幸福情侣的英文句子

　恋爱中的人都是幸福的。接下来我为大家整理了一些幸福情侣的英文句子，一起来看看吧!

　幸福情侣的英文句子：

　You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not

　你在时你是一切，你不在时一切是你!

　Do you understand the feeling of missing someone It is just like that you will spend a long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears

　你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。

　For our ever-lasting friendship, send sincere blessings and warm greetings to my friends whom I miss so much

　一份不渝的友谊，执着千万个祝福，给我想念的朋友，温馨的问候。

　You look wonderful tonight,my sweet heart 亲爱的,你今晚真美

　Darling,you know that I can't stop loving you你知道我不能停止爱你

　You are the apple of my eye你是我的掌上明珠,心中挚爱

　I love you,say no more爱你,一切尽在不言中

　Where there is life with you here,there is hope有你就有生活的希望/你是我生活的全部

　I love gazing into your eyes我喜欢凝视你的双眸

　You look stunning/great/fabulous你看上去美极了!

　Meeting you was fate能遇到你是命中注定

　Love you forever爱你到永恒

　How are you getting on I hope that the word will become more beautiful because of you!过得好么希望世界因你而美丽!

　I am too happy to stand faint!

　我要幸福的昏倒了!

　I know you like this song most and I know what you are thinking about ,too, I miss you

　我知道你最喜欢这首歌，我也知道你的心思，我想你。

　I miss you not because of my loneliness but I do feel lonely when I miss you Only when I miss you deeply I feel so lonely

　不是因为寂寞才想你，是因为想你才寂寞。孤独的感觉之所以如此之重，只是因为太想你。

　I miss you so deeply that my love just like a kite has broken its line and won’t stop flying until it reaches you at last

　长长的思念，就像风筝断了线，飘啊飘啊，飘到你的身边。

　I miss you when I am depressed, just as I miss the sunlight in winter; I miss you when I feel happy, just as I miss the shade in the hot sun

　我在忧愁时想你，就像在冬天想太阳;我在快乐时想你，就像在骄阳下想树阴。

　I prefer having your accompanying for life-long time to the short-time tenderness

　我不要短暂的温存，只要你一世的陪伴。

　I send my miss to the scattering stars and wish you a sweet dream under the light shedding through your window

　我想将对你的思念寄予散落的星子，但愿那点点的星光能照进你的窗前，伴你好梦。

　I want that my love to you will turn into bright sunlight so that to warm your heart

　我想将对你的感情化作暖暖的阳光，期待那洒落的光明能温暖你的心房。

　In such a soft and warm season, please accept my sincere blessing and deep concern for you

　在这充满温馨的季节里，给你我真挚的祝福及深深的思念。

　幸福情侣的英文句子精选：

　1、Anything could not have passed，I do not believe happiness，I believe you

　没有什么过不去，我不相信幸福，我相信你。

　2、I didn't cry because it is over，but suddenly learned to miss it

　我没有哭泣啊，只是突然学会了思念而已。

　3、Those that have gone won't come back againThose coming back are no longer perfect

　过去的不再回来，回来的不再完美。

　4、Happiness is just on my hands，and even lost sense of direction，but still not afraid

　幸福就是只要牵对了手，就算失去了方向感，但仍然不会害怕。

　5、Sometimes words cannot express the burden of our heart

　有时候，心中所承受之重是无法用言语来表达的。

　6、One day someone will walk into your life，then you realize love was always worth waiting for

　有一天那个人走进了你的生命，你就会明白，真爱总是值得等待的。

　7、If you remember me，then I don't care if everyone else forgets

　只要你记得我，我不介意整个世界都把我遗忘了。

　8、Some people will never be forgotten while some are always substitutes

　有些人永远不会被遗忘，有些人永远只是代替品。

　9、I pretend I don't care you，but still I feel the pain

　我假装不在乎你，但痛的是我自己。

　10、If two people are meant to be together，eventually they will find their way back

　如果两个人注定在一起，最终他们总会找到重温旧梦的路。

I Wasn't Asleep

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered

"Not asleep But you had your eyes closed"

"I know I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car"

我没有睡着

当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”

“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”

“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

The poor husband

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong

可怜的丈夫

“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”Where is the father

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings

"Look," said the elder brother "How nice these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children Where is the father"

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures"

父亲在哪儿？

兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”

“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”

哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”

Does the dog know the proverb, too

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite"

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too"

狗也知道这个谚语吗？

一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”

“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”

一 Can we have our teacher back？

Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back"

能让我们的老师回去吗？

有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢？”

二 Who's More Polite

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down

谁更有礼貌？

一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。

三 Expensive Price

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction

Dentist: I usually do But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office

昂贵的代价

牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

母亲：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀？

牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了

A man was hit by a cab in the street He was brought to the hospital His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill" "I am afraid that he is dead"said the doctor,

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead I'm still alive" "Be quiet, "said the wife "the doctor knows better than you!"

