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长城上求婚对白：

你想清楚了

Make sure you’ve thought it through

结了我可是不离的

I’ll never get divorced

你要离，我就接孟姜女的班把剩下的那段长城也哭踏了

If you divorce me I will cry until the Great Wall collapses

没你我也活不了

I can’t live without you

你老实告诉我

Tell me honestly

你今年到底多大了

How old are you

六一 六一 嘛

61 61

你都61啦

You are 61

六一年生的

I was born in 1961

48

48 years old

那后面还有30年呢

You still have 30 years ahead of you

活不了那么长 活不了那么长

I can’t live for that long

20年总是有吧？

At least 20 more years

你跟谁过过20年啊

Who have you spent 20 years with

还真没有

No one

那你怎么保证

How can you promise

就可以跟我白头到老呢

That we can grow old together

我不知道

I don’t know

是愿望吧

Maybe it’s just wishful thinking

结婚对你来说意味着什么呀中？

What does marriage mean to you

是爱吗？

Love

不是 不是？ No No

绝对不是

Absolutely not

这我懂 爱是有寿命的

I know that love has an expiration date

我要真爱你我就不跟你结婚啦

If really loved you, I wouldn’t marry you

说秃噜嘴了说秃噜嘴了

I didn’t mean to say that

爱还是爱的

I do love you

你别 你别找补

Don’t take it back

我愿意听真话

I like to hear the truth

生米终于要煮成熟饭了

We are finally going to be together

芒果和李香山离婚现场对白：

我宣布

I proudly announce

芒果女士和李香山先生的离婚典礼

Ms Mango and Mr Li Xiangshan’s divorce ceremony

现在开始

Begins now

请二旧人 入场

Please give a big hand for the “lovers-that-used-to-be”

今天 我们在一起 见证 我们的 共同的好朋友芒果和李香山

Today we together to witness our mutual friends Mango and Li Xiangshan

结束他们维持5年的婚姻, 从夫妻变回熟人

To end their 5 year marriage, and turn from husband and wife to friends

请你们对钱发誓，以下你们做出承诺，是诚实可信，深思熟虑，义无反顾的

Please swear on this money, that what you are going to say, is completely honest, everything was carefully thought through

芒果 你诚实的回答我， 把手放上

Mango please answers me honestly, place your hand on

从今往后不论香山多么富有，多么健康，多么爱你

From now on it doesn’t matter how rich, how healthy or how much Xiangshan loves you

你都不愿意和他在一起吗？

You still wouldn’t be with him

不愿意

Nope

香山,你诚实的回答我, 从今往后不论芒果多么漂亮，多么动人，多么爱你

Xiangshan, please answers me honestly，how beautiful, how charming or how much Mango loves you

你都不愿意和他在一起吗？

You still wouldn’t be with her

不愿意

Nope

下面请二位互相交回戒指

Please return your rings

我替你们挖坑埋了

I’ll bury them for you

要最后一吻吗？

One last Kiss

要

Yeah

不必了吧

I don’t think that’s necessary

那就不必了吧

Fine then

他们说不必了

They don’t see the point of that

下面， 剪喜字

Now, cut the character of “happiness”

那就像熟人一样握个手吧

Please shake hands like friends

再像熟人一样拥个抱吧

Now hug like friends

怎么那么多事啊你

What else do you want

离了也是好朋友

Divorced but still good friends

散买卖，不散交情

No longer in the love business, but still open for friendship

二位倒香槟

Please pour the champagne

不过了

It’s over

放鸽子

Let the pigeons fly

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