the feast was celebrated with GREat splendor, and at its conclusion the wise women presented the child with their magic gifts The one gave her virtue, the second one beauty, the third one wealth, and so on with everything that one could wish for on earth盛大的宴会结束后，各位来宾都给这个小公主送上了的礼物。女巫师们一个送给她美德，另一个送给她美貌，还有一个送给她富有，她们把世人所希望的，世上所有的优点和期盼都送给了她。
the eleventh one had just pronounced her blessing when the thirteenth one suddenly walked in She wanted to avenge herself for not having been invited, and without GREeting anyone or even looking at them she cried out with a loud voice, "In the princess's fifteenth year she shall prick herself with a spindle and fall over dead" And without saying another word she turned around and left the hall当第十一个女巫师刚刚为她祝福之后，第十三个女巫师，也就是那个没有被邀请的女巫师走了进来，她对没有被邀请感到非常愤怒，她要对此进行报复，要献上她恶毒的咒语。所以她进来后就大声叫道：「国王的女儿在十五岁时会被一个纺锤弄伤，最后死去。」
Everyone was horrified, and the twelfth wise woman, who had not yet offered her wish, stepped foreward Because she was unable to undo the wicked wish, but only to soften it, she said, "It shall not be her death The princess will only fall into a hundred-year deep sleep"所有在场的人都大惊失色。可是第十二个女巫师还没有献上她的礼物，便走上前来说：「这个凶险的咒语的确会应验，但公主能够化险为夷。她不会死去，而只是昏睡过去，而且一睡就是一百年。」
the king, wanting to rescue his dear child, issued an order that all spindles in the entire kingdom should be burned The wise women's gifts were all fulfilled on the girl, for she was so beautiful, well behaved, friendly, and intelligent that everyone who saw her had to love her国王为了不使他的女儿遭到那种不幸，命令将王国里的所有纺锤都收上来，又把它们全部销毁。随着时间的流逝，女巫师们的所有祝福都在公主身上应验了：她聪明美丽，性格温柔，举止优雅，真是人见人爱。
Now it happened that on the day when she turned fifteen years of age the king and the queen were not at home, and the girl was all alone in the castle She walked around from one place to the next, looking into rooms and chambers as her heart desired Finally she came to an old tower She climbed up the narrow, winding stairs and arrived at a small door In the lock there was a rusty key, and when she turned it the door sprang open There in a small room sat an old woman with a spindle busily spinning her flax但恰恰在她十五岁的那一天，国王和王后都不在家，公主单独一个人被留在王宫里。她在宫里到处穿来穿去，大小房间都看完了，最后，她来到了一个古老的宫楼。宫楼里面有一座很狭窄的楼梯，楼梯尽头有一扇门，门上插着一把金钥匙。当她转动金钥匙时，门一下子就弹开了，一个老太婆坐在里面在忙着纺纱。
"Good day, old woman," said the princess "What are you doing there" 公主见了说道：「喂！老妈妈，您好！您这是在干甚么呀？」
"I am spinning," said the old woman, nodding her head
「纺纱。」老太婆回答说，接着又点了点头。
"What is that thing that is so merrily bouncing about" asked the girl, taking hold of the spindle, for she too wanted to spin「这小东西转起来真有意思！」说着，公主上前也想拿起纺锤纺纱。
She had no sooner touched the spindle when the magic curse was fulfilled, and she pricked herself in the finger The instant that she felt the prick she fell onto a bed that was standing there, and she lay there in a deep sleep但她刚一碰到它，立即就倒在地上失去了知觉，以前的咒语真的应验了。
And this sleep spread throughout the entire castle The king and queen, who had just returned home, walked into the hall and began falling asleep, and all of their attendants as well The horses fell asleep in their stalls, the dogs in the courtyard, the pigeons on the roof, the flies on the walls, and even the fire on the hearth flickered, stopped moving, and fell asleep The roast stopped sizzling The cook, who was about to pull kitchen boy's hair for having done something wrong, let him loose and fell asleep The wind stopped blowing, and outside the castle not a leaf was stirring in the trees然而，她并没有死，只是倒在那里沉沉地睡去了。国王和王后正在这时回来了，他们刚走进大厅也跟着睡着了；马厩里的马，院子里的狗，屋顶上的鸽子，墙上的苍蝇，也都跟着睡着了；甚至连火炉里的火也停止燃烧入睡了；烧烤的肉不炸响了；厨师此刻正抓住一个做错了事的童工的头发，要给他一耳光，让他滚出去，他们两个也定在那儿睡过去了。所有的一切都不动了，全都沉沉地睡去。
Round about the castle a thorn hedge began to grow, and every year it became higher, until it finally surrounded and covered the entire castle Finally nothing at all could be seen of it, not even the flag on the roof不久，王宫的四周长出了一道蒺藜组成的大篱笆，年复一年，它们越长越高，越长越茂密，最后竟将整座宫殿遮得严严实实，甚至连屋顶和烟囱也看不见了。
A legend circulated throughout the land about the beautiful sleeping Little Brier-Rose, for so the princess was called Legends also told that from time to time princes came, wanting to force their way through the hedge into the castle However, they did not succeed, for the thorns held firmly together, as though they had hands, and the young men became stuck in them, could not free themselves, and died miserably於是，关於这个王国流传开了这样一个传说，一个漂亮的正在睡觉的玫瑰公主的传说，人们所说的玫瑰公主其实就是国王的女儿。从那以后，有不少王子来探险，他们披荆斩棘想穿过树篱到王宫里去，但都没有成功，不是被蒺藜缠住就是被树丛跘倒在里面，就像是有无数只手牢牢地抓住他们难以脱身一样，他们最终都痛苦地死去。
Many long, long years later, once again a prince came to the country He heard an old man telling about the thorn hedge It was said that there was a castle behind it, in which a beautiful princess named Little Brier-Rose had been asleep for a hundred years, and with her the king and the queen and all the royal attendants were sleeping He also knew from his grandfather that many princes had come and tried to penetrate the thorn hedge, but they had become stuck in it and died a sorrowful death许多许多年过去了，一天，又有一位王子踏上了这块土地。一位老大爷向他讲起了蒺藜树丛的故事，说树篱之内有一座漂亮的王宫，王宫里有一位仙女般的公主，她的名字叫玫瑰公主，她和整座王宫及里面的人都在沉睡。他还说，他曾听他的爷爷谈起有许许多多的王子来过这儿，他们都想穿过树篱，但都被缠在里面死去了。