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害"医生说:"我怕他已经死了"听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着"妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多"

The busis very crowdedAman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him

"Hey,let me get on the bus"the man shouts

"It's too crowdedYou'd better take the next bus"a passenger says to him

"But you can't go withou meI'm the driver"the man says

公共汽车上很拥挤一位男士想上车,但是没有人给他让路

"喂,让我上车!"那位男士喊道

"车太挤了,你最好坐下一辆"车上的一位乘客对他说

"但是没有我你们走不了我是司机!"那位男士说道

One day, a father and his little son were going home At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk"

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny Where did you find the cheese" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

1 找情侣之间爱情英文句子

I love you forever 我永远爱你

Loving you my dear 亲爱的，我爱你

I can't live without you 我不能没有你

I need you my love 我的爱，我需要你

You are my all 你是我的全部

You are my life你是我生命的全部

I love you more than I can say 我爱你胜过用任何言语来表达

2 求英文表达爱意的句子

1) Do you have a map Because I just keep losing in your eyes 你有地图么？因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了 2) Meeting you was fate,and falling in love with you was out of my control 遇见你是命运的安排而爱上你是我情不自禁 3) No man or woman is worth your tears and the one who is,won't make your cry 没人值得你为ta流泪，真正爱你的人不会让你哭泣 4) There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you我早上愿意醒来为两个理由： 闹钟和你 5) You are everything to me, and I was so blessed when god sent you here for me 你是我的一切，我是如此幸运上帝让你来到我身边 6) In spite of you and me and the silly world going to pieces around us,I love you 哪怕是世界末日，我都会爱你 7) If I could rearrange the alphabet,I'd put Y and I together 如果我能重新来排列字母，我要把Y（你）跟I（我）在一起 8) It's not being in love that makes me happy, but is being in loving with you 不是恋爱的感觉让我幸福而是爱上你的感觉让我幸福 9) There are 4 steps to happiness: 1 you 2 me 3 our hearts 4 together 通过四步就能幸福1 你2 我3 我们的心4 在一起 10) Love you so I don`t wanna go to sleep, for reality is better than a dream 爱你，所以不想入睡，因为真实比梦境还要美丽 1、想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。

It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words 2、你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。 Do you understand the feeling of missing someone It is just like that you will spend a long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears 3、我知道你最喜欢这首歌，我也知道你的心思，我想你。

I know you like this song most and I know what you are thinking about ,too, I miss you 4、常常想起曾和你在一起的那些日子。开心、快乐、幸福、失落、伤心、痛苦的所有日子。

很想你，很想你…… Those days when we were together appear in my mind time after time, because they were so joyful, happy, blest, disappointing, sad and painful I miss you ,and miss you so much…… 5、你知道么，有个人时时想念着你，惦记你，你含笑的眼睛，象星光闪闪，缀在我的心幕上，夜夜亮晶晶。 Do you know there is someone thinking of you and caring you all the time Your smiling eyes are just like the sparkling stars hanging on the curtain of my heart 6、心要让你听见，爱要让你看见，不怕承认对你有多眷恋；想你的时候，盼你能收到我的真情留言！ Listening to my heart beating Seeing how much I love you ,I dare to admit how much I love you When thinking of you, I hope you can receive the passionate words I left for you! 7、千万个思念，在空气中凝固。

扬起风吹向你，带着我的祝福，寂寞我不在乎，你快乐我就满足，想你是我的幸福！ Thousand of time I have thought of you My heart is going high into the air and flying with my blessing towards you I don't care loneliness I am satisfied when you are happy and I am happy when I think of you! 8、不是因为寂寞才想你，是因为想你才寂寞。孤独的感觉之所以如此之重，只是因为太想你。

