急需2人英语小品!快!一定要短

A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please"

"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said

"When will they be ready" the man asked

"I'm a bit busy, but they'll probably be ready for you on Thursday," he said

"That's fine," the man said, and left the shop

The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country Within 24 hors he was on an airplane to his new job

Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown

He remembered his shoes

"They were a good pair of shoes," he thought "I wonderif the shoemaker is still there and still has them I'll go and see"

He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop, although he was an old man by now

"Good morning," he said to him "Twenty years ago, Ibrought in a pair of shoes to be repaired Do you think you've still got them"

"Name" the old shoemaker asked

"Smith," the man said

"I'll go and see They may be out back"

The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop and a few minutes later returned, carrying the pair of shoes

"Here we are," he said "One pair of brown shoes to be repaired I'm a bit busy now but they'll probably be ready on Thursday"

人物:白云,黑土,小燕（两人）

白云上:"黑土走了吗小燕上学走了吗走了都走了!剩下我白云,该我练练节目为了迎奥运参战!"

heitu gone Xiaoyan go to school Gone All gone! so let me practice the programe in order to welcome the Olympic! "

(这里可以跳舞唱歌什么的先表演一下)

黑土上:"你这是干啥"

what are you doing here

白云:"排练节目呢,别在着捣乱"

i am busy now Do not make trouble

黑土:"小燕哪去了,英语老师让她去上课!"

where is Xiaoyan, English teacher let her go to english class!

白云"她上哪儿我也不知道"

i do not know where she is

黑土:"你能知道啥成天不是写书就是跳舞"说完拿起手机拨:"小燕!小燕!我是你爹!我是你爷爷,爷爷!有事快回来---"

what did you knowjust dancing and writing all days Xiaoyan!Xiaoyan! i am your father!i am your

grandfather,grandfatrher! Come home quickly

白云:"啥意思,你啥意思,连辈都整不明白名副其实的老年痴呆!"

whatwhat's your meanyou don't know who you are

totally a fool

小燕:"爷爷你找我"(小燕气喘吁吁地上来)

Grandpa,you call me

白云:"小燕你上哪儿去了"

Where you went to

小燕:"在学校参加迎奥运文艺彩排!"

i have practiced the program in order to welcome the Olympic in school

黑土:"你也练节目"

You are rehearsing too

小燕:"爷爷,老师让我独唱呢!"

Grandpa, the teacher let me do solo

白云:"你还能唱歌,你嗓子要是象你爷爷,唱一句该不会把外国人都吓昏了吧"

You can singif you like your grandfather's voice, foreigners will shocked when they heard about your voice

黑土:"象你奶奶好,象你奶奶人前一站你找对象都难"

If you look like your grandmother, could not find boyfriends

小燕:"爷爷奶奶别说了"然后又问:"爷爷你叫我回来干啥"

Do not speakwhy you call me back

黑土:"老师让你去上英语课"

the teacher let you to English class

小燕:"爷爷,我去不了,今天下午老师让我练歌"

grandpa, I could not go, this afternoon teacher let me practice the song

黑土:"练什么练,快去学英语,别耽误上课"

Studies English quickly, do not delay the class

小燕:"爷爷今天不行,节目安排非常紧,抽不出时间"

grandpa,is not good today, the program arranges to be tight, cannot extract the time

黑土:"请个假呗唱歌还能当饭吃小燕听话,学好外语,一个女孩子家,将来当个英语教师什么的吃个轻松饭,奥运会是国家和运动员的事,咱们参合啥"

Asks for leave to teacher Studies the foreign language diligently, in the future will work as teacher of English anything , the Olympic Games are national and athlete's matter

白云:"你说什么开奥运没你事儿难道你不是中国人"

What did you say Holds the Olympic Games is not your business Aren't you the Chinese

黑土:"是又怎么样奥运会也不缺我黑土"

so whatThe Olympic Games do not lack me

小燕:"爷爷,别阻止我去唱歌好吗"

Grandfather, please don't prevent me to sing

黑土:"不是不让,是不想让你误了学英语"

I dont want to let you delay study English

小燕:"误什么参加奥运会演出还能锻炼自己,接触外国人还能加强口语,再说,奥运会对咱中国人多重要!"

