老友记剧本台词带翻译

　每一次看完《老友记》后，都会有这样一些场景和台词在我的脑海中挥之不去。以下是我为大家准备的老友记剧本台词带翻译，希望大家喜欢!

　老友记剧本台词带翻译(一)

　1、Chandler: All right, there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m the last man on Earth Would you go out with me

　“如果核爆炸，世界上只剩我一个男人，你会爱我吗”

　钱德勒不停地问莫尼卡会不会爱他，答案都是否定的。你能想象几年后他们有那么幸福吗

　2、Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you!

　乔伊白痴而感人的宣言：“如果你们需要，我可以在你们任何人身上尿尿。”

　3、Ross: I didn’t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay! I didn’t finish the whole letter!

　罗斯真的有些小气，作为男生承担这些责任又怎么了过去听他讲“on the break”觉得好玩，现在越来越觉得这时的他可恨了。

　4、Mrs Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer

　聚会上人们都喜欢吃莫尼卡做的东西，盖勒夫人终于承认了自己的女儿，说下次再也不会准备备用食物了。

　5、Chandler: Oh, I just wanted to say, "Hey!"

　钱德勒跑过好几条街，跌倒了无数次，只是为了跟女孩子说一句“hey”。可惜她是乔伊的女友，虽然她跟钱德勒更合适。

　还是喜欢做一个会气喘吁吁的说“真巧”的男孩，不管我有多老，追着喜欢的女孩跑，永远是最美的心跳牵动的心跳。

　6、Chandler: That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!

　钱德勒说出对乔伊女友的真实感受：“从见到她的第一眼开始，我就不可救药的爱上了她，我疯了似的思念她，梦寐以求有她相伴左右。每一天每一小时每一分钟的每一秒里我都在痛恨自己为什么不能比你早认识她。”

　7、Chandler: Oh, it wasn't a big deal I just went to a couple of bookstores, talked to a couple of dealers called a couple of the author's grandchildren

　钱德勒跑了许多家书店，问了许多书商，又给原作者的后人打了许多电话，才买到了很稀有的书作为生日礼物，但乔伊只买了一支能看时间的笔，所以，钱德勒只好跟乔伊互换了礼物。 越来越爱钱德勒!

　8、Ross: No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just would've just stepped aside

　钱德勒如果早跟乔伊坦白自己对乔伊女友的感受，情况会好得多。

　或者说，罗斯早跟钱德勒说这些话，情况就会好得多。

　9、Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time I was thinking about how I let you down!

　“我们家被抢劫的时候，我被关在橱子里，整整六个小时，我都在想我会害你多难过。”

　10、Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!!

　莫尼卡因为先后和理查父子约会受到指责，然后愤怒的揭短。是呀，六人中没有一个的人生完美，但他们都在快乐的生活;没有一个没犯过错，但他们都是最善良的。

　11、Rachel: Don’t say that I have no sentiment! This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! This is from the museum from the first time we… were together Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!

　瑞秋让人动情的一刻：“不要说我没有人情味儿。这是我们第一次一起看**的票根，这是你第一次为我做早餐时剩的蛋壳，这是我们第一次约会时从博物馆拿的化石。我可能会把你们送的礼物退掉，但我会保留所有我认为值得珍藏的东西。”

　12、KATHY: you not being able to talk may make this easier Listen umm… Listen I don’t wanna be someone who comes between two best friends I just, I can’t stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I don’t wanna be the cause of that So, I don’t think we can see each other anymore I’m gonna go to my mom’s in Chicago, I’m gonna stay there for awhile I think this could’ve be something really amazing, but y’know this is probably for the best Y’know I’m gonna miss you Good-bye

　凯茜对箱子里的钱德勒所说的话：“你现在不能说话也好，这样我们的离别也不必那么难受。我不想做影响你们兄弟感情的女人，我没法眼睁睁的看着你们为了我互不理睬。所以我觉得我们还是不要再见面了，我会去芝加哥我妈那调整一段时间。我知道我们在一起会有多么幸福，但现在来看，分开才是最好的结局。你能理解吗我会想你的。亲爱的再见。”

　13、Phoebe: Yeah That’s what you really want Yeah, I don’t want to be the reason you’re unhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and I really don’t want to be the reason I’m unhappy

　菲比放弃了和莫尼卡的餐车，支持她去做大厨。因为那是莫尼卡真正想做的，委屈莫尼卡就是委屈她自己，菲比不想委屈自己……

　14、Phoebe Sr: I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life

　菲比的妈妈对她说：我抛弃过两个孩子，我多希望当时有人能告诉我这是多么糟糕的事情，这使得我以后的日子每一天都在无尽的悔恨中度过。

　15、Monica: 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7, …7…7…7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7…(mouths 7)!

