30条阴阳怪气怼人文案

1熊猫点外卖-笋到家了。

2煎饼果子下毒药--别来这一套。

3九台压路机坏了一台-八个压路。

4电线杆子上裹鸡毛--好大的掸子。

5二十一天不出鸡--坏蛋。

6吃瓜子吃出虾米--什么人(仁)都有。

7下冰雹吃拉面-你怎么张得开嘴啊。

8吴京踩周杰伦--真是精彩绝伦。

9老黄瓜刷绿漆-装嫩。

10真是乌龟办走读--憋不住笑了。

11老太太割双眼皮--大开眼界。

12从河南到湖南--难上加难。

13发了霉的葡萄-一肚子坏水

14小猪钻灶坑-碰一鼻子灰。

15莲藕吹风---半通不通。

16老太太吃棒棒糖-只会舔。

17三班的小母牛-不是一般的牛。

18钢管子忤青蛙-顶呱呱。

19水仙不开花-装蒜。

20有大哥有二弟-你算老几。

21肚脐眼放屁-你怎么想(响)的。

22八二年的龙井-老绿茶了。

23唱歌不看曲本离谱。

24鸡穿大褂狗戴帽-衣冠禽兽。

25猪拱门帘全凭这张嘴。

26天生属黄瓜的欠拍。

27乌龟卷起尾巴鳖尾曲。

28滚开的水煮小牛-滚犊子。

29小王八掉眼泪-你鳖伤心。

30赢政回秦宫-黄到家了。

Betrayal is in your nature

背叛是你的天性。 <Gossip girl>

Sometime fate throws two lovers together, only to rip them apart

有时命运把两个恋人拉到一起，只是为了把他们分开。 <Gossip girl>

You make me happier than i ever thought i could be If you let me, i'll spend my life trying to make you feel the same way

你给了难以想像的幸福，如果你愿意，我愿意用我的一生让你感受到同样的幸福。 <Friends> 中Chanlder 向Monica的求婚词

When i was growing up, i didn't have a normal mom and dad,or a regular family like everybody else,and i always knew that something is missing, but now i am standing here today, knowing that i have everything i'm ever gona need! You are my family

在我的成长过程中，我没一个平常的妈妈和爸爸，也不像所有其它人一样有一个正常的家庭，我一直都知道我的生命里缺了些什么，但是，现在，我站在这里，我知道我已经有了我所需要的一切。你就是我的家人。 <Friends>中Phebe结婚时对Mike所说。

The danger that's calling someone's bluff is that even if you win, you risk them walking away from the table for good

向别人求证的结果是，即使你赢了，也可能将永远失去他们。<Gossip girl>

we all know one nation couldn't have two queens

我们都知道一山不容二虎，一国不容二君。

you don't know good things till they are gone

有些东西失去了才懂得珍惜。

so i see it's true what they say about the apple and the tree

看来虎父无犬子(有其父必有其子）一点儿也没错。

Lily, would you do me the honour of being my wife

你愿意嫁给我吗？

incestone of the universal taboo

**，全球的禁忌

don't speak until spoken to

不说话没人当你是哑巴

it's honestly the best spaghetti i've ever tested

这是我吃过的最好的意大利面。

I'm trying to get you to ask me out for after-work drinks

我是想引导你，工作之余邀请我去喝一杯。

take a look outside, b my first response would be that the sky is a clear blue easy

看一下外面B，我的第一反应是晴空万里无云。

sunlight creeps in between the curtains

阳光穿过窗帘

stay tuned for more gossip girl revealed right here on the CW

别走开。更多gossip girl幕后揭秘，尽在CW。

Dan has been smitten with Serena for as long as he can remember

丹从一见到瑟琳娜开始就一直暗恋她。

i think Dan is guilty sometimes been a little self-righteous, 有时候丹太自以为是，and he has to kinda over himself 给自己的压力太大。

eric, i know i have been a terrible sister

我知道我是个不称职的姐姐。。。

he tries to take his own life, and you're worried it's gonna cost you "mom of the year"

他试图自杀而你担心的只是。。。自己评不上今年的"年度妈妈"？

Serena, you've been gone, doing who knows what with god knows who

你一直都不在，杳无音信。。。

way to be forgotten, but that's how you get remembered

被人遗忘，也是被人记起的方法。

watch where you are going!!!!

