经典英语话剧剧本

　 经典英语话剧剧本 （一）

　演员表：

　西门吹雪

　叶孤城

　花满楼

　king

　旁白

　道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

　第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

　旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow

　Birdsaredancinginthecold

　Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep

　Windiscominginsilence

　Another mysteriousmanapproaches

　Y与X相遇。

　X:oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !

　Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay

　X:Excuseme, whoareyouonearth couldyoutellmeyourname

　Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng Whoareyou

　X:Iamximenchuixue

　Y惊讶：Ar, ximenchui xue

　X:Yes,whatiswrong

　Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts

　X:Great, youknowme !

　Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!

　X:No, Imustkillyou !

　Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilledThereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!

　X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow

　Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!

　X:Pardon!

　（Y拿出一袋牛奶）

　X抢过牛奶：milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit howdoyouknowthat

　Y:pleasedrinkit!

　X喝完牛奶：Thanks, ha,ha

　Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme

　X:Sure, must! milkismilk

　Y（恼怒+冷酷）：Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!

　X:I’msureIwon’t!

　Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!

　X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

　Y大笑：HaHa……

　X可怜状： help! help! Whereisthewashroom

　Y:What

　X:Toliet

　Y:What

　X:The "WC"

　Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!

　X:Thanks,byebye

　Y掏出纸屑吹：Thisisgenuirnesnow!

　H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!

　Y:Whoareyou

　H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue

　Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin"WC" now,ha……

　H惊讶：Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

　Y:Youareright!

　H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus

　Y:Yes,It’sverygood

　H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!

　Y:Ok,Let’s go!

　第二幕：无间道

　H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng

　K:sitdownplese, yegucheng

　H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状：Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold headache,sair and aids

　Y: Yes,Ido

　K: Huamanlou, come puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）

　X唱着上：Onlyyou……（看到戒子） thisringshouldbemine!

　K:Butwhoareyou whyshoulditbelongyou

　Y急切： king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi（维语再见）

　K:huoxi Whatdoesthatmean ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it

　Y:How clever……

　X冷酷：yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!

　Y抱X的腿：oldbrother ! Forgiveme!

　X:Forgiveme Why

　Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou"I love you",Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!

　X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s"WC"!

　Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike（Y又拿出一袋牛奶）

　X: m-i-l-khaha, ayixidailu!（我爱你的意思）

　K: ayixidailuWhat’sthemeaning whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou

　X:Youarestupid! Itmeans"I love you"

　K:Don’t saythat"you love me" I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!

　X:What （侧耳装着听不到） You---kill----mecome, come…（X上去抓住K）

　K:Fuckyou Imustkillyou!

　X:Howcanyoukillme haha……

　Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0（X捂着肚子，蹲下）

　K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou

　haveavacation

　Y:That’s good butthereisonemorething canyougivemea MM IwanttogoAmericanwithher

　K:ofcouseYouaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme! Hahaha……小品剧本大全 wwwcoffbarcom

　Y:Hahaha-----

　H:Where’ssomewhere

　K:What

　Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s"WC"

　X:Yes,I……I…… do

　H顶着摇头：X,no, no, youcan’tgotoLady’s "WC" Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!

　X: whatifI’mthebestintheword !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable whencanIgetmyfreedom mustbethedeadday !

　K: youareright onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !

　H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !

　K; why whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou

　H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX I’maspy

　K惊讶： !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng X’wife

　Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! （轻声说）Xwilldie ,goandseehim ,please

　H扑倒在X的身边：X,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !

　K:what amoving story !I was impressed !

　Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !

　H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !

　（H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，K吓跑。音乐《再见，警察》起）

　Y痛苦状：don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me I’ll never dothat again !（Y死，音乐停）

　（X咳，H扑到身边，**《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）

　H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together

　X:gohome !

　H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !

