“浪漫”用英语怎么说？

“浪漫”的英文：romantic

romantic 读法 英 [rəʊˈmæntɪk]   美 [roʊˈmæntɪk]  

1、作形容词的意思是：浪漫主义的;浪漫的，谈情说爱的，多情的，风流的，香艳的;空想的，虚构的，怪诞的，想入非非的，不实际的，难实行的（计划等）;传奇（式）的，小说般的，情节离奇的

2、作名词的意思是：富于浪漫气息的人;浪漫主义作家[画家等]，浪漫派诗人[艺术家];浪漫思想[行为]

短语：

1、romantic love 浪漫爱情

2、romantic movement 浪漫主义运动（十八世纪末及十九世纪初西欧掀起的文学艺术运动）

3、new romantic 新浪漫；新浪漫主义

扩展资料

一、romantic的相关词语：romance

romance 读法 英 [rə(ʊ)'mæns; 'rəʊmæns]  美 [ro'mæns] 

1、n 传奇；浪漫史；风流韵事；冒险故事

2、vi 虚构；渲染；写传奇

短语：

1、Romance language 罗曼语

2、romance 浪漫史

二、romance的词义辨析：

story, tale, fiction, fable, romance这组词都有“小说，故事”的意思，其区别是：

1、story 指篇幅较短，常包含一系列情节或事件，口述或书写成文的故事。

2、tale 常可与story换用，指以事实为中心作叙述的故事，也指古代流传下来的传说故事或神话故事。

3、fiction 指部分或全部虚构的短篇、中篇、长篇小说，也指传奇故事，是小说的总称。

4、fable 指短小而寓有教育意义的虚构故事。故事的主人公多为拟人化的动物或非动物之类。也作传说解。

5、romance 系novel早期的代用词，泛指具有强烈神话和传奇色彩的故事，现指爱情故事。

somebody（SB）  love you 有人爱你。

例句：

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to wear and somebody to love you 

在这个世界上要做的最重要的事情就是有饭吃，有衣穿，有人爱。

If somebody says'I love you', then it means nothing, but if he gives you a big piece of his meat then you know you are important for him 

但是如果他给你一块盘子里的肉，你就知道，你对他来说很重要。

To give yourself a chance to love somebody, to give somebody a chance to love you, Maybe your true love is there 

给自己一个爱别人的机会，也给别人一个爱你的机会，也许你会发现爱就在不远处。

浪漫的英文情话

1、想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can’t be expressed with any choice of words

2、你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。Do you understand the feeling of missing someone It is just like that you will spend a long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you he drunk into tears

3、你在时你是一切，你不在时一切是你！You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not

4、常常想起曾和你在一起的那些日子。开心、快乐、幸福、失落、伤心、痛苦的所有日子。很想你，很想你……Those days when we were together appear in my mind time after time, because they were so joyful, happy, blest, disappointing, sad and painful I miss you ,and miss you so much……

5、你知道么，有个人时时想念着你，惦记你，你含笑的眼睛，象星光闪闪，缀在我的心幕上，夜夜亮晶晶。Do you know there is someone thinking of you and caring you all the time Your smiling eyes are just like the sparkling stars hanging on the curtain of my heart

6、心要让你听见，爱要让

英文幽默笑话Misc Jokes

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car

Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40

Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture of handcuffs The motorist promptly sent the money for the fine

A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested

Drug Possession Defendant Christopher Jansen, on trial in March in Pontiac, Michigan, said he had been searched without a warrant The prosecutor said the officer didn't need a warrant because a "bulge" in Christopher's jacket could have been a gun Nonsense, said Christopher, who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day in court He handed it over so the judge could see it The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket and laughed so hard he required a five minute recess to compose himself

Oklahoma City:

Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in a district court when he fired his lawyer Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should of blown your (expletive) head off" The defendant paused, then quickly added, "if I'd been the one that was there"

The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommended a 30 year sentence

Detroit:

RC Gaitlan, 21 walked up to two patrol officers who were showing their squad car computer equipment to children in a Detroit neighborhood When he asked how the system worked, the officer asked him for identification Gaitlan gave them his drivers license, they entered it into the computer, and moments later they arrested Gaitlan because information on the screen showed Gaitlan was wanted for a two year old armed robbery in St Louis, Missouri

Colorado Springs:

Guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21" The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag The robber then ran from the store with his loot The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license They arrested the robber two hours later

参考资料：

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A man goes to church and starts talking to God He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少"上帝回答:"一便士"男子又问:"那一百万年呢"上帝说:"一秒钟"最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗"上帝回答:"过一秒钟"

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins" The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins" After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets" Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers" Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says

"Congratulations, you got twins x2" Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons" All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong I work for 7up"!

四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎"男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理"过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎"男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了我是3M公司的董事"最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎"男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作"他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"

呵呵,一个比一个效率高

Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together" The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile" The genie said the magic words and the wish came true Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out" President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridgeFill it with water!!!

拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个"加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃"精灵说了咒语愿望实现了拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情"精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去"布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶注满水!!!"

