小学英语五年级小故事大全

Ⅰ 小学5年级英语小故事

A old woman and a boy

A boy goes to shoppingWhen he finish shopping,A old woman says to him:''Hello,boyYou look like my sonHe died last weekCan you say 'mum' to meIt will make me feel better''The loving boy says:''Mum!''Then the woman goesThe seller tell the boy:''206yuan" ''But I only buy o books!'' ''Yes,but that old woman tell me his son will pay for her"

老女人和小男孩

一个男孩去购物当他结束购物时,一个老女人对他说:"你好,小男孩你看起来很像我的儿子他上周死了你能对我叫一声妈妈吗它会使我感觉好一点"这个有爱心的男孩就叫了:"妈妈!"然后这个女人就走了售货员对小男孩说:"206元" ''可是我只买了两本书!" "是的,但是那个老女人告诉我她儿子会替她付钱"

Ⅱ 英语短小故事五年级

Story 1 Three Good Friends

One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river This time he sees a lion under a tree The lion runs at him He is afraid and falls into the river He can’t swim He shouts The rabbit hears him He jumps into the river The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can’t help him Luckily, an elephant es along He is very strong He helps the rabbit and monkey Three friends are very happy They go to the elephant’s home Then, three of them bee good friends

故事一 三个好朋友

一天， 一只猴子在河边骑车。这时他看见树下有一只狮子，狮子向他跑来。他非常的害怕，掉进河里。他不会游泳，大叫起来。兔子听见了，跳进水里，但他却没有办法救猴子。幸运的是，一只大象过来了。大象非常强壮，救出了兔子和猴子。他们来到大象的家，在那里吃了一顿大餐。从此他们成了好朋友。

Story 2 The Old Man and the Old Cat

An old man has a cat The cat is very old, too He runs very quickly And his teeth are bad One evening, the old cat sees a little mouse He catches it, but he can’t eat it because his teeth are not strong enough The mouse runs away

The old man is very angry He beats his cat He says: “You are a fool cat I will punish you!” the cat is very sad He thinks：“When I was young, I worked hard for you Now you don’t like me because I’m too old to work You should know you are old, too”

故事二 老人和老猫

一个年迈的老人养一只猫。这只猫也非常老了。她跑得很快，但是牙齿很糟糕。一天王还是那个，这只老猫看见一只小老鼠。它抓住了小老鼠，但是它却吃不了它，因为它的牙齿不够锋利了。这只小老鼠逃跑了。

老人很生气，他打了小猫，并且对它说：“你这只蠢猫！我要惩罚你！”猫非常伤心，它想：“在我还年轻的时候，我为你努力工作。现在你却因为我太老了不能工作而不喜欢我。你应该知道你也老了。”

Story 3 Spring in the Green Season

Spring is ing Spring is the first season of the year In China, spring es in February It is still cold, but it is getting warmer and warmer The days get longer and longer The leaves on the trees begin to turn green Then they e up green leaves in the spring wind on the ground Spring is also sowing time season

故事三

春天来了，春天是每年的第一个季节。在中国，春天二月来临，那时候还是很冷，但是会运来月暖和，白昼悦来越长。树上的叶子开始变绿，沐浴着大地春风长出了嫩芽。

春天也播种的季节。

Ⅲ 英语五年级小故事大全

A lion once fell in love with a beautiful girl， so he went to her parents and asked them to marry her to him，

The old parents did not know what to say，

They did not like the idea of giving their daughter to the lion， but they did not want to enrage the king of beasts，

At last the father said， "We are glad to marry our daughter to you， but we fear that you might possibly hurt her， So if you remove your claws and teeth， we will give her to you，"

The lion loved the girl very much， so he trimmed his claws and took out his big teeth， When he came to the parents again， they simply laughed in his face， and beat him out of their house，

一只狮子爱上了一位美丽的女孩儿，便找到她的父母向她求婚。

女孩儿的父亲不知道该如何回答，他不忍将女儿许配给野兽，但又害怕激怒这兽中之王。

于是父亲说：“我们很乐意将女儿嫁给你，但又怕你不小心伤害她，如果你拔去牙齿，剁掉利爪，我们就将女儿嫁给你。”

