Our master Bai actually drew the first one "A good start" we will certainly pass the examination at one time Under the leadership of Gao haokai, Chen Zhihe and Wang Yifan, we started martial arts exercises and sang martial arts songs Every movement of the students is full of power

　After all the class performances, Miss Zhang announced the results "This time, the unqualified classes are class 51, class 52 Class 56" When he reported to class 5 and 6, we were all very nervous We clenched our fists and looked at Mr Zhang on the stage "And five ILP classes!" For a moment, the hearts of our whole class seemed to fall into an abyss, cold and cold Everyone felt incredible and shocked We performed very well How can we fail Everyone is depressed At lunch, everyone had no appetite and didn't eat much In short, everyone's mood is one word: unhappy

　At 3 pm, our teacher Tang said that he had something to tell us: "today, everyone did a great job in martial arts and passed the examination I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!"

　Immediately, there was cheering in the classroom Alas! Why didn't I think of it

5有关愚人节的英语作文

　Today is April Fool's day Everyone tries to make fun of their classmates and others Some even make fun of their teachers for fun And I was teased

　Today, we had a rest at noon We went back to the dormitory leisurely When we arrived at the dormitory, we dissolved and went back to our respective dormitories, but I went to the bathroom again, while the other side was carefully preparing an unparalleled "trap"

　I came back from the toilet and walked into the dormitory As soon as I pushed the door, I kept the big slippers "falling from the sky" and "bang!" It hit me on the head I was shocked I patted my chest and sighed deeply But I didn't expect that there was another trap "falling from the sky" I was caught by my socks When they saw it, they immediately became lively They all covered their stomachs and laughed and said, "did you get a big jump We just made the trap" They told me the whole routine again, and then tried to make fun of others

　I saw: he took a slipper, gently put it on the door, then closed the door and clamped the slippers Suddenly, I heard a sound of footsteps, getting closer and closer The man who went to the bathroom opened the door Like me just now, he was surprised We saw his embarrassing image and couldn't help laughing He was also teased by us

　April Fool's Day is really a happy day You can make fun of others and yourself Later on April Fool's day, I will also carefully plan some fun "traps" so that everyone can be teased

英语情人节语录

　在平平淡淡的日常中，大家总免不了要接触或使用语录吧，语录是中国古代散文的一种体式，常用于门人弟子记录先生的言行，也用于佛门的传教记录。你知道什么样的语录才能算得上是走心的语录吗？以下是我精心整理的英语情人节语录，希望能够帮助到大家。

英语情人节语录1

　1、 Happy Valentine's Day、

　情人节快乐。

　2、 You and me together, we can make magic、

　我们两个一起可以创造奇迹。

　3、 Your love gives me the feeling that the best is still ahead、

　你的爱让我相信我们的未来会更好。

　4、 Your undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive、

　你永恒的信任让我们的爱火永不熄灭。

　5、 Every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat、

　每次看着你，我的心都会漏跳一拍。

　6、 You're the one who holds the key to my heart、

　只有你，握着开启我心门的钥匙。

　7、 You always say what I need to hear、

　你的话总是那么悦耳动听。

　8、 You have taught me the true meaning of love、 Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything、

　你教会了我爱的意义。爱就是你在我心中的分量——而你，就是一切。

　9、 You are my theme for a dream、

　你是我梦的主旋律。

　10、 I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you、

　我生命中的美好时光全都归功于你。

　11、 When I look into your eyes, I can see your heart、

　当我看着你的眼睛，我能看到你的真心。

　12、 Your love for me is a natural anti-depressant、

　你的爱对我来说就是天然的抗抑郁剂。

　13、 I love that feeling of being secure when you wrap your arms around me、

　我喜欢你双臂环绕着我时那种踏实感。

　14、 Love makes the world go round、 一些人认为有钱能使鬼推磨。但对于那些真正的浪漫主义者来说，爱才是生命中最重要的东西。

　15、 Your better half、 这是指你的男友或女友。你还可以称你的恋人为my other half，但your better half听起来要比your other half舒服得多!