看着点儿路！！

there's something wrong with that level of perfection

那样的完美程度，似乎有点儿不大对劲儿。

these should be framed or something

应该加个边框什么的。

fashion is a big part of gossip girl，i am fortunate to wear some truly stunning clothes they come from hotest designers and coolest lables, and each character's personal style's value about who they are

时尚在gossip girl中占有很大的比重, 能穿上亮丽的服饰让我觉得很幸运。他们全都出自著名设计师之手，或是顶级品牌, 每个角色的造型风格都展现了他们的个性，

it's pretty mind-blowing

实在是很震撼人心

serena has really interesting sensitve style because this urban bohimian style, it's a little sexy and rebellious

serena有敏锐的时尚洞察力，因为她有那种上层的波西米亚风格,性感中带有一点不羁

blair is much more meticulous in her choices

blair很注重自己的选择

janney has 2 sides in her characters, she has too downtown and home kind look, but thing you know she has her upper east siders " i'm dressing up, i'm going to see blair" look

珍妮有两种不同的性格, 她有低调 居家的样子, 也有华丽优雅的准备好去见blair的样子

eric and i were really hard to come up with that balance of that character，so it's like, it's still what she wear, but she adds this to make it more blair

我和Eric很难在人物个性上寻求平衡点, 就像是，她还是得穿这些衣服，但是又加进了一些新的元素，让她看上去更像Blair的风格

i hate when you ask me what my favourate outfit is it's so unfair to choose, like choosing a favourate child

真不想被问到我最喜欢哪套衣服, 要选哪套好像都不行，太难选了，就像要挑选一个最爱的孩子

spoken like a true relic

听起来很有箴言的样子

your mom has always been a free spirit, that's one of the reasons i fell for her in the first place

你妈妈也常常喜欢自由自在，这是我对她一见钟情的原因之一

i meant with the fliers

我是指这些传单

luckily, staple guns are old school

还好，钉传单是老差事了

why didn't you save me any

为什么不给我留点儿

do you like this skirt on me

你觉得我穿这件裙子怎么样？

mom's gone, and dad's allergic to department stores

老妈不在，老爸又不喜欢逛百货商店。(allergic 过敏，用在这里很有点味道哈~~对商场过敏）

that dress would look even better in black

黑色的裙子看上去会更好。(学学怎么给建议吧）

talk to chuck, buddy

跟兄弟我说说~(chuck是人名）

do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us that we are just gonna end up like our parents

你难道不觉得我们整个人生就像是被策划好了的, 我们最后只不过走父母的老路？

man that's a dark thought

伙计，你的想法太消沉了。

she got an eye lift 双眼皮？提眼角？that's a problem

i just want things to go back to the way it used to beyou know, walking to school together, dancing on tables at bungalow, night swimming at your mom's country house

我只是希望我们能回到从前, 一起去上学，一起在平房里的桌上跳舞，晚上在你妈妈乡村别墅的泳池里游泳

you missed some classic eleanor waldorf meltdowns if it wasn't such a tragedy, it would've been funny actually, it kind of was

你错过了埃莉诺 霍道夫几场经典的抓狂戏。如果不是那么悲惨的话，应该会很有意思 其实，是有点搞笑。

well, i don't want to keep you, but, um

我不是想让你留在这儿别去，只是。。(别人有事要离开但是你又有几句话要讲的时候怎么说呢？现在知道了吧？）

spotted at the palace hotel, S and B have a heart-to-heart

在皇宫酒店，S和B说了交心话

this party is about excess, stop talking, start partying

派对就是要进行，别扯了，来玩吧

you have got to be kidding

别再说 you must be kidding了吧，换换表达

he's a very obsessive kind of person，if he want something he will take it

他是个非常自我中心的人, 想要什么就会设法得到

everyone outs there wanna to be us, we are what you aspire to, not run away from

外面的人都努力想成为我们这样子，我们就是你的憧憬，不是要逃离的对象

serena's return may have thrown Blair and Nate out of blue, but their happiness was definately not the first thing on her mind Nothing brings family together like tragedy And serena's family narrowly avoid the tragedy of very west kind

maybe you need a time out from your friends

也许你该离开你的那些朋友，独处一下了

there's plenty more exclusive never before scene of these without never being came from, stay tuned for more gossip girl revealed

还有很多从未揭露的片段, 别转台哟，接下来会更精彩

i love you, always have always will

我爱你，一直很爱你，以后也会很爱你

serena represents a certain freedom i think for nate, something he wants to possess

我想瑟琳娜对内特来说意味着一些他想拥有的自由

there's nothing wrong to keep this secret if its truth will hurt someone

如果真相伤人，那保守秘密就没什么不对

you don't give up just because things are hard, not in business, or if your family is depending on you

