很多搞笑短视频都是怎么配音的？

如果想为搞笑短视频配音，可以使用电脑端的爱剪辑来实现相关的效果，具体步骤如下：

搞笑视频的配音其实是两种音频的结合，一种是搞笑的背景音乐，在各种音乐平台都能找到一些主流的搞笑背景音乐的歌单，将适合的音频下载下来。

将想要配音的短视频导入，然后选择“音频”，点击左下角“添加音频”，此时能够发现两个选项，一个是背景音乐，一个是音效。背景音乐那里就可以添加刚下好的搞笑音乐，如有搞笑配音，也可以一并添加进来。截取完开始时间、结束时间和选择插入的时间点即可。至于音效，可以选择自带搞笑音效的来营造节目效果。将以上这些通通加起来就是一个基础的搞笑短视频啦。

希望可以帮到您哦~

蕙兰爱上小郭

杨蕙兰：那就叫夫君好了！夫君……（凑过去，小郭紧躲）

郭芙蓉：杨姑娘，我这人吧……缺点特别多。

杨蕙兰：我就喜欢有缺点的，真实！

郭芙蓉：我不爱洗澡！

杨蕙兰：我就喜欢不爱洗澡的，随性！

郭芙蓉：我睡觉爱打呼噜。

杨蕙兰：我就喜欢爱打呼噜的，爷们儿！

郭芙蓉：我还老去喝花酒。

杨蕙兰：我就喜欢喝花酒的，有情趣！

郭芙蓉：我闲着没事还爱打老婆。

杨蕙兰：我就喜欢打老婆的，打是疼骂是爱，以后你一天不打我，我就跟你急。

郭芙蓉：我我我已经有老婆啦！

杨蕙兰：我……我就喜欢有老婆的！

众人：为什么呀？

杨蕙兰：妾比老婆受宠多啦！

郭芙蓉：我也有妾，十来个呢。

杨蕙兰：那就更好啦，一大家子人，热热闹闹的，吃起饭来都格外香。

郭芙蓉：香不了，我家穷得都揭不开锅啦！

杨蕙兰：嫁鸡随鸡，嫁狗随狗，不管你贫还是富，好还是孬，我都跟定你了！

郭芙蓉：哪怕我是个女的？

杨蕙兰：（坚定地）哪怕你是个……（惊）女的？

郭芙蓉：对不起，我是个女的女的女的……（每句女的，都换一个拍摄角度）

杨蕙兰：你你……你跟我开玩笑呢对吧？

郭芙蓉脱帽，长发滑落，特写，真正的慢镜头。

场景全面进入洗发水广告。

郭芙蓉：以前的我，也和你一样，头发枯黄，还有分叉。（长发特写，木梳梳不动）可是自从我用过芝麻油之后，一切……就都不一样了，它富含维生素原BFive，可以深入滋养你的秀发，从发梢到发根。（筷子夹起酱油面晃动，看似头发特写，拉开镜头，面条被大嘴吃掉）试试看，（梳子轻松滑下，拿起看，没齿的梳子）你也可以做得到。