I miss you not because of my loneliness but I do feel lonely when I miss you Only when I miss you deeply I feel so lonely 9、长长的思念，就像风筝断了线，飘啊飘啊，飘到你的身边。 I miss you so deeply that my love just like a kite has broken its line and won't stop flying until it reaches you at last 10、好想，好想你！如果清风有情，请带去我对你的思念，这一生都为你牵挂；如果白云有意，请带去我对你的爱恋，生生世世都愿和你共缠绵！ Oh, How much I miss you! If the passionate refreshing breeze knows my heart, it can tell you that I miss you and care you for my life's time If graceful white cloud knows my heart, it can tell you I love you and would be together with you forever 11、一份不渝的友谊，执着千万个祝福，给我想念的朋友，温馨的问候。

For our ever-lasting friendship, send sincere blessings and warm greetings to my friends whom I miss so much 12、在这快乐分享的时刻，思念好友的时刻，美梦成真的时刻，祝你—新年快乐，佳节如意！ Wish you a happy new year and a good fortune in the coming year when we will share our happiness, think of our good friends, and our dreams come true! 13、但愿会在梦中再见到我心爱的女孩！ Wish to meet my angle again lovely girl in my dream! 14、难道你怕一个深爱着你的痴情儿？ Do you fear a love fool who is loving you so deeply 15、我要幸福的昏倒了！ I am too happy to stand faint! 16、月亮代表我的心！ The moonlight stands for my heart! 17、过得好么？希望世界因你而美丽！ How are you getting on I hope 。

3 形容爱情的英文短句

1You never know how strong you really are until being strong is the only choice you have。

不到没有退路之时，你永远不会知道自己有多强大。

2You cannot change what you refuse to confront。

你不去面对又怎么能去改变呢。

3No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn't trying。

无论你犯了多少错，或者你进步得有多慢，你都走在了那些不曾尝试的人的前面。

4Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain。

生活不是等待暴风雨过去，而是要学会在雨中跳舞。

5Letting go doesn't mean that yo u're a quitter It doesn't mean that you lost It just means that you realize in that moment that's it's time to let go and move on。

放手不代表放弃，不代表你输了。那只代表你知道在那一刻你该放手了，然后继续生活。

6If you are passionate about something, pursue it, no matter what anyone else thinks That's how dreams are achieved。

如果你想要什么，那就勇敢地去追求，不要管别人是怎么想的，因为这就是实现梦想的方式。

7Give up worrying about what others think of you What they think isn't important What is important is how you feel about yourself。

不要为别人怎么看你而烦恼。别人的看法并不重要，重要的是你怎么看待你自己。

8You can learn great things from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them。

当你不再急于否认错误时，你就学到了重要的一课。

9Never let success get to your head, and never let failure get to your heart。

不要让成功冲昏了头脑，也不要把失败记在心里。

10Life is short and you deserve to be happy。

生命苦短，你应该过得开心些。

4 关于爱情的的英文短句

里的 借用仅供参考1、想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。

It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words。2、你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。

Do you understand the feeling of missing someone It is just like that you will spend a long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears。3、难道你怕一个深爱着你的痴情儿？Do you fear a love fool who is loving you so deeply4、我要幸福的昏倒了！I am too happy to stand faint!5、月亮代表我的心！The moonlight stands for my heart!6、过得好么？希望世界因你而美丽！How are you getting on I hope that the word will become more beautiful because of you!7、你在时你是一切，你不在时一切是你！You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not。

8、人生的悲哀是你遇上了一个对你很重要的人，他是你的一切。然而，你却没有办法留住他 A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go9、爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。

Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存 感激。

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。Life is apure flame,and we live by an invisible sun within us 生命是一束纯净的火焰，我们依靠自己内心看不见的太阳而存在。

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you 在你尝试了解他人和盼望他人了解你之前，先把你变成一个更好的人和了解自己的人。I suddenly feel myself like a doll,acting all kinds of joys and sorrows There are lots of shining siliery thread on my back,controlling all my action 我突然就觉得自己像个华丽的木偶，演尽了所有的悲欢离合， 可是背上总是有无数闪亮的银色丝线，操纵 我的哪怕一举手一投足I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

Never frown, even when you are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。I love you not for whom you are, but who I am when I 'm by your side 我爱你并不是因为你是谁，而是因为我在你身边的时候我是谁。

No person deserves your tears, and who deserves them won't make you cry 没有人值得你流泪，值得你流泪的人是不会让你哭的。Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish,it doesn't mean you're not loved with all his/her being 只因为某人不如你所愿爱你，并不意味着你不被别人所爱。