　X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor… promise meyou will survive… that youwillnevergiveup… nomatter what happens… no matter howhopeless… promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise

　H: I promise

　X:Never let go

　H:Ipromise Iwill never let go ,

　XI''''''''ll never letgo（X死）

　H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance !lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死。音乐停。）

　 经典英语话剧剧本 （二）

　旁白：It’s a cold evening The Titanic has sunken Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean This is Jack This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）

　Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）

　Jack: She is my girl（打开Oscar的手）

　Oscar: You are so cold（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are

　Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）， warm and comfortable, it’s my choice（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）

　Rose:（向Jack）I love you（向观众）But I love BoSideng more

　Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you

　Jack: I am I Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）。

　Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding Rose: But now……

　Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）

　Oscar: Ok Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）

　Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~

　Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）（ J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）

　Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）

　Oscar: Honey, how are you

　Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）， just so confident~（甩头发）

　（Rose不小心推Oscar,Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help!

　Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的手，对视）

　Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~

　Rose: But……what about Oscar

　Jack: Don’t pay attention to him

　Rose: OK Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~

　旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean It’s colder and colder

　Jack: Do you feel cold

　Rose: Yes You see we are so lonely

　Jack: Don’t worry I have this! （从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）。（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）

　Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother I’m willing to help others

　Rose: Would you please help us get away from here（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）

　Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you

　Jack: Take my girl together

　Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）

　（Indian Princess上，向观众合掌问候）

　Princess: I am a princess from India

　Rose: Would you please help us get away from here

　Princess: OK I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away Come on（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）

　Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! （边说边后退，渐远）

　（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）

　Harry: Yi Where am I （向观众）My name is Harry Potter I’m from Hogwarts（霍格沃茨）。 I lose my way

　Rose: Would you please help us get away from here

　Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited（耸肩）

　Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）

　旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy

　Jack: Rose, listen to me I love you, but I will leave youThe boat can’t support us for

　a long time You must live, so I will jump into the sea

　Rose: No, no, no Jump or not jump, this is a question

　Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）

　Rose: God will bless us（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）

　Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）

　Jack: I lose You see, it’s God’s choice（Rose连连摇头）

　Rose: Oh, no Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!

　Jack: I wish you a happy life Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）

　Rose: You jump, I jump（Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 继续叫救命……）

　（旁白唱my heart will go on,音乐起，全剧终。Jack & Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。）。

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蔡：马董，不好了，我们的马氏美白素被工商查处为不合格产品，正在网上公示呢。

马：什么玩意？莫急莫慌。还有啊，什么马董马董，说了多少遍了，在人面前叫董事长，在办公室就叫大舅！不知道还以为马桶又漏水呢。

蔡：大舅，那咋办呢？

马：换个名字，重新设计一下包装，马上过年了，搞个促销啥的。（看广告宣传画）就改叫虎牌美白精华素！

蔡：咋促销呢？

马：你招的人呢？

蔡：下午有面试的，在500强做过。

马：那给他几张白纸，让他写个策划方案，3000字以上。

（范上）

范：如今工作太难找，前段时间在网上发简历180多份，只接到8个面试电话，其中三个还是不请自来，都号称是国际金融集团，发信用卡，卖保险，非法炒外汇的。最近呢，干脆一个没有，我都以为手机坏了，每天打几下自己的号。经济危机来了，骗子和贼的队伍也扩大了。还得提防那些借着招聘骗钱的，凡是收钱的一概不去。包看好，钱抓牢，手机不要随便给人拿了跑！