My Baby Swallowed a Bullet

Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet What shall I do

Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody"

Notes

1 to swallow a bullet: 吞下一颗子弹

2 to point at: 对瞄准

个中意味自己体会吧 :)

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Once two hunters went hunting in the forest One of them suddenly fell down by accident He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead" Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next"

两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？”

什么叫做英语笑话？英语笑话在英语中说就跟你用中文说中文笑话，不是一样的吗？你如果是指这个笑话是用英文说出来的，我觉得直接用joke讲即可；然而你若是形容这一个笑话是英文的话，就说english

joke

也是可以的。

drollery；jest；joke

都是指笑话的意思，不过我们通常用的就是joke，至少我是那么认为的。

　幽默笑话我们看不少了，可逆看过 英语笑话 故事 吗下面我为大家整理了一些长篇英语笑话故事资料，快跟我一起来看看。

经典长篇英语笑话故事

　1、My Husband Will Be Home Soon

　A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard

　"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face"

　James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"

　"Oh please" the girlfriend asked again, in a y little voice

　"Oh really, I can't," he replies"My wife loves this beard!!"

　The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping

　The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"

　我丈夫马上就要回来了

　一个已婚男人去 拜访 他的“女朋友”时，女朋友要求他剃去胡须。

　“噢，詹姆斯，我喜欢你的胡子，但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。”

　詹姆斯回答说，“我的妻子喜欢我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否则她会杀了我的。”

　“噢，我求你了，”女朋友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。

　“可是，我不能，”他回答道，“我的妻子喜欢这胡子。”

　在女朋友再三请求下，他终于屈服同意了。夜里，在妻子熟睡时，詹姆斯爬上了床。

　妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，“噢，迈克尔，你不应该在这里，我的丈夫很快就要回来了。”

　2、Be Careful What You Wish For

　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day

　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each

　The wife wanted to travel around the world The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand

　Next, it was the husband's turn He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me"

　The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety

　慎重许愿

　一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。

　庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。

　妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。

　接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人长篇英语笑话故事长篇英语笑话故事。”

　仙女拾起了 魔术 棒。“呯!”，他变成了90岁。

　3、This just in : NEW VIRUS WARNING

　If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it This is the most dangerous Email virus yet

　It will re-write your hard drive Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play

　It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank It will drink all your beer and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over

　It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic

　Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile It will give you nightmares about circus midgets It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card

　It will seduce your grandmother It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear

　Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub It will wantonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole It is insidious and subtle It is dangerous and terrifying to behold It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve

　这是一个：电脑新病毒的警告

　如果你收到一封主题是“ 倒霉透了”的邮件时，立即删除千万不要阅读。这是迄今最为危险的邮件病毒。

　它会重写你的硬盘，不止这些，还会损坏任何离你电脑很近的磁碟。重置你冰箱的制冷度数让好吃的冰淇淋全部化掉，牛奶也馊掉。它还会让你的所有信用卡磁条失效，更改你在自动提款机上取钱的密码，你录像机上的影像资料也会变得乱七八糟，它还利用子空间场谐波刮坏任何你想听的CD。

　它还会把你的新电话号码告诉你的旧情人，把防冻剂注入到你的鱼缸里，它将喝光你所有的啤酒，然后，当有人上门的时候，将它的臭袜子留在茶几上。

　当你迟到的时候它会藏起你的车钥匙，还会干扰你车内的音响系统，好让你在塞车的时候欣赏沙沙的静电声。

　“倒霉透了”还会把你的洗发水换成脱毛膏，然后把你的脱毛膏换成生发液还始终在你背后与你的现任情人幽会，用你的维萨信用卡支付他们的酒店浪漫费用

　它会色诱你的祖母，不管她在不在人世。这些都显示了此邮件的影响力，它就是这样毁掉了坟墓内外所有美好的事。

　这个邮件会使你患上荷兰榆树病，它会让你的屁股永远放不到马桶座垫上，还会把电吹风插在放满水的浴缸旁边的插座上，它会肆意篡改枕头和床垫的禁止事项，把脱脂牛奶换成全脂牛奶。它躲在暗处，到处写满了它的危险和可怕，不过，它呈现的淡紫色到是相当有趣的。

　4、One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it

　"Oh, that," Frank said "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box" Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad

　"But what about the 10,000 dollars"

　"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them"

　一天，妻子 Sue 在整理床铺时，偶然发现了一个小盒子。出于好奇心，她小心翼翼的打开了盒子，发现里面放了三枚鸡蛋和10000美元钞票。对于相处了20余年丈夫居然对自己隐瞒了此事，她开始感到有些疑惑不安。

　“哦，是这样的，”丈夫 Frank 解释道，“每次我做了对你不忠的事，我就会在这个盒子里放一枚鸡蛋。” Sue 虽然对此感到不很高兴，但是转念又一想20多年的丈夫背着她有婚外情也不过只有三次，想想也不算太坏。

　“那么另外的那10000美元是怎么回事”

　“每当鸡蛋凑够一打，我就卖了换成现金。”

　5、A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help I promised a friend I would meet him an hourago, but I don't know where I am"

　The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude"

　"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist

　"I am," replied the woman "How did you know"

　"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of you, and the fact is I am still lost Frankly, you've not been much help so far"

　The woman below responded, "You must be in management"

　"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know"

　"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault!"