The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her 错过一个人最可怕的方式就是坐在他/她的身旁，你却知道永远都不会拥有他/她。Never stop smiling, not even when you're sad,someone might fall in love with your smile 永远都不要停止微笑，即使是在你难过的时候，说不定有人会因为你的笑容而爱上你。

You may only be a person in this world,but for someone,you're the world 你可能只是实际上的一个人，但对于某人来说，你就是全世界。Maybe God wants you to meet many 。

5 表达爱意的英文句子有哪些

1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you

我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them

失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile

纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you

不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have

爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to

不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful

在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。

10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened

不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有

6 写给女朋友的英文短语

你好，很高兴回答你的问题，我给你推荐的英文短语，望采纳

I read an artical on the internet today, and thought it was worth reading, so I put it up to share with you Nevertheless, the love affair between Zhengning Yang and Fan Weng is so controversial, and this love letter sent by Fan might interest you greatly Another thing that impressed me a lot is the interpretation, amazing too! So the letter is as follows:

Cold here, icy cold there You belong to neither, leaves have witheredYour face is pale and blue, a tearful smile Something in your eyes,whispers words of last good-bye My heart sinks down, tears surge out

此处冷，彼处更冷。枯叶凋零，君属何人。君面惨淡忧郁，含泪而笑。君热泪盈眶，喃喃自语，难言再见。妾心沉落，泪涌似涛。

Hot summer Cheerful Cocktail You took my hand We fled into another world You sat by my side, long hair tied behind, cool and killing Smile floating on the lemonade, soft and smooth How I was amazed Your face looked like the cover of the magazine My head spin Youled my hand, danced along the crazy theme

酷夏。仍忆鸡尾酒会。君执妾手，共享二人世界。君坐妾之侧，长发束于脑后，英姿勃发。笑容荡漾。妾讶君面尤类杂志封面。旋转，君执妾手，疯狂舞曲。

Light vied with wine, elegance mixed with fragrance, laughing covered by greetings, the crowed was busy at handshaking You stood there, eyes on me I trembled at the sparkles, brighter than the light A masterpiece from God, I felt di We were not near, yet we were together

灯酒相辉，芳雅相应，祝辞笑声此起彼伏，芸芸皆劳碌于握手。君站立一旁，美目探妾。妾莹灯下颤颤而立。此必上帝之杰作，使晕眩。虽妾与君相隔甚远，然心相近。

7 不同的表达夫妻相爱的英语句子

相敬如宾

(of husband and wife) to be always courteous to each other like "guests";

respect each other like guests;

proper respect and concern between husband and wife;

treat each other with the respect due to guest;

8 英语有哪些表达爱的好短句子含蓄

After predestining in the previous life,just to change this life the one slip away

汉语：前世的五百次回眸才换来今生的擦肩而过

想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨

It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words

你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪

Do you understand the feeling of missing someone It is just like that you will spend a long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears

能笑死人的100条英文笑话如下：

1、Does He Bite

Reggie:We have got a new dog Would you like to come around and play withhim

Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite

Reggie: That's what I want to find out

里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗？

罗恩：嗯，我不知道一它咬人吗？

里基：这正是我想要查明的。

2、Two Pieces of Cake

Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please

Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two!

汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗

妈妈：当然可以拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！

3、 Not too Bad

Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show"

"No, but I am encouraged," he replied"Somebody stole one"

“你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？”

“没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，”他回答说，“有人偷走了一幅。”

1 求15个关于爱情的英语唯美句子以及中文翻译

1) Love is not geting but giving

爱是付出，不是占有。

2) A heart the loves is alwasys young

有爱的心的永远年轻。

3) If you love the life you live,you will live a life of love

如果你爱你的生活，你的生活就会充满爱。

4) Love makes the world go around

爱让世界转动。

5) Love cures people both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it

爱能医人奉献者和接受者皆然。

6) Where there is great love there are great miracles

哪里有爱，哪里就有奇迹。

7) Ive dicided to stick to loveHates is too great a burden to bear

我决定要不断的给予爱，恨是不能承受的负担。

8) The love we give away is the only love we keep

我们付出的爱是我们唯一长久拥有的爱。

9) I just wish someday and somehow,We can be back together, Together well stay, Always and forever