　16、 The light of my life、 light of your life是那个让你欢笑，感觉非常甜蜜的人!你还可以告诉你的爱人：“Darling, you light up my life”。

　17、 She drives me crazy!这可不代表她要把你逼疯了!如果有人drives you crazy，他们正是那些让你心跳加速的人。例如，“You're crazy about Amy, why don’t you ask her out”

　18、 Perfect match、你找到自己的绝配了吗你的perfect match正是-个在各方面都和你非常相衬的人。我们有时还用soul mate来表达。

　19、 Seeing, Dating, Going steady、第一次和一个人约会时，你一定不想弄得很严肃的样子。 你可能会说：“I'm seeing someone”。过了一阵子，你开始dating 此人。最终，你和这个人go steady。意思是你们俩正式成为了男女朋友。

　20、 You are too good to be true! 如果你觉得一个人对你而言好的简直不真实了，你就可以这么说。你还可以说you are like a dream come true。

英语情人节语录2

　1It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

　迷上一个人需要一分钟，喜欢上一个人需要一小时，爱上一个人需要一天。而忘记一个人却耗尽一生。

　2It's better to love someone who's far and craves to be with you than to love someone who's near yet doesn't even care to see you

　与其爱一个近在身边，却不愿见你的人，还不如爱个远在天涯，却只想和你在一起的人。

　3“You couldn't see my tears cause I am in the water”Fish said to water “But I could feel your tears cause you are in my heart” Answered water

　鱼对水说，你看不到我的眼泪，因为我在水里。水对鱼说，我能感觉到你的眼泪，因为你在我心里。

　4In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love

　人的一生，总有一些说不出的秘密，挽不回的遗憾，触不到的梦想，忘不了的爱。

　5A broken heart is like getting shampoo in your eyes It feels for a while like you'll never see again, but after a few tears you get over it

　心碎就像眼睛里进了洗发水。一瞬间你觉得自己将永远见不到光明。但是几滴眼泪落尽，你就没事了。

　6MOVE ON doesn't mean you'll forget all the memories You'll still remember it, but it doesn't affect you anymore

　前进，不代表要抹掉所有回忆，你会一直记得，只不过已不再是乱你心者。

　71 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 809 Islands, 7 Seas, and I had the privilege to meet you

　1个宇宙，9大行星，204个国家，809个岛屿，7个大洋，我竟如此幸运，可以遇见你。

　8I will always be with you until the end of time if you'd never leave me

　你若不离不弃，我必生死相依。

　9Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control

　遇见你是命运，成为朋友是选择，爱上你是情不自禁。

　10Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person

　爱情，就是摒弃感觉、激情和浪漫之后，你发现自己依然在意那个人。

英语情人节语录3

　i love you not because of who you are, but because of who i am when i am with you

　我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

　no man or woman is worth yours tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry

　没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

　the worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them konwing you can't have them

　失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身边，却犹如远在天边。

　never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with you smile

　纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

　to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

　对于世界而言，你是一个人；但对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

　don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you

　不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

　just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have

英语情人节语录4

　1、Beauty is to fight for rather than to wait for

　只有拼出来的美丽，没有等出来的辉煌。

　2、Life never gets easier, we just get stronger

　生活从未变得容易，只不过是我们变得更加坚强。

　3、Love makes us forget time, time makes us forget love

　爱情使人忘记时间，时间也使人忘记爱情。

　4、You don’t need strength to let go of something What you really need is understanding

　放弃并不需要花费多大的力气，你真正需要的是把事情看通透了。

　5、Speak up, be heard If you don’t say a word, everything will stay the same way

　发出你的声音，让人听到。如果你什么都不说，一切就会一直老样子。

　6、The most beautiful thing in life is that someone smiles because of you

　生活中最美好的一件事情是，因为你，某个人脸上洋溢着微笑。

　7、Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory

　有时候，那情那境成了追忆，才会意识到它的珍贵。

　8、To focus on enjoying what they already have instead of wasting time focusing on what they don’t have

　专注于享受已经拥有的东西，而不是浪费时间关注自己没有的东西。

　9、A life, a fulfilling life, a rich life includes ups and downs, includes pain and getting up again, includes failure and getting up again

　生活，令人满意的生活，丰富的生活包括了起起落落，包括了痛苦和再次振作，包括了失败和再次奋斗。

　10、The women without charm regard men as playboys, and the men lacking competence find women materialistic

　女人没魅力才觉得男人花心，男人没实力才觉得女人现实。

　11、Change is always life course, matured is life’s elective course

　变老是人生的必修课，变成熟是人生的选修课。

　12、Respect people who find time for you in their busy schedule But love people who never look at their schedule when you need them

