求有趣的，搞笑的英语短剧剧本

荆轲刺秦

（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng” But finally he failed Do you want to know what happened at that time Okay, next show will tell you the truthAction I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：

Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）

I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth I am so scared So what can I do (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister

阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming

太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~

（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~ What is the most expensive commodity in this century Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world

太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK

阿三：YesAction II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou李莫愁Yes荆轲OK I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world李莫愁Are you challenging me

荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened Why aren’t you hurt荆轲: We don\'t need any reason to win a person Don\'t we Do we （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou You never know what you\'re gonna get\" I got it, Momma is right

荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”

荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife

太子丹晕倒

荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please

荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：

To be or not to be, that's a question

阿三：Hero，we need your help

荆柯：I am busy now!

太子丹：You can get a lot of money

荆柯：I am very busy now!

阿三：IC, ID, IQ card

荆柯：I am very very busy now!

阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world If you say OK, she is yours

荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

阿三：What What’s the TCM

荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM Any of them can give you the answer

阿三：Excuse me What’s the TCM

观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM

太子丹：I must show you the trump card Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea It is a brand new product of Unilever China

荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight

阿三：You want Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent Why are you looking at me Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up Take it! Do you really like Really你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……

（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）

荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do I will do anything for you

太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!

Action Ш

（《大话西游》主题曲响起）

荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后

阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River

荆珂：Just stop here, please Farewell, my friends

太子丹：I will miss you, baby

（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）

荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you

妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）

荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)

妻子：Well Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you

荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor promise me you will survive that you will never give up no matter what happens no matter how hopeless promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）

妻子:"I promise"

荆轲:"Never let go “

妻子:"I promise I will never let go, Jack I'll never let go"

（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）

妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，

荆珂上船，渐渐远去

妻子：It’s a good day to die Never come back Never…… Never……

妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account

阿三：Okay okay!

旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng

The End

白:Longago,therelivedagirlHermatherhaddiedandherfatherhadmarriedagain,HisnewwifehadtwodaugtersTheyaresobadastheirmotherThepoorgirlhadtoworkdayandnightShemustsleepinthekitchenSheweareddrityclothesAllofthemcalledhercindersforCinderellaHowever,we’llshowyouadifferentplaytoday (灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地上场) 旁白：Sheissostrong,andsmartEspeciallysheisgoodatsport Now,sheisrunningforthe100meterrace(灰姑娘冲刺,旁边老师读秒:11’9) Now,sheisplayingbasketball(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮) Now,sheispracticingChinesegongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒) Thisisher----Cinderella 灰姑娘(怒,看旁白):Doyoufinish 旁白:Ok(结巴)continue,evensheisperfect,shestillcan’tescapethepoorlife,WhyThatis----- 继母(假装洗衣服):Howcoldthewater!I’mtoooldtodoanything,Mylegissopainful (灰姑娘默,从继母手中拿过洗衣盆) (一姐将盆碗碰得乱响灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过盆碗) (一姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过衣服) 第一幕 (灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀) 二姐(奔入,扬动手中传单):Mom,Mom,Look!TherearesomeleafletsIgotthemonthestreet TheKingishavingapartyThePrincewilllookforawife 一姐(托腮):Imustbechoosen,Iamthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld 二姐(凭空跳舞):No,NotyouIhavethecharmingshape,IamtheQueen (两姐争吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻) 继母:Oh,babyStopYoutwoarethemostbeautifulgirlsinourcountryHewillprobablychooseoneofyouComeon,makeupyourselfWehaven’tenoughtime!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella,whatareyoudoingComehere,helpyoursisters! 灰姑娘:OK,IwillBut,mom,canIgotothepartytonightIwantto------ (三人敛神) 一姐:Oh,myGod!IforgotTim’shomeworkHegaveusalotofhomeworkIcan’tfinish,whatshouldIdo 二姐(拿书,指,附和):Oh,Yes,YesLook,execiseA,exciseB,exciseC,exciseD,exciseE,Oh,planningtree,essay,studyplan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh,myGod!Oh,myparty!MyPrince!Myhappyness!andthecountry’sfuture! 灰姑娘(慌乱,安慰):Mysisters,don'tcry!Ialwaysdothehomeworkforyou,ofcoursetonight! (母女三人一通忙乱后):Goodbye,ourlivelygirl! 第二幕 (魔女骑着一把几乎掉光了的扫把登场) 旁白:Oh,哈里波特! (魔女撞到灰姑娘) 灰姑娘(怒):Whoareyou 魔女(得意):Iamthebestwitch,andthemostbeautifulwitchIcangiveyouallthethingyouwish 灰姑娘:ReallyDoyoukownKing’spartyIwanttogo,but------(低头看自己的破衣服) 魔女(大笑):Don’tworryItiseasyforme!Look,clothes,shose,car----- 灰姑娘(面露欣喜,扑向鞋子):Oh,howbeautifulglassshoses! 魔女:Wearit,andgo! 第三幕 (富丽堂皇的大厅里,音乐飘扬,人声鼎沸女士们翘首以待) 侍卫(击杖):WelcomethePrince (鼓掌,欢呼) 国王(严肃):Pleasebequiet!Aseverybodyknows,todayIwillchooesabeautiful,slim,homorous,andlonghairgirlformyson----(转身,指向王子),handsome,strong,tall,andbrave! (王子做害羞状) 众女士:Howlively!Howhandsome!(做陶醉状,冲向前,将王子团团围住) (此时,飞出一女,持扇“杀出一条血路”) (王子与灰姑娘共舞,突然手机铃声响起) 王子:Who’sphone 灰姑娘:Oh,it’smyphone!(掏手机边跳舞,边接电话)ThisisCinderella,speaking! 魔女:It12’clock,gamewillbeover,comebackquickly!Oryou’llchangeback!(开始敲钟) 灰姑娘:Oh,Imustgo!(慌忙中跑,掉了一只鞋) 王子(检起鞋,追):Wait!Youforgetgivemeyouname,andyouphonenumber! 王子(注视姑娘远去,悲情):I’velosther! 第四幕 旁白:Sincetheparty,PrincefallinlovewithCinderella,thePrincedecidedtolookforthemysteriousgirlHeissuedaproclamation,“Whoevertheglassshoefits,shallbewifetothePrince!” (王子带着士兵到处找人试鞋) 士兵:Pleasetrytheshoe!(女士甲试鞋)Oh,yourfootistoobig! 士兵:Pleasetrytheshoe!(女士乙试鞋)Oh,myGod,whataterriblesmell!Ofcouresnotyou!