狮子非常爱这个女孩儿，于是他修剪了爪子，拔掉了尖牙后又去找女孩的父母。可是这时，他们嘲笑他，并把他赶了出去。

寓意:有些人轻易相信别人的话，抛弃自己的长处，结果轻而易举地被原来害怕他们的人击败了。

Ⅳ 适合5年级的小学生的英语童话故事

A poor pig

Danny is a little pig He is unhappy because he wants to leave home to see the world

It’ a sunny day Danny goes away when his parents are sleeping on his way he meets an elephant , a peacock and a rabbit At last , he gets to a lake He looks at his reflection in the water and says, “I wish I have an elephant’s nose , a peacock’s tail and a rabbit’s ears ” after a while , Danny’s wish es true He runs back excitedly

But his parents can’t recognize Danny , “Go away , you’re not our son ” Danny goes to the lake again “ I just want to be a pig ” He says sadly Danny waits and waits He bees a pig again

Danny runs back quickly His parents hug and say , “ This is our lovely baby ”

可怜的小猪

丹尼是只小猪，为此他很不开心，他希望自己能够拥有大象的鼻子、孔雀的尾巴、小兔的耳朵。可是，当他的愿望实现的时候，爸爸妈妈却不认他了。可怜的小猪决定，还是变回自己原来的样子吧。

Ⅳ 谁知道一个适合五年级的英语的简短的小故事

Little Red Cap

人物：小红帽的妈妈，小红帽，狼，小红帽的奶奶，猎人（5人）

第一场：Little Red Cap家

Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Cap:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi, mummy, what are you doing

Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma Take them to Grandma

Little Red Cap：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!

Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Cap说）Be good Be careful

Little Red Cap：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy

Mum：Bye-bye Darling

第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Cap挎着篮子蹦跳地跳到花草旁)

Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf I am hungry (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red Cap Hi! Little Red Cap Where are you going (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Cap打招呼)

Little Red Cap：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s Grandma is ill

Wolf：Oh, really! I am sorry to hear that By the way, where does your grandma live

Little Red Cap：She lives in the house near the forest There is a big tree behind her house

Wolf：（自言自语）I’ll eat Grandma But……（指着花草对小红帽说）Why don’t you pick some flowers for your grandma I’m sure they will make your grandma feel happy

Little Red Cap：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! Thank you, Mr Wolf（放下篮子采花）One flower, o flowers, three flowers

第三场：Grandma家

Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’s house (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．

Grandma：Who is it？

Wolf：（装出Little Red Cap的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me Little Red Cap

Grandma：(边说边起床) Come in, e in

Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you

Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫边从床上滚到地上）

(大灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里，穿上外婆的衣服。)

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep

Little Red Cap：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．

Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？

Little Red Cap：It’s me Little Red Cap What a strange noise!

Wolf：Come in, Come in

Little Red Cap：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步) Oh! What are big ears!

Wolf：Because I want to listen to your sweet voice

Little Red Cap：Wow! What a big eyes!

Wolf：Because I want to see you pretty face

Little Red Cap：（走近些，跪在床前，仔细看着说）Look! What a big hands

Wolf：(从床上跳起来说) Because I want to eat you!

Little Red Cap：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!

Wolf：（追到Little Red Cap，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious I am full now Let me have a rest

(猎人上)

Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping

Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)

Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Cap are inside I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut

Little Red Cap/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．Little Cap ,Give me some stones．

Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线)

Little Red Cap：(搬来几个石头)One, o, three

Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

Grandma：I’ll thread it

Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!

Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy Oh, I will die, I will die, I don’t want to die

Little Red Cap、Grandma、Hunter: ha! We are safe now!