　为了你在自己的日程安排里挤出时间的人值得尊重，但只要你需要就陪着你，看都不看日程安排的人更值得你去爱。

　13、A person starts dying when they start living

　一个人要是只为了活着，这个人就开始死去。

　14、When you are single all you see is happy couples and when you are in a relationship all you see is happy single people

　当你单身的时候，你眼里看到的都是一对对幸福的情侣;当你恋爱的时候，你看到的都是快乐的单身族。

　15、Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own

　如果另外一个人的幸福，是你幸福的根本所在，那就是爱。

　16、Don’t cry over the past, it’s gone Don’t stress about the future, it hasn’t arrived Live in the present and make it beautiful

　不要为过往而哭泣，过去的让它都过去吧。不要幻想未来，未来虚无缥缈。活在当下，活得漂亮!

　17、If you keep a window to the past open too long, the present can start to get a little chilly

　如果回首往昔的记忆之窗开的时间太长，寒意就会开始侵袭现在的时光。

　18、Stop searching forever, happiness is right next to you

　不要永无止境地寻寻觅觅了，幸福近在咫尺。

　19、No measure of time with you will be long enough, but let’s start with forever

　天长地久有时尽，此爱绵绵无绝期。

　20、Love the wrong man, every day is April fool’s day; Love the right people, every day is valentine’s day

　爱错了人，每天都是愚人节;爱对了人，每天都是情人节。

英语情人节语录5

　1、你是我生命的全部。请说你愿意。情人节快乐，我亲爱的。

　You are all of my life Please say you will Happy valentine's day, my dear

　2、我俩的爱，一年比一年更坚定。亲爱的，情人节快乐。

　Our love, stronger every year Dear, happy valentine's day

　3、愿情人节带给我们丘比特之爱和暖融融的浪漫。情人节快乐！

　May bring us Cupid's valentine's day love and warmth of romance Happy valentine's day!

　4、我爱月，爱它纯，爱它明，爱它圆。我爱你，爱你真，爱你善，爱你美。

　I love, love it pure, love it Ming, love it round I love you, love you, really good love you, love you

　5、真诚之中，与你相识相知，灵犀之间，与你朝夕相伴。情人节快乐！

　Acquainted with you sincerely, and between a tacit, accompany with you daily Happy valentine's day!

　6、你永远在那里等待着我，而我也将永远在那里守候着你。情人节愉快。

　You will always be there waiting for me, and I will always be there for you Happy valentine's day

　7、七夕！牛郎织女相会的日子，我是多么盼望偶迹出现呀！情人节快乐。

　Chinese valentine's day! Vega meet day, how I hope I mark appear! Happy valentine's day

　8、在一起的日子很平淡，似乎波澜不惊，只是，这种平凡的日子是最浪漫的，对吗？

　Together of day is very dull, seems to be modest, just, the ordinary day is the most romantic, right

　9、喜欢你也许是我错了，爱上你我真的变了许多！傻瓜，我爱你！情人节快乐！

　Like you maybe I am wrong, fall in love with you I really changed a lot! A fool, I love you! Happy valentine's day!

　10、在工作中有你的关心和问候，在同行的路上有你祝福和微笑，我感激：红尘中有你同行。

　Have your concern and greetings, at work in the way of peers is your wishes and smile, I appreciate: in the world of mortals have you

　11、你我好比两个半圆球，拼到一起就是一个整体，感情就是粘合剂，感情越深粘的越牢！

　I like two and a half sphere, you spell together is a whole, affection is adhesive, sticky and stronger the more deep feelings!

　12、请珍惜你拥有的每一个偶然，抓住属于你的每一个瞬间！我永远属于你！想念你我的爱！

　Please cherish every chance you have, seize belong to you every moment! I belong to you forever! Miss you my love!

　13、我之所以活到现在的全部意义，是为了此刻能对你说，我爱你，我会在你身后永远守护你。

　The reason I live to the whole meaning of now, for this moment to say to you, I love you, I'll behind you to guard you forever

　14、真正的爱情必定孕育着苦难，只有在苦难中才能挖掘出莫大的喜悦。你是我的唯一。情人节快乐！

　True love will surely gestates suffering, only to dig out in great joy You are my one and only Happy valentine's day!