英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students He has a lot of money now But how does he make the candies Oh, xu …… He is coming!

S: Hello, do you know me No Oh, let me tell you I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why The foolish students always come here I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops! It’s time to make candies now(看表)

First, put the flour on the table

Then, water, sugar, flour(边说边做)

Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)

Press, press……

Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!

Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……

Now let me cut it into pieces!

另一个

白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen She had a pretty daughter named Snow White Soon after the child was born, the queen died The queen married another queen The stepmother was very jealous She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on)

皇后：I’m the new queen I’m very beautiful you see If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her I have a magic mirror If I want to know something, It will tell me surelyNow, mirror, mirror, come here!

魔镜：Yes, I’m coming Your Majesty! What do you want to know

皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wallWho is the fairest of the all

魔镜：Yes Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I thinkBut there is a young lady She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebonyShe is much more beautiful than you

皇后：She is much more beautiful than meWho is she Tell me quickly

你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改

英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money

Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)

Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students He has a lot of money now But how does he make the candies Oh, xu …… He is coming!

S: Hello,do you know me No Oh, let me tell you I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gateMy candies arevery popular,I don’t know whyThe foolish students always come here I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops! It’s time to make candies now(看表)

First, put the flour on the table

Then, water, sugar, flour(边说边做)

Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的情)

Press, press……

Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!

Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,he hehe……

Now let me cut it into pieces!

One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）

Wow, everything is ready!

糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…

S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……

C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)

Scene2（At the school gate）

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）

(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……

M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!

A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!

M: Let’s ask him

A: OK!

C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）

M&A: Why

C: I’m dirty！

M: No, you look nice!

C: What can I do (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)

S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）

M&A: How much are they

S: Do you have money（轻蔑）

M&A: Money(对视)

M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）

A: Me too

S: No money So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)

M: What can we do now

A: Let’s ask dad for money

M: But how to ask

A: How…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money（自信）

M: Good idea!(全部下场)

Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）

N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever (爸爸看报)

M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)

A: And play the guitar for us!

