哪位英语高手能给翻译一下这首经典英文小诗《Oh! Women...》

哎！女人啊

如果你吻她，你就不是君子

如果你不吻她，你就不是男人

如果你称赞她，她认为你是个大话王

如果你不称赞她，你就是个窝囊废

如果你认同她喜欢的东西，她就会滥用无度

如果你不认同，她认为你不懂他

如果你做些浪漫的事，你就是个经验老道的调情高手

如果你不浪漫，你就是个木头人

如果你经常去看她，她认为你很烦

如果你不去看她，她会指责你脚踏两只船

如果你衣冠楚楚，她说你是花花公子

如果你穿戴邋遢，你就是个呆头呆脑的毛头小子

如果你对她有所猜疑，她说不该这样

如果你不这样，她认为你不爱她

如果你试图浪漫一下，她说你不尊重她

如果你不这样，他认为你不喜欢她

如果你迟到了一分钟，她会抱怨等得太苦

如果她迟到了，她说女孩就是这样。

如果你去看望别人，她责骂你是个跟屁虫。

如果别人去看她，她会说“哦，很正常阿！我们是女孩子嘛！”

如果你只是偶尔吻吻她，她宣称你很冷酷

如果你时不时地吻吻她，她大叫你占她便宜

如果你在过马路时没有帮她，那你没人品

如果你帮她了，她认为这只是男人的一种惯用伎俩。

如果你直盯着她，她说你是故意放电

如果别人直盯着她，她说那是他们出于尊重

如果你在说话，她想让你听她说

如果你听她说，她又想让你说

哎，天哪！你为什么造了一个叫“女人”的生物

很单纯，却让人住摸不透

很弱小，却权力很大

很让人困惑，却又让人割舍不下

啊，天哪，告诉我该怎么办！阿门！

您好,我就为大家解答关于我能想到最浪漫的事就是和你慢慢变老英语翻译相信很多小伙伴还不知道,现在让我们一起来看看吧！1、歌词“我能想

您好,我就为大家解答关于我能想到最浪漫的事就是和你慢慢变老英语翻译相信很多小伙伴还不知道,现在让我们一起来看看吧！

1、歌词“我能想到最浪漫的事 就是和你一起慢慢变老”。

2、出自歌曲《最浪漫的事》基本资料：中文名称：最浪漫的事所属专辑：我的爱 我的梦 我的家 发行时间：1994年 歌曲原唱：赵咏华 填 词：姚若龙 谱 曲：李正帆歌词：背靠着背坐在地毯上听听音乐聊聊愿望你希望我越来越温柔我希望你放我在心上你说想送我个浪漫的梦想谢谢我带你找到天堂哪怕用一辈子才能完成只要我讲你就记住不忘我能想到最浪漫的事就是和你一起慢慢变老一路上收藏点点滴滴的欢笑留到以后坐着摇椅慢慢聊我能想到最浪漫的事就是和你一起慢慢变老直到我们老得哪儿也去不了你还依然把我当成手心里的宝。

1、爱情终究是一程美丽寂寞的旅途。

Love is ultimately a ride beautiful lonely journey

2、爱情错过的太多，结局太多心痛。

Miss too much, love too much heartache ending

3、不怕别人看不起，就怕自己不努力。

Not afraid to look down on others, he was afraid his don't work hard

4、到底欠了你什么，做梦都让我难过。

What really owe you, even in the dream make me sad

5、抹掉已陌过去、只有不尽未来。

Erase is devoted to only endless the past and the future

6、没有什么过不去，只是再也回不去了。

Nothing can not pass, but no longer can't go back

7、不属于自己的，又何必那么拼命在乎。

Does not belong to own, why so hard to care about

8、生命必须留有缝隙，阳光才能照进来。

Life must have crack, sunshine can according to come in

9、我还是会等，只不过没了当初的热情。

I will, etc, not only the original passion

10、忘记那么难，只因回忆美好到刻骨铭心。

As difficult forget, because memories to forget

11、如果你不原谅我，你就去太平洋底找我！

If you don't forgive me, you could go to the Pacific Ocean for me!!!!!!!