　15、你的眼睛眨一下，我就死过去了，你的眼睛再眨一下，我就活过来了，你的眼睛眨来眨去，我就死去活来。

　Blink your eyes, I will die, your eyes blink again, I am alive, your eyes blink to blink, I die again and again

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不同于大多数别的节日的发展史,愚人节,有时也被称为“万愚节,不是完全清楚。没有一个愚人节,可以精确定位在日历上。有些人相信它是同时从几种文化演变而来的,从庆祝春天的第一天开始。

最近的时间点,可以认定为开始的这个传统是1564年,在法国。在那年以前,人们有8天的时间庆祝新年,开始后不久,春天的第一天。庆祝活动通常在4月1日结束。随着改革的日历,在查尔斯九公历,着重介绍了新年在1月1日。

然而,通讯被他们的日子,新闻人迹,许多人没有接受那消息好几年了。其他人,更顽固的人群,拒绝接受新日历,继续在4月1日庆祝新年。在“愚人”的一般平民。他们有很多的嘲笑,并经常被派往愚人差事”或者是其他恶作剧的对象。

这种折磨随着时间慢慢演变成一个传统的4月的第一天搞恶作剧。传统的最终扩散到英格兰和苏格兰在十八世纪。后来又被介绍给美国殖民地的英国人和法国人。愚人节已经成为一个国际性节日,可以说,不同国家有其独特的幽默感,而他们的朋友和家庭。

关于愚人节的英语笑话

　愚人节也称万愚节、幽默节。愚人节，时间为4月1日，是从19世纪开始在西方兴起流行的民间节日，并未被任何国家认定为法定节日。下面是我带来的关于愚人节的英语笑话，希望对你有帮助。

愚人节的英语笑话 1

　April 1st is the day people try to trick their friends, to make them behave like fools Ranging from the elaborate practical joke to the obvious Your zip's undone the joker gloats April Fool when the unsuspecting victim falls for it No one is exempt until noon but after that the joking must cease or the prankrebounds on the joker with the rhyme "April Fool is gone and past, You're the bigger fool at last"

　4月1日，人们会去和他们的朋友开开玩笑，让他们做一些傻事。在愚人节那天，从精心设计的恶作剧到一些诸如“你拉链开了”这样的玩笑，不知情的人往往不知不觉地成了受害者。没有人会在愚人节那天免于被捉弄。但是，中午一到，玩笑必须马上终止，或是玩笑马上得转为诙谐的小段子： “愚人节，过了啊，大笨蛋，是你哦!”

　Origin

　起源

　In Britain, fooling at this time of year has gone on for centuries, however the origin of the custom still remains obscure There are several theories to account for it

　One theory is that in Europe, until the sixteenth century, March 25th, the first day of the Vernal Equinox Festival, was New Year's Day On April 1st, the last day of the festival, people used to give presents to one another In 1564, Charles IX, the French king, adopting the Gregorian calendar and fixed January 1st as New Year's Day Those who were against the revision continued to express their complaints by giving presents or paying New Year's visits on April 1st In the following years, these traditionalists who insisted on celebrating the New Year at its old time were mocked as fools and people would play pranks and tricks on them and called them ` Poisson d'avril ', meaning April Fish This must have been so much fun that it spread all over the world and people played tricks on everyone, not just the people who didn't accept the new calendar

　Other people say it's just a continuation of a festival in honour of the Celtic god of Mirth but most popular belief is that it's a reaction to the change in season and the start of spring Whatever its origin, making fools of people on this day remains one of the most flourishing of all British customs

　In Scotland, for example, April Fool's Day is actually celebrated for two days The second day is devoted to pranks involving the posterior region of the body It is called Taily Day The origin of the "kick me" sign can be traced to this observance

　在英国，愚人节的传统已经有好几个世纪的历史了，即便如此，这项的传统的起源还是一个迷。下面介绍两个较为人熟知的愚人节的起源。

　第一种说法是，在16世纪前的欧洲，3月25日是春分节的第一天，也是新年。而4月1日是春分节的最后一天，在这天，人们常常会去给别人送礼。在1564年，法国皇帝查尔斯九世正式采用公历，规定每年的1月1日为新年。而那些不接受这一规定的`人则仍旧在4月1日送礼或进行新年旅行来表示他们的不满。几年后，那些依然遵循旧历庆祝新年的顽固派被当成了愚人，其他人会嘲笑和捉弄这些愚人，并戏称他们为“Poisson d'avril”，就是“愚人”的意思。这种捉弄愚人的风俗肯定给人们带去了很多的欢乐，所以，愚人节传遍世界，人们不仅仅捉弄那些不接受新历的人，还对周围所有的人都开起了玩笑。