then the young man said, "I am not afraid I will go there and see the beautiful Little Brier-Rose" However much the good old man tried to dissuade him, the prince would not listen to his words听了这些，这位王子说：「所有这些都吓不倒我，我要看玫瑰公主去！」老人劝他不要去试，可他却坚持要去。
the hundred years had just passed, and the day had come when Little Brier-Rose was to awaken When the prince approached the thorn hedge, it was nothing but large, beautiful flowers that separated by themselves, allowing him to pass through without harm, but then behind him closed back into a hedge这天，时间正好过去了一百年，所以当王子来到树篱丛时，他看到的全是盛开着美丽花朵的灌木，他很轻松地就穿过了树篱。随着他在前面走，身后树篱又密密地合拢了。
In the courtyard he saw the horses and spotted hunting dogs lying there asleep, and on the roof the pigeons, perched with their little heads tucked under they wings When he walked inside the flies were asleep on the wall, the cook in the kitchen was still holding up his hand as if he wanted to grab the boy, and the maid was sitting in front of the black chicken that was supposed to be plucked最后，他到达了王宫，看见大院内狗躺在那儿沉睡，马厩里的马在沉睡，屋顶上的鸽子将头埋在翅膀下沉睡。他走进王宫内，看见墙上的苍蝇在沉睡，厨房里的厨师向上举着手，似乎是要打那童工一耳光，一个女仆手里抓着一只黑母鸡准备拔毛。
He walked on still further, and it was so quiet that he could hear his own breath Finally he came to the tower and opened the door to the little room where Little Brier-Rose was sleeping 他继续向里寻去，一切都静得出奇，连自己的呼吸都清晰可闻。终於，他来到古老的宫楼，推开了玫瑰公主在的那个小房间的门。
there she lay and was so beautiful that he could not take his eyes off her He bent over and gave her a kiss When he touched her with the kiss Little Brier-Rose opened her eyes, awoke, and looked at him kindly。玫瑰公主睡得正香，她是那么美丽动人，他瞪大眼睛，连眨也舍不得眨一下，看着看着，禁不住俯下身去吻了她一下。就这一吻，玫瑰**一下子苏醒过来，她张开双眼，微笑着充满深情地注视着他，王子抱着她一起走出了宫楼。
they went downstairs together, and the king awoke, and the queen, and all the royal attendants, and they looked at one another in amazement The horses in the courtyard stood up and shook themselves The hunting dogs jumped and wagged their tails The pigeons on the roof pulled their little heads out from beneath their wings, looked around, and flew into the field The flies on the walls crept about again The fire in the kitchen rose up, broke into flames, and cooked the food The roast began to sizzle once again The cook boxed the boy's ears, causing him to cry, and the maid finished plucking the chicken此刻，国王和王后也醒过来了，王宫里所有的人都醒过来了。他们怀着极大的好奇心互相凝视着，似乎还不明白到底发生了甚么事情。马站了起来，摇摆着身体；狗儿欢跳不止，汪汪吠叫；鸽子由翅膀下抬起了头，昂首四顾，振翅飞向田野；墙上的苍蝇嗡嗡地飞了开去；厨房里的火又窜起了火苗开始烧饭，烧烤的肉又吱吱作响；厨师怒吼着扇了童工一个耳光；女仆继续给鸡拔毛，一切都恢复了往日的模样。
And then the prince's marriage to Little Brier-Rose was celebrated with GREat splendor, and they lived happily until they died 不久，王子和玫瑰公主举行了盛大的结婚典礼，他们幸福欢乐地生活在一起，一直白头到老。
有点撩的哄睡觉的小故事
有点撩的哄睡觉的小故事，相信很多人都有过睡前看故事的习惯，当爱人失眠的时候我们可以准备一些小故事讲给她听，这样可以让对方感觉到很浪漫，以下分享有点撩的哄睡觉的小故事
有点撩的哄睡觉的小故事1小故事一：射箭比赛
珀涅罗珀也觉得现在是布置射箭比赛的时候了。她手中拿着一把带有象牙柄的铜钥匙，由女仆们陪着，来到后库房，那是奥德修斯储藏财宝的地方。
她看到钉子上挂着一张硬弓和一个箭袋，便伸手把两样东西取了下来。他睹物思人，不禁伤心地流下了眼泪。
她让女仆拿着弓和箭袋离开了库房。珀涅罗珀一直走进大厅，要求求婚人安静，然后对他们说：“你们这些求婚人请听着，凡想得到我的人，都必须作好准备，我们将举行一种比赛!这里有我丈夫的一张硬弓，那里依次排着十二把斧头。不管谁，只要能拉弓一箭射过十二把斧头的穿孔，就可娶我为妻，我也将随他同去。”
小故事二：特洛伊战争
帕里斯必须从三个希腊女神雅典娜、赫拉和阿芙洛狄忒中选出一个是最美丽的女神，那个女神将得到金苹果。
他选择了阿芙洛狄忒，阿芙洛狄忒是爱情女神，作为回报，阿芙洛狄忒说凡间最美丽的女人将会成为帕里斯的妻子。这个时候帕里斯已经有了妻子俄诺涅。
而女神嘴里说的凡间最美丽的女人却不是他的妻子俄诺涅，而是斯巴达的海伦，是斯巴达国王的妻子。帕里斯在遇到海伦之后，惊为天人，两人很快陷入爱河，为了跟爱人厮守，帕里斯抛弃了妻子，不顾一切和海伦一起私奔了。因此引起了斯巴达和特洛伊之间的战争。
小故事三：俄尔甫斯与欧律狄克
俄耳甫斯是太阳神阿波罗和司管文艺的女神卡利俄帕的儿子，他的琴声和歌声能迷惑百兽。
自从妻子欧律狄克被毒蛇夺取生命后，俄耳甫斯痛不欲生，在爱神的帮助下俄耳甫斯义无反顾前往冥府解救妻子。
不过解救妻子有两个条件：第一，在返回的路上，他不能回头看欧率狄克;第二，此戒令不可外泄。
俄尔甫斯在回来的路上抵御不住对妻子的思念，回过头看了她一眼，导致妻子第二次死去。被人类和众神遗弃的俄耳甫斯想到了自杀。
把妹对于我以前来说，真心是太难了，童子身保持了28年之久，那个时候心里都有阴影，恐惧跟女生接触。也是偶然情况下看到了一本把妹的书～“泡学老王全集”里面教了很多追女生的方法，而且都是不用表白直接就能确定关系并且拿下。从此桃花运不断，搞定了一个又一个的正妹。现在才明白，把妹就是个技术活，懂与不懂的结果完全是不同的。
我觉得想脱单的兄弟们都可以看下，去上百度搜下就有电子书的，不花钱就能看，关键效果还是奇好，学以致用，祝兄弟们都早日脱单。
有点撩的哄睡觉的`小故事2哄女朋友的睡前故事超甜超撩1
在美丽的大森林，住着许多小动物，有可爱的小兔子，聪明伶俐的小猴子，威猛的狮子……他们在一起生活的可开心了。在美丽的大森林里还住着一位既漂亮又骄傲的孔雀公主，她长着一身五彩缤纷的羽毛，很是招人喜爱，而且她还很喜欢交朋友。
孔雀公主一次，孔雀公主去小熊妹妹家，找小熊妹妹玩儿，孔雀公主敲了小熊妹妹家的门，小熊出来了，她头上戴着一对粉红色的蝴蝶结卡子，穿着**的连衣裙，孔雀公主看了看，就骄傲地说：“小熊妹妹，你看看你一身黑黑的皮肤，丑死了，你看我的羽毛多漂亮。”小熊听了伤心地哭了，转身就跑了。
还有一次，孔雀公主和小松鼠玩儿，一不小心小松鼠摔倒了，起来以后满身是泥，小松鼠准备把身上的泥土弄干净，可是不小心弄到了孔雀公主的身上，孔雀公主见了生气地说：“小松鼠，看你不小心，把我漂亮的衣服都弄脏了，我要你赔。”小松鼠听了连忙说：“对不起，我不是故意的。”
孔雀公主还是很生气地说：“对不起有什么用，我要你赔!哼，以后再也不和你玩儿了。”小松鼠难过地走了。这时大象伯伯在旁边听见了，对孔雀公主说：“大家都是好朋友，你这样做不对，虽然你长得漂亮，但是不能太骄傲啊，如果你不谦虚，以后就一个好朋友都没有了。”孔雀公主听了想了想说：“大象伯伯你说的对，我错了，我要向小熊和小松鼠道歉，一定会和大家和睦相处的。”
从那以后，孔雀真的成了森林里又可爱又受欢迎的公主。
哄女朋友的睡前故事超甜超撩2
上帝创造众生时，也同样创造了驴子。可是不知道是当时上帝疏忽了还是对驴子没太在意，总是，当时的驴子就像老鼠那么大。
驴子因为个儿小，一直都渴望着能引起大家的重视，可是它总是失望，因为它实在是太小了，小的让别人很难注意到它。
于是，驴子就不断地去找上帝，恳求他让自己再长得高大一些：“仁慈的主啊，请替我想想办法吧!这简直让人无法容忍，豹、狮、象，都生得那样魁梧，野兽们每次看到他们的时候都是仰视着，眼睛里充满了崇敬的目光。可是你看看我，这么小的身躯，别人都懒得理我。如果你让我像牛犊一般高大，我就可以让狮子不再骄傲，使豹子不再狂妄，使大象不再自大，到时候，全世界的目光就集中在我一个人的身上了。”
驴子就这样天天去找上帝，上帝被它纠缠地实在不耐烦了，心想：“咳，就让它得到它想要得到的东西吧，但是，我要让它成为一个头脑简单的傻瓜。”
驴子终于如愿以偿，他一下子变成了牲口中的庞然大物，大家果然开始对他议论纷纷。驴子的目的达到了，当他知道别人都在议论他的时候，他骄傲得不得了。可是他一副嘶哑的嗓子，只要它大叫一声，人们都恨不得躲得远远的。不到一年的时间，人们就把驴的本性看透了。驴子的愚蠢让它远近闻名，他只能驮驮重物，干一些简单的体力活。
故事悟语：
身材高大，可是头脑愚笨，一样会受到别人的嘲笑。
哄女朋友的睡前故事超甜超撩3
狐狸请熊木匠做货架，讲好工钱30块，可熊木匠结果只拿到20块。不久，狐狸又要做全套家具，又请熊木匠去做。熊木匠认为上次吃亏是没有谁给他作证，于是，他请教小猴。小猴给他出了个主意。熊木匠到了狐狸家，说做全套家具工钱要500块。狐狸说：“太多了，400块吧!”