我只希望有那么一天，不管怎样；我们能重新在一起；相依相伴，直到永远！

10) A joyful heart is the inevitable result of a heart burning with love

内心只要有爱在燃烧，就不然有快乐。

2 关于爱情的英文句子

1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you

我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them

失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile

纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you

不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have

爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to

不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful

在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。

10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened

不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有

呵呵，还是英语的

3 关于感情的英文句子

all shall be well, jack shall have gill （有情人终成眷属） So,don't envy other people because happiness is always nearly！ （不要光羡慕别人，因为快乐和幸福就围绕在你身边，唾手可得。

） Instead,life is like a revolving door。when it closes,it also opens！ （其实，生活就像是一道旋转门，它在关闭这扇门的同时，也为你打开了另一扇门。）

Pressure and challenges are all an opportunity for me to rise！ （压力和挑战都是我崛起的机会。 ） There is no smoke without fire。

（无风不起浪。） The darkest hour is before the dawn。

（最黑暗的时间过去了就是黎明。）。

4 跪求有关爱情幸福的英文句子

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1好想，好想你！如果清风有情，请带去我对你的思念，这一生都为你牵挂；如果白云有意，请带去我对你的爱恋，生生世世都愿和你共缠绵！ Oh, How much I miss you! If the passionate refreshing breeze knows my heart, it can tell you that I miss you and care you for my life's time If graceful white cloud knows my heart, it can tell you I love you and would be together with you forever 2常常想起曾和你在一起的那些日子。开心、快乐、幸福、失落、伤心、痛苦的所有日子。

很想你，很想你…… Those days when we were together appear in my mind time after time, because they were so joyful, happy, blest, disappointing, sad and painful I miss you ,and miss you so mach…… 3千万个思念，在空气中凝固。扬起风吹向你，带着我的祝福，寂寞我不在乎，你快乐我就满足，想你是我的幸福！ Thousand of time I have thought of you My heart is going high into the air and flying with my blessing towards you I don't care loneliness I am satisfied when you are happy and I am happy when I think of you! 4想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。

It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words 5我不知道我是否真的爱，但是我知道我不能没有你，如果地球将要毁灭，那么我要告诉你“你是我唯一想见的人”。 I don't know whether I really love you, but I know I cannot lose you If the earth is going to be destroyed I want to tell you that you are the only one I want to see 6遇上一个人要一分钟的时间，喜欢一个人只需一小时的时间，爱上一个人要一天的时间，可要我忘记你却要用上一生的时间。

I can meet a person in a minute, like a person in an hour and love a person in a day, but it will take me a whole life to forget you7正是因为爱才悄悄的躲开，躲开的是身影，躲不开的是默默的情怀；今天我终于鼓起勇气，向你表达我的爱。 Because of loving you so much that I stood aside Although my figure left you away, my heart didn't Today I have made up my mind to say “I love you” 8不同的时间，不同的地点，不同的人群，相同的只有你和我；时间在变，空间在变，不变的只有对你无限的思念！ You and I remains the same in different time, at different places,among different people; time is changing, space is changing and everything is changing except my miss to you！ 本文来自：短信大全（ 。

5 关于爱情的的英文短句

里的 借用仅供参考1、想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。

It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words。2、你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。

Do you understand the feeling of missing someone It is just like that you will spend a long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears。3、难道你怕一个深爱着你的痴情儿？Do you fear a love fool who is loving you so deeply4、我要幸福的昏倒了！I am too happy to stand faint!5、月亮代表我的心！The moonlight stands for my heart!6、过得好么？希望世界因你而美丽！How are you getting on I hope that the word will become more beautiful because of you!7、你在时你是一切，你不在时一切是你！You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not。

8、人生的悲哀是你遇上了一个对你很重要的人，他是你的一切。然而，你却没有办法留住他 A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go9、爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。

Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之后，你仍然珍惜对方。Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存 感激。

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。Life is apure flame,and we live by an invisible sun within us 生命是一束纯净的火焰，我们依靠自己内心看不见的太阳而存在。

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you 在你尝试了解他人和盼望他人了解你之前，先把你变成一个更好的人和了解自己的人。I suddenly feel myself like a doll,acting all kinds of joys and sorrows There are lots of shining siliery thread on my back,controlling all my action 我突然就觉得自己像个华丽的木偶，演尽了所有的悲欢离合， 可是背上总是有无数闪亮的银色丝线，操纵 我的哪怕一举手一投足I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