　另一种说法认为，愚人节只是为了向凯尔特的欢乐之神致敬而流传下来的一个节日。不过，大多数人相信，愚人节标志着季节的变化和春天的来临。不管起源如何，愚人节当天的愚人活动已经成了一项盛行于英国的风俗了。

　在苏格兰，人们会用两天时间庆祝愚人节。第二天是专门让人们去捉弄别人的，你可以在这一天去踢别人的屁股。这天被称为“续愚人节”，而在别人后背上贴上“踢我”的标签就起源于此。

愚人节的英语笑话 2

　1、-What the day is it today

　-Today is April fools'day

　-Oh!you are wrong today is March the 31thIf you don't believe me please pick up the calendar

　-Oh!it is really April fools'day

　-Haha!you were cheated!

　-今天是星期几？

　-今天是四月愚人节。

　-哦！你错了，今天是三月三十一日。如果你不相信我，请拿起日历。

　-哦！这真的是四月愚人节。

　-哈哈！你被骗了！

　2、Best wishes and I believe your English will be better and better!

　最好的祝愿，我相信你的英语会越来越好！

　3、A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!" Billy says, "Ok,mommy" and goes to sleep the next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn''t come true!" The mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

　一个双目失明的小男孩正被妈妈抱上床。妈妈说：“现在，比利，今晚和明天都要好好祈祷，你的愿望会实现的！”比利说：“好的，妈妈，”然后去睡觉。第二天早上，比利醒来尖叫着：“妈咪！”！我还是瞎了眼，我的愿望没有实现！妈妈回答说：“我知道——四月傻瓜！”

　4、Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day

　Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

　妻子对丈夫（整天看报纸）说：我希望我是一份报纸，所以我整天都在你手里。

　丈夫：我也希望如此，这样我就可以每天换你了。

　5、A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get marriedThe father replied: I don 't know son I 'm still paying!!

　一个小男孩问他的父亲：爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？父亲回答说：我不知道儿子。我还在付钱！！

　6、At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home He asks him: what are you doing

　The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!

　Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you

　半夜，父亲看到他已婚的儿子离家出走了…他问他：你在干什么？

　儿子回答：爸爸，我受够了我的生活！我的新婚生活不太顺利，我妻子和我妈妈一直在打架！我得为我的亲家付账，我讨厌这种生活！！！我想远离这里，我想品味生活中的每一种乐趣，我想享受生活的乐趣！！！

　父亲说：等等！！！！！！！我和你一起去。

　7、A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip

　The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you

　The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!

　The woman kept quiet and left Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip

　The wife: Very good, thank you

　The husband: And, what happened to my present

　The wife: Which present

　The husband: What I asked for: the English girl

　The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!!

　一个女人去英国参加一个为期两周的公司培训会议。她丈夫开车送她去机场，祝她旅途愉快。

　妻子回答：谢谢你，亲爱的，你要我给你拿什么？

　丈夫笑着说：一个英国女孩！！！

　那女人默不作声地离开了。两个星期后，他在机场接她，问道：亲爱的，旅途怎么样？

　妻子：很好，谢谢。

　丈夫：我的礼物怎么了？

　妻子：哪一件礼物？

　丈夫：我要的是那个英国女孩？

　妻子：哦，那！好吧，我尽力了，现在我们得等几个月看看是不是女孩！！！

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愚人节用英语：April Fools' Day。

愚人节用英语：April Fools' Day，愚人节（亦称ALL FOOLS' DAY）。

愚人节

人们习惯在愚人节开一些无伤大雅的玩笑。

People play practical jokes on April Fools'day by tradition

每年我们都喜欢在愚人节愚弄他

We like to make him an April fool every year

哈哈，当然啰！今天是愚人节嘛。

HahaOf course!Today is April Fools'Day

你知道愚人节是怎么回事台球？

A:Do you know about All Fools'Day

巴黎市民非常喜欢庆祝愚人节。

The people of Paris loved to celebrate the Festival of Fools

愚人节的英文故事

　愚人节是由外国流传进国内的，那么关于愚人节的英文故事有哪些呢下面是我整理的愚人节的英文故事，欢迎阅读。

　愚人节的英文故事1：愚人节的起源与历史

　Consider yourself warned Sunday is April Fools' Day, a day when you are encouraged to pull pranks on loved ones, co-workers, casual acquaintances, and even that one guy at the bus stop It's an odd tradition, but how did it get started What's the history of April Fools' Day, anyway