小郭得知噩耗

邢捕头：幸好没我事儿……有个好消息，和一个坏消息，先听哪个？

李大嘴：好的。

邢捕头：黑风寨已经被扫平啦，现场一片狼藉，那帮山贼，不是缺了胳膊就是少了腿。

郭芙蓉：喔？你们的办事效率很高嘛。

邢捕头：不是我们干的。下面说坏消息，还有一小撮山贼流窜在外，随时会过来寻仇。

李／郭：寻什么仇？

邢捕头：据在场的山贼供认，有位女子在山寨门口比武招亲，致使山贼死伤大半，事后，该女子说自己住在七侠镇，欢迎来报仇……

李／郭：啊！

邢捕头：别怕别怕，还有个好消息和坏消息，先听哪个？

李大嘴：坏的！

邢捕头：她说她叫郭芙蓉。

郭芙蓉：啊？

邢捕头：下面说好消息，该女子临走前，对山贼严刑逼供，把方圆五百里的山寨，全都问出来啦！

郭芙蓉：那也就是说……天呐！

黑道中人来袭

邢捕头：黑道三大家族：五毒教、飞刀门和天残派，都想赚这笔钱，各自派了高手来取小郭的性命，最快今晚，最迟明晚，就要在这碰头了！

佟湘玉：啊……展堂？！

白展堂：没事没事，都派了谁呀？

邢捕头：五毒教派来的是孝敬二老！

佟湘玉：这也算外号？

白展堂：对呀，一个孝长老，一个敬长老，合起来就叫孝敬二老。

邢捕头：飞刀门派来的是美丽不打折！

白展堂：那是姐妹俩，姐姐叫美丽，妹妹叫打折。

佟湘玉：那就应该叫美丽打折啊？

白展堂：她姐老问，我美吗？谁敢说不，把腿打折，所以就叫美丽？不！打折！折折多音字！

孝敬二老登场

老太：敬长老，早叫你别用追魂蜂，非用，直接放我的夺命蝎，哪会有这种事？

老头：大敌当前，你少说两句能憋死啊？

老太：我说什么啦？你自己没本事，冲我发什么火啊？

老头：孝长老，我敬你是妇人，你不要得寸进尺！

老太：我还得意忘形呢，这事要传出去，看你这张老脸往哪儿搁，啊……你敢放五步蛇咬我？

老头：你先答应我，这事不外传，否则别想要解药，啊……你疯啦，拿夺命蝎蜇我？

老太：你不仁，那就别怪我不义喽，啊……我的纤纤玉手！

老头：给你最后一个机会，解药在哪儿？啊……我那海一般广阔的胸膛！

老太：哈哈，敬长老，你也有今天，啊……我的修长美腿！

老头：孝长老，下辈子见吧，啊……我那山一般强健的臂膀！

老太：使劲咬他，别松口，啊……我的烈焰红唇！

老头：停手，再拼下去咱俩都是一死，啊……我那水一般冰冷的后腰！

老太：别怪我，蝎子是活物，逮哪儿蜇哪儿，啊……我的如水双眸！

老头：死老太婆，早知今日何必当初，啊……我那火一般炽热的肱二头肌！

屋顶惨叫声此起彼伏，过了一会儿，悄无声息。

上官云顿登场

上官：是这样，我呢，是受上级指派，来取她的性命，麻烦帮我通报一下！这是我的名帖，请多指教！

白展堂：你就是上官云顿？

上官：正是在下，还未请教？

吕秀才：他就是传说中的盗圣，盗中之圣！

佟湘玉：恶得很我告诉你！

上官：啊……原来是白先生，久仰久仰，您也是来公干的？

白展堂：废话少说，小郭的命我保了！

上官：这样啊？（挠头）能不能再通融一下？

众人：不能！

上官：喔……那好吧，既然这样，我就把大家都送上西天，省得郭**路上寂寞。大家有什么遗言，就赶紧写下来，我的时间不宽裕，所以这次就不折磨大家了，保证让大家开开心心上路，平平安安回老家。

上官打开包，逐一拿出皮鞭，刮刀，绳子，药瓶……

上官：这些工具都是我精心挑选出来的，每一种都经历过上千次的测试，用户满意度达到99999%。这根上吊绳，还得到过杀手协会的年度发明大奖，请大家放心使用，我象征性收点儿租借费就行。

佟湘玉：你杀我，还得向我收费？

上官：这是圈里的规矩，有意见可以向杀手协会，或我的上级单位天残派投诉，我一定效劳！

郭芙蓉：还是我来为你效劳吧……排山倒海！

白展堂：危险！

小郭被上官拍翻在地，口吐鲜血，秀才扑过去扶住。

大嘴走到楼梯口，见状一惊，赶紧缩回头去。

上官：啧啧，你太不乖了，我要惩罚你，把你留到最后一个，尽我毕生所学，折磨你三天三夜……

Friends中第五季第14集最搞笑

超级爆笑~~~~~~~以下是本集的中英文台词~~~~~~~~~~

1

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你们看，丑裸男在收拾东西

Guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy's putting stuff in boxes

2

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看样子我们的裸友要搬家了

I'd say our naked buddy is moving

3

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讽刺的是大部分的箱子都标示着“衣服”

Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled "Clothes"

4

00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:21,116

我会怀念那个大屁股的

I'm going to miss that big old squishy butt

5

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鸡肉炒饭没了

And we're done with the chicken fried rice

6

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如果他要搬走我可以去把那里租下来

If he's moving, maybe I should try to get his place!