　无话不谈的老友，钱德勒的女友当晚跑过来跟莫尼卡致谢。

　16、Ross: I’m having my lunch at this table, here in the middle I’m having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if he’ll sit with me

　罗斯为了好朋友乔伊，在博物馆的午餐桌上发起了反对阶级歧视运动。

　17、Phoebe: No, I’m really okay with this Y’know why ‘Cause look at them, and I made that, so… I know it’s gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, it’s gonna feel like a million times better, right

　菲比决定为弟弟和弟妹生孩子。虽然放弃孩子时会有十万分的难过，但看到弟弟弟妹高兴的样子，也会有十万分的幸福。全世界最伟大的姐姐。

　18、Kathy: Acting! Chandler, this is my job! I’m-I’m playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me!

　Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started

　凯茜对钱德勒说你怎么能觉得我背叛你呢钱德说那我们又是怎么开始的

　难以置信聪明、善良的钱德勒会说出这么伤人的话。永远不要揭爱人的伤疤，尤其是这伤疤是为你而结。

　19、Joey: Well, suppose until the baby’s born I laid off it No extra animals would die, you-you’d just be eating my animals

　菲比怀孕后很想吃肉，但素食主义的她很在意杀生。食肉狂人乔伊为了让她心安，自动戒肉直到小孩子出世，把吃肉的机会让给了好朋友。

　20、Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monica’s photo albums, I mean you don’t do that if you’re just in it for two weeks

　这个女孩花整晚时间跟你的朋友聊天，问你以前的事儿，要你的影集看，你觉得这是一段短暂情缘的表现吗

　21、Rachel: It’s okay Sometimes, things don’t work out the way you’d thought they would

　有时候，生活不像你想象中那么美好。

　得悉罗斯要结婚，可怜的瑞秋，她总觉得他们可以分分合合，可一旦没有了合的可能，她才感觉到对方的重要。

　22、Phoebe: So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross

　购物能减轻你对罗斯的思念吗

　Rachel: Manhattan does not have enough stores

　美国的店铺显然不够多。

　23、Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding

　“罗斯，你什么时候开始筹备的这场婚礼”

　Ross: I don’t know A month

　“记不清了，一个多月前吧。”

　Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, w But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was

　“女孩子在五岁的时候就开始幻想她的婚礼了，她们要最完美的婚礼，最理想的地方，更重要的，她们想要一个真正懂得这场仪式对她有多大意义的人来托付终身。”

　24、Rachel: Y’know what No It’s not over until someone says, "I do"

　在他们正式结婚以前，我是不会放弃的。

　25、Minister: Take thee, Emily

　Ross: Take thee, Rachel

　老友记剧本台词带翻译(二)

　1、RACHEL: Honey, this will help (hands him a tub of ice cream)

　每次钱德勒陷入失恋的深渊，女孩们就会在他身边，喂他吃冰激凌，对他说贴心的话。对他的羡慕甚至远远超过了乔伊的艳遇。

　2、Phoebe: Aw, honey it's not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don't see that happening

　菲比搬出莫尼卡公寓的理由。无论是朋友还是恋人，有时候，保持一点距离，不是因为不爱你，而是因为太爱你。

　3、Joey: I'm not wrong! I wish I was

　乔伊看到詹尼斯和前夫接吻，开始怕伤害钱德勒，故意瞒着他。但眼见他越陷越深，不得不告诉他真相。“我没看错，我也希望我看错了。”

　4、Joey: They have a kid together, y'know They're like, they're like a family, and if, I was you , I know I wouldn't want to be the guy who stood in the way of that

　乔伊说如果他是钱德勒，他会放弃詹尼斯。因为詹尼斯和前夫有一个孩子，这是一个家，他不想做破坏家庭的人。玩世不恭的乔伊，如果有一天结婚，他的娘子一定很幸福。

　5、Ross: It's okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, y'know, it was your first time babysitting, I figured you did the best you could

　Monica: You jerk! You know how much I love that kid!

　Ross: Monica bang! Monica bang!