Never frown, even when you are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。I love you not for whom you are, but who I am when I 'm by your side 我爱你并不是因为你是谁，而是因为我在你身边的时候我是谁。

No person deserves your tears, and who deserves them won't make you cry 没有人值得你流泪，值得你流泪的人是不会让你哭的。Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish,it doesn't mean you're not loved with all his/her being 只因为某人不如你所愿爱你，并不意味着你不被别人所爱。

The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her 错过一个人最可怕的方式就是坐在他/她的身旁，你却知道永远都不会拥有他/她。Never stop smiling, not even when you're sad,someone might fall in love with your smile 永远都不要停止微笑，即使是在你难过的时候，说不定有人会因为你的笑容而爱上你。

You may only be a person in this world,but for someone,you're the world 你可能只是实际上的一个人，但对于某人来说，你就是全世界。Maybe God wants you to meet many 。

6 关于爱情的英语短句

一、If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me 如果没有相等的爱，那就让我爱多一些吧。

二、It is universally ackonwledged that you are indispensible to me 全世界都知道你是我不可或缺的。 三、I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。

四、Think of you every day,your company,happiness is so natural想你的每一天，都有你陪伴，幸福是那么的自然。 五、My heart beats for you every day I am inspired by you every minute, and I worry about you every second It is wonderful to have you in my life 每一天都为你心跳，每一刻都被你感动，每一秒都为你担心，有你的感觉真好。

六、Love, so soft and warm beside me, If I were to give my heart, It would have to be to you Ed Walter爱，围绕在我的身边，如此温柔，如此温馨；如果我要奉献我的心，那它只属于你。 七、Love is not a matter of counting the days It's making the days count爱情不是数着日子过去，它让每个日子都变得有意义。

八、first impression of you is most lasting 对你最初的印象，久久难以忘怀。 九、Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning和你在一起就像在一个清爽的早晨漫步。

十、There's always that one song that brings back old memories 总有那么一首歌，让你陷入深深的回忆。 十一、Passionate love is a quenchless thirst热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。

十二、love understands love; it needs no talk 相爱的心息息相通，无需用言语倾诉。 十三、Your own taste,let my heart closely rely on你的专属的味道，让我的心紧紧依靠。

十四、Love's tongue is in the eyes爱情的话语全在双眼之中。 十五、love me little and love me long 不求情意绵绵，但求天长地久。

十六、Precious things are very few in this world That is the reason there is just one you在这世上珍贵的东西总是罕有，所以这世上只有一个你。 十七、To the world you may be just one person To the person you may be the world对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界。

十八、Bing single means that you are strong enough and patient to wait for the one who deseres you单身意味着你足够坚强，有足够的耐心去等待值得拥有你的那个人。 十九、It looks like you already know deep in my heart你那熟悉的模样已经深深烙印我心中。

二十、The love we give away is the only love we keep我们付出的爱是我们唯一长久拥有的爱。

7 关于爱情的英文美句有哪些

10句经典 （1）Iloveyounotbecauseofwhoyouare,butbecauseofwhoIamwhenIamwithyou。

我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。 （2）Nomanorwomanisworthyourtears,andtheonewhois,won'tmakeyoucry。

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 （3）Theworstwaytomisssomeoneistobesittingrightbesidethemknowingyoucan'thavethem。

失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。 （4）Neverfrown,evenwhenyouaresad,becauseyouneverknowwhoisfallinginlovewithyoursmile。

纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。 （5）Totheworldyoumaybeoneperson,buttoonepersonyoumaybetheworld。

对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。 （6）Don'twasteyourtimeonaman/woman,whoisn'twillingtowastetheirtimeonyou。

不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。 （7）Justbecausesomeonedoesn'tloveyouthewayyouwantthemto,doesn'tmeantheydon'tloveyouwithalltheyhave。

爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。 （8）Don'ttrysohard,thebestthingscomewhenyouleastexpectthemto。

不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。 （9）MaybeGodwantsustomeetafewwrongpeoplebeforemeetingtherightone,sothatwhenwefinallymeettheperson,wewillknowhowtobegrateful。

在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。 （10）Don'tcrybecauseitisover,smilebecauseithappened。

不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

8 给男友的英文情话短句有哪些 写给男友的英文唯美情话

1、Do you understand the feeling of missing someone It is just like that you will spend a long 1 hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。