（手机短信铃声）感谢您应聘马氏企业国际集团广告策划职位，请今日下午2点到国际大厦18楼面试。

范：这短信发得蛮及时哦，昨天来过电话的。

蔡：你好，马氏国际。

范：你好，我是来面试的。

蔡：是这样，我们有份考题，您先做一下。答完后，这里有媒体采访我们董事长的文章，您要仔细看完。然后我们董事长会亲自面试。

（看完厚厚剪报）

蔡：看完了吗？您这边请。

马：你的方案我看了，确实没想到。

范：没想到？没想到是好还是差啊？

马：我的意思都让你明白了，我还是老板吗？

马：我先介绍下公司情况。马氏集团总部在美国洛杉矶，98年进入中国，02年成立马氏未来实验室公司，致力于生命科学、基因工程和健康美容研究。我们的战略是用3-5年在美国、日本建立5个分公司，用3-5年在中国建立15个分公司，88家核心加盟商，为全球用户提供专业服务。在这样的快速发展过程中，人才是我们最大的渴望，我始终认为，最有价值的一分钟是投资于员工的一分钟。巴菲特说，人生就像滚雪球，重要的是找到很长的坡。相信马氏国际就是你们年轻人成功路上最长的坡。

范：爬坡啊。

马：这是我们公司诚信荣誉奖牌。在全省。。。

范：您等等，不好意思，董事长，诚信试范单位的“试”错了吧？应该是表示的“示”。

马：是吗，哦，可能和你一样，来了后也有试用期的，牌子刚买来，不，刚拿来没几天。你有什么强项？

范：策划。

马：那4万亿知道吗？4后面那么多的零，能给我们策划几个零？

范：那都是国家大项目，估计不行。

马：马氏国际今年的销售将突破8个亿，我们的目标是5年内进入世界五百强！我作为企业领头人，进入那什么斯排行榜，好多年没进那什么斯排行榜了。

范：福布斯？

马：就那斯。公司已经进入上市倒计时！到美国那什么斯巴达克，这是我们上市倒计时2000天庆祝会的照片。

范：纳斯达克？

马：对，进军纳斯达克。

范：您等等，2000天我算算是多少年？

马：甭算了，我们要让地球人都知道马氏国际要上市了，（拿出一个破锣）看，开市敲的锣都备好了。

（拿来锣看）范：有点面熟？耍猴的？

（方案给蔡）马：给应聘设计的，让他按照策划方案做出设计稿，就说考察他的思路对不对。是骡子是马，拉出来遛遛。

马：考考你的观察能力。假如啊，假如，你有巨额财产无法解释清楚时，你怎么说？

范：还有啥，炒房的呗。

马：考考你的反应能力。如果现在窗户外面停着神八飞船，你会进去吗？如果它那能随便去任何一个地方，你会要求它把你带到哪？

范：当然！去哪？洛杉矶？

马：马氏国际在洛杉矶老有名了，出了机场，告诉出租车司机直接去马府。

马：再考考你判断能力。你乘坐电梯上来，一楼到十楼的每层电梯门口都放着一颗钻石，钻石大小不一。每层楼电梯门都会打开一次，只能拿一次钻石，问怎样才能拿到最大的那颗？

范：自己觉着大就赶紧拿吧，万一电梯出故障呢？万一停电呢？

马：你面试回答问题啊一定要停顿2秒，确信明白了我的意思。

蔡：你最后俩问题啥意思？

马：没啥意思，我是让他稀里糊涂地回去。

马：你有啥问题要问？

范：公司年假是怎样的？

马：年假？过年放假啊？当然。

蔡：他说的是带薪年假。

马：带薪？不上班？我还从没接到员工这样的休假申请。在我们全市，周六上班难道你不知道吗？

范：合同是怎样签的呢？

马：一年一签，试用期半年。

范：法律规定，一年合同的话，试用期不能超过2个月。

蔡：新劳动法，三年合同的试用期才能为6个月。

马：那签三年，签十年都没问题，试用期半年。

蔡：签十年满之后就是无固定期限合同了。

马：啊？还有无固定期限？这是哪门子法律。

马：那就三年，在第一年快满时让他自己觉得没意思走人。

蔡：他要是还觉得有意思呢？

马：他要是还觉得有意思，那我就觉得你没意思了。

马：你的想象力咋样？

范：昨晚做了一个奇怪的梦：快过年了，我请人杀头牛，结果杀完后，宰牛的让我拿几块肉走人；我不肯，拿了很多的肉，还坐在那吃了几盘牛肉火锅，最后还剩一些，就给他了。

马：我可能就是宰牛的。你的工资要求？

范：三千以上。

马：我们这个职位呢，年薪十万，折算月薪肯定超过四千了。那今天就先这样，没你啥事了，回去听信。快过年了，工作不好找，花销还少不了。凡是借着招聘收钱的要当心啊。什么开车来接你的，让助手来接你的，让带手提电脑面试的，都要小心手机钱物被抢被骗。

