急求，一句最浪漫的爱情语言（英文）

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it
这句我最喜欢 呵呵
下面的供参考

1 Do you have a quarter Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love
你有零钱吗 因为我答应我老妈当我恋爱时要立刻打电话给她

2 Milk does a body good, but DAMN how much milk you've been drinking
牛奶对身体有益, 但我的老天, 你到底喝了多少啊

3 Do you believe in love at first sight
你相信有一见锺情这种事吗

4 I seem to have lost my phone number Can I have yours
我把我的电话簿弄丢了 我能用你的吗 ( 双关语, 其实是跟对方要电话)

5 It's awful hot in here, or it is you
这里真的好热 或是那是因为你的关系

6 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
如果我能重新排列字母, 我要把 U (You) 跟 I 排在一起

7 Do you have a map Because I just keep losting in your eyes!
你有地图吗 因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了

8 If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you
如果你是我眼里的一滴眼泪, 我不会哭因为我害怕会失去你 17Hecom

9 You remind me of my ex-girlfriend
你使我想起我的前任女友

10 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it
我对你的爱就像是泻肚子一样, 让我把持不住

11 A How are you B: Fine A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you
A: 你好吗 B: 好 A: 我没有问你长的如何, 我只是问你好不好

12 I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart
我是小偷, 我是来这偷你的心