Ⅵ 适合五年级的简单点的英语小故事

英文英文英文英文幽默故事幽默故事幽默故事幽默故事：：：： There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot There werethree parrots in the shop One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000 The customer asked the owner, “How e this guy is $5,000 That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy What can he do that makes him so expensive” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on That’s why he’s so expensive” Then the customer said, “How about the third one What canhe do that makes him so expensive” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don’t know Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other o call him ‘The Boss’” 老板最大 有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板：「为什么这只要卖五千元？这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了！」老板说：「因为我有训练他讲话。」顾客又问：「那这只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：「他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。」顾客接着又问：「那第三只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：「我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有！不过另外两只叫他：『老板！』」

A Friend in Need Is a Friend Indeed Jack and Ben are good friends One day, they explore a forest together When they go deep into the forest, suddenly they hear a sound “What’s that The sound is so terrible” Ben says “Oh! Bear! Look! A bear!” Jack says and climbs quickly on a tall tree Ben tries to climb on the tree But he can’t “What can I do Help me please! “Ben says to Jack But Jack does nothing The bear is ing Ben lies down quickly and pretends to die The bear looks at Ben and walking around him Ben holds his breath The bear ells Ben and thinks he’s dying, and then the bear goes away When Jack sees the bear going far, he slides down from the tree and wakes Ben “What did the Bear whisper to you” Jack asks Ben “Why didn’t you help me Have you not heard the sentence: A friend in need is a friend indeed” Ben shouted 故事28 患难见真情 杰克和本是一对好朋友。一天，他俩结伴去森林探险。当他们深入森林时，突然听到一个声音。 “那是什么？这声音真恐怖。”本说。 “啊！是熊！快看！熊！”杰克边说边迅速爬到身旁的颗大树上。 本试着爬在树上，可是他做不到。“我怎么办啊？快帮帮我？”本朝杰克喊道。可是杰克什么也没有做。 熊来了。本赶快躺在地上装死。熊看看本。绕着他走了儿圈。本赶忙屏住呼吸。熊又低下头闻了本，以为他死了，然后就走开了。 杰克看到熊走远了，他才滑下树来，叫醒本。“熊刚才跟你说什么了？“杰克好奇地文本。 “你刚才为什么不帮我？难道你没有听对患难见真情这句话吗？”本大声喊道

Ⅶ 五年级 英语小故事，要短一点，简单一点的。

这个行吗？

The Dog And The Shadow 狗和它的影子

A DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, saw his own shadow in the water, and took it for that of another Dog, with a piece of meat double his own in size He therefore let go his own, and fiercely attacked the other Dog, to get his larger piece from him He thus lost both: that which he grasped at in the water, because it was a shadow; and his own, because the stream swept it away

一条狗嘴里叼块肉,来到一座桥上它看见水里有自己的影子, 以为是另一条嘴里也叼着一块比自己

那块肉大一倍的狗它忙丢下自己嘴里的那块肉,猛力地攻击水里的狗试图去抢它的肉结果,它两块肉都得不到 因为那只是一个影子,它自己的影子而已真正的肉也被水冲走了

这个也可以的

Which do you find more important, money or friends

B: Friends, of course

A: Why

B: I can always borrow money from friends

钱和朋友

甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？

乙：当然是朋友。

甲：为什么？

乙：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱

这个呢？

The Nice Wedding Gift

We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher Apparently, the couple mass-proced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: Thank you very much for the nice wedding gift We look forward to using it soon

漂亮的结婚礼物

我们参加了一个熟人的儿子的婚礼。由于我们都不认识那个年轻人和他的新娘，所以我们决定送给他们一个实用的全家礼----一个灭火器。很明显，这对新人大批量制作了他们的感谢信，因为我们收到了一张卡片，上面写着：“非常感谢您的漂亮的结婚礼物，我们期待着不久就用到它。”

如果好的话就采纳我哦O(∩_∩)O~

Ⅷ 小学五年级英语小故事

给你三篇,你选一篇吧

The Old Cat

An old woman had a cat The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse She began to hit the cat The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young"

译文

老猫

一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。

于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”

A man was going to the house of some rich person As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat" Then he took the apples and threw them away into the st

He went on and came to a river The river had bee very big; so he could not go over it He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river"

He began to go home He had eaten no food that day He began to want food He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the st and eat them

Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time

译文

一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。

他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。”

他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。

不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。

The City Mouse and the Country Mouse

Once there were o mice They were friends One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do e and see me at my house in the country" So the City mouse went The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good Why do you live in a hole in the field You should e and live in the city You would live in a nice house made of stone You would have nice food to eat You must e and see me at my house in the city"

The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse It was a very good house Nice food was set ready for them to eat But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is ing!" They ran away quickly and hid

After some time they came out When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city I like living in my hole in the field For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid"

译文

城里老鼠和乡下老鼠

从前，有两只老鼠，它们是好朋友。一只老鼠居住在乡村，另一只住在城里。很多年以后，乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它说：“你一定要来我乡下的家看看。”于是，城里老鼠就去了。乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里。它把所有最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠。城里老鼠说：“这东西不好吃，你的家也不好，你为什么住在田野的地洞里呢？你应该搬到城里去住，你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子，还会吃上美味佳肴，你应该到我城里的家看看。”

乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的东西也为他们摆好了。可是正当他们要开始吃的时候，听见很大的一阵响声，城里的老鼠叫喊起来：“快跑！快跑！猫来了！”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来。

过了一会儿，他们出来了。当他们出来时，乡下老鼠说：“我不喜欢住在城里，我喜欢住在田野我的洞里。因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在，比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说，要好些。”不跟学校有关，O(∩_∩)O嘻嘻！

英语小故事：狐假虎威

Once a fox met a hungry tiger。 The tiger opened his mouth and was about to eat the fox。

But the fox said， “My dear sir， I’m the King of the forest！ You cannot eat me！ Follow me， let’s walk together and I will show you。 If any animal sees me and does not fear me， then you may eat me。”

The tiger agreed， because he couldn’t believe a fox could be as powerful as himself。 The tiger followed the fox to the forest。 All the animals， when they saw the tiger in the distance， were all frightened and ran away。

Then the fox said： “How about it？ I was walking in the front， and I scared all the animals away。”

The tiger had not noticed that the animals were actually afraid of himself。 He was ashamed and said， “Yes， you are right。 I’m very sorry。 You are the King。”

老虎在山林里捉到了一只狐狸，要吃掉它。狐狸连忙说：“你不能吃我，我是天帝派来统治百兽的。你要吃了我，就违抗了天帝的命令。你不信，就跟我倒山林里走一趟，看百兽见了我是不是都很害怕。”老虎相信了狐狸的话，就跟在狐狸的后面走进山林。

百兽见了果然都纷纷逃命。老虎以为百兽真的害怕狐狸而不知道是害怕自己，于是就把狐狸给放了。

这个成语用来比喻依仗别人的势力去欺压人或吓唬人。

爆笑英语小故事

1、The poor husband可怜的丈夫

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong

“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”

2、I Wasn't Asleep我没有睡着

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!”

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。　

"Not asleep But you had your eyes closed"“没睡着可是你眼睛都闭上了呀”　　

"I know I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car"

“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

3、Who's More Polite谁更有礼貌　　

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down

一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。

4、太黑了 看不见

After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all"　

晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢？” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。”

5、幸运的话

Q:Do you think I’ll lose my looks as I get olderA:Yes if you’re lucky

问：你觉得我老的时候会失去现在的容貌吗？答：如果你幸运的话，可以的。

A milkmaid was going to the marketShe carried her milk in a pail on her head

As she went along she began calculating what she would buy after she had sold the milk

"I'll buy a new dress, and when i go to the ball,all the young men will dance with me!"