　莫尼卡和瑞秋不小心碰了本的头，罗斯很大度，知道瑞秋尽力了。

　罗斯骗莫尼卡说本被摔坏了，莫尼卡着急的样子，让我们觉得本真的很幸福。

　还有兄妹俩打闹追逐的场面，很温馨。

　6、Joey: All right, means that much to you, I'll let you have her

　兄弟之间最棘手的问题，喜欢同一个女人。真的要让的话，也要记得不要说“让给你”呀。

　7、Joey and Monica: Merry Christmas!!

　Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, you're the best!

　菲比因为老去的圣诞树要被切碎而伤心，朋友们买了一屋子快干枯的圣诞树庆祝 圣诞节 ，他们的节日往往都很不辉煌，但因为有了彼此，每次都特别开心。

　8、Sarah: Really Mr Geller, you don't have to do this

　罗斯不小心打伤了童子军小姑娘的腿，竭尽所能得卖饼干都没能实现她的愿望。在钱德勒的公寓里，他们布置成飞船的模样，钱德勒和乔伊推着转椅，罗斯手拖着地球仪。小女孩实现了愿望，笑得就像真的在飞船里一样。

　9、Rachel: Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now

　“我们在一起都快一年了，你怎么还不信任我呢”

　Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her

　“我跟前妻生活了八年，她还是离我而去了。”

　我们都觉得罗斯的嫉妒有些变态的时候，这句话突然让我们难过，并理解了他。他太在乎这段感情，所以才会这样疯狂。”

　10、Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous

　真正相爱的两个人，根本不需要猜疑。妒嫉从来留不住感情，相反只会把心爱的人推得越来越远。我们理解了罗斯，不证明他的做法是对的。

　11、Rachel: We should take a break A break from us

　你相信吗就为了应该谁道歉这样的小事儿，两个相爱的人就错过了七年

　12、Ross: (to Chloe) I like this song

　酒吧里，《with or without you》再次响起，罗斯忧郁地说：“我喜欢这歌。”而瑞秋在寂寞的窗前不停播着罗斯家的电话。

　那首歌反复唱着：“and you give yourself away,and you give ……and you give yourself away”

　为什么要错过呢为什么要放手呢为什么不能妥协，为什么不能原谅，为什么不能珍惜呢

　13、Ross: I can't imagine, I can't imagine my life without you (Both of them are starting to cry) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and

　“我不敢想象，我的世界没有你会怎么样没有你温柔的抚摸，没有你深情地凝视，没有你贴心的挂念，没有你使我赖以生存的爱。瑞秋，我们可不可以重归于好”

　Rachel: (crying) No I can't, you're a totally different person to me now I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever

　“我很想，但是不能。你已经不是我爱过的那个罗斯了，因为那个罗斯绝不会做伤害我的事，永远不会。”

　14、Phoebe: Y'know what, I can stay, I'm gonna stay

　Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmother' cab, but y'know what, I'll stay

　Monica: Noo! I'll stay He's my brother

　瑞秋和罗斯分手后，约其他人去滑雪。发现了罗斯的孤独，大家争着留下来陪他，即使意味着要玩两整天无聊的飞镖。

　15、Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great Cause you know love lasts forever

　与瑞 秋分 手后，罗斯去前妻家串门，发现她正准备和苏珊庆祝周年。

　“蜡烛，香槟，太棒了，因为，爱是一生一世的财富。”刚刚分手的罗斯说这话时特别让人难受。

　16、Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off) You planned this all out, and I don't want to ruin it, so you guys should just go

　菲比的车在半路上没油了。罗斯大老远跑过去帮助他们，却无法与他们一起去滑雪。他说：“不用担心我，我会好好过。你们计划了这么久了，好好玩吧。”

　然后目送朋友们远去，一人踏上孤单的回程(如果他能回的去的话)。

　17、Ross: I need juice! People need juice!!

　罗斯看到瑞秋和马克约会，心如刀绞，几乎抓狂。

　18、Monica: Something wrong

　Rachel: (She takes the T-shirt out of the box and holds it to her chest and take a deep breath) No Nothing

　罗斯将要回的小T恤又还给瑞秋，因为那是瑞秋最喜欢的睡衣。上帝，请告诉我，相爱的人为什么要分开

　19、Phoebe: Oh, it's so great to see you feeling like this!

