男女生吵架的剧本 健康 初中 后来女生哭了

就是编故事呗，具体的没法帮你，但能给你一个思路，老套的是男女生因为恋爱吵架之类，你可以想象丰富些，比如男生是因为爱女生，所以才训她，可以是这样，高三了，开始填报志愿，男女双方互有好感的纯情关系，女生成绩好，男生成绩差，女生为了以后能和男生在一起，填志愿的时候填了和男生一样的不好的学校，男生知道后很生气又很感动之类的，反正要曲折嘛

1、决定两只猫的角色特点、性格和背景，这有助于你塑造角色并定义他们之间的关系。

2、开始写出两只猫之间的对话和动作，他们可以通过咆哮、叫喊、挥舞爪子等方式来表达愤怒、不满或挑衅。确保对话具有情绪和紧张感。

Friends 里有不少~~都很幽默~~

我挑了一段~第一季的~Ross 和Rachel 因为猴子跑了而吵架~~那时候他们还只是朋友~~呵呵~~

希望对你有用~~

The One Where the Monkey Gets Away

Opening Credits

[Scene: Central Perk, Monica enters with some mail]

Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven

Rachel: Thank you (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!

Monica: Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any

Rachel: Oh Right Oh great

Monica: What is it

Rachel: Country club newsletter My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!

Monica: Barry who you almost

Rachel: Barry who I almost

Monica: And Mindy, your maid of

Rachel: Mindy, my maid of Oh!

Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy Wow, she is pretty (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky To have had a friend like you

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese]

Ross: Marcel Bring me the rice, c'mon Bring me the rice, c'mon Good boy Good boy C'mere, gimme the rice (Marcel brings the rice) Thank you, good boy Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the' (Rachel ignores him) 'Bring me the' and- Rach

Rachel: What

Ross: Hi

Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry Oh, this is so stupid! I mean, I gave Barry up, right I should be happy for them! I am, I'm happy for them

Ross: Really

Rachel: No Oh, oh, I guess it would be different if I were- with somebody

Ross: Whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, 'Forget relationships! I'm done with men!' The whole, uh, penis embargo

Rachel: Oh, I don't know I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual

Ross: Wait-wait I, I got it I was there

小军：“今天我竟然和母老虎一起扫地，悲哀，实在是悲哀 。”小丽：“你悲哀个屁，和你扫地我不疯才怪，两分钟一趟厕所，三分钟就要买吃，四分钟就要睡觉”小军：“你这样夸奖我我都不好意思了。”小丽：“去死。”男；我们两分界，女；最好。一片叶子落在中间，谁也不愿意去扫，你的，你的，你的，你看着办 名字自己想，后面比较乱，看着办。

母亲提着儿子最喜欢吃的水果回到家，看到正在打王者毒药的儿子，气不打一出来，大吼一句，一天天就知道打游戏，打游戏能吃饭啊还是能赚钱啊，一天天没事干，游手好闲，给我把手机关了，儿子回过头，妈你不要啰嗦了，烦死了影响我玩，母亲气饱了，东西一甩，我今天就不信治不了你，跑过去把电源上网路由器断了，儿子气的手机一甩，妈你干嘛啊，我正在玩了，白玩了，老妈说我就关了怎么了，儿子摔门而走

两女生吵架的原因，原来是因为抢一个男人，而反目成仇，开始吵架，男人发现自己是那么的有魅力，想劝架，显示出自己的魅力，让自己更耀眼，所以去劝架，夹在中间，女甲问女乙问。突然冒出个像神父一般的爱情整事大叔，说了一句话，其实把这个男的拿来打一顿，不仅可以消气，还可以让你们两个和好，不用争夺这个男人。两女的认为可行，就把男的打了一顿