As she spoke she tossed her head backthe pail immediately fell off her head,and all the milk was spolt

The girl went back without anythingshe felt very sad"ah,my child,"said her mother

"do not count your chickens before they are batched

送牛奶的女孩和她的桶

一个送牛乃的女孩去市场。她手里拎着一桶奶。

在她进去时候，她考虑到：卖了奶，她该买什么呢？

“我要买条新裙子，然后去参加误会，年轻的先生们将全和我跳舞。”

说着说着，她摇了摇头。提桶从手中打翻，牛奶全洒了。

女孩什么都没买就回去了。她觉得很沮丧。“啊，我的孩子，”她的妈妈说，“不要过于乐观。”

encounter 邂逅

直接用一个名词就行了

作文题目要求简洁明了

写多了反而不好

很多美剧的名字都只是一个名词

比如prison break（越狱）,desperate housewives（绝望主妇）,bone（识骨寻踪）

Marriage Proposal to Bernard Shaw

Once a beautiful and dissolute British actress wrote to propose marriage to Bernard Shaw． She said she did not mindBernard Shaw's old age and ugliness because he was a genius． And if they could combine the beauty of the woman with the talents of the great man，that would be greatly harmonious． “With your wisdom and my appearance，our children must be perfect．”

Bernard Shaw answered，in a letter，that her imagination wassplendid，“But，what if the children take my appearance and yourwisdom？”

向肖伯纳求婚

英国有位美貌风流的女演员，曾写信向肖伯纳求婚。她说，因为他是个天才，她不嫌肖伯纳年迈丑陋。假如能使女郎的美貌和超人的天才结合，那该是多么协调啊。“咱们的后代有你的智慧和我的美貌，那一定是十全十美了。”

肖伯纳给她回了一封信说，她的想象很是美妙，“可是，假如生下的孩子外貌象我，而智慧又象你，那又该怎么办呢？”

1 英语小故事带翻译短的

Mom: "you want to which a banana, victor" Victor: "I want that one of the greatest" Mom: "victor, you should be polite, to have that little" Victor: "mom, don't polite must lie" 妈妈：“你要哪一只香蕉，维克多？”维克多：“我要那只最大的。”妈妈：“维克多，你应该懂礼貌，要那只小的。”维克多：“妈妈，难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗？” 10条冷笑话，就几句话， 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer"

跟你的米酥（一种零食）讲话，然后突然！表现出你被冒犯的样子，把装米酥的碗摔在地上、并一脚踹上去。跟你的室友说你不会打扫，并解释：“我就是要看他们被折磨的样子！”2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere"

每次你室友回来的时候都大声欢呼：“哇！你回来啦！！”然后围着他跳舞跳上五分钟，接着就一直看表，问他：“你是不是该出去一趟啊？”3) Make a sandwich Don't eat it, leave it on the floor Ignore the sandwich Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!" Complain loudly that you are hungry

做个三明治，不要吃、把它丢在地板上。然后就无视那块三明治、直到你室友受不了把它给扔了。这时候你就可以大声喊饿，问：“我那该死的三明治哪儿去了！？”4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan

趁你室友外出的时候，把你的鞋子沾在天花板上，等他回来的一瞬间坐在地板上，摸着头大叫痛。5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you" Then pretend to faint When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again Keep this up for several weeks

对你室友说：“我有个重要的消息要告诉你！”然后装晕倒。接着等你醒过来的时候就跟他说你忘记是什么消息了。等一会，又说“哦！我记起来了！”然后继续装晕倒。这样持续玩上个几星期。6) Collect hundreds of pens andpile them on one side of the room Keep one pencil on the other side of the room Laugh at the pencil

买一大堆笔回来，在房间的一边排列好。然后只把其中一支放在房间的另一边，对着它大笑。7) Buy some knives Sharpen them every night While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon"

买一些刀回来，每天晚上磨，边磨边看着你的室友小声嘟哝：“快了、就快了……”8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose Make it bigger every day Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing Growing!"

在你的鼻子上画一条细线，每天加粗一点，然后对着你的室友喊：“看！它在生长！在生长！”9) Move everything to one side of the room Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern

把房间里所有东西都移到墙边，一边很认真地盯着地板看，一边问你室友：你觉得一头大象能有多重呢？10) Collect potatoes Paint faces on them and give them names Name one after your roommate Separate your roommate's potato from the others Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong"

收集一堆土豆、给它们分别画上脸、取名字。然后把那个以你室友命名的和其他土豆分开。几天后把它烤来吃了，跟你的室友解释说：“它就是跟大家合不来嘛……”

2 谁知道短一些的英文小故事（有中文翻译的）

一、

Customer: Give me a hot dog

Waiter: With pleasure

Customer: No, with mustard

顾客：来个热狗。

侍者：很高兴。

顾客：不要，加上芥末。

(注：英语专中with pleasure是“属很高兴”的意思。这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了。怪不得他说不要pleasure,要芥末呢。)

二、

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once How much is 6 plus 4

Student: At once!