M: We know you play so well!

(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)

D: Oh What a bright day today!

M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)

D:OKOK! Let’s

(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like How about Edelweiss

M&A: Of course!

(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)

D: What’s the matter

M: Dad, we have no money!

A: Can we have some please

D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more

M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate

A: They look so sweet and nice!

M: Other students always buy them!

D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy Please go and do your homework(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)

M: What shall we do now

A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)

M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go(回到爸爸身边)

M: Dad, I want a new eraser!

A: I want a longer ruler!

M&A: Dad, please！

D: Things are expensive these days We have to save money!

M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)

A: And my ruler is broken（拿出断尺）

D: OK, children I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate It’s unhealthy! Do you know

M&A: Yes, sir!

D: Here you are !( 给钱)

M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache

(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)

M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）

A: ……

D: What’s wrong

M: I’ve a stomachache!

A: Me too!

D: What did you eat The food at the school gate

M: Yes We had some candies just now

A: I had some too!

D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）

M: But they look nice!

A: And tastes good!

M&A: Aiyo……

D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!

M&A: OK

Scene 4: (At the school gate)

N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away

(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)

P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!

C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)

S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…

C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!

M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）

D: He

(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)

P: What’s the matter with them

D: They got a stomachache after having his candies

S: Really But I’ve never heard of it And……

P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more（非常严厉）

S: OK I know (羞愧)

C: Let’s go home Let’s go home

Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time They are bad for your health

D: Yes, he is right And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me Try to be an honest person! Will you

M&A: OK, dad!

P: Let’s take them to the hospital now

D: OK, Let’s go

N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon

六人的英语搞笑话剧：《 荆珂刺秦王》

旁白（Aside ）/介绍（Introduction）： 

Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways 

Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”But finally he failed Do you want to know what happened at that time 

很久以前有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家里有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。荆轲先生是最有名的剑客，他被派去杀清王“嬴政”。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么吗？

Action I（第一幕）

太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world （镜子，镜子，告诉我，谁是世界上最漂亮的男人）

（画外音：It's you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状）Thank you mirror! （面对观众）

I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world 

But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth So what can I do Where is my minister

（我是丹王子，魔镜说我是世界上最有魅力的男人。但是嬴政是个嫉妒心很强的人，我觉得如果镜子告诉他真相，他会杀了我的。那我该怎么办？我的部长在哪里？）

阿三（毕恭毕敬） : Honey, I am coming（殿下，我来了）

太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me: "my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan"

（我一再告诉你，你应该叫我：“我最美丽、最优雅、最英俊、最迷人、最可爱、最聪明、最亲爱的丹王子。）

阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea We can find a hero to kill YingZheng（作杀状）

（好的，殿下。我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个人去杀了嬴政）

太子：Oh yeah What is the most expensive commodity in this century Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world

（经过筛选，我手头上有两个有前途的人。一个是李莫愁**，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们将为世界头号杀手PK。）

太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK

（好吧，尽快给我看看赢家，好吗？）

阿三：Yes（好的。）

Action II（第二幕）

（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）

荆轲：Are you Li mochou（你是李莫愁？）

李莫愁：Yes（是的。）

荆轲：OK I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world

（好啊。我是荆轲，你知道，我会让你知道我是杀手世界之王。）

李莫愁：Are you challenging me（你在挑战我吗？）

荆轲：Off course!（ 耸耸肩表示同意）

李莫愁：Come on!

音乐起，两人冲上前来，“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。”

李莫愁倒地，荆轲大笑。

李莫愁痛苦状：What happened Why aren't you hurt

（发生了什么？为什么你不会受伤？）

荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person Don't we Do we （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么，需要么）

李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou You never know what you're gonna get" I got it, Momma is right

（妈妈总是说：“人生就像一盒巧克力，莫愁。你永远不知道你会得到什么。“我知道了，妈妈是对的。）

荆轲再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you

太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you？”

荆柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife

太子丹晕倒

荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please

荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question

（生存还是毁灭，这是个问题。）

阿三：Hero,we need your help（好汉，我们需要你的帮助。）

荆柯：I am busy now!（我忙着呢！）

太子丹：You can get a lot of money（你可以得到很多钱。）

荆柯：I am very busy now!（我现在非常的忙。）

阿三：IC, ID, IQ card

荆柯：I am very very busy now!（我真的真的非常忙。）

阿三（手指上场的美女,激动状）: Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world If you say OK, she is yours（你看，那是世界上最美丽的女子，如果你答应了，她就是你的了。）

荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

（我不得不说她是个性感又美丽的女人，但TCM才是我唯一的爱人。）

阿三：What What's the TCM

荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM Any of them can give you the answer（小子，看你挺聪明却不知道TCM。让我来告诉你吧。）

阿三：Excuse me What’s the TCM

观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM

太子丹：I must show you the trump card Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea It is a brand new product of Unilever China

（我必须给你看王牌。女士们先生们，这是利普顿减肥茶。是联合利华中国的一个全新产品。）

荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight

（减肥茶！我已经梦想了几千次了。我妻子总是威胁说如果我不能减肥就离开我。）

阿三：You want Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent Why are you looking at me Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up Take it! Do you really like Really

（你想要什么？如果你愿意，就大声说！你为什么保持沉默？你为什么看着我？虽然你的眼睛充满了诚意，但我很高兴，你还是得大声说。拿着它！你真的喜欢吗？真的？）

荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do I will do anything for you

（告诉我该怎么办？我愿意为你做任何事。）

太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）：Yeah!

全剧终

拍英语话剧的注意事项

1、首先，组员要熟悉理解剧本，能够充分理解剧本的内容，然后进行表情和细节性的标注，这样会有助于现场的拍摄，同样进行一幕一幕的划分，这样不会使组员太过紧张忘词。

2、其次就是准备道具，一定要全，老师会很在意我们在细节方面的用心程度，倘若我们精心地准备了道具的话，会给老师留下一个不错的印象，很容易得高分。

3、然后就是角色的分配，一定要合理，要根据人们在现实生活中的性格进行分配，这样有助于增加话剧的真实性，从而更生动，同时也要考虑到不同组员的英语水，要考虑周全。

4、然后最最最重要的便是背台词，一定要理解，切记，当我们感觉一句话念不通的时候，可以用简单句进行改写，便于背诵也便于理解，不一定一字不差的照着剧本背，这样也违背了我们学英语的初衷。

5、然后便是拍摄，注意的是情感的投入尤其是表情，还有就是拍摄的角度一定要合理，符合当时情景。进行一幕一幕地拍摄，中途有适当的休息。然后就是尽量多个角度进行切镜头，这样效果会好很多。

6、然后就是后期制作，这一点尤为重要，主要分为四部分，一、片头和片尾的制作，二、视频的剪辑，三、片头和片尾音乐的挑选，四、字幕的制作。

旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways 在很久很久以前，有个疯狂的国度住着一群疯狂的人，用疯狂的方式给人们讲述着疯狂的故事。o(∩_∩)o哈哈Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng” But finally he failed Do you want to know what happened at that time Okay, next show will tell you the truth 闻名遐迩的刀客，荆轲先生，被委以刺杀秦始皇嬴政的任务。但最终还是失败鸟。你想知道当时的情形如何吗？好，下面的我们将给你呈现当时真实的一幕。Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth I am so scared So what can I do (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜魔镜告诉我，天下男人谁最美？ (画外音：是你是你太子丹 太子丹高兴状) 非常感谢，我的魔镜 （面对观众） 我是太子丹，魔镜告诉我说我是天下最美的男人 但是嬴政老小子嫉妒于我，倘若给他从魔镜那儿得知了真相，必要追杀于我 。太可怕了，我该咋办啦？ (向幕里大叫) 我的小弟们呢，哪儿去了？ 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming 亲耐滴老大，我来也。太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!我怎么告诉你的，以后见到我要喊“我最最漂亮，潇洒，帅气，和蔼，可爱，机灵和尊敬的太子丹殿下”，你又忘了！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）了解，亲耐滴！我有个好主意。我们找个大英雄去刺杀嬴政。太子：Oh yeah~~~ What is the most expensive commodity in this century Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate妙计！那么谁是最佳人选捏？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world眼下我有俩在册人手，一个名曰李莫愁，另一个便是荆轲。明天他们讲通过PK来角逐最佳杀手称号！太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK那行，动作要快，ok？阿三：Yes着！