一首英文歌的MV 一个男人骑自行车出车祸JJ掉了

我知道一个加拿大的歌手Jon Lajoie，全名是Jonathan Lajoie。他唱了一首大意就是你描述的这样的歌，名字叫“史上最蛋疼的歌”，优酷应该能搜到MV。

I can see it in your eyes girl

That you're in the mood for love

So I light some candles, pour some wine

Come sit down on the rug

But there's something I must tell you, babe

Before we take this step

Something about me girl

That you do not know yet

I have no penis

It was torn off

In a bicycle accident

In nineteen ninety nine

I also lost one testicle

So all I have is a weird uni-ball

And a rubber tube, between my legs

But babe, I can love you in different ways

I'll make love to you with the rubber tube

That I use for urinating

I'll just tape two Popsicle sticks around it

Make it easier for penetrating

And having only one ball

Isn't always a bad thing

It's like a pool ball in a pillow case

It's like a cherry on a sundae

'Cause girl

I have no penis

I have no cock

If it looks like I have a ball

Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock

Girl, I know that you're afraid

But I promise, baby, if you stay

I'll put a cucumber in the microwave

And babe, I will love you in different

ways

Just because I don't have a cock

it doesn't mean I can't rock

Just because I don't have a cock

it doesn't mean I can't rock

Just because I don't have a cock

it doesn't mean I can't rock

Don't be fooled by my lack of a cock

I'm still Johny from the block

裴涩琪的《为什么不知道》 Craig david的歌都是R&B风格的。 Rain的《Slowly》《Because of you》《move on》还有辉星的歌，都很R&B。手机打得好累呀！

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导演:JonJones

编剧:安德鲁·戴维斯、简·奥斯汀

主演:菲丽希缇·琼斯、约翰·约瑟夫·菲尔德、凯瑞·穆里根、杰拉丁妮·詹姆斯、凯瑟琳·沃克、利亚姆·坎宁安、斯薇斯特·L·唐兹尔、威廉·贝克、利亚姆·麦克马洪、索菲·瓦瓦塞尔、休·奥康纳、朱迪·多诺文、德斯蒙德·巴里特、彼得·狄龙、GiedriusNagys、AlanaBrennan、MichaelJudd、JuliaDearden、GerryO'Brien、DavidBrittain、PatrickRyan、DavidSheehan、MalWhyte、MylesBreen

类型:剧情、爱情

制片国家/地区:英国、美国、爱尔兰

语言:英语

上映日期:2007-03-25

片长:92分钟

根据奥斯丁同名小说《诺桑觉寺》改编而成。

乡村牧师之女凯瑟琳（FelicityJones饰）是个天真烂漫的少女，受闭塞的家庭环境所限，她终日在小说天地里徜徉探幽，以此为平淡生活增亮添彩。

在有钱朋友的引领下，凯瑟琳进入了上流社会的社交圈，她终于见识到现实中的花花世界，其中不乏虚伪狡猾者如索普兄妹和蒂尔尼将军，也有值得终身结交的挚友艾丽诺。凯瑟琳和艾丽诺的哥哥：温文尔雅、俊逸潇洒的亨利（JJFeild饰）一见倾心，再见钟情，理所当然的，迎接他们的也将是奥斯丁的男女主人公势必经历的种种磨难和考验。