范：谢谢您的提醒。再见。

（范下）（沈上）

沈：董事长，这个待遇和当初您说的咋不一样呢？

马：咋不一样？

沈：当时我问您工资是否按时发放，您说“那当然”。我问您是否考勤很严格，您说“这个看情况，有时也可以灵活”。

马：你肯定记错了，你问我考勤是否很严格，我说那当然。你问我工资是否按时发放，我说这个看情况，有时也可以灵活。

沈：我问您是否有车贴、饭贴就是餐费补贴、交通补贴，您回答说“那还用说，绝对比同行都高！”我问您听说公司加班多，您回答说“不可能，谁告诉你的？”

马：你肯定又记错了。你问我公司是否加班，我告诉你“那还用说，绝对比同行都高！”你问我是否有餐费补贴、交通补贴，我的回答是“不可能，谁告诉你的？”

（沈下）

（电话响）

蔡：大舅，物业说再不交房租和水电费的话，他们就拉闸、搬桌子。咋办？

马：咋办？收拾东西，这地方也住腻了，桌子给他们好了。下午就搬。

蔡：万一有人问呢？

马：就说去敬老院慰问孤寡老人，送温暖，带点被褥、水果啥的。

蔡：物业以后找到咱咋办呢？

马：放心。我在合同上签的是马大师！不是马大帅！跟那个拍老虎的农民学的。

马：快走。

　 英语话剧剧本 （一）

　领衔主演： M: 猪妈妈 P1: 猪哥哥 P2: 猪二哥 P3: 猪弟弟 W: 老狼

　主要演员： B1:小鸟1 B2: 小鸟2 旁白

　故事内容：

　旁白：Long long ago, there were three little pigs with their mother They were very happy and they were very kind to their friends Look! They are coming!

　（情景一：猪妈妈和三只小猪以及朋友们在森林里快乐的玩耍）（加快乐的音乐）（小鸟飞的'音乐）

　B1: Hello! Nice to meet you!

　B2: Nice to meet you, too

　B1: It is a nice morning

　B2: Yes, it is! （猪妈妈和孩子出现）

　M: Come on, babies!

　Pp: We’re coming!

　M: Are you happy today

　Pp: Yes

　M: Do you want to dance

　Pp: Yes Music!（音乐响，猪妈妈和小猪一起跳舞）

　P1: Mom, look! We’re so strong! （伸出胳膊，亮出肌肉，三个小猪比健美）

　P2: Yes, I am strong

　P3: No I am strong!

　M: Yes! Yes! My babies! I think you should have your own house!

　Pp: OK! I ’d love to

　M : You can do it!

　Pp: Yes! We can! Yeah! （做成功的动作）

　旁白：The three little pigs make three houses The first pig built his house with some straw The second pig built his house with some sticks The third pig built his house with some bricks They all think their own house is best! But the wolf is coming! He is very hungry! （音乐）

　W: Gu, gu, gu gu gu I’m very hungry Oh, I sniff the pig’s smell Aha! I have a good idea ! （来到第一只小猪的门前敲们） Little pig, little pig , let me come in!

　P1: No! No! Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin

　W :Then I ’ll huff and I ’ll puff ,and I ’ll blow your house down

　（吹一下，房子倒了，小猪突然发现，吓了一下，逃跑）

　P1: Oh! Help! Help! My brother! Please help me! （迅速进入第二只小猪家，马上关门）

　P1: Close the door! （堵着门）

　P2: What’s the matter Don’t be afraid!