12、深深的庭院，沈寂的粉蝶，慵懒的梳妆。

Remained of the deep courtyard, wilderness, lazy dressing

13、有一种境界叫放下，有一种心态叫舍得。

There is a realm called down, there is a state of mind is willing to give up

14、寂静的夜里，安静的能听见虫鸣的声音。

The silent night, quiet can hear the sound of voices

15、不去追逐你所渴求，你将永远不会拥有。

Don't go after what you want, you will never have

16、简简单单的一句话。牵动了我整个心脏。

A simple sentence Affects my whole heart

17、很久很久以后、你是否一如既往的温柔。

After a long time, whether you, as always, gentle

18、牵着我的手，闭着眼睛走你也不会迷路。

Take my hand, eyes closed go you won't get lost

19、有些歌其实并不好听，好听的是感同身受。

Actually not good, some song is empathy

20、从前天天见面的人，如今见一面都是奢侈。

Once upon a time every day to meet people, see now is a luxury

21、时间是外在的光斑，还是心跳微妙的浮点。

Time is external light spot, or heartbeat subtle floating point

22、心之所向，非你莫属，一颗心只为你跳动！

Heart's desire, only you, a heart beat for you!

23、不要用耳朵恋爱，真正对你好的全是细节。

Don't fall in love with their ears, really good to you all the details

24、舍得花时间陪你的人，才是最在乎你的人。

Willing to spend time with you, is the most care about you

25、在有生的瞬间能遇到你，竟花光所有运气。

At the moment in my life to meet you, spend all the luck

26、因为喜欢，所以情愿，没有那么多为什么。

Because like, so willing to, do not have so much why

27、我的心似乎狠狠的被击碎，再狠狠的堕落。

My heart seems to be hard be break, hard to fall again

28、离开的人越来越多，留下的人越来越重要。

Leave the people more and more, leaving people more and more important

29、就算世界荒芜，也总有一个人是你的信徒。

Even if the world barren, there is always a person is your followers

30、做一个简单的人，平和而执着，谦虚而无畏。

Do a simple person, peaceful and persistent, modesty and fearless

31、因为年轻，所以自信；因为自信，所以年轻。

Because young, so confident; Because confidence, so young

32、生活就是要逼自己变得逆来顺受，宠辱不惊。

Life is to force yourself be resignation, be yourself

33、我希望和你并排站在一起，看每个黄昏日落。

I hope and you stood side by side, watching each evening sunset

34、繁花落尽，留下谁的足迹，珍藏于谁的记忆。

, flowers bring who leave footprints, collection in the memory of who

35、很多事，唯有当距离渐远时，才能回首看清它。

A lot of things, but only when the distance is far, to look back to see it

36、梦里的江湖，百花齐放，人来人往，繁华似锦。

The dream of the river's lake, flowers, people are busy, thriving

37、人这一生何其短暂，我们也算牵手走过一段路。

People this life is short, we also calculate hand through a section of the road

38、从现在起，我将不再期待，只珍惜我所拥有的。

From now on, I will no longer look forward to, only cherish what I have

39、什么样叫远，什么叫近，远是距离，近在心底。

What name is far, what is near, far distance, nearly in the bottom of my heart

40、做不到让谁为我心疼，我只能一个人学着残忍。

Who do not make love for me, I can only a human cruelty

41、最讨厌和前任纠缠不清的人，真的，祸害别人。

People hate and former entanglements, true, the scourge of others

42、你为了她，连习惯都可以改变，是谁给的坚强。

You to her, even can change habits, who is to strong

43、有些离别身不由己，但要坚信会有更好的相遇。

Some leave tracks, but to believe that there will be a better meet

44、世界上最爱你的人，就是舍得花时间陪你的人。

The person that loves you the most in the world, is willing to spend time with you

45、没有完全合适的两个人，只有互相迁就的两个人。

There is no completely right two people, only two people accommodate each other

46、不论生活给予什么，都坦然的接受，那便是勇敢。

no matter what life give calm to accept, that is brave

47、你要坚持住。无论发生什么事，我都与你共进退。

Do you want to hang on No matter what happens, I am with you

48、累，有时候也是种享受，因为它让生活变得充实。

Tired, sometimes is also a kind of enjoyment, because it let the life become full

49、这世上，能真正对你好的人，遇过一个，少一个。

In this world, can really to you good people, met one, a less

50、以后，我会做一个美好的女子，不美，但要善良。

Later, I will do a good woman, not beautiful, but be kind

51、某个人欠你的，会有另一个人还给你，包括爱情。

Someone owes you, there will be another person to you, including love

52、生活就像骑单车，为了保持平衡你必须一直往前。

Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep balance you have to go straight