熊木匠爽快地说：“行(háng)价是500块，你还价400块就400块吧!不过，对别人只能说行价500块，千万莫说400块，不然木匠们会说我破坏行规，都会责备我的!”
少了100块钱，狐狸当然满意，便应承道：“行!”开工不久，便有小猪经过，问道：“做全套家具多少钱”
狐狸说：“熊师傅手艺高，做全套家具500块!”接着又有小鹿经过，问道：“全套家具要多少手工钱”
狐狸又乐呵呵地答道：“500块!”随后小猴和小兔经过也问了，狐狸都是这样回答着。完工了，熊木匠结账了，狐狸拿来400块钱说：“这是你的工钱!”熊木匠不依了：“不是讲好行价500块吗，怎么少了100块”
狐狸说：“行价500块，我还价不是400块吗”“谁作证我讲的可是500块啊!”
小猴、小鹿、小猪、小兔都说：“是啊，你明明跟我们说是500块啊!我们可以作证!”
狐狸没办法，只得给熊木匠500块钱。
有点撩的哄睡觉的小故事3有一只无家可归的小狗，它独自在树林里走，又冷又饿。当它走过树林边一座小木屋，它小心地敲了敲门。
一位上了年纪的老爷爷走了出来，他爱怜地看了小狗一眼，然后抱它起来，转身进屋。
“小家伙，你一定饿坏了吧来，快吃吧。”老爷爷端出一只漂亮的蓝瓷碗，里面是香喷喷的肉汤拌饭。
小狗边吃边发出满意的“呜呜”声，它认定了这里就是它的家，老爷爷就是它最亲爱的主人。
在屋子的另外一个角落里，有两双眼睛一直嫉妒地盯着小狗看，原来是小兔和小猫，它们已经在这个屋子里生活了很久。
“哼，那是我的碗，凭什么给它用”小猫气极了。
小兔也说：“瞧，它把我的红垫子也弄脏了。”
小狗吃饱了，老爷爷接着给它洗了一个香喷喷的澡，又找来一只不用的木盆，在里面铺上旧床单，给它当床睡。
小狗的木盆床被并排放在了小兔和小猫的两只小床的一边，小免和小猫转过身去，不理睬这个新来的伙伴。
不久，里间传来了老爷爷睡熟打呼噜的声音，这时，小兔和小猫跳下床，一起用力把小狗的床推到房间的另一头去。
“我们不喜欢你!”它们很不友好地说。
小狗很难过，但它什么也没说。半夜里，屋外树林里传来了狐狸的叫声。
“唉，又来了，夜夜吵得觉也睡不好!”小狗听见小兔对小猫抱怨说。
“我去把它赶走!”小狗说着一溜烟地冲出了门。
不一会儿，狐狸的叫声就听不见了。等小狗回到屋子里，小兔和小猫对它的态度完全变了，它们真诚地向小狗道歉，还把它的木盆床重新拉了回来。
现在，小狗有了一个很好听的名字，叫嘟嘟。
If you can not sleep, listen to a romantic song, it will accompany you to sleep, wish you have a sweet dream
哄女友睡觉的浪漫小故事
哄女友睡觉的浪漫小故事，浪漫小故事相信在我们的生活中应该大家都有所了解，对于浪漫小故事其实很多人都是十分的喜欢的，也能让我们感受更多的美好，以下了解哄女友睡觉的浪漫小故事。
哄女友睡觉的浪漫小故事1哇哇报
树林里所有的鸟儿都坐在树枝上;树枝上的叶子并不少。但是他们全体还希望有一批新的、好的叶子——他们所渴望的那种批评性的报纸。这种报纸在人类中间可是很多，多得只须一半就够了。
歌鸟们希望有一个音乐批评家来赞美自己——同时也批评别人(这是必须的)。可是要找出一个公正的批评家来，他们却没有办法取得一致的意见。
“那必须是一只鸟儿，”猫头鹰说。他被选为主席，因为他是智慧之鸟。“我们不能在别种动物中挑选，只有海里的动物是例外。鱼儿能够飞，像鸟儿能在空中飞一样，不过只有他们是我们的亲族了，但是在鱼儿和鸟儿之间，也还有些别的动物。”
这时鹳鸟就发言了。他嘴里咯咯地冒出一个声音来：“在鱼儿和鸟儿之间，的确还有别的生物可选。我提议选沼泽的孩子——青蛙。他们非常富于音乐感。他们在静寂的森林里唱歌，就像教堂的钟声一样，弄得我老想往外跑!”鹳鸟说。“他们一开口唱，我的翅膀就痒起来了。”
“我也提议选青蛙，”苍鹭说。“他们既不是鸟，也不是鱼，但是他们和鱼住在一起，而唱起来又像鸟儿。”
“好，这算是有关音乐的部分，”猫头鹰说。“不过报纸还必须记载树林里一切美好的事情。因此我们还必须有撰稿人。我们不妨把自己家里的每个成员考虑一下。”
于是小小的云雀就兴高采烈地唱起来了：“青蛙不能当编辑。不能，应该由夜莺来当!”
