英文经典个性签名 幸福是孤寂的灵魂遭遇爱的邂逅

Your own taste, let my heart closely rely on

你的专属的味道，让我的心紧紧依靠

There's always that one song that brings back old memories。

总有那么一首歌，让你陷入深深的回忆。

Happiness is when the desolated soul meets love。

幸福是孤寂的灵魂遭遇爱的邂逅。

Time will abandon those funny oath, until we also agree

时间会摒弃那些滑稽的誓言，直至我们也苟同。

Keep me in your memory, leave out all the rest

把我放进你的记忆里，不要管其他的。

Paper plane fly farther take away my heart

纸飞机飞的再远带不走我的心情

Love, living things, is you let me know!

爱情，扯淡的东西，是你让我懂得！

That formerly how to pick, time flies straight forward

那段从前怎么去捡，光阴似箭一直向前。

You can’t buy love But you pay heavily for it

爱，钱买不到它，却会狠狠的为它买单

Some say love it is a hunger and endless aching need

有人说，爱是种饥渴 一种无尽的带痛的需求

And you think that love is only,For the lucky and the strong

你说，爱是唯一，我们那么幸运，我们矢志不渝

When it has is lost, brave to give up

当拥有已经是失去，就勇敢的放弃。

I didn't cry because it is over, but suddenly learned to miss it

我没有哭泣，只是突然学会了思念而已。

Happiness is time Pcipitation, smile is the lonely sad

幸福是年华的沉淀，微笑是寂寞的悲伤。

Love is kindness Love is patient Love is never have rest

爱是恩慈。爱是恒久忍耐。爱是永无止息。

Finally had the open your heart of keys, this just find you've lost heart

终于有了那把打开你心的钥匙,这才发现你已经丢了心 。

Say forever, I do not know how to sPad

说好永远的，不知怎么就散了。

Happiness by adding those sad there the elements

幸福中总会掺加那些悲哀的元素。

Time is not cruelty Just for it we are too fragile

时光并不残忍。只是对于它来说我们太脆弱。

Disappear a memory And leaving is unforgettable memories

消失的是记忆。而留下的才是刻骨铭心的回忆。

Time is a great thing, can let fate displaced within Iraq

时间真是个伟大的东西啊，可以让命运颠沛流离。

I'll give you The last love is letting go 。

我给你。最后旳疼爱是手放开。

Of the world's most Pcious and are not eligible and lost

世界上最珍贵的，是得不到和已失去。

The collision between reality and faith to our young black and blue

现实与信念的冲撞让我们的青春遍体鳞伤

coming days would be long After all do not grow, grey-haired

来日方长、终究长不到白发苍苍。

just don't want to lose my smile left with pride

没心没肺地笑 只是不想输掉仅剩下的骄傲

Think of you every day, your company, happiness is so natural

想你的每一天，都有你陪伴，幸福是那么的自然 。

Feeble story, just making excuses

苍白无力的述说，只是在狡辩而已。

Sorrow is hard enough, let alone hide sadness

悲伤已经够难受了,更何况是隐藏悲伤。

Pale words who can see this person's bitter

苍白的文字有谁会看出这一个人的辛酸

每次从小区门口的眉州东坡酒楼路过，都能看到前来就餐的人络绎不绝。眉州东坡的饮食，作为一种舌尖上的文化，我认为不仅是一种美食的流传，更是一种文化的传承。

这不禁让我想到了苏东坡，900多年了，最有趣的灵魂，我认为也只有他了。提起苏东坡——苏轼，很多人都会立刻想起来这位宋代著名的大文豪、美食达人、爱妻狂魔，这是他的身份标签，更是他的灵魂所在。

他的豁达、乐观、处事不惊的旷达心态一直为后人所传颂，他的性情，他的人生三观，也许正是我们现代人所寻求的经典哲学。

大文豪，自不必说。在欧阳修主盟文坛时，他就明确表示要把将来领导文坛的责任交付给年轻的苏轼，并预言他的成就将超越自己。在当时，北宋文学出现了一浪高于一浪的发展态势，苏轼没有辜负欧阳修的期望，宋文、宋诗和宋词都在他手中达到了高峰。

