在电梯里邂逅初恋男友 口述电梯故障和初恋独处的经历

　　我是一名辛苦的上班族，结婚已经1年多了，由于是做设计的工作，经常加班到深夜。每次回家，都要一个人坐电梯，刚开始的时候非常害怕，丈夫还会在楼下接我。但是时间久了，也就不那么害怕了，就在上周，我加班到了深夜，回家坐电梯的时候，居然体验了难忘的一夜。

　　那天我下班已经10点多了，到家也快11点了，我在一楼等电梯上楼，就在我进入电梯的时候，一个中年男人也紧随着跟了进来。应该都是邻居，多了一个人坐电梯，我也不那么害怕起来。而当我看到这个男人的时候，我的心震惊了一下。

　他居然是我大学时期的初恋男友，真没想到，他怎么会出现在这里。他叫王伦，在上大学的时候，苦苦追求了我快一年，最终我被他的真诚所打动，我们相恋了快3年，毕业的时候，由于梦想不同，我们去了不同的城市，无奈中我们分了手，为此我还痛苦了很久。

　遇到了我的初恋男友，我的初夜也献给了他，他也认出了我，表示非常吃惊。后来为了缓解尴尬的气氛，我们就聊了几句，他说他在外地工作了几年，自己当初的梦想并没有实现。一提到梦想，我就想到了，当时就是因为梦想这个词，我们没有走到最后。

**叫《100 girls》，

说的是一个发生在校园里的爱情故事。一个男生在宿舍大楼电梯里邂逅一个女孩，没有看清对方却因为停电被困电梯，结果两人发生了关系。女孩只留下了内裤不见了踪影。男孩痴心一片，要在整幢大楼100个女孩中找到那个女孩。于是他就应聘了大楼的清洁工以便寻找，之后当然趣事连篇，结果也必然是功夫不负。其中最精彩的片断是男孩站在宿舍大楼面前，面对从窗户探头张望的100个女孩大声宣读自己的爱情宣言，结果让女孩们争先恐后地要当他电梯里的那个她。

Matthew: Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week I'll do it with my tongue if you ask I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary I'll love you Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May" I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice" I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle" I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like My belly button will always be lint free I want to full-on kiss your clitoris It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had I declare now, I will give my life for you And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die

Rod: Man, keep it easy, and if she's easy, take her twice

Rod: As they say, she's nice from a far, but far from nice

Matthew: Men have this anti-intimacy force field around them It is powered by sarcasm, humor, and aversion

Matthew: Isn't American cheese appropriately named It's fake and processed, just like America

Matthew: It was if I was a perverted Prince Charming Instead of possessing Cinderella's glass slippers, I had her panties

Matthew: And on of them is my true love, my forever soul mate, the Betty to my Barney, my kismetic destiny The problem is I don't know who she is

Matthew: It must have been the cloak of darkness concealing my usual romantic retardation, because that night, I was smart I was funny I was invincible

Matthew: I think the only 'ists' there should be are humanists

Patty: In High School, you would have called me a slut Now, in College, you call me a good time

Patty: There's a certain way a man stares at a woman he loves The man looks like a boy on his birthday And he treats the woman as if she were a gift that he's wanted so long to open and now he can't wait to see what the treasure is inside

Matthew: There are no clearly defined rules between men and women So, each side thinks they're playing fair and each side thinks they're being cheated Maybe, this is why men and women have the innate ability to bring out the poison in one another

Matthew: I've seen you around You're a natural born hipster

Crick: Natural born hipster

Matthew: Yeah The next evolution of a jock You traded in your letterman jacket for a manicured goatee and a Eurotrash ponytail You're the worst kind of cool You're the kind of guy who wears male make-up A real fashion plate You're proof that those boy-toy doofuses in those men's magazines are all rump rangers

Dora, the Smart Girl: I know what's in store for me No one will ever have passion for me People all around me will be falling in love, and making love, and getting married and having kids The closest thing I'll ever have to that is someone inviting me to their Christmas dinner because they feel guilty I might be spending the holiday alone Or if I'm lucky, my male counterpart, an obese man or guy with a harelip, will invite me to coffee; and we'll pretend to love each other and tie the knot because we're so desperately afraid of growing old alone

Matthew: [upon seeing Crick knocking on Patty's door, and shouting her name] You are not going to bother her again!

Crick: You, go to hell!

Matthew: I am turning you in

Crick: What for

Matthew: You sexually assaulted me

[Crick gave a sign of disbelief, so Matthew showed him the tongue he bit off him days before]

Crick: You'll never gonna prove it

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在电梯里 我们make love 谁都不知道 嗯 神秘的爱情

在电梯里 我们make love 从地下到最高层 铃声响起为止

我们见面了 初次见面 我们一见钟情 无法忍住嘴边的笑意 视线无法从彼此身上移开

感觉到了 感觉到了 感觉到爱情开始了 这悸动 这心跳 这种久违的感觉

但是更高兴的是 更重要的是 她也分明感受到了 她也分明迷上我了 现在寂寞的日子结束了

所以我们出去了 舍不得分开 我正想说“要不要一起吃晚饭” 她却先开口“我请你吃饭，愿不愿意和我共进晚餐”

没意识到时间流逝 没意识到夜已渐深 我们不停交谈 彼此心里萌发爱意 久久注视对方的眼

打开餐厅门 准备回家 我们坐上了电梯

在电梯里 我们make love 谁都不知道 嗯 神秘的爱情

在电梯里 我们make love 从地下到最高层 铃声响起为止

（对白）女：喂

男：喂，我是振英。那个今天开心吗？

女：嗯，很开心

男：那明天还能见面吗？

女：怎么？还想见我吗？

男：嗯，那明天去哪里呢？

女：恩…63大厦

从那以后我们交往了很久 来越深入彼此的心 陷得越来越深

现在已经无法回头 不只是好奇 不只是喜欢 越来越接近爱情

觉得现在是时候了 于是在餐厅对视而坐 我站起来坐到她身边

这样并肩坐着 我抬起胳膊正想放上她纤弱的肩膀 她却先靠了过来

哇 眼泪奔涌而下 太好了! 于是我鼓起勇气看着她的眼睛靠近想亲亲她

她说“朴振英xi能给我签个名吗？”

啊！于是我打消念头 打开餐厅门 准备回家 我们坐上了电梯

（对白）男：你在想什么？

女：和你想的一样

男：是什么呢？

女：电梯里只有我们两个

在电梯里 我们make love 谁都不知道 嗯 神秘的爱情

在电梯里 我们make love 从地下到最高层 铃声响起为止

在电梯里 我们make love 谁都不知道 嗯 神秘的爱情

在电梯里 我们make love 从地下到最高层 铃声响起为止