“不要叽叽喳喳乱叫!”猫头鹰说。“我命令你!我认识夜莺。我们都是夜鸟。他和我都不能当选。我们的报纸应该是一个贵族化和哲学化的报纸——一个上流社会的、由上流社会主持的报纸。当然它应该是一般人的机关报。”
他们一致同意，报纸的名称应该是“早哇哇”或“晚哇哇”——或者干脆叫它“哇哇③”。大家一致赞成最后这个名字。
这算是满足了树林里的一个迫切的需要。蜜蜂、蚂蚁和鼹鼠答应写关于工业和工程活动的文章，因为他们在这方面有独特的见解。
杜鹃是大自然的诗人。他虽然不能算是歌鸟，但是对于普通人来说，他却是非常重要的。“他老是在称赞自己，他是鸟类中最虚荣的人，但他却是其貌不扬。”孔雀说。
绿头苍蝇到树林里来拜访报纸的编辑。
“我们愿意效劳。我们认识人类、编辑和人类的批评。我们把我们的蛆生在新鲜肉里，不到一昼夜，肉就腐烂了。为了对编辑效劳，在必要的时候，我们还可以把一个伟大的天才毁掉。
如果一个报纸是一个的喉舌，它尽可以放粗暴些。如果你失去一个订户，你可以捞回十六个。你尽可以无礼，替别人乱起些绰号，嘲笑别人，像一些帮会里的年轻人那样用手指吹着口哨，这样你就可以成为一国的。”
“这个空中的流浪汉!”青蛙谈到鹳鸟时说。“我在小时候把他看得了不起，对他崇拜得五体投地。当他在沼泽地里走着，谈起埃及的时候，我就不禁幻想起那些美妙的外国来。现在他再也引不起我的想象——那不过是一种事后的回音罢了。我现在已经变得更聪明、有理智和重要了——因为我在‘哇哇’报上写批评文章。用我们最正确的字句和语言讲，我就是一个所谓‘哇哇者’。
“人类世界中也有这样的人。关于这件事情，我正在为我们报纸的最后一页写一篇短论。”
睡前女朋友小故事(二)
不要小看自己
在一座美丽的兔子森林里，有一只叫蹦蹦的小兔子，他是森林里最小的兔子，身高只有10厘米，因为他吃得很少，所以才那么小，他身上的皮毛很油亮，是黑白相间的。
蹦蹦他很小看自己，觉得自己长得那么小，什么事情都帮不了大家，像个废物，他非常地惭愧。
不要小看自己有一天，蹦蹦垂头丧气地在小河边散步。突然，远处传来一声急促的救命声，蹦蹦想去看看发生了什么事，便以刘翔般的速度跑过去，一看，兔子灰灰被压在一根上面长着很多刺的大树干下，周围的兔子都救不了他，因为那树干有很多刺，但下面一点刺都没有。
可是，下面的缝隙只有10厘米那么宽，这些兔子都太大了，因为森林里的青草很茂盛，他(她)们吃的太多了。聪明的兔子白白想出了一个好主意，她说：“让蹦蹦来试试吧!”大家都把目光投向蹦蹦，蹦蹦连忙说：“不行，我那么小，怎么行呢”
白白用充满希望的语气说：“你行的，你虽然个头小，但是，那个10厘米的'缝隙你刚好能钻进去，然后再用力把树干抬起来，不就行了吗”蹦蹦犹豫地说：“好吧，我试一试。”
蹦蹦钻进缝隙中，全部的兔子都在说：“加油，蹦蹦。”蹦蹦费了九牛二虎之力，终于把树干抬起来，灰灰得救了!整个森林响起了热烈的欢笑声，掌声，灰灰万分感激地对蹦蹦说：“谢谢你!你的救命之恩让我终身难忘!”蹦蹦不好意思地说：“不用谢!”白白说：“你不要太小看自己，其实，你身上有很多优点。”蹦蹦高兴地说：“我知道了!”
是啊!我们不要太小看自己，我们要看到自己的优点。
哄女友睡觉的浪漫小故事2今天也是非常想你的一天呀
自从和小兔子谈起了恋爱以后，原来一向高冷沉默寡言的小狐狸也变得啰啰嗦嗦起来。
每天去了哪里做了什么事情都要给小兔子汇报。
这天小兔子不过是和小松鼠出去玩上一两天，小狐狸也要拜托会飞的小蝴蝶把自己今天的经历全部汇报给小兔子。
“今天我又给门口的胡萝卜浇了水，它们好像又长高了不少，等你回来就差不多可以吃到新鲜的胡萝卜了。”
“还有你上次种的玫瑰花也开了，真的很好看呢。”
“我上街的时候遇到了小刺猬，他还邀请我们参加他的生日舞会，你说我们应该给他准备什么生日礼物呢”
“对了，还有森林新开了一家蛋糕店，里面有新口味的胡萝卜蛋糕，听说很好吃，等你回来了我就带你来吃。”
“你呢，今天有没有遇到什么开心的事呢”
小蝴蝶叽叽喳喳的说完这些话以后都快要喘不上气了，足足喝了一大杯水才缓过神来。
小松鼠笑着说：“你这哪里是谈恋爱呀，明明是养了个小孩子嘛。”
旁边的小蝴蝶也跟着说：“就是就是。”
小兔子被笑的有些不好意思，想着回家以后得和小狐狸好好谈一谈了。
晚上小狐狸回家时看到了小兔子回来了，兴致勃勃的又开始说起他一整天遇到的事情。
“我今天去了那家新开的蛋糕店，但是我去晚了，他们的胡萝卜蛋糕卖完了。不过我买了一些草莓布丁”
小兔子正在收拾东西呢，听到小狐狸喋喋不休的说着琐碎的小事，心里就更烦躁了。
只好把行李放到一边，耐着性子温柔地对小狐狸说：“亲爱的，以后可不可以讲一些比较重要的事情，你不用什么事都给我说的。 ”
小狐狸听完愣了一下，然后挠了挠头有些害羞的说道：“那我就汇报一下我今天做了什么吧。”
“想你、想你、想你，还有想你。”
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哄女朋友睡觉的爱情故事2
你到底娶不娶我
骑士从小被安排在公主身边保护公主。
所以他既是护卫，也是公主青梅竹马的玩伴。
二十年里，骑士逐渐对公主产生了情愫。
可是无论是身份的差距，
还是公主不清晰的态度，
都让他犹豫不决。
于是他偷偷寻到了公主常常提起的女巫。
“女巫大人，请问我应该怎么做”
女巫低着头递给骑士一只香烛，
“睡前点燃这根香烛，你就能进入公主的梦境。”
女巫停顿了一下，然后把帽檐压得更低。
“能否成功取决于公主对你的感觉，
只要公主能梦到你，自然说明她心里有你。”
骑士道了谢就告辞了。
当晚，他便点燃了香烛，沉沉睡去。
再次睁开眼时，骑士已处于一片朦胧之中。
原来这里是公主的梦境。
“我成功了!”骑士惊呼，
“可是梦中的我什么时候出现呢”
时间转眼过去一周，骑士都没看到自己的踪影。
可是洞窟外面的公主就要被恶龙抓走了。
骑士实在忍耐不住了，挥剑冲出。
一剑刺中了恶龙的胸膛，接着猛然惊醒。
第二天，骑士失魂落魄地敲开了女巫的门。
“你可算来了。”女巫笑着道，
“怎么样，准备好给公主表白了吗”
骑士摇了摇头。
女巫愣了一下，诧异的问到，“为什么”
“公主没有梦见我，一次都没有。”
骑士有些痛苦的叹了口气。
“怎么会!”女巫吃惊的张大了嘴，
“这不可能呀!你明明”
“是真的。”骑士说着起身，微微鞠了一躬。
“谢谢你的帮助，让我知道了，
以我的身份，本就不该妄想的。”
说罢，骑士又叹了口气，转身向门口走去。
“你放屁!”女巫一把抓住了骑士的衣领，
气急败坏的说：“天天跟在我后面鬼鬼祟祟的，
昨天还杀了那条龙，今天就翻脸不认人!