7

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好主意跟你们遥遥相对多好玩啊

It would be so cool to live across from you guys

8

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那我们就可以玩电话游戏

We could do that telephone thing

9

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你一个罐子，我们一个罐子中间有一条线

where you have a can, we have a can

10

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或者中间有一条线

and it's connected by a string

11

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或者我们也可以打真的电话

Or we could do the actual telephone thing

12

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糟糕，他的第三点就到胶带了

He's got packing tape stuck to where you really don't want it

13

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快撕掉啊，肥仔

Get it off, fat man! Get it off!

14

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糟糕，他想慢慢撕下来

Oh, no, he's trying to pull it off slowly

15

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相信我，撕胶带一定要快狠准

Take it from me, if you're gonna pull tape off yourself, it's gotta be in one quick motion

16

00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:04,190

就像那样

Like that

17

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老友记 Friends S05E14

The One Where Everyone Finds Out

20

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天哪，我爱死这层公寓了

Oh, my God I love this apartment!

21

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很完美吧

Isn't it perfect

22

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我居然没发现这里有这么棒

I can't believe I never realized how great it is!

23

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因为你的目光会马上移到丑裸男身上

Because your eye goes to the big naked man

24

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太棒了

It's amazing!

25

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你最好赶快去申请否则我会抢先

Hurry up with an application, or I'll beat you to it

26

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没想到会有这一天我要去用丑裸男的厕所了

Well, I'm going to use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom

27

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你看，是莫妮卡和钱德

Look! There's Monica and Chandler

28

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喂，你们好，喂

Hey, you guys!

29

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钱德和莫妮卡!

Chandler and Monica!

30

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天哪

Oh, my God!

31

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我要瞎了! 我要瞎了

Oh, my eyes!

32

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我要瞎了! 我要瞎了

My eyes!

33

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没事的

It's okay!

34

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不! 他们搞在一起我知道，我知道

- They're doing it! - I know!

35

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我知道．你知道

- I know! - You know

36

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对，我知道，乔伊也知道．但罗斯不知道 所以你别再叫了

Yes, I know it J

oey knows, but Ross doesn't, so stop screaming!

37

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怎么了

What's going on

38

00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,081

怎么了 没事

- What - Nothing!

39

00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:08,286

我们只是好兴奋你要搬来这里

We are so excited that you'll get this apartment!

40

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这里的确很棒

Looks really good

41

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这里的确很棒

Looks pretty good!

42

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快过来啊

Get in here! Come on!

43

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你是说每次莫妮卡和钱德

You mean whenever Monica and Chandler

44

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去洗衣服或买东西或…

were doing laundry or going grocery shopping

45

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她每次跟伤心的琳达讲电话

The time Monica spent on the phone with Linda from camp

46

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嘿咻，嘿咻，色情电话

Doing it, doing it, phone, doing it

47

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真不敢相信

I can't believe it!

48

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真是太好了…对男方来说

I think it's great For him

49

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女方可以有更好的对象

She could do better

50

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你们好

Hey, you guys

51

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乔伊，快过来

Come here!