你不该遇到困难就放弃，

no need to rehash details of decades past

没必要把过去的事重新拿出来讲

not all of us have settlements from multiple divorces to sustain us

不是所有人都能靠结婚离婚再结婚再离婚来获得巨额赡养费维持生计的。

just stay out of my life, rufus

别来打搅我，卢夫斯。

dad, you could just tell me i look nice instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time

爸，你只要说我看起来不错就行了，没必要要对时间流逝感叹吧

this one is not as elegant a choice as that one

这条看起来没那条高雅。

Blair, you will never be more beautiful or thin or happy than you are right now i just want you to make the most of it

布莱尔，现在的你身材苗条，幸福快乐，现在是你一生中最美丽的时光。我希望你能尽情的享受现在美好的时光

that's the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me

从没有人为我做过这么浪漫的事(这句话亮点在翻译上）

she is always trying to get approval and love from people around her

她一直都想得到周围的认同和喜爱

don't bother saying anything, i wouldn't believe you anyway

什么都别说了, 反正我也不会信

blair, how can i fix this

布莱尔，我要怎么做才能让你原谅我？

you don't, serena you just stay away from me, my boyfriend, and my friends you are done here

离我远点儿就行了，瑟琳娜。这儿不欢迎你。

i think inherently she's a good person and she's good in intention, but you don't really know what you love

我认为她的天性是好的，也没有什么恶意;她只是不知道自己爱的是什么

we will be back with more gossip girl reveal right after this

请继续收看gossip girl幕后揭秘

serena was the "it" girl, but she just disappeared and doesn't tell her best friend，doesn't tell any other friends She left because she ended up hooking up with her best friend's boyfriend and now she's coming back

serena曾经是个"风云人物"，但她就这么消失了，没告诉她最好的朋友, 也没告诉其他的朋友。她离开是因为她和自己最好的朋友的男朋友有了暧昧, 现在她又回来了

so you're a groupie

groupie, 这个词，口语里面可以替代fan来用，fans已经过时了嘿嘿

well, not quite

呃，也不能这么说。(算不上一类的意思）

i may have slightly overbudgeted for travel time

我可能把花在路上的时间多算了点

what'd you thing you wanna talk about

how into you I am

谈谈我对你的迷恋有多深。(谈谈我有多迷你）

but you asked me out on a date, and you didn't think I was nice

你觉得我不好还约我出来？

so, um, sensitive, tortured soul boy is actually kinda superficial, huh

敏感，心灵受伤的小男孩, 其实是有点儿肤浅，是么？

if it's Chuck, it's not OK

如果是跟Chuck有关，那就绝对有事儿。(注意这个的翻译）

hey your life is over, slut! Don't forget, I know everything!

婊子，你的好日子到头了！我什么都知道！

she'd better not show her face again

她最好别再让我看见她。

I'm actually hoping she will

我倒希望她会再出现。

spotted--serena making a heroic exit from B's party too bad for her there's school on Monday so until next time you know you love me, gossip girl

i thind he is her real love, and if it wasn't about money or class, she would be with him in a second, they would be great together

他是她的真爱，如果不是金钱和阶层的原因，她一定会立刻和他在一起, 他们在一起一定会很幸福

knowledge of romance 情场上的经验

claim you life this time, live it the way you want to live

这次你应该自己做主了，选择你自己向往的生活

are you literally not to talk with me

你是真的就一个字也不跟我说么？

a blow line, a missed mark,

忘词，看错标点？？(看错标点这个应该是误译了吧）

even the best night must come to an end i certainly hope you enjoy gossip girl revealed as much as we have

再美好的夜晚也终会过去 衷心希望你能像我们一样喜欢gossip girl幕后的故事

gossip girl is a tunnel fun to make, and we are all enjoying to be part of such a fantastic show

gossip girl其乐无穷, 我们也很高兴能参与这样精彩的剧集

1、梦见我跟朋友一块去割双眼皮的预兆

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2、梦见我跟朋友一块去割双眼皮的宜忌

「宜」宜送行，宜放空自己，宜骑自行车。

「忌」忌与老友通电话，忌喝酸奶，忌合影。

3、梦见我跟朋友一块去割双眼皮是什么意思

做生意的人梦见我跟朋友一块去割双眼皮，代表经营多年慢慢成长，有财利，小心火灾。

梦见我跟朋友一块去割双眼皮，按周易五行分析，财位在西北方向，桃花位在正西方向，幸运数字是2，吉祥色彩是紫色，开运食物是饺子。

出行的人梦见我跟朋友一块去割双眼皮，建议顺利进行，水火小心。

梦见我跟朋友一块去割双眼皮，想为自己安排一个海外旅游。一成不变的爱情已经吸引不了你，想要寻求新的刺激。入不敷出，你一点也不在意。不想工作/学业，想休个长假出国旅行。