Attends the Olympic Games perform can also exercise itself, contacts the foreigner also to be able to strengthen the spoken language, and, the Olympic Games are much important to our Chinese! “

黑土:"重要在哪啊"

what's the important

白云:"这奥运会咱盼了多少年,如今才圆了这个梦!你说重要在哪"

we had hoped the OlympicGames for many years, only , then has been round this dream today!

小燕:"奶奶说的对

grandmother is right

白云:"就是,咱们中国人站起来了,外国人也不敢小瞧我们了过去洋人管我们叫东亚病夫,现在,特别是把刘翔一瞧,他们立刻都变成了刘翔的粉条"

yes Chinese become strongThe foreigner did not dare to look down on us In the past the foreigner called us as sicker in East AsianNow, specially Liu Xiang,They turn Liu Xiang's starch noodles immediately

小燕:"是粉丝!"

is fans

白云:"我一听2008年在中国开奥运会就立刻写了一首歌"

i write a song for 2008 Olympic Games

小燕:"什么歌唱给我听听,好不好"

a songlet me hear ok

白云:"好,那就让我孙女听听"

ok

(这里再表演个歌)

小燕:"奶奶你唱的太棒了,词写的也好奶奶声音就想歌唱家"

grandmother, you sing so good, the Lyrics also well grandmother's voice like the singer”

黑土:"这歌听起来还有点水准"

this song is not bad

白云:"其实,奶奶在年轻时唱的就够歌唱家水平,只是那时没文化,眼睛瞎,走错了门,进了作家"

Actually, when i was young ,i also well, but I do not have the knowledge ,so i have become a writer

黑土:"还作家,家里坐吧!"

a writerjust a joke

Lee: the audience friends, and my soldiers in that you give your bow!

Zhao: Wei-Guo Zhao Requests give you it!

Big: we talk about this comic is one of our new entries this year

Lee: Yes!

Large: We have dedicated as a New Year gift everyone

Lee: I hope you can enjoy, Ha, ha, ha ha ha

Zhao: I the hands of this mobile phone is our company's latest product, the Spring Festival as a bargain today, free of charge!

Lee: Ladies and gentlemen, listen to comic fun!

Zhao: Ladies and gentlemen, you may benefit cell phone!

Large: the willingness to listen to comic friends express some applause!

Zhao: the cell phone you want to shout out!

Lee: This ring I would like to come

Zhao: not to want One, two, three

Large LEE: stop!

Lee: Yes it trouble you, how are hit the scene

Zhao: What is a smashing scene even you This is my cell phone to send it free of charge

Large: ah, you mean you are not to the cell phone money

Zhao: Yes you!

Large: are free of charge

Zhao: hey

Great: My friends, this is a liar!

Lee: Ladies and gentlemen, tens of millions of别上当!

Zhao: Yes What is liar Hey, free real cell phone

Big: how do you free law

Lee: Do you talk about

Zhao: The mobile phone is not only not to the money, and is responsible for all telephone charges Fewer want to fight the fine fight of the many incentives we have

Lee: Oh, say you have to understand that point

Zhao: I said that, ah, even if one day you hit a 24-hour international long-distance

Lee: how to

Cho: We are all free

Lee: No Have you

Zhao: Of course you have

Lee: No How many

Zhao: 7417417474741

Lee: uh

Zhao: You can so remember: you exasperating, infuriating you, you气死气死气死

Lee:气死me why you

Zhao: The you, catch you hey

Large: Do not worry哎哎哎hey , Ladies and gentlemen, do not worry I am a kind person

Lee: Yes!

Great: I am a real person

Lee: watch out

Great: I am an honorable person

Lee: Yes

Great: This is an obvious hoax

Lee: Yes, do

Great: I can not watch everyone cheated

Lee: how should we do

Large: Well, the when, let me come on, the cheat Let me come by

Lee:气死you

Large:气死气死me than you do

Lee: You want this do

Zhao: I wish you a happy talk! See you soon!

Large: hey back!

Zhao: Why you

Large: 250 I really get it

Zhao: What is the meaning

Great: What not to say that so much excitement You have to give me a contract to sign

Lee: Good!