好啊你这个负心汉，你是不是不想娶我!”
“啊可是我没看到自己”，骑士愣了一下，
然后又猛然反应过来，面露喜色，
“难道说我就是我”
“你什么你!”
女巫把遮住脸庞的尖顶帽狠狠地摔在地上，
露出了那张属于公主的精致脸庞。
“公主大人”骑士先是惊喜的踏前一步，
又在公主的目光下情不自禁的缩了缩头。
“那个我我”
公主嗔怒道，“磨叽什么!你到底娶不娶我”
骑士连连点头，“我娶!”
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哄女友睡觉的浪漫小故事3浪漫睡前故事篇1：熊的新年
有一只熊，他从很远的地方搬到一个村座的旁边。
冬天快到了，熊找到一个树洞，在洞里给自己铺上干草，把脑袋藏在爪子的下面，缩成一个大毛球，就睡了。
熊是不用看闹钟的，一到春天，自然就会醒来，那时，他会听到连绵不绝的春雷，嗅到让他食欲大开的新鲜食物气味，于是他就爬出树洞，迎接新的一年。
每一只熊都是这样。
熊睡啊睡啊，他不断地做梦。各种各样的梦——翻爬大树，追逐松鼠;在河水里扑抓，一条大鱼跃起，狠狠地甩了一下尾巴，正打在他的脸上——啪!——啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪……声音越来越响，熊就被惊醒了!
噼里啪啦!轰!熊揉着眼睛，有点迷糊，是雷声吗是春天来了吗可熊还困得很呢!
他把脑袋趴在干草上，想了一会儿。这时熊嗅到了香甜的气味，又温暖又香甜的气味，足够让一只熊忘掉困倦。熊睁大眼睛，伸出鼻尖在空气里贪心地嗅个不停。
熊把鼻子贴在树洞的缝隙上，他的肚子马上叽里咕噜叫了起来!
没错儿，准是春天来了!
熊急切地从洞里钻了出来，风吹来，他打了个哆嗦，但香味太迷人了，熊一步一步循着香味，走进村庄里。村庄四处都开着花儿，红艳艳的，不同的形状，花上还有鸟儿呢，熊从来没见过这样多这样漂亮的花儿。
白色的热气呼呼地从窗缝里出来，熊把脸贴在玻璃上，啊，这里也有大树洞!比熊的树洞要明亮得多啦!苹果、鸭梨、萝卜、红薯……熊看到许多他爱吃的东西。
一个鼻尖在玻璃的另一头顶过来，是一个孩子。他看着熊，熊看着他。他对熊笑了一下，熊也对他笑了一下。孩子给熊打开门：“我们一起过年吧!”
熊挠挠脑袋，傻乎乎地乐了，能进入这个大树洞，让他开心极了!
熊东张西望。
熊不停地吃。
熊忍不住想到处摸一摸。
夜晚，熊和孩子一起放了烟花，当烟花在夜空里绽放的时候，熊惊呆了!
孩子对熊说：“新年快乐!”
新年熊从来没有这样迎接过新年，他想了一会儿，记起了小河、树林、只会啾啾叫的鸟儿，还有满身毛茸茸的蒲公英。
熊告别了孩子，回到自己的树洞，把脑袋藏在爪子的下面，缩成一个大毛球——
熊睡着了。
这回，他一定要睡到春天来到时再醒来。
浪漫睡前故事篇2：托比和桑奇
这是一个晴朗的下午。
“噢!桑奇，我们的船快翻了!你快停下，别划了!”兔子托比大声叫嚷着，他紧张极了。掉到河里可不是好玩的。他是一只兔子，又不是水獭，对于游泳可不在行。
小熊桑奇却依然很淡定：“放心吧，托比。我可是一把好手。”他握着船桨，毫无章法地左划划、右划划，小船晃得更厉害了
“噢……天啊!”
船终于翻了。“扑通”、“扑通”，托比和桑奇先后落水。
托比和桑奇是最好最好的朋友，他们因为太喜欢对方，干脆把家搬到一起，做了邻居。每天早晨，托比打开窗户，呼吸到第一口新鲜空气时，就能看到对门的桑奇在伸懒腰。然后，他们互相说：“早上好!”
桑奇的梦想是成为一名航海家，驾着船去周游世界。可是，桑奇的平衡感很不奇，告诉他不要放弃。这不，托比又来陪桑奇练习划船了。很遗憾，桑奇的划船技术没有一点长进。
托比和桑奇拖着湿淋淋的身体一起回到家里。桑奇很沮丧。
第二天一早，桑奇敲响了托比家的门。
“托比，我决定了!我要去南太平洋学航海。”桑奇说。
托比很意外：“南太平洋在哪儿啊离这儿远吗”
桑奇摸摸脑袋，说：“我也不知道，但是肯定离这儿很远很远。那儿有个很有名的航海家，我要拜他为师!”
“噢，是吗”托比有点伤感。最好最好的朋友就要到很远很远的地方去了。
“那你还回来吗”托比问桑奇。
“当然!等我学会了航海，就可以驾着大船带你去周游世界啦。托比，你可要等着我噢!”高大的桑奇轻轻摸着托比的头，很认真地对他说。顿时，托比似乎不觉得伤感了，而是对未来充满了美好的期待，去周游世界该是多么美妙的一件事啊!他给了桑奇一个支持的拥抱。
桑奇要启程去南太平洋了。托比把很多的期待和关怀都装进了桑奇的旅行箱里，里面有他们欢笑的合影，桑奇最喜欢看的书和最喜欢吃的栗子。力大无比的桑奇都要提不动那个箱子了。
“你会写信给我吗”托比问。
“当然!”可是，他要去的是南太平洋啊，多么遥远的地方呀，送信的鸽子估计飞不到那儿吧!