他的文学造诣，在中国文学史上都是可圈可点的。“欲把西湖比西子，淡妆浓抹总相宜”、“但愿人长久，千里共婵娟”、“横看成岭侧成峰，远近高低各不同”、“不识庐山真面目，只缘身在此山中”，这样朗朗上口的流传千古的经典语句太多太多了，都出自他的笔下，这些都令我们不得不膜拜他学识渊博，思想通达，文学修养有高度、有厚度、有深度。

美食达人，更折射出了他另一面的人生棱角。东坡肉、东坡肘子、东坡排骨等等，流传至今。苏东坡在《初到黄州》中写道“自笑平生为口忙，老来事业转荒唐。长江绕郭知鱼美，好竹连山觉笋香。逐客不妨员外置，诗人例作水曹郎。只惭无补丝毫事，尚费官家压酒囊。”鱼和竹笋配美酒，多么恰当的搭配啊！光看这些文字，我就直流口水三千尺了。

他还在《猪肉颂》中写道“净洗铛，少著水，柴头罨烟焰不起。待他自熟莫催他，火候足时他自美。黄州好猪肉，价贱如泥土。贵者不肯吃，贫者不解煮，早晨起来打两碗，饱得自家君莫管。”哎，普普通通的猪肉，都被他写的这么有讲究，被颂为不朽的传奇。

都说他是大吃货吃遍天下美食。其实我认为这更映射出了他面对人生逆旅不认怂的生活态度。其实，他在职业生涯中，屡遭贬谪，并非一路坦荡，未能充分施展政治才干。由于在仕途不得志，他才一生奔走潦倒，又相继被贬到湖北、安徽、广东和海南等地。

从地理跨度来看，这些饮食文化和习惯天差地别。但是，苏轼颠沛流离每到一个地方，并非悲春伤秋，反而随乡入俗，静心做一个释然的乐天派，把职场起伏当做人生常态，这就是那句大俗话“心大了，所有的大事都小了”的人生哲理。

他每贬到一个地方，就仔细研发本土特色美食，正由于他这种匠心精神，使以他姓名而命名的美食，一直流传了几百年。把生活过得热气腾腾，是热爱生命的真实写照。这种执著于人生而又超然物外的生命范式蕴含着坚定、乐观、旷达的精神，因而苏轼在逆境中照样能保持浓郁的生活情趣和旺盛的创作活力。

我时常想，能达到这种思想境界的，前无古人后无来者，也只有他苏东坡了。他的处世态度令我们后人折服，试问当代的我们能有几人能做到他这样的庐人心境？

除此之外，他还是个恋妻狂魔。他那首著名的《江城子》：“十年生死两茫茫,不思量，自难忘。千里孤坟,无处话凄凉。纵使相逢应不识，尘满面，鬓如霜。 夜来幽梦忽还乡，小轩窗，正梳妆。相顾无言，惟有泪千行。料得年年肠断处，明月夜，短松冈。”

在中国，一夫多妻制是封建制度下的独特产物。然而在东坡居士的结发妻子王弗去世十多年后，真没想到人世间还有一个痴情的男子，对亡妻“不思量，自难忘”。尽管时过境迁，你我都“尘满面，鬓如霜”，他又另娶她人了，然而亡妻在“小轩窗，正梳妆”充满画面感的一颦一笑的柔美举动，仿佛发生如昨，她依然是那个娇滴滴、柔美的**，就在那个洒满一米阳光的午后，透过镜子的镜像反射与爱夫咫尺相望，满眼泛泛着情与爱意，静静幽幽地享受着繁杂世间只有你我的慢时光。

然而，回到现实中，东坡居士才恍然大悟，斯人早已远去，这才领悟到“肠断处”、“惟有泪千行”，这刮断肠肚、痛彻心扉的情深意切，让我们读之潸然泪下。拥有这样的爱情神话，也真让人羡慕。不得不说，东坡居士也确实是一个心怀温暖、刚柔并济之人。