　乔伊说看着爱的人跟别人回家，感觉太难受了。怪异的菲比说我真为你高兴，言外之意是我们的小孩乔伊终于长大了，体会到了真爱的感觉。

　20、Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what I'm saying is I should have considered your feelings before I went home with you that night

　I've recently learned what's it like to be on your side of it, and I'm sorry So, do you think you can forgive me (listens) Great Thanks Okay, bye

　可爱的乔伊，在体会到被人甩掉的感觉后，一一打电话跟他的一夜情女伴们道歉，请求她们的原谅。做任何事情前，先要考虑好对方的感受。

　21、Monica: (popping back up) Regular or decaf

　Pete: Ah, which ever is closest

　莫尼卡穿着旱冰鞋为男友拿饮料，问要哪一种。男友说要最近的那种。(因为他怕莫尼卡多走路 摔跤 )

　22、Phoebe: Okay, well they are a huge responsibility, especially at this age They require constant care They-they need just the right food, and lots and lots of love

　菲比说养宠物需要很多责任感。 教育 小孩子又何尝不是呢只有稳定的经济是不够的，你必须给他们源源不断的爱。

　23、Chandler: If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! And I'm not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!

　由于牵扯太多精力，钱德勒去还宠物小鸡，却发现如果还回去小鸡就要被杀掉，于是他带着它回来了，还多带了一只小鸭。

　24、Ross: Eh, Beause I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight

　罗斯要去电视台录节目，精心准备了一个下午。但当他发现瑞秋需要人陪着去医院，还是取消了节目的录制。

　永远要搞清楚：在你的生命里，什么才是真正重要的东西。

　25、Monica: Well then, y'know what I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this So if you have to do this, then you're gonna have to do it without me

　白痴富翁，为什么人总要如此固执他征服了商界、科学界，得到了世界上最美丽的女人，所以要去追逐体能的极限他征服和得到的那些，他懂得好好呵护吗

　26、Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!

　“跟你分手是因为我很生你的气，并不是因为我能不再爱你。”

作为看了这么多遍的老友记粉，看到这个问题想起来很多。其实最多伏笔的就是Chandler跟Monica的恋情了。不知道是编剧早就想撮合那一对还是应景生材写成他俩开始于沮丧后的一夜激情，终于牵手一生。可能说是伏笔，不如说是得知后来剧情后，许多东西就脑补成伏笔了。

Monica & Chandler篇

（1）S1E23 The one with the birth

Ross的第一个儿子出生那集，大家在妇产科病房等待孩子出生。Phoebe看到了一对双胞胎被抱了出来，Monica看到了说，”这世界太特么不公平了，为什么人家有两个我一个都没有？” 躺在沙发上的Chandler说，“你会有的。”Monica回复：”好吧，什么时候？”

Chandler说：

之后就是Monica问，为啥我40了还是单身？然后Chandler逗出了一个关于降落伞的梗，“Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack”（妈蛋，降落伞背错了其实是个背包，意思就是本来是给Monica台阶下的，结果适得其反让自己尴尬）

（2）S2E4 The one with Phoebe's husband

除了Phoebe去见她所谓的gay老公，其他人都在Ross家hangout，还有Ross的临时女友Julie，一个中国女孩。大家一起看Joey出演的A片，Chandler与Monica的动作很有默契很二很逗，有这样的女孩陪你二，陪你逗比，那一定要注意她哦。

其实这些镜头有很多，跟其他的演员都有，现在看来， 从友情发展出来的爱情，爱情的萌芽可能早早就慢慢成长，需要一个时机去捅破那层纸吧。

（3）S2E19 The one where Eddie won't go

这一集，变态室友晚上看Chandler睡觉被C发现了，受不了了，要赶他走。第二天晚上，Chandler跑到Monica家要睡他们沙发。晚上睡觉，Monica可能是早早起床打扫、做饭吧，看到沙发上的Chandler，于是，微笑着伏下来看着闭着眼的Chan~Chan~man，充满了爱意哈哈。

然后Chandler醒了，看到这一幕，那个不爽，为啥这么多变态都喜欢看别人睡觉。谢谢知友 @应之杰 提醒。

喜欢是可以通过眼神传递的哦。

（4）S3E6 The one with the flashback

这一集回忆了整个剧集之前的事情，起于Janice关于这六人是否有差点跟其中另一个上床的经历的疑问。故事应该发生在S1E1前不久。Phoebe由于受不了Monica的控制欲、洁癖与强迫症搬走了，Monica非常沮丧，正好Chandler过来要啤酒，看到Monica去安慰她，Chandler说，你是我能遇到最漂亮的女人，肯定会有男朋友的。