Great: you give me! Give me!

Lee: false, lacking in self-confidence you

Zhao: What you leave Conditions of our company a little small

Lee: What you talk about

Zhao: I am afraid you can not accept

Lee: hey, you talk about

Zhao: The cell phone call at the time, sometimes there will be ads

Lee: ads

Zhao: You have to listen to

Lee: listen to ads

Great: I tell you, people from an early age I grew up listening to ads, one day I did not listen to ads

Lee: how to

Great: I will be cold

Zhao: What kind of disease you

Zhao: You must ensure that eight hours every day playing phone, less fine

Great: I play 18 hours, you should not give me money

Zhao: Good smart cell phone can not be damaged, damage to guarantee to pay compensations

Lee: a, will have to pay people

Great: I tell you, this mobile phone if a piece of paint off, my father put him to pay you

Lee: ah Lost my father to put him

Great: P & I put my father to him!

Lee: No need to!

Zhao: I want to do it so many father Ah! Ah!

Lee: This sign does this卖身契yes

Large: a good sign, in black and white the跑不了 Was to find places to go injections

Zhao: injections See after a month ha!

Lee: You have to哎哎哎气死ah me one back

Zhao: how, you want to

Lee: Of course!

Zhao: not so tall!

Lee: I would also like to hear ads

Zhao: That did not work

Large: want to account for are cheap Not to the money, can get through it Give my home than the wife Yang also plump up the phone at a go-hi Hey, pass the Hello

Lee: Hello

Large; Darling

Lee: Who told you that darling

Great: My name is that you darling

Lee: I

Large: Darling, MUA, MUUUA, MUUUUUA

Lee: You stinking rogue!

Large: Do not hang, Do not linked to his wife, are me, you soldiers you husband

Lee: Oh, you are Bingbing Bing-bing, how do you choose such a bad number you

Large: it was about to give you good news, I just picked up a free phone

Lee: Bing-bing, I tell you how many times you want to check the hospital to check properly

Large: nothing my hospital check up what ah

Lee: Look, last year you picked up a free meter, installed after the word Son跑得比it faster Liu Xiang Last month, you also picked up a free refrigerators, the previous day into an egg, hatched the next day to 6 small hen Today, you also picked up the phone free of charge Bing-bing, you are not symptoms of neuropathy more and more serious ah

Great: you have neuropathy

Lee: Do you have neuropathy

Great: you have neuropathy

Lee: I

Canton: do you have neuropathy You need to see a doctor

Large: ah it to the ads on the ah

Canton: WCC International Certification through our specialized in treating a variety of mental illness Phone contact: 7474741

Large: Oh how that number with my number so like

Lee: Bing-bing, you also let me see neuropathy

Large: No I said, This is an advertisement in the phone

Lee: What can the phone ads ah

Large: or call toll-free number so how People say that the ads must be listened to, and I hit him less angry, he beat many of the incentives

Lee: Bing-bing, you get my fun当傻子which amuse me

Canton; fool Vicia,越吃越funny!

Lee: Do you talk to me funny!

Canton:祛痘痘痘cream with痘痘fighting in the end!

Lee: Oh! Bingbing me give you气死啦!

Large: Do not be angry that his wife is an advertisement!

Lee: What ads ah

Great: This is why both ads

Lee: Bingbing, this time with you I can not have it!

Canton: do you want to divorce

Lee: uh

Canton: you want to start a new life

Lee: I want to!

Widely: Yuanyang divorce would go clubbing things Come on, one of the things from one, who never remarry!

Large LEE: Oh!

Great: I received this advertisement so how unethical you

Lee: Bing-bing, you have to find things in the Well! Tomorrow morning, I'll divorce you go!

Large: Oh Hello, Hello喂喂, wife, Hello, Hello

Large: the bad, and my wife misunderstood Last year and I want to say divorce, quickly make a phone call to my mother-in-law mother to explain Hello

Lee: Who

Large:老娘it is me, you son-in-law you soldiers

Lee: you are soldiers, how can you Quarrel with the wife, right

Large: No quarrel

Lee: No quarrel with you from the marriage of哪门子you

Large: Do not listen to her it was a misunderstanding!