52

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菲比发现莫妮卡和钱德的事了

Phoebe found out about Monica and Chandler

53

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就是他们是朋友，如此而己

You mean how they're friends and nothing more

54

00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:54,866

不，乔伊，她知道了

Joey, she knows

55

00:03:55,134 --> 00:03:58,194

我们刚才在丑裸男的公寓看到他们隔着窗户在做

We saw them doing it through the window

56

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应该说是靠着窗户在做

Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window

57

00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,135

我们看到他们私通

We saw them fornicating

58

00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:12,148

他们知道你知道但是不知道瑞秋知道

So they know you know, and they don't know that Rachel knows

59

00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:15,411

对，但现在这些都不重要了

Yes, but it doesn't matter who knows what

60

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我们有三个人知道就可以告诉他们了

Now enough of us know that we could just tell them we know

61

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我再也不必说谎保密了

All the lying and the secrets will finally be over

62

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或者我们也可以不告诉他们自己来找点乐子

Or, we could not tell them we know, and have a little fun

63

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什么意思

What do you mean

64

00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:33,704

譬如每次他们说要洗衣服我们就给他们一堆衣服洗

If they say they are doing laundry, we'll give them laundry to do

65

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我喜欢

I would enjoy that

66

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不，你知道怎样更好玩 告诉他们

You know what would be even more fun Telling them

67

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听起来不好玩 那就让它变好玩

- That doesn't sound like fun

- So we'll make it fun

68

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我们可以学理发店四重唱

We'll do it like a barbershop quartet!

69

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我们知道…

We know, we know, we know

70

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不，我想照菲比的做法

No, I want to do Phoebe's thing

71

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我没办法再…

I can't take

72

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你只要别说我们知道就行了

You don't have to do anything Just don't tell them we know

73

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不要，我没办法再保密了

I can't take anymore secrets

74

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我有你们的秘密，他们的秘密还有我自己的秘密

I got your secrets, their secrets, secrets of my own

75

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你才没有秘密

You don't have any secrets

76

00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:15,306

是吗 你就不知道我有个企鹅抱枕叫抱宝

Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal

77

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所以…我们要怎么要他们

How are we going to mess with them

78

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你可以利用室友的身分

You could use your position as the roommate

79

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我就运用我最大的本钱

And I would use the strongest tool at my disposal

80

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我的性感

My sexuality

81

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孩子们

Hello, children

82

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仔细看，学着点别吃我的饼干

Watch Learn And don't eat my cookie

83

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你穿这件外套真好看

That jacket looks great on you

84

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是吗 对，这个料子摸起来好软…

- Really - The material is so soft

85

00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:51,445

二头肌先生

Hello, Mr Bicep

86

00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,078

你有在健身吗

You're working out

87

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我有在挤牙膏

I try to squeeze things

88

00:06:03,796 --> 00:06:05,161

你还好吗

Are you okay

89

00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:07,559

如果你真的想知道，

If you really want to know

90

00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,324

我不能告诉你

I can't tell you this

91

00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:12,031

菲比，你什么都可以告诉我

You can tell me anything

92

00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:15,399

事实上我就是不能告诉你

Actually, you are the one person I can't tell this to

93

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但我又最想告诉你

And the one person I want to the most

94

00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,139

怎么了

What's going on

95

00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:26,543

因为我很久没跟男人在一起了

I just haven't been with a guy in so long

96

00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,377

有时你一直寻寻觅觅

and sometimes you're looking for something

97

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却没发现他就在你眼前喝咖啡

and it's right there in front of you, sipping coffee

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我说太多了吗

Oh, no Have I said too much

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总之你考虑一下，我就会考虑

Just something to think about I know I will

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你好可爱

You are so cute

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你怎么会这么可爱

How did you get to be so cute

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我爷爷是瑞典人

My grandfather was Swedish

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我奶奶其实是只拇指兔

And my grandmother was a tiny little bunny

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你变得更可爱了

Now you're even cuter

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这简直是今天的民意

You know, that is a popular opinion today, I must say

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今天在咖啡馆有一件怪事

The weirdest thing happened at the coffeehouse

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我觉得菲比在钓我

Phoebe was hitting on me

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你在说什么

What are you talking about

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是真的，菲比觉得我很有魅力

I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy

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不可能

It's not possible

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抱歉，只是在菲比眼中你的迷人

I'm sorry, Phoebe's just always thought you were charming

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是无性的

in a sexless kind of way

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这种话真是百听不厌

You know, I can't hear that enough

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抱歉，你应该误解她的意思了

I just think you misunderstood her

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我没有误解，好吗 她只差没扑上来

I didn't, okay She was all over me

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她还摸我的二头肌尖叫

She touched my bicep, for crying out loud

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这个二头肌

This bicep

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是我现在没挤它

Well, it's not flexed right now

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为什么你这么难相信菲比对我有意思

Why is it so hard for you to believe that Phoebe could be attracted to me

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我没有啊

It's not