哪吒之魔童降世经典台词
1、哪吒：“你是我唯一的朋友啊！”敖丙：“你也是我唯一的朋友。”
3、我是小妖怪，逍遥又自在，杀人不眨眼，吃人不放盐，一吃七八个，吃完就拉屎，拉屎上茅房，发现没有纸。
4、去他个鸟命！我命由我，不由天！是魔是仙，我自己决定！
5、我自己的命我自己扛，不连累别人!
6、若命运不公，就和它斗到底
7、哪吒：“白白搭上一条人命，你傻不傻”敖丙：“不傻谁和你做朋友！”
8、生活你全是泪，越是折腾越倒霉，垂死挣扎你累不累，不如瘫在床上睡
9、龙王：“全体龙族已将最硬的龙鳞都给了你。”
10、别人的看法都是狗屁，你是谁只有你自己说了才算，这是爹教我的道理
11、申公豹：“人心中的成见就像一座大山，任你怎么努力也休想搬动。”
12、小云云：“哪吒是你什么人”李靖：“他是我儿。
DUMBLEDORE
I should've known you would have been
here Professor McGonagall
MCGONAGALL
Good evening Professor Dumbledore Are
the rumors true Albus
DUMBLEDORE
I'm afraid so Professor The good and
the bad
MCGONAGALL
And the boy
DUMBLEDORE
Hagrid is bringing him
MCGONAGALL
Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid
w/ something as important as this
DUMBLEDORE
Ah, Prof I would trust Hagrid w/ my
life
HAGRID
Professor Dumbledore, sir Professor
McGonagall
DUMBLEDORE
No problems I trust Hagrid
HAGRID
No, sir Little tyke fell asleep as
we were flying over Bristol Try not
to wake him There you go
MC
Albus, do really think it's safe leaving
him with these people I've watched
them all day There're the worst sort
of Muggles imaginable They really are-
-
DUMBLEDORE
The only family he has
MCGONAGALL
This boy will be famous There won't
be a child in our world who doesn't
know his name
DUMBLEDORE
Exactly He's far better off growing
up away from all of that Until he is
ready There, there Hagrid It's not
really goodbye after all Good Luck,
Harry Potter
- - - -
AUNT PETUNIA
Up Get up! Now!
DUDLEY
Wake up cousin! We're going to the zoo!
AUNT PETUNIA
Here he comes the birthday boy!
UNCLE VERNON
happy birthday son
AUNT PETUNIA
Why don't you just cook the breakfast
and try not to burn anything
HARRY
Yes Aunt Petunia
AUNT PETUNIA
I want everything to be perfect for
my Dudley's special day!
UNCLE VERNON
Hurry up! Bring my coffee boy!
HARRY
yes Uncle Vernon
AUNT PETUNIA
Aren't they wonderful darling
DUDLEY
How many are there
VOLDEMORT
36, Counted them myself
DUDLEY
36! BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD 37!!!
VOLDEMORT
Yes, but some of them are a bit bigger
than last year's!
DUDLEY
I don't care how big they are!
AUNT PETUNIA
Now, now, now, this is what we're going
to do Is that when we go out we're
going to buy you 2 new presents How's
that pumpkin
AUNT PETUNIA
It should be a lovely day at the zoo
I'm really looking forward to it
VOLDEMORT
I'm warning you now boy Any funny business,
any at all and you won't have any meals
for a week Get in
DUDLEY
Make it move
VOLDEMORT
Move
DUDLEY
MOVE!
HARRY
He's asleep
DUDLEY
He's boring
HARRY
Sorry about him he doesn't understand
what it's like, lying there day after
day watching people press their ugly
faces in on you Can you hear me It's
just I've never talked to a snake before
Do you Do you talk to people often
You're from Burma, aren't you Was it
nice there Did you miss your family
I see That's me as well I never knew
my parents either
DUDLEY
Mummy, Dad, come here you won't believe
what this snake is doing! Woah! Woah!