如果这不是一个然后就没有然后的故事，接下来就是，四目一并，拥吻，解开浴巾，推倒女神的故事。然而后来Chandler话锋一转，说这个浴巾摸起来真棒啊（目前看是典型的然后就没有然后）。其实这是一个然后还有然后并且是逆袭女神的故事。这让我不禁在想，如果这次推倒了，事后可能也不会像伦敦那次推倒后那样发展吧，可能就是另一个前室友故事，分手无法再见一人搬走成了五人行。。。看来Chandler必须被推倒，被求婚才能玩的下去。。。。。。

（5）S3E8 The one with the giant poking device

经多位知友 @O Tao @wilson wang @张语涵 提醒，在这集中，Ross将Ben交给了Monica和Rachel看管，Monica在逗小孩过程中把脑袋磕到房梁上起了个包。之后那个小孩就开始Monica Bang，Monica Bang的叫了，这是为仆先知哦。

（6）S3E25 The one with the beach

Monica与Chandler等Phoebe的出租车去沙滩，一对情侣走过去了，Monica说，我再也不会有个男朋友了，我将孤独终生。Chandler说，如果worse comes to worse，我可以做你男朋友。然后Monica露出了这个笑容，印象深刻哈哈：

然后Chandler觉得你丫笑的太损人了吧。。。

之后在沙滩别墅里俩人有过多次的互相调侃，Chandler装成矮人去约Monica：

比如下一集中的Chandler说发生核爆了世界上就剩下了我一个男人，你会跟我约会吗：

然后Monica用贱贱的特无奈的口气说，yeah够了真的够了

以上搬运自知乎李大锤，感兴趣的话请到知乎原作者处看完。

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301 The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy

[Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering]

Joey: I'm tellin' ya that girl totally winked at me

All: Did not, she did not wink at you (sees that their sacred couch is occupied by strangers)

Chandler: Huh (They all leave, dejected)

Opening Credits

[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast]

Ross: I have to say Tupolo Honey by Van Morrison

Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were

Phoebe: See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's The Boss

Rachel: What song was that, Pheebs

Phoebe: (singing) Hold me close, young Tony Dan-za

(Monica enters from her bedroom)

Phoebe: Hi Monica!

Ross: Hey Mon!

Rachel: Hey Mon!

(she just walks straight into the bathroom)

Phoebe: Oh my God, has she slept at all

Ross: Nope

Rachel: No, it's been three nights in a row

Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so

Phoebe: Oh, okay that explains it I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom]

Chandler: Morning

Joey: Morning, hey, you made pancakes

Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that

Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey

Joey: (sarcastically) Good morning

Chandler: Hey, you know what, here's a thought Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me

Janice: Oh, I wish Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer

Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced I'm such a grown up

Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go Okay, not without a kiss

Chandler: Well, maybe I won't kiss you, and then you'll have to stay

Joey: (under his breath) Kiss her! Kiss her!

Janice: I'll see you later, sweetie Bye Joey

Joey: B-bye Janice So when ya' dumpin' her

Chandler: Nope, not this time

Joey: Come on, quite yankin' me

Chandler: I'm not yanking you

Joey: This is Janice

Chandler: Yeah, I know She makes me happy

Joey: Okay All right You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her No blinking

Chandler: (looks him in the eye) I'm not breaking up with her! (they stare at each other for a while, then Joey blows in his face)

[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is entering from the bathroom]

Monica: God, look what I found in the drain

Rachel: What!

Monica: It's some of Richard's hair! (holds it close to Ross) What do I do with this

Ross: Getting it away from me would be job one

Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)

Phoebe: Ooh Oh It looks like, like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal (Ross gives her this look, like 'Yeah, doesn't it', and gets up to dump it down the drain)

Monica: God, what is wrong with me

Ross: You need to get some sleep

Monica: I need to get some Richard

Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason

Monica: I know, I know I'm just so tired of-of missing him I'm tired of wondering why hasn't he called Why hasn't he called!