2、First impression of you is most lasting对你最初的印象，久久难以忘怀。

3、I didn't stop thinking about you all day 我整天都在想你。

4、I love you not because of who you are,but because of who I am when I am with you我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

如果我在路上与你擦肩而过 没有与你打招呼，不是因为我装高傲，玩清高，耍大牌。。是因为。。。。。。。我没带眼镜。

和老婆躺在床上看电视，眼看着老婆就要睡着了，我推了她一把，说：“睡了吗？”老婆说：“没呢，看着呢。”我说：“那你去给我煮碗面吧，我饿了。”老婆说：“你刚刚说什么？”我说：“让你给我煮碗面。”老婆说：“不是这句，前一句”我说：“你睡了吗？”老婆：“睡了。。。

在路上碰见个外国友人，背着旅行包跟我说：“我想看胸毛。”我一愣，问他：“在这里吗？”“对，你们的胸毛很漂亮！”想不到一帅小伙竟有这样的癖好，我犹豫了下当街脱掉了上衣，卧槽他惊惧地看我一眼！跑掉了！事后回想了下他可能是要去动物园吧，呵呵好歹老子也是考过四级的你说PANDA会死啊？

现在的女生真难伺候，生气了就傻站在大马路上，怎么哄也哄不好。我说给你买束花吧，不理我；我说带你去看**吧，不理我；我说我们去吃好吃的，还是不理我。后来他男朋友过来了说：“麻痹的你谁呀？！”

半夜睡不着，爬起床来走到客厅抽支烟，发现一只蟑螂，于是跟它聊了很长时间，把我对生活的看法，对上司的不爽，生活的压力，压榨的发泄给它听，烟抽完了，于是我狠狠一脚踩死了它，没办法，它知道的太多了。。。

我有一个比我还胖三十多斤的朋友跟我说他感到世界失去了色彩，原因是，他有一日没有禁住诱惑，犯脑残从电视购物里买了个电动减肥腰带，号称里面有好多他妈的瘦身马达，能嘟噜嘟噜的震，还能震出油来，特别超爽新体验。但到货后发现，腰带不够长。

上次唱K，我挺喜欢的姑娘喝了一杯啤酒，就不胜酒力发晕让旁边的帅哥送回去了。这是个好办法，于是昨天我又把姑娘约出来吃饭，喝了一斤半白的。我都吐了，姑娘压根没事还帮我打车。开始的时候我闹不明白才几日不见她酒量如此突飞猛进，后来无意间照了照镜子，一下子想通了好多事。

晚上睡觉睡着需要1个小时。无聊时睡觉睡着需要30分钟。上课时睡觉睡着需要10分钟。写作业时睡觉睡着需要5分钟。早上关闹钟再躺下时睡着只需半秒钟。。。同感的举手

发烧了，去医院打点滴，护士扎了好几次都扎歪了，她很抱歉地说：「大哥不好意思啊，我新来实习的」看她长得怪可爱的，我摆摆手：「没事没事」。旁边血流如注的大爷说：「又没扎你你当然没事」！

小明过河，不小心把他的山寨机掉到了河里，正着急呢，河神冒了出来，先后拿出一台galaxy S4，一台iphone 5问这是不是他掉的，小明很诚实的拒绝了，最后河神把三台手机都给了他。小李听了很羡慕，第二天把自己的诺基亚扔到了河里，不一会儿，河神的尸体冒了出来。

追一个女孩很久了，今天终于成功了，女孩问我什么感觉，我说觉得有点不敢相信，她说：傻瓜，不信你捏自己脸，我照做了，然后我醒了。。。

追一个女孩很久了，今天终于成功了，女孩问我什么感觉，我说觉得有点不敢相信，她说：傻瓜，不信你捏自己脸，我照做了，然后我醒了。。。

想你，不知道分手这么久你过得怎么样，有没有人像我一样爱你。你总是长不大，需要别人照顾，就连过马路也会忘记看红绿灯一定要别人牵着你才安全。其实没什么重要得事，就是想告诉你我考下驾照了，以后出门注意点。

看见一对情侣吵架，女孩发脾气甩包走了，冲出去不远脚步慢下来走几步就回头看。那男的也不着急，捡起包在后面慢慢走。路过一个煎饼摊，男的停了下来，对着女孩大声喊：傻逼，你要加几个鸡蛋？不远处回答：俩。。。