Ah!
SNAKE
Thanks
HARRY
Any time
OTH
Snake! Ahh!
DUDLEY
Mum! Mummy! Help me!
PERCY
My darling boy! How did you get in there!
Who did this How did you get in there
Is there a snake
- - - -
PERCY
It's all right sweetheart We'll get
you out of these terrible clothes
VOLDEMORT
What happened
HARRY
I swear, I don't know! One minute the
glass was there then it was gone, it
was like magic!
VOLDEMORT
There's no such thing as magic
VOLDEMORT
Oh Marge is ill Ate a funny whelk
DUDLEY
Dad! Look! Harry's got a letter!
HARRY
Hey give it back! It's mine!
VOLDEMORT
Yours Who'd be writing to you
VOLDEMORT
No more mail through this letterbox
AUNT PETUNIA
Have a lovely day at the office, dear
VOLDEMORT
Shoo! Go on!
VOLDEMORT
Fine day Sunday In my opinion best
day of the week And why is that Dudley
HARRY
Because there's no post on Sundays
VOLDEMORT
Right you are Harry No post on Sunday
Ha! No blasted letters today! No, sir!
Not one single bloody letter! Not one!
No sir, not one blasted, miserable-
-
DUDLEY
Make it stop, please!
VOLDEMORT
Stop it!
DUDLEY
Mummy what's happening
VOLDEMORT
Give me that! Give me that letter!
HARRY
Get off! They're my letters! Let go
of me!
VOLDEMORT
That's it! We're going away, far away!
Where they can't find us!
DUDLEY
Daddy's gone mad hasn't he
- - - -
HARRY
Make a wish, Harry
VOLDEMORT
Who's there
HAGRID
Sorry 'bout that
VOLDEMORT
I demand that you leave at once You
are breaking and entering
HAGRID
Dry up Dursley you great prune Well,
I haven't seen you since you was a baby
Harry But you're a bit more along then
I would have expected; particularly
around the middle
DUDLEY
I'm not I'm not Harry
HARRY
I am
HAGRID
Well of course you are! Got something
for you Afraid I might have sat on
it at some point but I imagine it'll
taste fine just the same Baked it myself,
words and all
HARRY
Thank you!
HAGRID
It's not everyday your young man turns
11 now it is
HARRY
Excuse me, but who are you
HAGRID
Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds
at Hogwarts Of course you know all
about Hogwarts
HARRY
Sorry, no
HAGRID
No Blimey Harry didn't you ever wonder
didn't you ever wonder how your mum
and dad learned it all
HARRY
Learned what
HAGRID
You're a wizard Harry
HARRY
I'm a what
HAGRID
A wizard And a thumpin' good one I'd
wager once you've trained up a bit
HARRY
No, you've made a mistake I mean I
can't be a wizard I mean I'm Harry,
Just Harry
HAGRID
Well, "Just Harry" did you ever make
anything happen Anything you couldn't
explain, when you were angry or scared
Um Hum
HARRY
Dear Mr Potter, we are pleased to inform
you that you have been accepted at the
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
VOLDEMORT
He will not be going! We swore when
we took him in that we would put a stop
to all of this rubbish!
HARRY
You knew We knew all along and you
never told me
AUNT PETUNIA
Of course we knew How could you not
be My perfect being who she was Oh
I remember the day she got her letter
My parents were so proud We have a
witch in the family Isn't it wonderful
I was the only one who saw her for what
she was a freak And then she met
that Potter, and then she had you and
I knew you would be the same just as
strange just as abnormal And then,
if you please, she got herself blown
up, and we got landed with you
HARRY
Blown up! You told me my parents died
in a car crash!
HAGRID
A car crash A car crash killed Lily
and James Potter
PAT
We had to say something!