Lee: misunderstanding you, fine lines, and you say that on my mind

Great: you worry, I am devoted to give you a phone call new year

LEE: Thank you

Great: I wish you people in the new year

Lee: how to ah

Canton: cold fever, body weakness, back pains, cold hands and feet

Lee: Bing-bing, I can not curse you, ah

Canton: Please use the new drugs - pills伸腿stare

Lee, Tai: Oh!

Lee: This is you Bingbing cursed me!

Large: Do not be angry老娘you, it is a advertisement

Lee: why, advertising, ah, you better not look my body put me to air out the disease

Canton: Your stomach pain,胃胀, stomach cramps吗

Lee: my stomach does not hurt!

Canton: you headache, dizziness, cramps the first吗

Lee: I do not faint first

Canton: you frequent urgency, urine cramps吗

Lee: do you have cramps in urine

Canton: Please use pepper diapers, a top 4 pants pants!

Lee, Tai: Oh!

Great: I said you can stop this advertisement will be one吗老娘you okay

Lee: I was all right, tomorrow morning个, let us damsel, with the divorce you!

Great: This老娘hey!

Large: call my father-in-law coming! Hastened to explain to him the elderly

Large: Hello, Father

Lee: Your father told me not to, I simply do not have such a father you!

Large: ah

Lee: wrong! I did not you such a姑爷!

Large: Well your father Do not be angry you listen to me explain it!

Lee: What I explained, you put gas个老娘you anyhow玩命me with you!

Canton: Tyson boxing card sets, punched on the results, twice lost tooth!

Lee:好小子you want to use force against me, ah, well, I could find a guy

Canton: do you need a kitchen knife Asako large kitchen knife, very sharp!

Lee: Oh my knife with you ah!

Large:哪敢me with your father at this动刀子ah! I eat what you want!

Lee: You have my gas in this way can you please me what you eat

Canton: powerful rat poison, on an effect!

Lee:好小子,死啊you to give me drugs This is姑爷which I reported on the police station you go! Wow ----

Large: it Father, you father!

Great: I know, well not cheap goods, you better not cheap goods! Money, phone calls not to offend one who, simply, I am off!

Machine: the mobile phone prompts you: do not play today, 8 hours, will be fined 100,000 yuan!

Great: I

Machine: The mobile phone you are prompted to: damage to mobile phone, a father of compensation

Large: then play it

Large: Hey, sister-in-law, you are my brother-in-law, how are you can not hear my brother-in-law Brother-in-law are not a widow My mistake is ah help!

Canton: good to the body, sooner or later, with Xiaobao, Xiaobao see every day, every day Xiaobao see!

Zhao: one month has passed, I look at the use of toll-free number, now how to

Zhao; Doo teachers, soldiers see it

Lee: soldiers, ah, not seen you for more than a month!

Zhao; people

Lee: I look, I look for

Lee, Cho: hey, here!

Large: long years of wine, easy to drink

Zhao: We have many obligations of a member advertising!

Zhao: Hey, you do not sick, right

Big: This year the Chinese New Year is not ill, not sick you are not sick, sick Antongding eat Yes Antongding Antongding, Antongding

Zhao: soldiers, free phone how to feel

Large: special bar, the general feeling of fly!

Zhao: mobile phone is also OK

Great: good mobile phone, with who knows who!

Zhao: The hair of the wash it!

Large: Yes, wash wash healthier one

Lee: look, are erected coming!

Great: I select, I enjoy

Lee, Cho: Why you

Large: Does a woman, very good

售货员：早上好，有什么需要帮助的？

good moring,what can i do for you

顾客：我想给我女儿买一个礼物作为惊喜。

i'd like to buy a gift for my daughter as a surprise

售货员：看看这些裙子吧，它们很漂亮。

how about these skirtsthey ane pretty

顾客：不，谢谢，我女儿已经有许多了。

no, thanksmy daughter has already have many

售货员：那么这些美丽的夹子呢/

how about these beautiful clips then

顾客：哦，它们太美了

oh,they are so beautiful

顾客：给我一对吧。多少钱？

please give me a pairhow much are they

仅仅5元

just 5 yuan

好的，我买了

ok,i'll take it

再见

bye