“托比，我会想办法让海燕把信交给鸽子邮递员的。”
“谢谢你，桑奇。我会想你的。”
“我也会想你的，托比。”
两个最好最好的朋友，相互拥抱，告别。
桑奇走以后，托比想起了自己的梦想。桑奇为了实现梦想，那么努力，自己是不是也应该加油呢
托比想成为森林里最棒的园艺师。他开始向园艺界最有威望的山羊爷爷学习和植物打交道，在桑奇和自己的房子周围种满了各种美丽的花，还开辟了一个园子，里面种了好多好多果子树，桑奇回来可有口福了。
每天忙碌在果树、花丛间，托比忘记了时间已经慢慢过去，忘记了一直没有收到桑奇的信，忘记了好朋友不在身边的伤感。
又是一个晴朗的下午。鸽子送来了一封信。信封上弥漫着海的味道。
“亲爱的托比，三年过去了。我现在是真正的一把好手啦。我终于要回来了。你好吗”
托比望着满园成熟的栗子，开心地笑了。
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow When the door open, push with your foot"
"Why use my elbow and foot"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you"
一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“天哪！” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧？”
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real It made the old lady out of patience
At last she could not hold any more, uttering "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money They are real US dollars They are directly from America"
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig"
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义"
A man goes to church and starts talking to God He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少"上帝回答:"一便士"男子又问:"那一百万年呢"上帝说:"一秒钟"最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗"上帝回答:"过一秒钟"
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen "
"Pless ,say it again Let me take it down "the mouse said "I will tell a flea what I know"
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听
But the teacher cried
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him He hardly left her side And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door
"Was school all right" she asked, "Did you get along all right did you cry"
"Cry" John asked "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
可是老师哭了
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。
约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？”
“哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”
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Coincidence
A woman was singing One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer
"What a terrible voice!" he said "Do you know who she is"
"Yes," was the answer "She is my wife"
"Oh, I beg your pardon" The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad I wonder who wrote that awful song"
"I did" was the answer
巧合
一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道：
“多难听的嗓音！”他说，“你知道她是谁吗？”
“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”
“噢，请你原谅。”客人说，“当然，她的嗓音并不坏，但那歌实在太差了。我想知道那是谁写的歌。”
“是我。”男士回答道。
Improvement
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along"
"Fine I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me"
进步
一位学生对另一位说：“你的英语最近学的怎么样？”
“很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。”
A New Drug 一种新药
Jack:I have invented a new drug which could kill lice effectively
Tom:That's wonderful How is it used
Jack:When you catch a louse, just put a little of that drug on its mouth and it will die immediately
一种新药
杰克:我发明了一种新药能有效地杀死虱子。
汤姆:太棒了。怎么用呢？
杰克:你捉到一只虱子，只要在它嘴上抹一点这种药，虱子就会死去。
But the teacher cried
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him He hardly left her side And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door
"Was school all right" she asked, "Did you get along all right did you cry"
"Cry" John asked "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
可是老师哭了
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。
约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？”
“哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”
业余工作
When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket He came home all smiles
"How was your first day" I asked
"It was great, Dad," he replied "I got to talk to some good-looking girls"
Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them"
"Do you prefer paper or plastic"
当我的儿子是hign学校二年级学生，他可及一个半日工作袋装的杂货超级市场。 他回家了所有微笑。 “怎么是您的第一天？” 我要求。 “它是伟大的，爸爸”，他回复了。 “我得到与一些悦目女孩谈话”。 因为斯蒂芬不是非常健谈的，我要求， “他们怎么样？” “您更喜欢纸或塑料？”
武松打虎
On his way to visit his brother， Wu Song was at a place called Mount Jingyang Though a bit drunk， he began to climb the mountain Before long he saw a sign posted on a tree： "Travelers are advised to group together to climb over the mountain since tigers have killed some singular travelers of late Please do not risk your life" Wu Song reasoned that the sign must have been written by the inn keeper at the foot of the mountain for the sake of scaring travelers into spending the night in his inn He did not pay attention to the sign and continued on this way At sunset he came to an old temple on top of the mountain There Wu Song saw another official sing tigers on the mountain Still， he decided no to return to the inn at the foot of the mountain for fear that the owner would laugh at him He felt too drunk to walk on， so he decided to lie down on a slab of gray stone Just as he was about to fall asleep， he felt a gust of wind whistling around him： It was a mammoth tiger charging at him Wu Song immediately turned his body and dodged the animal The tiger leapt again， but Wu Song managed to evade it The beast got so angry that it used its tail to sweep toward Wu Song Wu Song jumped to dodge the attack He lifted his cudgel to hit the tiger while it was turning around， but his cudgel caught the branches of a tree and broke in two The tiger was annoyed and launched another assault Wu Song threw away the remnant of his cudgel and jumped onto the back of the tiger With his left hand， he grabbed the skin of the head of the tiger， and he used his other fist to hit the eyes， mouth， nose and ears of the tiger Before long， the tiger was bleeding all over and lied on the ground motionless Wu Song was afraid the tiger was pretending to be dead， so he wielded the broken cudgel to hit the tiger until he was sure the tiger was dead The incident on Mount Jingyang made Wu Song famous far and wide
翻译如下
武松回家探望哥哥，途中路过景阳冈。在冈下酒店喝了很多酒，踉跄着向冈上走去。兴不多事，只见一棵树上写着："近因景阳冈大虫伤人，但有过冈克上，应结伙成队过冈，请勿自误。"武松认为，这是酒家写来吓人的，为的是让过客住他的店，竟不理它，继续往前走。太阳快落山时，武松来到一破庙前，见庙门贴了一张官府告示，武松读后，方知山上真有虎，待要回去住店，怕店家笑话，又继续向前走。由于酒力发作，便找了一块大青石，仰身躺下，刚要入睡，忽听一阵狂风呼啸，一只斑斓猛虎朝武松扑了过来，武松急忙一闪身，躲在老虎背后。老虎一纵身，武松又躲了过去。老虎急了，大吼一声，用尾巴向武松打来，武松又急忙跳开，并趁猛虎转身的那一霎间，举起哨棒，运足力气，朝虎头猛打下去。只听"咔嚓"一声，哨棒打在树枝上。老虎兽性大发，又向武松扑过来，武松扔掉半截棒，顺势骑在虎背上，左手揪住老虎头上的皮，右手猛击虎头，没多久就把老虎打得眼、嘴、鼻、耳到处流血，趴在地上不能动弹。武松怕老虎装死，举起半截哨棒又打了一阵，见那老虎确实没气了，才住手。从此武松威名大震。
Class and Ass
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today"
A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c"
Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l"
班和笨驴
格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不见他的班级。”
一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”(lass：姑娘)。
后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”(ass：笨驴)。
Plagiarism
A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper He summoned the student to his office "This isn't your work" he said "Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia
"You cann't prove that!" the student sputtered
My friend amiled and show him the paper Circled in red was: "Also see article on communism"
抄 袭
我有个朋友在圣路易斯的华盛顿大学教欧洲历史，他说有一次他发现了一篇抄袭的学期论文。他把那个学生叫到了办公室。“这不是你写的，”他说，“有人帮你从百科全书上原封不动地打印了下来。”
“你没有证据。”那学生气急败坏地说。
我朋友笑了，他把论文拿给他看。用红笔圈出来的是：“也可参阅共产主义一文。”
Virtue
Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student
When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered "Perseverance is a virtue"
美 德
获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。
最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德。”
Difference
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon" But the graduate students just write it down"
区 别
“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’。研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。”
Flunking Math
My son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Ind, called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student
"Mom," he said excitely, "I have found the answer to surviving college! It isn't the grades that are so important, but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life I'm lucky to be having these wonderful experiences!"
"And just what does this mean" I asked
"I'm flunking math," he replied
数学没及格
我儿子是印第安那市曼西尔波州立大学的学生，大学一年级就上了系主任的名单。第二年他学心理学，刚几个星期他就给家里打了个电话。
“妈妈，”他激动地说：“我找到了如何在大学里生存下去的答案!重要的不是分数，而是具备将学到的知识应用于日常生活的素质。我很幸运地有了这种奇妙的经历。”
“你到底是什么意思？”我问道。
“我数学没及格。”他回答说。
Part-time Job
When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket He came home all smiles
"How was your first day" I asked
"It was great, Dad," he replied "I got to talk to some good-looking girls"
Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them"
"Do you prefer paper or plastic"
业余工作
我儿子在一所中学读二年级时，在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作。他满面笑容地回到了家。
“第一天感觉如何？”我问。
“好极了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟许多漂亮的女孩子讲了话。”
由于斯蒂芬不善言谈，我问道：“你跟他们说了些什么？”
“你是喜欢纸包装还是塑料包装？”
Keys Kiss
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the kays" The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated "Give me the kays" The Italian shrugged his shoulders Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks
钥匙还是接吻
我的一位朋友在给一个成人学生班级上英语课。他们都是新近来美国生活的。在一张桌子上摆了许多日常用品之后，他请全班同学给他挑出尺子，书本，钢笔等。课进行得井然有序，学生们对自己所做的似乎很感兴趣，也很认真。后来轮到一名来自意大利的学生，我的朋友说：“给我钥匙。”那人看起来非常吃惊，也有点手足无措。看到这种情况，我的朋友想是他没有听清楚，于是又重复了一遍：“给我钥匙。”那位意大利学生耸了耸肩。接着，他伸出胳膊搂住老师的脖子在双颊上亲了两下。
Prepare Yourself
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses Kicked out of school Prepare Pop"
Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared Prepare yourself"
自己做好准备
校园里流传着这样的故事：一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：“妈妈－我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”
两天以后，他收到了回电：“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”
七夕浪漫英文文案（精选60句）
在日常生活或是工作学习中，大家都对那些朗朗上口的文案很是熟悉吧，文案用以分享自己的喜怒哀乐。你还在找寻优秀经典的文案吗？下面是我整理的七夕浪漫英文文案（精选60句），供大家参考借鉴，希望可以帮助到有需要的朋友。
七夕浪漫英文文案1
1、我爱你，表达一份至真至纯的爱：我爱你，每时每刻!