53、我还是会相信爱情，只是不会再相信爱情能永远。

I will still believe in love, just won't believe love can forever

54、就在那一瞬间，我仿佛听见了全世界崩溃的声音。

Just at that moment, I seem to hear the voice of the world's collapse

55、生活总会给你答案，但不会马上把一切都告诉你。

Life will give you the answer, but not immediately told you everything

56、人之所以会心累，就是常常徘徊在坚持和放弃之间。

People are understanding tired, is often wander in the persistence and give up

57、时间冲走了你微笑的痕迹，却抹不掉我对你的回忆。

Washed away by the time you the trace of a smile, but don't erase my memories of you

58、火柴如果躲避燃烧的痛苦，它的一生都将黯淡无光。

Matches if avoid burning pain, it's life will be bleak

59、要理想不要幻想，要不要矫情。凡事知足常乐。

Don't melodramatic ideal don't fantasy and passion Happiness consists in contentment

60、生命犹如烟花，短暂却绚丽，耀眼无比却转瞬即逝。

Life is like a fireworks, short but brilliant, brilliant but transient

61、我大好的一个人，凭什么跑到别人的生命里当插曲。

I good a person, with what ran to the people's life when episode

62、伤心最大的建设性，在于明白，那颗心还在老地方。

The biggest constructive, sad is understand, the heart is still in the old place

63、你能用金钱买来的爱情，别人也能用金钱把它买去。

You can use money to buy love, others can also use the money to buy it

64、真正的失败不是你没有做成事，而是你甘心于失败。

The real failure is not you don't have to make things, but you willing to fail

65、当你自己有了高度，就不需要每天以丈量别人为生。

When you have the height, there is no need for measurement of others for a living every day

66、如果你累了可以止步看夕阳，人生路上我陪你流浪。

If you are tired can stop to watch the sunset, I accompany you on your path

67、少走了弯路，也就错过了风景，无论如何，感谢经历。

Go less detours, also missed the scenery, anyway, thank you

68、一个人要死要活想得到你，这不是爱情，而是占有欲。

A person to death to live for you, this is not love, but acquisitiveness

69、一切都会好起来的，即使不是在今天，总有一天会的。

Everything will be fine, if not for today, will one day be no more

70、原谅，只和爱的深浅有关，有多少爱，就有多少原谅。

Forgive me, and the depth of the love, only love, how many forgive

71、有一个人，教会你怎样去爱了，但是，他却不爱你了。

There is a person, teach you how to love, but, but he doesn't love you

72、如果这辈子只做一件浪漫的事，那就是陪你慢慢变老。

If in this life only do a romantic thing, that is to grow old with you

73、当看破一切的时候，才知道，原来失去比拥有更踏实。

When he who sees through all, just know, originally lose than having more dependable

74、世界再大，大不过一颗心；走得再远，远不过一场梦。

The world again big, big but a heart; Go to far, far but a dream

75、失去比得不到更可怕，因为多了一个过程叫曾经拥有。

Losing is worse than not, because many a procedure call

76、不见面也有不见面的好，你永远是，我记忆中的样子。

Don't meet also have no the good, you will always be, in my memory

77、人的烦恼就12个字：放不下，想不开，看不透，忘不了。

People's worry is 12 words: not put, hard, cannot see through, forget

78、不要觉得是生活亏欠了我们，其实是我们做的努力不够。

Don't think the life is indebted to the us, actually we did hard enough

79、你是我挣扎过放弃过后悔过，但现在还是很爱很爱的人。

Are you repent after I struggled to give up, but it's still love

我能想到最浪漫的事情就是能和你一起旅行,看最美的风景和海边的日落。翻译成英语 在线等

I think that the most romantic things are going on vacation/ holiday with you, seeing the sceneries and watching the sunset on the beach

或是:

The most romantic things I think are going on vacation with you, seeing all the wonderful sceneries and watching the beautiful sunset on the beach

又或是:

The most romantic things I think are travelling together with you, seeing all the wonderful sceneries and watching the beautiful sunset on the beach

很希望会对你有帮助。若，谢谢你。