本命年的人梦见我跟朋友一块去割双眼皮，意味着在顺利中慎防小人设计陷害，背信。

上学的人梦见我跟朋友一块去割双眼皮，意味着文科成绩不佳，口试成绩也差。

恋爱中的人梦见我跟朋友一块去割双眼皮，说明有诚信心对待婚姻可成。

怀孕的人梦见我跟朋友一块去割双眼皮，预示生女，春占生男。

梦见我割双眼皮，按周易五行分析，吉祥色彩是橙色，幸运数字是8，财位在正东方向，桃花位在西北方向，开运食物是猕猴桃。

梦见男朋友割双眼皮，今天的你有些心神恍惚，沉思这种事情非常难得地与你沾上了边。但要留心那些故意来逗弄你的家伙，他们很可能是故意引发你的脾气，以此寻找可乘之机的。今天易有破财和盗贼之险，出去逛街的你，尤其要记得照顾好自己的手提包,遇到莫名其妙的家伙也要躲避三分才是，直觉今天会是帮到你的伙伴，请相信它吧！

梦见去割双眼皮，今天的你，容易处在被众人责问，甚至围攻的场合，这个时候，如何保持平静，耐心解释，取决的还是你个人本身的修养。

梦见割双眼皮，按周易五行分析，财位在西北方向，桃花位在正西方向，幸运数字是1，吉祥色彩是紫色，开运食物是鸡汤。

做生意的人梦见老公割双眼皮，谨慎勿急躁，小心经营不会有亏损。

做生意的人梦见正要割双眼皮，代表有波折亦多亏损，亲自处理重新开始。

怀孕的人梦见小姑割双眼皮，预示生男，春季占生女。慎防动胎气流产。

怀孕的人梦见了割双眼皮，预示生女，春占生男，消化系统保养好。

做生意的人梦见男朋友割双眼皮，代表在会计上或得到女主人协助，就能获利。

做生意的人梦见去割双眼皮，代表进行中虽有波折但是最后得财利。

恋爱中的人梦见别人割双眼皮，说明掌握时机求婚必有结果，婚姻可成。

梦见割双眼皮开了，今天你的情绪不太稳定，你的事情疏于打理，往往让原本简单的形势变得复杂起来呢。该正经工作/学业的时候，还是要用心的。

1、说什么好呢，就是我一个从来不画眼影的人，看了这照片，我决定接下来好好研究眼妆，先把小猫盘买了再说！

2、太可爱了每次画眼影都蜜汁妖媚，让人忘记眼睛小的事实。

3、终于我整明白咋画眼影了女人你的名字叫麻烦。

4、好喜欢这种土色和红棕色口红可我不会化妆到现在也不会画眼影。

5、今天化妆已经忘了先画眼影还是先画眼线了。

6、单眼皮、内双、肿泡眼的姐妹们怎么画眼影。

7、发现我画眼影，还每次纠结哪个色的搭配其实画来画去也就这样。

8、上次化妆已经是三个月前了我已经忘了是先画眼线还是先画眼影。

9、裸色死忠粉，大概是想走吉克俊逸路线？从来不画眼影但我感觉我这个技术还阔以。

10、纪念开始堂食的几顿，第一次出门画眼影失败，就是还差一顿海底捞！

11、我画眼影的技术不是一般差，而且我画眼影不是一般丑，算了放弃。

12、昨天大半夜涂完红脸蛋儿，做梦都在涂脸蛋子排好队，赶紧画眼影。

13、我一个大近视，感觉就是闭着眼睛画眼影，我看不清。

14、被老徐逼着涂了个梦中情盘实用嘛，虽然我老是懒得画眼影。

15、万年不画眼影星人，感觉这两盘可以用到地老天荒了。

16、太适合我了，本人就是肿眼泡特别肿的那种每次画眼影都超吃妆。

17、自从开始画眼影后，被N个人问双眼皮是不是割的了。

18、礼物收到啦，懒人眼影太太太适合我这只不会画眼影的手残了。