　P1: A wolf A big bad wolf

　W: Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in !

　P1p2: No! No! Not by the hair on our chinny chin chins

　W: Then I ’ll I ’ll huff and I ’ll puff ,and I ’ll blow your house down

　（狼鼓足气吹一下，房子有点摇晃，又吹三下，两只小猪堵着门，挣扎之后，房子倒了）

　（挣扎快跑）

　P1p2: Oh , my god !Let’s run away, run away ! （跑到第三个小猪家的床底下哆嗦）

　P1: The wolf is very strong!

　P2: He wants to eat us!

　P3: My god, help me! （三只小猪都在床底下）

　W: Little pigs, little pigs Let me come in!

　P1P2P3: No! Not by the hair on our chinny chin chins

　W : Open the door! I can get the house down! （吹三下，没动，鼓足又吹三下，迟疑了一下） Why （最后吹三下，开始喘气了，然后倒地）

　P1p3p2 : Yeah ! We are safe! （歌曲幸福歌）

　旁白：The wolf is very angry ! He has a good idea! He climbs the chimney! The birds tell the three little pigs!

　B1B2: My friends! Look at the chimney! （狼爬上了烟囱）

　P1: How to do What shall we do（开始转着跑）

　P2: Mom!Where are you （哭着说）

　P3: Don’t worry! I know, let’s see if we can blow the big bad wolf

　P1p2p3: OK , 123…

　W : Help! No!

　P1p2p3: The wolf is running! We are succeed! Yeah!

　M: My babies You are good boys How clever you are! （结尾曲。）

　旁白：The big bad wolf was blown far away and he was so frightened of the three little pigs, he never came back As for the three pigs, they lived happily ever after in their house made of bricks

　 英语话剧剧本 （二）

　Welcome to The land of Make Believe Perhaps I should tell you this fine town There are a lot of funny-looking people in the Land of Make Believe, some people have long noses, some people have short arms but once upon a time a girl named Cinderella was the funniest

　Scene 1

　Cinderella: （Cinderella enters She has enormous feet She practices a ballet dance She is a bad dancer） I have such enormous feet I look like a seaplane I will never be a dancer I always lose at hopscotch （she tries to hopscotch but falls down）， and I have to buy a sock for every toe （She holds up her socks）。 I hate my feet （The 2 Stepsisters enter They are dancing They are good dancers）from www12educn

　Stepsister 1: HA HA… It’s

　Stepsister 1&2: Cinderella BIGFOOT!

　Stepsister 2: Are you still trying to be a ballet dancer like us

　Stepsister 1: With those feet you look more like a clown than a dancer

　Stepsister 1: Cinderella, bring me my coat! （Cinderella brings her coat Her feet are so big that she trips）

　Stepsister 2: Cinderella, I am thirsty bring me some water （Cinderella brings her water; she trips and spills the water The two stepsisters laugh!!!） You are so clumsy! （They exit）

　Cinderella: （Crying） It’s not fair… Why do I have to have these terrible feet Why can’t I be beautiful and graceful like my stupid stepsisters!

　Mother: （Enters carrying an enormous shoe） Cinderella! You left you shoe in the middle of the street I have told you many times… You cannot go around barefoot Your shoe nearly caused a traffic accident

　Cinderella: But Mother those shoes don’t fit my feet They hurt! I want to wear sneakers!

　Mother: Nonsense You are a young woman And young women do not wear sneakers! These used to be your sister’s shoes

　Cinderella: But they are too small!

　Mother: You should be happy that she gave them to you after I bought her a new pair

　Stepsister 1: （The two stepsisters rush in holding an invitation They are excited） Whew! What is that smell

　Stepsister 2: It’s Cinderella again! （Both sisters hold their noses）

　Stepsister 1: I almost forgot, the ball is today…

　Stepsister2: （Interrupting） In the Kings Palace!