　别说我没有警告你，星期天就是愚人节了。在这天你被鼓励去和你的爱人、同事、熟人甚至公车站遇见的人开玩笑。这真是一个古怪的传统，但它是如何开始的呢愚人节的由来到底是怎么一回事呢

　Nobody is completely sure about the origin of this, the silliest of holidays However the urban legend experts at Snopescom say that most experts give credit to Pope Gregory XIII, who, in the 1500s, gave the world the Gregorian calendar

　没人可以完全肯定这个最愚蠢的节日的`起源。不过，Snopescom的都市传说专家称，大多数专家将其归功于在16世纪颁行格列高利历(公历)的教皇格列高利十三世。

　In 1562, the Gregorian calendar moved the first day of the year from April 1 to January 1 Word did eventually get around, but some people were a bit slow to hear the news These folks continued celebrating the new year on April 1, unaware that they were now three months behind the times These "April fools" were tricked by those in the know The tradition eventually made its way to the USA

　1562年，格列高利历将一年的第一天从4月1日移到1月1日。这一消息后来传开了，不过有些人比较后知后觉。这些人依然在4月1日庆祝新年，没有意识到他们已经落后了三个月时间。这些“四月愚人”被那些知情者耍了一把。这一传统最后传到了美国。

　And it's still going strong Over the past week, Web searches on "april fools day jokes" and "april fools day pranks" have more than doubled, and related lookups for "easy april fools day pranks" and "april fools day jokes for work" also spiked Bottom line: Keep your guard up, especially if somebody offers you a word search puzzle Lookups for "impossible april fools day word searches" are up 200%

　而现在愚人节依然很流行。在过去一周里，对“愚人节笑话”和“愚人节恶作剧”的网络搜索量增加了一倍多，对“简易的愚人节恶作剧”和“职场愚人节笑话”的相关搜索量也大大增加了。底线是：保持警惕，特别是当有人让你做单词搜索迷宫题时。对“让人受不了的愚人节单词搜索”词条的搜索量增加了200%。

　But really, there is no way to be certain you'll escape trickery Because on April 1, even corporations are out to trick you In 1998, Burger King tricked its customers by releasing "the left-handed Whopper" In 1957, the BBC reported Swiss farmers were harvesting spaghetti from trees And in 1996, Taco Bell took out ads in major newspapers announcing that the company had purchased the Liberty Bell and renamed it the Taco Liberty Bell Shudder

　实际上，没有什么方法可以保证你不被捉弄。因为在4月1日，甚至连公司也会开你玩笑。1998年，汉堡王宣布推出“左撇子巨无霸汉堡”，结果是和顾客开的玩笑。1957年，英国广播公司报道说，瑞士农民从树上收割意大利面。1996年，提供墨西哥美食的餐饮公司“塔可钟”在各大报纸上发布广告，宣布公司已经买下了自由钟，并把它的名字改成了“塔可自由钟”。天哪。

　愚人节的英文故事2：愚人节的起源与传说

　April 1 Insixteenth-century France,the start of the new year was observed on April first It was celebrated in muchthe same way as it is today with parties and dancing into the late hours of thenight Then in 1562, Pope Gregory introduced a new calendar for the Christian world,and the new year fell on January first There were some people, however, whohadn't heard or didn't believe the change in the date, so they continued to celebrateNew Year's Day on April first Others played tricks on them and called themApril fools In Francetoday, April first is called Poisson d'Avril French children fool their friendsby taping a paper fish to their friends' backs When the young fool discoversthis trick, the prankster yells Poisson d'Avril!