好看的皮囊千篇一律，有趣的灵魂万里挑一。我坚信，东坡居士会一直“活”在我们心里！

　“今来闭户自有趣，世上沄沄非我为。”下面就由我为大家带来关于有趣的英语短语集锦，希望大家能有所收获。

　关于有趣的相关短语

　很有趣very interesting ; have great fun

　不够有趣 not interesting enough

　这么有趣 so funny

　极有趣 be full of fun

　新奇有趣 New and interesting

　有趣原则 interest principle

　无趣 Not Interesting

　关于有趣的相关单词

　Interesting

　fun Intriguing Funny短语

　关于有趣的相关短句或解释

　an interesting storybook;

　一本有趣的故事书

　a fascinating game; an exciting game;

　有趣的游戏

　You amuse me

　嘻， 你这人真有趣。

　关于有趣的相关例句

　1 It was a joy to see It really made my day

　这太有趣了，真的把我高兴坏了。

　2 Casey Stengel was probably the most colorful character in baseball

　凯西·施滕格尔可能是棒球界最有趣的人物。

　3 Another interesting note was the predominance of London club players

　另一个有趣的现象是，伦敦俱乐部的球员在数量上占优势。

　4 As I write, a very interesting case has come to my notice

　在我写作过程中，一个非常有趣的案例引起了我的注意。

　5 Interesting distinctions can be drawn between the two populations

　比较两类人可以发现有趣的差异。

　6 There is just not enough fun and frivolity in culture today

　当今的文化恰恰是不够轻松有趣。

　7 These studies have already thrown up some interesting results

　这些研究已经得出一些有趣的结果了。

　8 Of course there were lots of other interesting things at the exhibition

　当然，展览上还有很多其他有趣的展品。

　9 The list of drinks, a dozen pages long, makes fascinating reading

　酒水单一共有十几页长，读起来很有趣。

　10 I still find this story both fascinating and unbelievable

　我仍觉得这个故事既有趣又不太可信。

　11 Psychological twists perk up an otherwise predictable story line

　心理转折使原本老套的故事情节变得生动有趣。

　12 It's an interesting scientific phenomenon, but of no practical use whatever

　这是一种有趣的科学现象，但没什么实用价值。

　13 "This ought to be fun," he told Alex, eyes gleaming

　“这应该会很有趣!”他对亚历克斯说,两眼闪闪发光

　14 This interesting and charming creature is unique to Borneo

　这种有趣迷人的动物是婆罗洲独有的。

　15 He'll be sadly missed He was a real character

　人们会非常怀念他的，他可真是个有趣的人啊。

　关于有趣的双语例句

　这本书很有趣。

　This book is interesting

　对于历史上的事件，当时的报道往往比现代历史学家的评述更为有趣。

　Contemporary reports of the past events are often more interesting than modern historians' view of them

　他把报纸上点点滴滴有趣的新闻都读了。

　He read all the interesting bit in the newspaper

　她是个很有趣的人，但是她的先生却一无是处。

　She is an interesting person but her husband is a real nothing

　我认为这些有趣的旧习俗应该保存下去。

　I think these interesting old customs should be preserved

　英语有着饶有趣味的发展历史。

　The English language has an interesting history

　读书的时候要用有趣或好玩的声音，让读书生动有趣。

　Make sure to add fun and quirky voices to make the reading lively

　有趣的经历只发生在有趣的人身上。

　Interesting experiences only happens to interesting people

　那个有趣的家伙对有趣的**感兴趣。

　The interesting man is interested in the interesting films

　以上是我整理所得，欢迎大家阅读和收藏。

推荐答案：

Comfortable soul ： 自在的灵魂

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表达的方式有很多，怎么翻译还是要看人的理解，就好象中文中的

好笑，可笑，有趣，幽默一样

其他答案：

飘的灵魂：Soul of float

漂浮的灵魂：Drifting soul

轻盈的灵魂：Supple soul

游荡的灵魂：Gadabout soul

1 搞笑的英语句子翻译

一、幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything There's Mastercard & Visa 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

2) One should love animals They are so tasty 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3)Save water Shower with your girlfriend 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4)Love the neighbor But don't get caught 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 6)Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8)Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep "现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。

13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk？ " "努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。

15)"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours！ " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

17)When two's company, three's the result！ 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So why bother to learn 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？ 二、励志的英语句子 1No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