I love you, express a true and pure love: I love you, every moment!
2、你可以把余生都交给我保管，可以霸占我情话里的每一句喜欢。
You can give the rest of your life to me for safekeeping, and you can dominate every word of my love words
3、最美莫过于未来有一天，睡前吻你，半夜抱你，醒来有你。
The most beautiful is one day in the future, kiss you before sleep, hold you in the middle of the night, wake up with you
4、如果你是个人贩子，我心甘情愿被你拐一辈子。
If you are a peddler, I am willing to be abducted by you all my life
5、说不出来为什么爱你，但是知道你是我不爱别人的理由。
I cant say why I love you, but knowing you is the reason why I dont love others
6、喜欢你的每一天都很不错，没有你的每一天都很难过。
Like you every day is very good, without you every day is very sad
7、戏子入画，一生天涯。
A playwrights life is a lifetime
8、我爱你，今生有你相伴，是我一生的幸福。
I love you, this life with you, is my life happiness
9、爱上一个人是没有理由的。爱上了之后，她的一切就成了理由。
There is no reason to fall in love with someone After falling in love, everything about her becomes a reason
10、其实我的心是个傻瓜，它只能爱你一个人。
In fact, my heart is a fool, it can only love you
11、好一笔撇捺竖点，害我珊瑚淋漓空妄千年。
Its a long time to hold back the vertical point, which has made my coral run for thousands of years
12、我不怕下地狱，我怕的是地狱里没有你。
Im not afraid to go to hell What Im afraid of is that there is no you in hell
13、人的一生会遇到两个人，一个惊艳了时光，一个温柔了岁月。
Peoples life will meet two people, one amazing time, one gentle years
14、我喜欢你，就像天气预报说明天有雨，我都能听成明天有你。
I like you, just like the weather forecast says it will rain tomorrow, I can hear it will rain tomorrow
15、我爱你，无需感慨。我们恰巧在对的时间遇到了对的人。
I love you without feeling We happened to meet the right person at the right time
16、一边听雨，一边想你，雨声滴滴，淅沥淅沥。
While listening to the rain, I think of you The rain is dribbling and pattering
17、我想和你喝酒是假，其实想醉你的怀里是真。
I want to drink with you is false, in fact, I want to drink with you is true
18、我期待着，慢慢回忆着。那一点一滴所谓的回忆。
Im looking forward to it, slowly recalling it That little bit of so-called memory
19、前半生都是流浪，后半生遇见你，如鹿归林，如舟靠岸。
The first half of my life is wandering, the second half of my life I met you, like a deer returning to the forest, like a boat landing
20、躺在你温暖的怀里，抬头仰望我们的星空。
Lie in your warm arms and look up at our starry sky
21、我爱你，好爱好爱你，愿与你携手共白头!
I love you I love you Id like to join hands with you!
22、我很喜欢你，就像天气预报说明天有雨，我都能听成明天有你。
I like you very much, just like the weather forecast says that it will rain tomorrow, I can hear that there will be you tomorrow
23、自从黑夜给了我黑色的眼睛，这眼睛的未来就只看你一个人。
Since the night has given me black eyes, the future of this eye only depends on you
24、喜欢你不一定要告诉你，但一定要告诉我自己。
Like you dont have to tell you, but must tell myself
25、一曲相思，半点离愁，如何与君共白头
A song of Acacia, a little sorrow of separation, how to share your white head with you
26、经流年，梦回曲水边，看烟花绽出月圆。
After fleeting years, I dream back to the water and watch fireworks bloom in full moon
27、除了真心，我什么都给不了，可是你偏偏不要。
I can give you nothing but my heart, but you just dont want it
28、君当作磐石，妾当作蒲苇。蒲苇纫如丝，磐石无转移。
As a rock, as a reed The reeds are sewn like silk, and the rock does not move
29、哪有什么突然好想你，其实就是一直在心里。
What suddenly miss you, in fact, has been in the heart
30、愿琴瑟在御，岁月静好;愿执子之手，与子偕老。
May the harps and harps be in control, and the years be quiet; may the hand of the son grow old with him
31、用最真实的自己，才能遇见最应该的那个人。
With the most real self, we can meet the most appropriate person
32、喝醉的酒就像爱错的人一样，酒劲过了就醒了，热情过了就散了!
Drunken wine is like loving the wrong person When the wine strength is over, it wakes up When the enthusiasm is over, it will be gone!
33、在最丑的时候遇到最真的`人，穿最美的婚纱嫁给最爱的人。
In the ugliest time to meet the most real people, wearing the most beautiful wedding dress to marry the most loved one
34、宝贝儿，只要你幸福，我就幸福，不管你在谁的身边。
Baby, as long as you are happy, I will be happy, no matter who you are
35、也许爱情只是因为寂寞。需要找一个人来爱。即使没有任何结局。
Maybe love is just because of loneliness Need to find someone to love Even if there is no ending
36、我要做早晨第一个唤醒你的人，做夜晚最后一个看你入睡的人。
I will be the first to wake you up in the morning and the last to watch you fall asleep at night
37、我想睡觉了，今晚你来我梦里吧，好长时间不见了，有点想你。
I want to sleep Come to my dream tonight I havent seen you for a long time I miss you a bit
38、我爱你，不代表我要和你在一起，而是代表我永远不会伤害你。
I love you not because I want to be with you, but because I will never hurt you
39、你要不爽，可以亲我。
If you dont like it, kiss me
40、你说的每句漫不经心的话，全在我心头开成了漫山遍野的花。
Every careless word you said has become a flower in my heart
七夕浪漫英文文案21、七夕其实并不美丽，美丽的是和你共度七夕的那种感觉。我爱你!节日快乐!
Tanabata is not beautiful Whats beautiful is the feeling of spending Tanabata with you I love you! Happy holidays!
2、左手刻着我，右手写着你，心中充满爱，当我们掌心相对，心心相印时，所有的人都会看到我爱你。七夕情人节快乐!
The left hand engraves me, the right hand writes you, in the heart is full of love, when our palms are opposite, the heart and soul are close, all people will see that I love you Happy Chinese Valentines Day!
3、你是水，我是沙，我和你拌成泥巴巴!你是勾，我是叉，在一起是对小冤家!七夕情人节快乐!
You are the water, I am the sand, I and you mix into mud! You are the hook, I am the fork, together is to the small enemy! Happy Chinese Valentines Day!