HAGRID
It's an outrage It's a scandal
VOLDEMORT
He will not be going
HAGRID
Oh and I suppose a great Muggle like
yourself is gonna stop him
HARRY
Muggle
HAGRID
Non- magic folk This boy's had his
name down since he were born He's going
to the finest school of witchcraft and
wizardry in the world And he'll be
under the finest headmaster that Hogwarts
has ever seen, Albus Dumbledore
VOLDEMORT
I will not pay to have some crack pot
old fool teach him magic tricks!
HAGRID
Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front
of me I'd appreciate it if you didn't
tell anyone at Hogwarts about that
Strictly speaking I'm not supposed to
do magic
HARRY
OK
HAGRID
We're a bit behind schedule Best be
off Unless you'd rather stay, of course
- - - -
HARRY
All students must be equipped with a
one standard size two pewter cauldron,
and may bring, if they desire, either
an owl, a cat, or a toad Can we find
all this in London
HAGRID
If you know where to go
TOM (BARTENDER)
Ah, Hagrid the usual I presume
HAGRID
No thanks Tom, I'm on official Hogwarts
business Just helping young Harry buy
his school business
TOM
Bless my soul, it's Harry Potter
OTHER
Welcome back Mr Potter welcome back
DORIS
Doris Crockford, Mr Potter I can't
believe I'm meeting you at last
QUIRRELL
Harry P-p-potter C-can't tell you how
p-pleased I am to meet you
HAGRID
hello, professor I didn't see you there
Harry Professor Quirrell will be your
defense Against the Dark Arts teacher
HARRY
Oh, nice to meet you,
QUIRRELL
A fearfully fascinating subject N-not
that you need it, eh, P-potter
HAGRID
Yes, well must be going now Lots to
buy
HARRY
Good bye
HAGRID
See, Harry You're famous
HARRY
But why am I famous Hagrid All those
people back there how is it they know
who I am
HAGRID
I'm not exactly sure I'm the right person
to tell you that, Harry Welcome Harry,
to Diagon Alley That's where you get
your quills and ink Over there, all
your bits and bobs for doing wizardry
OTH
It's a world class racing broom
OTH
Wow! Look at it the new Nimbus 2000!
It's the fastest model yet!
HARRY
But Hagrid how am I to pay for all this
I haven't any money
HAGRID
Well there's your money Harry! Gringotts,
the wizard bank! Ain't no safer place,
not one! 'Cept perhaps Hogwarts
HARRY
Hagrid what exactly are these things
HAGRID
They're goblins Harry Clever as they
come the goblins, but not the most friendly
of beasts Best stay close Mr Harry
Potter wishes to make a withdrawal
GOBLIN
And does Mr Harry Potter have his key
HAGRID
Wait a minute Got it here somewhere
Ha! There's the little devil Oh, and
there's something else as well Professor
Dumbledore gave me this It's about
You- Know- What in vault you know which
GOBLIN
Very well
GRIPHOOK
Vault 687 Lamp please Key, please
HAGRID
Didn't think your mum and dad would
leave you with nothing now did you
GRIPHOOK
Vault 713
HARRY
What's in there Hagrid
HAGRID
Can't tell you Harry Hogwarts business
Very secret
GRIPHOOK
Stand back
HAGRID
Best not to mention this to anyone Harry
HARRY
I still need a wand
HAGRID
A wand Well, you want Ollivander's
There ain't no place better Why don't
you run along and wait I got one more
thing to do Won't be long
HARRY
Hello Hello
OLLI
I wondered when I'd be seeing you Mr
Potter It seems only yesterday that
you mother and father were in here buying
their first wands Here we are Well
give it a wave Apparently not Perhaps
this NO, no definitely not No matter
I wonder Curious very curious
HARRY
Sorry but what's curious
OLLI
I remember every wand that I've sold
Mr Potter, every one It so happens
that the phoenix whose tail feather
resides in your wand, gave another feather
Just one other It is curious that you
should be destined for this wand when
its brother gave you that scar
HARRY
And who owned that wand
OLLI
We do not speak his name The wand chooses
the wizard Mr Potter It is not always
clear why But I think it is clear that
we can expect great things from you
After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
did great things Terrible, yes, but
great
HAGRID
Harry! Harry! Happy Birthday!