　Stepsister 1: We will meet the prince! Have you ever seen his nose It looks like a skyscraper

　Stepsister 2: Well he may not be handsome

　Stepsister 1 &2: but he is rich! （They laugh together）

　Cinderella: I heard that the prince can smell a pizza from a mile away

　Mother: Let me look at that （She grabs the invitation） Oh my goodness It is today We have a lot of work to do Cinderella will help you get ready

　Cinderella: But, why can’t I go to the ball I want to dance

　Mother: What with those feet You have trouble enough walking You might kill someone while you are dancing It is not safe Now girls please get ready （Mother exits）

　Stepsister 1: Hurry Cinderella… Where is my dress…？

　Stepsister 2: And my dress Bring me my shoes…！

　Cinderella: Yes Yes… （She runs around while the stepsisters order her around… she has difficulty keeping her balance） It is not a difficult task Your dresses are here!

　Stepsister 1: Be careful Cinderella

　Stepsister 2: Your BIG feet are stepping on our dresses! （Cinderella dresses the 2 girls）

　Mother: Now are you ready girls Let’s go!

　Stepsister 1: This is going to be so much fun!

　Stepsister 2: We shall dance all night! （They exit）

　Scene 2

　Cinderella: （Looks depressed） Uhhhhh… Now what should I do I can’t dance… I can barely even walk I wish my feet would disappear （She places a blanket over her feet and she starts to cry Fairy appears）

　Fairy: Why are you crying dear child Please don’t cry!

　Cinderella: I cannot go to the Prince’s ball

　Fairy: But why not You are not that ugly Stand up

　Cinderella: No

　Fairy: Please stand up I want to help you （Cinderella stands The Fairy is shocked by her feet） Oh My God!

　Cinderella: （Starts to cry again）

　Fairy: Oh, Don’t cry my dear I want to help you

　Cinderella: But I don’t have an invitation

　Fairy: Well I can solve that! Zip Zap Zoo… （She waves her magic wand and Cinderella is suddenly wearing a beautiful dress）

　Cinderella: It’s beautiful… （She is very happy… she looks down at her feet and becomes upset） But what about these

　Fairy: Hmmmm… I don’t think that I have any shoes that big… wait a moment… （She waves her wand and giant sneakers appear）

　Cinderella: Sneakers… made of glass! （She does a quick dance… and falls down） Oops… Now, how will I get to the ball I don’t have a carriage

　Fairy: Of course… （She waves her wand and nothing happens She tries again and still nothing appears） Ahhh…Take the bus （She hands Cinderella some change）

　Cinderella: Thank you fairy godmother

　Fairy: One more thing You must be home before midnight

　Cinderella: Sure, sure, bye （They exit）

　Scene 3

　Stepsister 1: Who is that funny looking girl

　Stepsister 2: She looks so familiar （She approached Cinderella） Do we know each other

　Cinderella: （Becomes very nervous She looks away and changes her voice） Ah, no I don’t think so Please excuse me I have to go

　Stepsister 1: What a strange girl…

　Prince: （Suddenly the prince, who has been standing alone picking his large nose, approaches the stepsisters） Wow… what a beautiful girl Who is she （The sisters shrug their shoulders The Prince walks to Cinderella） Hello sexy… （He smells her） You smell great! Wanna dance

　Cinderella: I would love to!

　Prince: Ouch you stepped on my foot!

　Cinderella: （The prince can barely walk） Maybe we better sit down for a moment （Just then the clock strikes 12） Oh my… I’ve got to go!

　Prince: But who are you （The prince shouts as he rubs his feet Cinderella runs away But she leaves behind one giant glass sneaker He picks it up and smells it） I am going to find that girl!