　愚人节16 世纪的时候，法国人是在4月1号庆祝新年的。他们那时候过新年的方法和我们现在几乎一样，人们设宴、跳舞直到深夜。到了1562年，教皇格里高利颁布了基督教新历，按照新历，新年这一天改到了1月1号。但是，有些人没能听说或者听说了但不相信新年改天了。他们还是按照老习惯在4月1号这天过年。其他人就拿 他们开玩笑，把他们叫做“愚人”。如今，法国人把愚人节叫做“上钩的鱼”。法国孩子会在朋友的背上贴一条鱼，以此来戏弄别人。当那个受骗上当的小朋友发现 以后，开玩笑的人就大叫“上钩的鱼儿”!

　Today Americans play small tricks on friends and strangersalike on the first of April One common trick on April Fool's Day, or AllFool's Day, is pointing down to a friend's shoe and saying, Your shoe lace is untiedSchool children might tell a classmate that school has been cancelled Whateverthe trick, if the innocent victim falls for the joke the prankster yells, April Fool!

　如今，每逢愚人节，不管对方是否相识，美国人都会开些小玩笑。在愚人节比较常见的把戏是指着别人的鞋子说：“你鞋带没系。”学生可能会骗同学说学校放假了。不管是什么样的招数，只要那个无辜的受害者中技了，恶作剧的人就会尖叫：“愚人!”

　Most April Fool jokes are in good fun and not meant toharm anyone The most clever April Fool joke is the one where everyone laughs,especially the person upon whom the joke is played American humorist MarkTwain has said that the first of April is the day we remember what we are theother 364 days of the year。

　愚人节开的玩笑基本都是挺逗人的，没什么恶意。最高明的愚人节玩笑能让在场的每个人都捧腹大笑，即使是那个被作弄的人也会忍俊不禁。正如美国幽默作家马克吐温所说的“只有在四月的第一天，我们才记起在过去一年的364天中我们是多么的愚蠢”。

　拓展：愚人节英语作文

　1April Fools' Day

　All Fools' Day, though not a holiday in its own right, is a notable day celebrated in many countries on April 1 The day is marked by the mission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends and neighbors, or sending them on fools' errands, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible In some countries, April Fools' jokes (also called "April Fools") are only made before midday [1] It is also widely celebrated on the Internet

　2Origin

　The origin of this custom has been much disputed Many theories have been suggested

　What seems certain is that it is in some way or other a relic of those once universal festivities held at the vernal equinox, which, beginning on old New Year's Day, the 25th of March, ended on the 1st of April

　It has been suggested that Europe derived its April-fooling from the French [2] France was one of the first nations to make January 1 officially New Year's Day (which was already celebrated by many), by decree of Charles IX This was in 1564, even before the adoption of the Gregorian calendar (See Julian start of the year) Thus the New Year's gifts and visits of felicitation which had been the feature of the 1st of April became associated with the first day of January, and those who disliked or did not hear about the change were fair game for those wits who amused themselves by sending mock presents and paying calls of pretended ceremony on the 1st of April French and Dutch references from 1508 and 1539 respectively describe April Fools' Day jokes and the custom of making them on the first of April

　Though the 1st of April appears to have been anciently observed in Great Britain as a general festival, it was apparently not until the beginning of the 18th century that the making of April-fools was a mon custom In Scotland the custom was known as "hunting the gowk," ie the cuckoo, and April-fools were "April-gowks," the cuckoo being there, as it is in most lands, a term of contempt In France the person fooled is known as poisson d'avril This has been explained from the association of ideas arising from the fact that in April the sun quits the zodiacal sign of the fish A far more natural explanation would seem to be that the April fish would be a young fish and therefore easily caught

　The Dutch celebrate the 1st of April for other reasons In 1572, the Netherlands were ruled by Spain's King Philip II Roaming the region were Dutch rebels who called themselves Geuzen, after the French "gueux", meaning beggars On 1 April, 1572, the Geuzen seized the small coastal town of Den Briel This event was also the start of the general civil rising against the Spanish in other cities in the Netherlands The Duke of Alba, mander of the Spanish army could not prevent the uprising Bril is the Dutch word for glasses, so on 1 April, 1572, "Alba lost his glasses" Dutch people find this joke so hilarious they still memorate the first of April

　The French traditionally celebrated this holiday by placing a dead fish on the back of friends Today the fish is substituted by a floppy kerk