2If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson 如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。 3Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间 4Live a noble and honest life Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again 过一种高尚而诚实的生活。

当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。 5To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6Never judge people by their appearance 永远不要以貌取人。 7Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

8Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them 记住：最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。 9Use your crystal goblets Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it 举起你的酒杯吧。

不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水，你想用的时候就享用吧！ 10Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs 寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法。 11Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you 在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。

12Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION 不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。 13Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

14"There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail" 俗话说：“能登上金字塔的。

2 跪求有趣的英文句子,如Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan

1Can you can a can as a canner can can a can？你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？2I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想3I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream！我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋！4How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookiesA good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼5The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里6Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be notWhether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hotWe'll weather the weather whether we like it or not无论是晴天或是阴天无论是冷或是暖，不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露7Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppersA peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper pickedIf Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked？彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？8I thought a thoughtBut the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thoughtIf the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了9Amid the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻，手腕儿空空，话儿涌，只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸，直说自己把鬼碰10Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明11Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面12Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西13Few free fruit flies fly from flames没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去14Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬15There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonightfor a bright night light is just like a slight light像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱17A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光18How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets？如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？19MrSee owned a saw and MrSoar owned a seesawNow See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千20If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧21Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了22A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口23Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆（炸薯条）。

3 有趣搞笑的英语句子

Money is not everything There's Mastercard & Visa

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals They are so tasty

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Save water Shower with your girlfriend

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop

爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）

Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk "

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends

神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

When two's company, three's the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view

服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know So why bother to learn

学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，

忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

4 搞笑的英语句子

1、When two's company, three's the result！两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！2、Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。6、Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

7、A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。8、Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

9、Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。10、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

11、One should love animals They are so tasty每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。12、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So why bother to learn学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？13、Money is not everything There's Mastercard Visa钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

14、Save water Shower with your girlfriend要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。15、Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。16、Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours！“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

17、Hard work never killed anybody But why take the risk “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。18、Love the neighbor But don't get caught要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

19、Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two 每个成功男人的背后， 都有一个女人 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。

5 幽默英语小短语,急用啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

英汉对照幽默小短语 Money is not everything There's Mastercard & Visa 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡 One should love animals They are so tasty 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃 Love the neighbor But don't get caught 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道 Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来 Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系） Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好 Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养 Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩 "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep "现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来 "Hard work never kills anybody" But why take the risk？ " 努力工作7a64e58685e5aeb931333234303034不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明 "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours！ " 工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 When two's company, three's the result！ 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So why bother to learn 学的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多；忘记的越多， 忘记的越多；知道的越少， 为什么学来着？。

6 英语幽默短句100个

1 Money is not everything There's Mastercard and Visa

钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

2 One should love animals They are so tasty

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

3 Save water Shower with your girlfriend

要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4 Love the neighbor But don't get caught

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

5 Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。

6 Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

7 The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

8 Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives

成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

9 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

10 Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop

爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

1跪求有趣的英文句子,如Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan

1Can you can a can as a canner can can a can？你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？2I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想3I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream！我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋！4How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookiesA good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼5The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里6Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be notWhether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hotWe'll weather the weather whether we like it or not无论是晴天或是阴天无论是冷或是暖，不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露7Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppersA peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper pickedIf Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked？彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？8I thought a thoughtBut the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thoughtIf the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了9Amid the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻，手腕儿空空，话儿涌，只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸，直说自己把鬼碰10Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明11Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面12Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西13Few free fruit flies fly from flames没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去14Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬15There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonightfor a bright night light is just like a slight light像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱17A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光18How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets？如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？19MrSee owned a saw and MrSoar owned a seesawNow See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千20If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧21Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了22A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口23Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆（炸薯条）。