1、英语笑话（一）  

老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”   

小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet   

老师说：Go ahead  

小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet   

老师说：Go ahead  

小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？   

小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊！   

2、英语笑话（二）  

某日刘洪涛遇到外宾，上前搭话曰：I am hong tao liu，外宾曰：我TM还是方片七呢！   

3、英语笑话（三）  

江青会见外宾，要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻，不许走样。外宾一见到江青，立刻拍马屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful" 翻译照翻，江青心花怒 放，嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里，哪里”。  

翻译不敢怠慢，把江青的话翻成英文："Where Where" 外宾一愣，还有这样的人，追问哪里漂亮的，干脆马屁拍到底："Everywhere, everywhere"  

翻译：“你到处都很漂亮。”江青更高兴了，但总是要客气一下：“不见得，不见得”。翻译赶紧翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see"  

4、英语笑话（四）   

话说某年某月的某一天，叁个神箭手约在一起比箭，目标是十尺外仆人头上的苹果。A神箭手挽弓长射，咻一声，利箭正中苹果。A高傲的昂起下巴，比出一根大 拇指道：「I AM后羿！」  

B神箭手照本宣科，射中苹果，这回他自大的喊了一句：「I AM丘比特！」  

轮到C了，他也挽弓，利箭射出！ 结果正中仆人的心脏。就听他结结巴巴好久才吐出一句：「IIIAMSORRY」   

5、英语笑话（五）  

某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞， 忙说：I am sorry   

老外应道：I am sorry too   

某人听后又道：I am sorry three   

老外不解，问：What are you sorry for   

某人无奈，道：I am sorry five 

6、英语笑话（六）  

一位来自日本的旅客，坐出租车去机场的路上，看到一辆汽车经过，就说：“oh，TOyOTA！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”又有一辆经过，他又说： “oh，NISSAN！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”司机有点不高兴，觉得他太吵了！当第三辆经过时，他还是说：“oh，HONDA！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”  

后来到了机场，那个日本人就问：“How Much？”出租车司机说：“1000！”  

日本人惊奇的问司机：“为什么那么贵？”出租车司机回答说：“oh，mileometer（计 程表）！Made in Japan! It is very fast！” 

7、英语笑话（七）  

传说克林顿和教皇同一天去世，上帝搞错了，把克林顿送上了天堂，而把教皇送入了 地狱。发现错误后上帝马上改了回来，路上二人相遇。 精彩继续教皇：感谢上帝，我终于能见到圣母玛利亚了（Virgin Maria） 克林顿（坏笑中）：Sorry，it"s too late 

8、英语笑话（八） 

小强去看**，到了**售票处，发现一个老外和售票**连说带比得好半天，就自告奋勇的上前做翻译，售票**说：麻烦你告诉她，现在坐票售完了只剩下站票，如果要看要站着看。  

小强转头就对老外说：no sit see, stand see if see stand see 

老外回答说:Sorry I don’t understand your English  

小强就对售票**说：哦，他说他不懂英文

踩了一个老外的脚，为了显示咱国家是有名的礼仪之邦，就先SORRY啦，老外更是礼貌有加，就来个sorry too 

twothe chinese puzzled恩，咱中国人还不是得礼尚往来？！~那就I am sorry three~   这下老外蒙了，一句what are you sorry for 

晕，还有完没完啊，还FOUR？！~哼，偶跟你卯上了，Iam sorry five~(who怕 who？！~） 

9、英语笑话（九） 

我朋友在南大看到一非洲老外：“hello，你妈是猴儿。”老外用纯正的天津话说：“你妈是大猩猩！” 

10、英语笑话（十） 

"Are we poisonous" the young snake asked his mother  "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask"  "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "                     

“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”  “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

欢乐简短的英语笑话句子

　英文中的笑话也不可小觑，我整理了地道的英文笑话，助你开心学英语。

　1好客

　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese

　2改错别句

　T: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" S: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field T: How S: Ladies first

　3任意按键

　"My computer is telling me to press any key to continue Where is the 'any' key"

　4不能见医生

　One day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the hospital Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you Hamid: Tell him, I can't see him I'm sick

　5悲痛的哀悼者

　A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die Why did you have to die”

　6咬自己的右眼

　A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye" The bartender says, "Yeah, right! I've never seen anyone do that!" So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it The angry bartender

　7取而代之

　An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor "So, what is it" grumbled the governor "Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place"

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