Phoebe: Maybe, because you told him not to

Monica: What are you the memory woman

Joey: (entering) Their not breaking up Chandler and Janice Their not breaking up He didn't blink or anything

Rachel: Well, you know I'm not surprised I mean have you seen them together, they're really cute

Joey: Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice

Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now I mean what can we do

Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do Huh All right who's first Huh Ross

Ross: Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her

Joey: Yeah, we'll call that Plan B All right

[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed]

Rachel: (she leans over and kisses him on the cheek) Honey, I was wondering

Ross: Hmm

Rachel: Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform

Ross: Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place

Rachel: Hmm

Ross: I think I have an old band uniform from high school

Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right

Ross: Yeah

Rachel: Well honey, what about you

Ross: What

Ross: Oh, she didn't think it would be that big of deal

Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that

301 （星际大战中的）莉亚公主

那个女孩一定在跟我使眼色

她才没有

你总是以为别人在跟你使眼色

我会认为是范莫里生的“陶此洛密糖”

不会吧

我会认为最浪漫的曲子是“俏郎君”

我觉得是艾尔顿强

帮演“妙管家”的家伙写的歌

那是什么歌

“抱紧我，年轻的汤尼丹佐”

莫妮卡

莫妮卡

天啊

她到底有没有睡觉

没有

已经连续三个晚上了

从昨天起，她终于不哭了

但是她又在阳台发现

理查抽过的雪茄

好吧，这说明了为何我在

清晨两点接到一通电话

而我只能听到一些吱吱的声音

我就想“一定是老鼠或负鼠”

然后我就想，好吧…

老鼠或负鼠怎么会有钱打电话呢

早

你做了松饼啊

是啊，你还以为我真的会做呢

摩妮卡和瑞秋有糖浆

我可以让我的男人开心了

早安，乔伊

早安

你干脆别去上班

跟我在一起就好了

是啊，但愿如此

你有报告要做

而我得去见律师

我真不敢相信

我竟跟要离婚的女生约会

我真像个大人

我要走了…

给我个吻才能走

或者我就不亲你

这样你就会留下来

亲她！

再见甜心，再见乔伊

再见，珍妮丝

你什么时候要甩掉她

不会

这次不会了

拜托，别整我了

我又没有整你

她可是珍妮丝

对,我知道

她让我很愉快

好，你看着我的眼睛

告诉我，不可以眨眼睛

说你不会跟她分手但别眨眼睛

我不会跟她分手

天啊，你看我在排水管里

发现什么

什么

这些是理查的头发

我该拿这些怎么办

第一件事就是把它从我身边拿开

奇怪，但我并不想把它丢掉

这些是我仅有的属于他的东西

呕心的…

排水管的头发

真好玩，好像有一个小人

在你的麦片里淹死了

我是怎么了

你需要一些睡眠

我需要的是理查

你跟他分手是有原因的

我知道…

我只是不想再这么想他

不愿再去想，他为何不打来

他为何都没打来

可能因为你叫他别再打来

你到底是什么

记忆女王吗

他们不会分手!我是说钱德和珍妮丝

他们不会分手!他的眼睛连眨一下都没有

我一点也不惊讶

你看过他们在一起的样子吗

他们真的好可爱

“可爱”那可是珍妮丝!

你记得珍妮丝吗

我记得啊，她很惹人厌

但是你知道吗

她现在是他的女朋友

那我们能怎么办

这就对了，我就是要这种精神

“我们能怎么办”

好，谁先来罗斯

钱德是我们的朋友

而珍妮丝能让他快乐

所以我们就成熟点，接受她

这个先归类在B计划

甜心

我在想啊……

你那套海军制服还在吗

不，我拿去戏服店还了

我还有一套高中乐团的旧制服

你记得高中时不能做爱吧

是啊

甜心，那么你呢…

你有过任何有趣的幻想吗

没有

别这样，你一定有

没有

罗斯，你知道吗

如果你跟我说或许我会帮你实现

你有没有看过星际大战的

“绝地大反攻”

你记不记得那场戏…

当赫特族的贾霸出现时

贾霸和他的囚犯…

莉亚公主

发你邮箱后采纳 给我 address ,ur mail box

老友记十季八集的台词：

1、Shelley: Question You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you

问你个问题。你现在单身，对吗。因为我知道有个人很适合你。

2、Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'

适合就是个问题。你要是说共同依赖或者自我毁灭的话。

3、Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday

你周六要约会吗？

4、Shelley: Well yeah! Oh God I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now(backs out of the room) Okay, goodbye

对啊，天啦，我以为，我现在要把我自己冲到厕所去。

5、Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not

但是菲比过生日的时候，你一整晚都盯着我的胸看，我就知道你也许不是。