　Chaucer's story, the Nun's Priest's Tale, written c1400, takes place on 32 March; that is, 1 April; it is Chanticleer and the Fox, a story of two fools

　3Well-known hoaxes

　Alabama Changes the Value of Pi: The April 1998 newsletter of New Mexicans for Science and Reason contained an article claiming that the Alabama Legislature had voted to change the value of the mathematical constant pi to the "Biblical value" of 30 This claim originally appeared as a news story in the 1961 sci-fi classic "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert A Heinlein

　Spaghetti trees: The BBC television programme Panorama ran a famous hoax in 1957, showing the Swiss harvesting spaghetti from trees They had claimed that the despised pest the spaghetti wevil had been eradicated A large number of people contacted the BBC wanting to know how to cultivate their own spaghetti trees

　South Park: April 1st was advertised as being the premiere of the show's second season—and also the resolution of a cliffhanger where Eric Cartman was about to discover the identity of his father Fans spent weeks speculating on the father's identity, but when they tuned in to the episode, they were instead treated to a half-hour of Terrance and Phillip fart jokes The true resolution to the cliffhanger aired several weeks later The show's creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone claim during the DVD introduction to this episode that they received death threats over pulling the prank, although there were not any police reports to prove this

　Left Handed Whoppers: In 1998, Burger King ran an ad in USA Today, saying that people could get a Whopper for left-handed people whos

　e condiments were designed to drip out the right side

　Taco Liberty Bell: In 1996, Taco Bell took out a full-page advertisement in The New York Times announcing that they had purchased the Liberty Bell to "reduce the country's debt" and renamed it the "Taco Liberty Bell" When asked about the sale, White House press secretary Mike McCurry replied with tongue-in-cheek that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold and would henceforth be known as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial

　Lies to Get You Out of the House In 1985, the LA Weekly printed an entire page of fake things to do on April Fools day, by which hundreds of people were fooled

　Kremvax: In 1984, in one of the earliest on-line hoaxes, a message was circulated that Usenet had been opened to users in the Soviet Union

　San Serriffe: The Guardian printed a supplement in 1977 praising this fictional resort, its two main islands (Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse), its capital (Bodoni), and its leader (General Pica) Intrigued readers were later disappointed to learn that San Serriffe (sans serif) did not exist except as references to typeface terminology (This es from a Jorge Luis Borges story)

　FBI Crackdowns on On-line File Sharing of Music: Such announcements on April Fools Day have bee mon

　Metric time: Repeated several times in various countries, this hoax involves claiming that the time system will be changed to one in which units of time are based on powers of 10

　Smell-o-vision: In 1965, the BBC purported to conduct a trial of a new technology allowing the transmission of odor over the airwaves to all viewers Many viewers reportedly contacted the BBC to report the trial's success This hoax was also conducted by the Seven Network in Australia in 2005

　Tower of Pisa: The Dutch television news reported once in the 1950s that the Tower of Pisa had fallen Many shocked people contacted the station [citation needed]

　Wrapping Televisions in Foil: In another year, the Dutch television news reported that the government had new technology to detect unlicensed televisions (in many European countries, television license fees fund public broadcasting), but that wrapping a television in aluminium foil could prevent its detection

　Breast Exams by Satellite: In the 1990s, Portuguese national television network RTP announced the Ministry of Health would perform free breast exams by satellite, causing thousands of women to go out topless [citation needed]

　Assassination of Bill Gates: Many Chinese and South Korean websites claimed that CNN reported Bill Gates, the founder of Microsoft, was assassinated [3]

　Write Only Memory: Signetics advertised Write Only Memory IC databooks in 1972 through the late 1970s

　Wheel of Fortune/Jeopardy! Double Switch: In 1997, Pat Sajak, the host of Wheel of Fortune, traded hosting duties with Jeopardy!'s Alex Trebek for one show In addition to Sajak hosting Jeopardy!, he and co-host Vanna White appeared as contestants on the episode of Wheel hosted by Trebek White's position was filled by Sajak's wife Leslie [4]

　Comic strip switcheroo: Cartoonists of popularly syndicated ic strips draw each others' strips In some cases, the artist draws characters in the other strip's milieu, while in others, the artist draws in characters from other visiting characters from his own Cartoonists have done this sort of "switcheroo" for several years The 1997 switch was particularly widespread

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