2有哪些有趣的英语词组或短语

以下有趣的词组都来自西方的神话故事，在写作或与外国朋友交流都能用得上！

An apple of discord 争端之源，祸根

The Achilles'Heel唯一的弱点

Helen of Troy特洛伊的海伦；至爱

The Trojan House（特洛伊木马）暗藏的危险

Greeks gift阴谋害人的礼物

Swan Song 千古绝唱；绝笔

Win/Gain Laurels 赢得桂冠

Under the rose秘密地，私下地

The Augean Stable 肮脏的地方，藏污纳垢的地方

A Procrustean Bed 极其难达到的标准

Bone of the bone and fleshof the flesh

Cast pearls before swine 对牛弹琴

A wolf in sheep's clothing 披着羊皮的狼

Bell the cat自告奋勇

cry wolf 虚发警报

a tower of ivory 象牙塔

3有哪些有趣的英语词组或短语

asbaldasacoot头发脱光的（像黑鹅一样秃）asblindasabat有眼无珠（像蝙蝠一样瞎）asblindasanowl瞎透了（像猫头鹰一样瞎）asboldasbrass厚颜无耻（像黄铜一样厚脸皮的）asbusyasabee极忙碌（像蜜蜂一样忙碌）asclearasabell健全的（像铃铛一样健全）asclearasday一清二楚的（像白天一样清楚）ascoolasacucumber极为冷静的（像黄瓜一样冷静）aseasyasapie极容易（像馅饼一样容易）asfussyasahenwithonechick在小事上瞎操心ashardasthenethermillstone铁石心肠（像下层的磨石坚硬）ashungryasahunter非常饥饿（像猎人一样饥饿）aslivelyasacricket极活泼（像蟋蟀一样活泼）asmadasawethen非常生气（像弄湿的母鸡一样生气）asmildasadove非常温和（像鸽子一样温和）asplainasthenoseinyourface一清二楚（像你脸上的鼻子一样清楚）aspoorasachurchmouse赤贫的（像教堂的老鼠一样穷）asproudasapeacock极骄傲（骄傲得像只孔雀）asstrongasahorse健壮如牛asstupidasanowl极愚蠢（像猫头鹰一样愚蠢）asthinasawafer极薄（像糯米纸一样薄）astrueassteel绝对可靠（像钢一样可靠）。

4带有green的英语句子,有趣点的

1绿色green在英语中可以表示“嫉妒、眼红”，如：green with envy,green as jealousy,green-eyed monster都是指“十分嫉妒”的意思例如：Their neighbours were apparently green with envy他们的左邻右舍显然十分嫉妒汉语中表示“嫉妒”意义的则是说“眼红”，应该翻译为green-eyed而不能翻译为red-eyed2由于美元纸币是绿颜色的，因此美国人通常把钞票称为greenback此外green在美国也可以指代“钱财、钞票、有经济实力”等意义，如：In American political elections,the candidates that win are usually the ones who have green power backing them在美国政治竞选中获胜的候选人通常都是有财团支持的人物egWith a PhD,he thought he could get greener paychecks他想，有了博士学位，他能得到更丰厚的薪水green在财经领域有以下一些含义：green power 金钱的力量、财团green stamp 指美国救济补助票，因印成绿色而得名green sheet 指政府预算明细比较表greenback 美钞（因为美元背面为绿色）（用于口语）green pound 绿色英镑（指共同体内部计算农产品价格而规定的高汇率英镑）3在英语中，绿色还用来表示“没有经验、缺乏训练、知识浅薄”等意思例如，The new typist is green at her job刚来的打字员是个生手egYou cannot expect Mary to do business with such peopleShe is only eighteen and as green as grass你不能指望玛丽同这样的人做生意，她只有十八岁，还毫无经验egDo you see any green in my eye？你以为我是好欺骗的吗？4green还有一个新用法：He is greenly challenged意思是：他是残障人5green eyed 嫉妒 green finger(thumb)把大伙干不好的活都干得漂漂亮亮 例如：A person with green finger has a magic touch that makes plants grow well and quickly长着绿手指的人是有魔法的，只要他一碰，植物就长的又快又好green light 允许、许可 例如：I'm only waiting for the green light from you我在等您的允许green revolution 绿色革命 例如：These developing countries produced enough food to serve their people after green revolution绿色革命后，这些发展中国家就生产出足够的粮食来满足国民的需要the green years 青春年华。

5有趣搞笑的英语句子

Money is not everything There's Mastercard & Visa

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals They are so tasty

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Save water Shower with your girlfriend

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop

爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）

Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk "

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends

神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

When two's company, three's the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view

服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know So why bother to learn

学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，

忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

6有趣的简短的英语句子

When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。

The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。

Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。

The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。

although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。

Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。