关于争吵的英语段剧剧本

Friends 里有不少~~都很幽默~~
我挑了一段~第一季的~Ross 和Rachel 因为猴子跑了而吵架~~那时候他们还只是朋友~~呵呵~~
希望对你有用~~
The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Opening Credits

[Scene: Central Perk, Monica enters with some mail]

Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven

Rachel: Thank you (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!

Monica: Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any

Rachel: Oh Right Oh great

Monica: What is it

Rachel: Country club newsletter My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!

Monica: Barry who you almost

Rachel: Barry who I almost

Monica: And Mindy, your maid of

Rachel: Mindy, my maid of Oh!

Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy Wow, she is pretty (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky To have had a friend like you

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese]

Ross: Marcel Bring me the rice, c'mon Bring me the rice, c'mon Good boy Good boy C'mere, gimme the rice (Marcel brings the rice) Thank you, good boy Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the' (Rachel ignores him) 'Bring me the' and- Rach

Rachel: What

Ross: Hi

Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry Oh, this is so stupid! I mean, I gave Barry up, right I should be happy for them! I am, I'm happy for them

Ross: Really

Rachel: No Oh, oh, I guess it would be different if I were- with somebody

Ross: Whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, 'Forget relationships! I'm done with men!' The whole, uh, penis embargo

Rachel: Oh, I don't know I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual

Ross: Wait-wait I, I got it I was there