　Scene 4

　Stepsister 1: （The two girls are doing their make-up as they look in the mirror, Cinderella is painting her toenails eavesdropping on their conversation） Have you heard the news Remember that strange looking girl at the ball

　Stepsister 2: Yes…

　Stepsister 1: Well the prince wants to marry her, but he doesn’t know who she is

　Stepsister 2: Then how can he marry her

　Stepsister 1: Well she left her shoe behind

　Stepsister 2: So the Prince will marry whatever woman the shoe fits （Suddenly there is a knock at the door It is the Prince The girls bow as they meet him Cinderella of course falls down because of her feet）

　Prince: （He walks in the room and gives a gigantic sniff） Please ladies sit down （He smells each of their feet before he tries to put the shoe on their foot Cinderella watches from the corner）

　Stepsister 1: It fits!

　Prince: Not quite

　Stepsister 2: It’s mine!

　Prince: Too big! （He puts his nose in the air and starts to smell He sniffs all the way over to Cinderella’s feet）

　Stepsister 1: But she wasn’t at the ball…

　Stepsister 2: Yeah she wasn’t at the ball…

　Prince: Please! （She slips it on）

　Stepsister 1&2: It fits!

　Prince: Will you marry me

　Cinderella: Only if you will marry me

　Prince: I will （He leans in a tries to give Cinderella a kiss, but his nose is too big Finally he kisses her hand）

　THE END

　 英语话剧剧本 （三）

　Scene II

　SETTING: old lady B is at Old lady A’s home

　AT RISE: Old lady A is cooking dumplings Old lady B is knocking at the door

　B:              Anyone home

　A:              （Opens the door） What are you doing hereYou must run away with the other nEighbors or you will be eaten by the monster

　B:              I’m too hungry to run Can you please give me something to eat

　A:              All right, all right

　B:              （Eating dumplings） Why don’t you run away like everyone else

　A:              I want to kill the monster because it ate my husband and children

　B:              But it is too difficult

　A:              I don’t care

　B:              Do you have any method to deal with it

　A:              Um, I don’t know

　B:              In order to thank you for giving me this food, I can teach you how to kill the monster

　A:              ReallyHow

　B:              Well, I know the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noise So we can stick some red papers on the door and make loud noise to frighten it away

　A:              So what are we waiting forLet’s do it now

　B:              You are right!It’s getting darker and darker outside

　Scene III

　SETTNG: Outside A’s home

　AT RISE: The monster shows up in front of A’s home

　Monster:    Ha!Ha!Ha!After one year of sleeping, I’m very hungry now It’s time for me to eat a lot of people Ha!Ha!Ha!It’s too bad that everybody runs away Oh, there is a light in that house, there must be people in it （Knocking on the door） Anybody home I won’t hurt you, just open the door （When it sees the red paper on the door） Oh, my god, it’s the color red, I’m afraid of it Stay away from me

　AB:              （Opens the door, and they are wearing red clothes） You bad monster Now it’s your turn to feel afraid （They beat drums and strike gongs）

　Monster:    Oh, my god~ I can’t take it anymore Please forgive me

　A:                You ate all my family How can I forgive you

　Monster:    I’m sorry I will do anything you say if you only let me go

　B:                I think the monster feels very sorry now

　Monster:    Yes, Yes, I ‘m so sorry

　A:                Well, if you go away and never come back, I will forgive you

　B:                Yes, and never eat people anymore

　Monster:    Ok, I promise you I will never eat people and never come here again （They stop beating drums and striking gongs The monster runs away and never comes back anymore）

　Scene IV

　SETTING: In the village

　AT RISE: A、B、C、D、E are talking

　C:              How did you do it

　A:              B told me the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noises

　D:              Wow!How do you know this（To B）

　B:              Actually, I’m a fairy I’m here to help you fight the monster

　E:              Oh, thank you You really did us a big favor

　B:              You're welcome Now you don’t have to be afraid of this monster anymore （Everyone is happy and clapping thEir hands）

　THE DNE