老师：全班同学听着，不管我问什么，你们都要马上回答。6+4等于几？

学生：马上。

3 关于英语的小故事越短越好! 谢谢 ， 带翻译

Animals Need Protecting

Animals are natural resources that people have wasted all through our history Animals have been killed for their fur and feathers, for food, for sport, and simply because they were in the way Thousands of kinds of animals have disappeared from the earth forever Hundreds more are on the danger list today About 170 kinds in the United States aloneare considered in danger

Why should people care Because we need animals, and because once they are gone, there will never be any moreAnimals are more than just beautiful or interesting They are more than just a source of food Every animal has its place in the balance of nature Destroying one kind of animal can create many problems For example, when farmers killed large numbers of hawks, the farmers' stores of corn and grain were destroyed by rats and mice Why Because hawks eat rats and mice, with no hawks to keep down their numbers, the rats and mice multiplied quickly

Luckily, some people are working to help save the animals Some groups raise money to let people know about the problem And they try to get the governments to pass laws protecting animals in danger Quite a few countries have passed laws These laws forbid the killing of any animal or planton the danger list Slowly, the number of some animals in danger is growing 中文:

动物需要保护

动物是自然资源，在整个历史过程中，人类一直在糟蹋着这种资源。人们杀死动物，获得它们的皮毛，把它们当作食物或运动方式，或者只是因为它们碍事。成千上万种动物已经从这个地球上永远地消失了。现在另外上百种动物也上了濒危动物名单。仅荚国大概就有170种被认为处于危险当中。

为什么人们应该感到担忧呢因为我们需要动物，因为它们一旦消失，就永远不会再出现。动物不仅仅是漂亮或有趣。它们不仅仅是人类的食物来源。在维持自然平衡中，每种动物都有其作用。毁灭某种动物会导致许多问题。比如，农民们如果杀死为数众多的鹰，他们谷物和粮食的仓库就会受到老鼠和田鼠的破坏。 为什么因为鹰吃鼠类，没有鹰控制它们的数量，鼠类就会迅速繁殖。

幸运的是，有些人正在努力帮助拯救这些动物。有些组织筹钱以便人们了解这一问题。他们也努力使 通过保护濒危动物的法律。很多国家已经通过了法律。这些法律禁止杀害濒危名单上的动植物。某些濒危动物的数目正在慢慢地不断上升。

4 英语小故事 较短 带翻译

The Old Cat

An old woman had a cat The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse She began to hit the cat The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young"

译文

老猫

一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。

于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”

A man was going to the house of some rich person As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat" Then he took the apples and threw them away into the st

He went on and came to a river The river had bee very big; so he could not go over it He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river"

He began to go home He had eaten no food that day He began to want food He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the st and eat them

Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time

译文

一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。

他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。”

他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。

不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。

The City Mouse and the Country Mouse

Once there were o mice They were friends One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do e and see me at my house in the country" So the City mouse went The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good Why do you live in a hole in the field You should e and live in the city You would live in a nice house made of stone You would have nice food to eat You must e and see me at my house in the city"

The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse It was a very good house Nice food was set ready for them to eat But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is ing!" They ran away quickly and hid

After some time they came out When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city I like living in my hole in the field For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid"

译文

城里老鼠和乡下老鼠

从前，有两只老鼠，它们是好朋友。一只老鼠居住在乡村，另一只住在城里。很多年以后，乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它说：“你一定要来我乡下的家看看。”于是，城里老鼠就去了。乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里。它把所有最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠。城里老鼠说：“这东西不好吃，你的家也不好，你为什么住在田野的地洞里呢？你应该搬到城里去住，你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子，还会吃上美味佳肴，你应该到我城里的家看看。”

乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的东西也为他们摆好了。可是正当他们要开始吃的时候，听见很大的一阵响声，城里的老鼠叫喊起来：“快跑！快跑！猫来了！”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来。

过了一会儿，他们出来了。当他们出来时，乡下老鼠说：“我不喜欢住在城里，我喜欢住在田野我的洞里。因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在，比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说，要好些。”

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning

Tom:Every time I e to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow"

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到

汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行"

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for o cents "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly "Here are o cents more But why are you so interested in the old woman"

"She is the one who sells the candy"

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing o policemen If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk"

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

A little bird fly to south for the winter It was very cold, almost frozen bird Hence, fly to a large space, after a cow there, in a pile of cow ng upon the bird, frozen bird lying on the nghill, feel very warm, graally recovered, it is warm and fortable lying, and soon began to sing songs, a passing wildcat hear voices, see, follow the voice, wildcats quickly found lying on the nghill, bird, pull it out

The way of existence: not everyone to lead the ng upon your people are your enemy Each of you is not from the nghill lire people are your friends, and, when you lying on the nghill, had better keep your mouth shut

粪堆里的小鸟

一只小鸟飞到南方去过冬。天很冷，小鸟几乎冻僵了。于是，飞到一大块空地上，一头牛经过那儿，拉了一堆牛粪在小鸟的身上，冻僵的小鸟躺在粪堆里，觉得很温暖，渐渐苏醒过来，它温暖而舒服的躺着，不久唱起歌来，一只路过的野猫听到声音，走过去看个究竟，循着声音，野猫很快发现了躺在粪堆里的小鸟，把它拽出来吃掉了。

生存之道：不是每个往你身上拉大粪的人都是你的敌人。也不是每个把你从粪堆里拉出来的人都是你的朋友，还有，当你躺在粪堆里时，最好把你的嘴闭上。

One day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a sign by his feet, that read: "I am blind, please help"

A creative publicist was walking by the blind man and stopped to observe that the man only had a few coins in his hat He put a few of his own coins in the hat, and without stopping to ask for permission, took the sign, turned it around, and wrote a new message He then placed the sign by the feet of the blind man, and left

Later that afternoon the creative publicist returned by the blind man and noticed that his hat was almost pletely full of bills and coins The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was him who had changed his sign He also wanted to know what the man wrote on it

一天，有个瞎子坐在一栋大楼的台阶上，脚下的标牌上写着：“我是个瞎子，请帮帮我。”

一位有创意的广告员从瞎子身旁经过时停了下来，看到瞎子的帽子里只有一些硬币。他也在帽子里放了几个硬币，未经允许，就拿过标牌，翻过来在上面重新写了一句标语，然后把标牌放回瞎子的脚下，离开了。

那天下午晚些时候，这位广告员回到了这个身旁，他发现帽子里几乎装满了纸钞和硬币。瞎子听出了他的脚步声，问他是否是那个改标牌的人？他也想知道这位男士在上面写了什么。

广告员回答说：“我只是改了你的标语使人们能够看明白。”他向这个瞎子表达了祝福，说了再见，继续走自己的路。

瞎子并不知道，他的新标语是这样的：

现在是春天，但我却看不到。

5 英语小故事带翻译 要短一点的

Plugging One’s Ears While Stealing a Bell “掩耳盗铃”

Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to steal his neighbor’s doorbell However, he knew clearly that the bell would ring and catch the other people’s attention as long as he touched the bell So he thought hard and suddenly hit on a clever “idea” He plugged his ears with something, thinking that everything would go well when he stole the bell Unfortunately to his disappointment, the bell still rang loudly and he was caught on the spot as a thief

从前，有一个人想偷邻居门上的铃，但是他知道一碰到铃，铃就会响起来，被人发现。他想啊想，终于他想出一个“妙极”，他把自己的耳朵用东西塞起来，就听不见 了。但是当他去偷铃时， 仍旧响起来，他被别人当场抓住