4、七月七日长生殿，夜半无人私语时。在天愿做比翼鸟，在地愿为连理枝。
On the seventh day of July, when there was no one to whisper in the hall of longevity In heaven let us be two birds flying ever together, and on earth two trees with branches interlocked forever
5、你的过去我来不及参与，你的未来我不会再错过!真诚之中，与你相识相知;灵犀之间，与你朝夕相伴。
I have no time to participate in your past, I will not miss your future! In sincerity, I know you well; in spirit, I am with you day and night
6、在漫漫的人生中，我找到了你，是你给了我生存的信心，是你让我的活不再平淡。我爱你!七夕情人节快乐!
In the long life, I found you, you give me the confidence to live, you make my life no longer plain I love you! Happy Chinese Valentines Day!
7、七夕提前过了，谢谢老公特地回来陪我，不需要特殊的礼物，因为你对于我来说就是最好的礼物!
Tanabata has passed ahead of time Thank you for coming back to accompany me You dont need special gifts, because you are the best gift for me!
8、我是鹊桥旁那颗美丽的流星，只为有你一次真爱的回应，我痴痴的等待着你，久久不愿离去。
I am the beautiful meteor beside the magpie bridge I am waiting for you for a long time because of the response of your true love
9、盼望能跟你说着情意绵绵的话，盼望能躲进你的怀内，盼望能得到你的爱抚，盼望你的爱。预祝七夕情人节快乐哦!
I hope I can talk with you in love, I hope I can hide in your arms, I hope I can get your caress and love I wish you a happy Valentines Day!
10、我愿化作天空的流星，划破长长的夜空，轻轻掉进你心中。悄悄的遗下心迹，留给你美好回忆。七夕节快乐哦!
I would like to turn into a meteor in the sky, cut through the long night sky, and gently fall into your heart Quietly left behind the heart, leaving you good memories Happy Chinese Valentines Day!
11、今天是七月七，七月七日长生殿，夜半无人私语时在天愿做比翼鸟，在地愿为连理枝。
Today is July 7 On July 7, the hall of longevity In the middle of the night, when there is no one to talk to, I wish to be a parakeet in the sky and a Lianzhi in the earth
12、常相思，长相思，相思时节谁人知;梦难忆，爱难忆，愁肠百结谁人识;老公，七夕到了，特别想你，七夕快乐!
Everlasting longing for each other, the Qixi Festival husband, the Qixi Festival, suffer great agonies of the mind, the dream is hard to remember, the love is hard to remember, and the sorrow is full of people
13、织女绣云锦，牛郎河西盼。鹊桥河间架，七夕终短暂。愿爱长相依，月儿永无缺。我欲银河逝，予两星永洁!
The weaver embroiders the brocade and looks forward to the west of Niulang river Magpie Bridge River frame, Tanabata end short May love always be with you, and the moon never fails I want the Milky way to die and the two stars to be forever clean!
14、说不尽相思苦，道不完爱你浓，七夕明月能传情，只望鹊桥可相会，爱你，到永远!
I cant say I cant miss you enough, I cant say I cant love you enough, I can only hope magpie bridge can meet you, I love you forever!
15、七夕时节忆往昔，眷属难成甚可惜。牛郎织女会此时，我却独饮空叹息。
Its a pity that its hard for the family to become a family member in the past Cowherd and weaver girl will be at this time, but I only drink empty sigh
16、七夕快乐，我的老公!谢谢无论怎样，都有你一直陪伴!我要抱抱!
Happy Chinese Valentines day, my husband! Thank you for your company no matter what! I want to hug!
17、只要心在跳动，就有血的潮汐，而你的微笑将印在红色的月亮上，每夜升起在我的小窗前。七夕情人节快乐!
As long as the heart is beating, there will be blood tides, and your smile will be printed on the red moon, rising in front of my little window every night Happy Chinese Valentines Day!
18、醉过才知酒浓，爱过方知情重。回转人世间活一回，只为与你相会。你的微笑，你的眼泪，你永远是我的七夕宝贝!
Only when you are drunk can you know how strong the wine is Only when you are in love can you know how heavy it is Return to the world to live once, just to meet you Your smile, your tears, you will always be my Tanabata baby!
19、上帝创造了你，也会创造一个爱你的人。你若是上帝创造的，那么我，就是那个爱你的人。愿老公天天快乐!
God created you, and he will create a person who loves you If you are created by God, then I am the one who loves you Wish my husband happy every day!
20、七夕祈愿：心较比干多一窍，貌若西子胜三分。百雀筑桥，星梦传书，星语心愿，七夕与君长相伴!七夕快乐哦!
Qixi prays: the heart is more than the trunk, and the appearance is like a Western son A hundred birds build a bridge, a star dream spreads a book, a star language wishes, Chinese Valentines day with the emperor! Happy Chinese Valentines Day!
入睡:
1 put one's eyes together
2 drop asleep
3 go to one's dreams
4 fall asleep
Relative explainations:
<get to sleep> <lay to sleep> <sopite> <put his eyes together> <put her eyes together> <put their eyes together> <put my eyes together> <go to sleep> <fall on sleep>
Examples:
1 母亲拍小女孩入睡。
The mother patted the little girl to make her go to sleep
2 老约翰像婴儿一样容易入睡。
Old John goes to sleep as easily as a baby does
3 海伦在入睡以前，回想了这一天发生的事情。
Before falling asleep, Helen reviewed the day's happenings
4 昨夜我翻来覆去难以入睡
I had great difficulty getting off to sleep last night
5 伤痛使他无法入睡。
The smart of his wound kept him awake
To fall asleep from exhaustion
精疲力尽后入睡
The baby sank into a deep sleep
婴儿沉沉入睡。
He couldn't get off to sleep
他不能入睡。
She rocked her child to sleep
她摇小孩入睡。
The music sent him to sleep
音乐促使他入睡。
It looks as if he were sleeping
似乎他正在入睡。
He soon dropped asleep
他不久就入睡了。
The soft music put her to sleep
轻音乐使她入睡了。
Be quiet, Father has just gone to sleep
安静，父亲刚刚入睡。
At last the child sank into a deep sleep
孩子终于沉沉入睡了。
一个感人的爱情故事
A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night They loved each other a lot
Girl:" Slow down a little I'm scared"
Boy: "No, it's so fun"
Girl: "Please it's so scary"
Boy: "Then say that you love me"
Girl: "FineI love youCan you slow down now"
Boy: "Give me a big hug"The girl gave him a big hug
Girl: "Now can you slow down"
Boy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on It's uncomfortable and It's bothering me while I drive"
The next day, there was a story in the newspaper a motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived
The guy knew that the brakes were broken He didn't want to let the
girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared
Instead, he was told the last time that she loved him, got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and die himself
Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale
一天夜里，男孩骑摩托车带着女孩超速行驶，
他们彼此深爱着对方，
女孩：“慢一点我怕”
男孩：“不，这样很有趣”
女孩：“求求你这样太吓人了”
男孩：“好吧，那你说你爱我”
女孩：“好我爱你你现在可以慢下来了吗？”
男孩：“紧紧抱我一下”
女孩紧紧拥抱了他一下，女孩：“现在你可以慢下来了吧？”
男孩：“你可以脱下我的头盔并自己戴上吗？它让我感到不舒服，还干扰我驾 车。”
第二天，报纸报道：一辆摩托车因为刹车失灵而撞毁在一幢建筑物上，车上有两个人，一个死亡，一个幸存
驾车的男孩知道刹车失灵，但他没有让女孩知道，因为那样会让女孩感到害怕。
相反，他让女孩最后一次说她爱他，最后一次拥抱他，并让她戴上自己的头盔，结果，女孩活着，他自己死了
就在一会的时间里，就在平常的生活里，爱向我们展示了一个神话
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