HARRY
Woah!
HAGRID
You all right Harry You seem very quiet
HARRY
He killed my parents didn't he The
one who gave me this You know Hagrid
I know you do
HAGRID
First and understand this Harry because
it's very important Not all wizards
are good Some of them go bad A few
years ago one of them went as bad as
you can go His name was V-- His name
was V--
HARRY
Well maybe if you wrote it down
HAGRID
Naw I can't spell it All right, Voldemort
HARRY
Voldemort
HAGRID
Shh It was dark times Harry, dark times
Voldemort started to gather some followers
Brought them over to the Dark Side
Anyone who stood up to him ended up
dead Your parents fought against him
Nobody lived once he decided to kill
them Nobody, not one Except you
HARRY
Me Voldemort tried to kill me
HAGRID
Yes That ain't no ordinary cut on your
forehead Harry A mark from that only
comes from being touched by a curse,
an evil curse at that
HARRY
What happened to V-- To You-Know-Who
HAGRID
Well some say he died Codswallop in
my opinion Nope, I reckon he's out
there still too tired to carry on But
one thing's absolutely certain Something
about you stumped him that night That's
why you're famous That's why everybody
knows your name You're the boy who
lived
HAGRID
Well some say he died Codswallop in
my opinion Nope, I reckon he's out
there still too tired to carry on But
one thing's absolutely certain Something
about you stumped him that night That's
why you're famous That's why everybody
knows your name You're the boy who
lived
- - - -
HAGRID
What are you looking at Blimey is that
time Sorry Harry, but I'm gonna have
to leave you Dumbledore would be wanting
his Well, he'd be wanting to see
me Now, your train leaves in 10 minutes
Here's your ticket Stick to it Harry,
that's very important Stick to you
ticket
HARRY
Platform 9 But, Hagrid, there must
be a mistake This says Platform 9
There's no such thing Is there
OTH
Sorry
HARRY
Excuse me! Excuse me!
OTH
On your left
HARRY
Excuse me sir Can you tell me where
I might find Platform 9
OTH
9 Think you're being funny do you
MRS WEASLEY
It's the same every year packed with
Muggles of course Come on!
HARRY
Muggles
MRS WEASLEY
Platform 9 this way! All right Percy
you first Fred you next
GEORGE WEASLEY
He's not Fred I am!
FRED WEASLEY
Honestly, woman you call yourself our
mother!
MRS WEASLEY
I'm sorry George
FRED WEASLEY
Only joking! I am Fred
HARRY
Excuse me! Could you tell me how to
MRS WEASLEY
How to get on to the platform Yes,
not to worry dear, it's Ron's first
time to Hogwarts as well Now, all you
have to do is walk straight at the wall
between platforms 9 and 10 Best do
it at a run if you're nervous
GINNY
Good luck!
- -
RON WEASLEY
Excuse me, do you mind Every where
else is full
HARRY
Not at all
RON WEASLEY
I'm Ron by the way! Ron Weasley
HARRY
I'm Harry Harry Potter
RON WEASLEY
SO it's true! DO you really have the
the
HARRY
The what
RON WEASLEY
The scar
HARRY
Oh!
RON WEASLEY
Wicked!
Harry Potter, you must leave You are
known to many creatures here The Forest
is not safe at this time Especially
for you
HARRY
But what was that thing you saved me
from
FIRENZE
A monstrous creature It is a terrible
crime to slay a unicorn Drinking the
blood of a unicorn will keep you alive
even if you are an inch from death
But at a terrible price For you have
slain something so pure that the moment
the blood touches your lips you have
a half-life, a cursed life
HARRY
But who would choose such a life
FIRENZE
Can you think of no one
HARRY
You mean to say that thing that killed
the unicorn, that was drinking its blood,
that was Voldemort
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