　一个男人在热气球上，发现自己迷失了方向。他下降高度，下方有一个妇女。他又下降了一点，大声呼喊,"打扰下，你能帮个忙吗，一个小时以前我答应了一个朋友要和他见面，但现在我不知道我身处何地。”

　妇女在下面回答，“你在一个热气球里，大约离地面三十英尺。你在北纬40-41度之间，西经59-60度之间。”

　“你必定是个工程设计师，”气球上的男人说长篇英语笑话故事笑话大全。

　“我是，”女人回答。“你是怎么知道的”

　“是这样，”气球上的男人说“你告诉我的事在技术上都是正确的，但是我无法理解你的看法，事实是我依旧迷失。坦白说，到目前为止你没帮上我多少

　”

　下面的妇女回应道，“你一定是在管理部门工作。”

　“我是，”气球上的男人回答，“这你是怎么知道的”

　“是啊，”妇女说，“你总是不知道你在哪里，也不知道你要去哪里。你的上升，是由于大量的热气。你对别人许下的承诺，你不知道如何履行，而且你还期望在你下面的人会解决你的问题。事实就是在我们见面之前，我们都在完全相同的立场上，可现在，不知怎么地，却成了我的错了。”

　搞笑的长篇英语笑话故事

　1、Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work

　The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on Everything inside them is numbered"

　"I think librarians are the easiest," said the second "When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically1"

　The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians Their organs are color-coded"

　"You're all wrong," said, the fourth "Lawyers are easiest They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asset are interchangeable"

　四个医生边喝咖啡休息边讨论他们的工作。

　第一个说，“我认为给会计手术最容易,因为他们的器官都有编号。”

　“我觉得图书管理员最容易司法英语笑话司法英语笑话。”第二个说, “他们的器官都按字母顺序排列。”

　第三个医生说，“我喜欢给电工手术，他们的器官都有带颜色的编码

　“你们都错了”，第四个说，“律师是最容易的，他们没心、没肠、没骨头，而且他们的脑子用钱就能换掉。”

　2、Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident Just how far can you see clearly

　Witness1: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away

　律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西

　证人：这么说吧，早上起床后我看见太阳，别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。

　3、An American attorney1 had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked "Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your country and then suel the landowners for lots of money"

　Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partners and started speaking rapidly in Italian When they stopped, the American attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law

　"No, no" one replied "We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks"

　一位美国律师刚结束他在意大利一所法律学校的客座演讲，就有一位意大利律师走近他问：“听说在你们国家里，一个人跌倒在人行道上，他就会起诉这块地的所有者赔偿很多钱，这是真的吗”

　得知这是真的后，意大利律师转向他的同行开始用意大利语快速谈论起来。当他们停下来后，美国律师问他们是否想去美国做法律工作司法英语笑话笑话大全。

　“不，不，”有一个人回答说，“我们要去美国跌倒在人行道上。”

　 长篇英语笑话故事精品

　1、A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner

　The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people" A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that cornerNOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction

　Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"

　一名新警察与老警察开着警车第一次出去巡逻。 他们得到命令去疏散一群闲逛的人，于是他们开车去了那条街，看到路口站着一群人。

　新警察摇下窗户：“大家注意了，快离开这里。”人们看了他几眼，没理他。他喊起来：“离开这里，马上离开!”大家都不知道怎么回事，但是在他的威胁下还是离开了。

　新警察对他第一次执行公务的结果很满意，对老警察说：“我干得怎么样”“你做得很好，”老警察笑着说，“尤其是在公共汽车站。”

　2、A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States

　After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the kays"

　The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated "Give me the kays" The Italian shrugged his shoulders Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks

　我的一位朋友在给一个成人学生班级上英语课每日精品英语笑话每日精品英语笑话。他们都是新近来美国生活的。

　在一张桌子上摆了许多日常用品之后，他请全班同学给他挑出尺子，书本，钢笔等。课进行得井然有序，学生们对自己所做的似乎很感兴趣，也很认真。后来轮到一名来自意大利的学生，我的朋友说：“给我钥匙

　那人看起来非常吃惊，也有点手足无措。看到这种情况，我的朋友想是他没有听清楚，于是又重复了一遍：“给我钥匙。”那位意大利学生耸了耸肩。接着，他伸出胳膊搂住老师的脖子在双颊上亲了两下

　3、An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff'

　'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap'

　The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen'

　'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven'

　'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five'

　一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店每日精品英语笑话笑话大全。 她问店员：“这东西要多少钱”

　“七美元，太太，这是很便宜的。”

　老太太说：“太贵了，十四美元差不多。”

　店员忙说：“我没说十七美元，是七美元。”

　“还是太贵，”老太太说：“五美元，我就买啦。”