二人英语对话3分钟带中文

　英语教学中利用情景对话的方式,能有效地把创设情景和小组活动结合起来对学生进行口语训练。我整理了二人英语对话3分钟带中文，欢迎阅读!

二人英语对话3分钟带中文一

　Mog: You like movies

　梅格：你喜欢看**吗

　Janna: Yeah, I think it's the best way to relax

　是啊，我觉得看**是最好的放松方式

　M: Wbat type do you Iikc bcst

　那你喜欢什么类塑的**呢

　J: Really it depends on my moodWhen I am dcpressed or sad, I likc comcdies If I'm feeling good I'II watch almost anything

　这个可要看我的心情郁闷难过的时候，我喜欢看看喜剧片，不过要是心情好的话，什么**我都可以看

　M: I see I generally like movies to help me calm down I think a sign of a good movie is the ability to bring you into the story as if you were pan of it

　这样啊一般来说，我喜欢能让我冷静下来的影片我觉得好**的一个标志就是它能带你走进故事，让你觉得你就是故事中的一个角色

　J: Yeah, unfortunately, nowadays directors are oflen moreint豇℃stc;d in making money than making a good film

　是的。不过很可惜，比起拍好片子，现在的导演往往对挣钱更有兴趣

　M: True The movie industry is becomin8 morc and more commercial You sec a lot of expensive movies with litOe artistic I gcncrally think those made in the for are of

　highcr quality on the average than movies today You can ruunc a lot of classics from that dccadc

　确实如此**业越来越商业化t有很多**，花费了巨额的投资，艺术价值却不高总的来说，我觉得四+年代的影片平均质量比当前的要高，那个年代有很多片子都非常经典

　J: Yeah, many of my all-the-time-favorites were made in the forties They've already stood the test of time and will stay with us for a long time

　是的，我有很多最喜欢的**都是在那个年代拍摄的它们已经经历了时间的考验，肯定还会长时间流行下去的

　M: I'm totally with you on that

　我完全同意你的看法。

二人英语对话3分钟带中文二

　Everyone loveS TV 人人爱电视

　dialogue 1

　k:hey, Jimmy, you've been sitting in front of the TV all day Anything interesting on TV

　喂,吉米,你在电视机前坐了一天了,电视上有什么有意思的节目吗

　J: not really Quite boring right now, actually Mostly infomercials and public serveice announcements

　没有啊其实现在挺无聊的,净是长篇的购物广告和公共服务通知

　K: why don't you turn off the TV and get outside You need to get some fresh air

　那位什么不把电视关了出去走走呢你需要呼吸点新鲜空气

　J: I know, I knowBut my favorite show is on in a couple of minutes It's the series finals, and I wouldn't miss it for the world!

　知道了知道了不过我最喜欢的节目几分钟后就要开始了,是这部戏的大结局,我无论如何都不会错过的

　K: Really What's the series about

　是吗这部戏是关于什么的呢

　J: well, it's about how an immigrant girl achieve her dream in America It's a sitcom but really quite smart and really funny I think you'd like it

　是讲一个移民到美国的小女孩实现梦想的故事虽然是情景喜剧,可是拍的很有内容也很有意思我觉得你可能会喜欢

　K: it sounds interesting, but I am not a big fan of TV shows They're time consuming and don't have much depth

　听起来挺有意思不过我不太喜欢看电视剧,我觉得电视剧花太多时间,而且没有深度

　J: I believe some shows are quite informative and interesting Take this show for example, it examines American xenophobia and how it might conflict with the American dream, with hilarious results

　我认为有一些节目的信息量还是挺大的,也挺有意思那这个电视剧来说,它就审视了美国人对外来移民的抵制心态,还讲了这种心态如何与美国梦之间产生矛盾,以及这种矛盾带来的

　滑稽后果

　K: really that's interesting!

　真的听起来挺有意思的

　J: yeahOh, here it comes! why don't we watch it together they are going to have a court debate in this episode It should be good

　是这样的哦,开始了,我们可以一起看啊这一集里他们要在法庭上辩论,应该挺好看的

　K: OK, I'll give it a go

　好的,那就看看吧

二人英语对话3分钟带中文三

　K: Julie, what's on the tube

　朱莉,电视上演什么

　J: nothing but tons of commercials These days the amount of commercials is amazing

　没什么,全是广告最近广告的数量多得惊人

　K: yeah Maybe we can change to another channel what about the sports channel Let's see if there's a game on

　是啊,或许我们应该换个频道看看体育频道有没有比赛吧

　J: okay Nope, it's a replay of yesterday's soccer match between Brazil and Spain

　好啊,没有,现在在重播昨天巴西和西班牙的足球比赛

　k: it was a good game, but not good enough to watch again Keep surfing

　比赛很精彩,但是我不想再看一遍再看看其他的台吧

　J: alright Hmm,this movie is a rerunI don't know how many times I've seen this showCommercial againand a replay of the talk showoh no,

　this show is terrible, you don't wanna watch it

　好的,这个**是重播的这个节目不知道看了有多少遍了又是广告访谈节目的重播啊,这个节目特别差,你肯定不想看

　K:ok, what is it

　恩,什么节目

　J: it's a total rip-off of an American reality show, but the imitation is unbearably clumsy

　这个节目完全照搬美国一档真人秀,可是模仿的十分拙劣

　K: oh, I know this kind of shows Sometimes they really piss me off If I wanted reality,I'd go outside

　哦,我知道这类节目我有时候看到这类节目就特别生气如果我想看真人,我自己出去就是了

　J: yeahit seems what we have on TV now are either repeats, or commercials, or low-quality shows There's really nothing to watch

　是啊,看来现在电视上不是重播,就是广告,再不就是劣质的节目,真的没什么好看的

　K: I don't get it We have more than 100 channels and there's still nothing good on! Maybe we should just turn off the TV, get outside, and do something real

　真不明白,我们有100多个频道,可还是没有什么好看的节目,或许我们应该把电视关了,出去走走,做点有意思的事

　J: cool

　好的

看看是不是这段~~嘿

Darcy: Miss Elizabeth I have struggled in vain and can bear it no longer These past months have been a torment I came to Rosings only to see you I have fought against judgement, my family's expectation,the inferiority of your birth, my rank I will put them aside and ask you to end my agony

Elizabeth: I don't understand

Darcy: I love youMost ardently Please do me the honour of accepting my hand

Elizabeth: Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have caused you pain It was unconsciously done

Darcy: Is this your reply

Elizabeth: Yes, sir

Darcy: Are you laughing at me

Elizabeth: No

Darcy: Are you rejecting me

Elizabeth: I'm sure the feelings which hindered your regard will help you overcome it

Darcy: Might I ask why with so little civility I am thus repulsed

Elizabeth: I might enquire why you told me you liked me against your better judgement If I was uncivil, then that is some excuse But you know I have other reasons

Darcy: What reasons

Elizabeth: Do you think anything might tempt me to accept the man who has ruined the happiness of a most beloved sister Do you deny that you separated a young couple who loved each other, exposing your friend to censure for caprice and my sister to derision for disappointed hopes, involving them both in acute misery

Darcy: I do not deny it

Elizabeth: How could you do it

Darcy: I believed your sister indifferent to him I realised his attachment was deeper than hers

Elizabeth: She's shy!

Darcy: Bingley was persuaded she didn't feel strongly

Elizabeth: You suggested it

Darcy: For his own good

Elizabeth: My sister hardly shows her true feelings to me I suppose his fortune had some bearing

Darcy: I wouldn't do your sister the dishonour It was suggested

Elizabeth: What was

Darcy: It was clear an advantageous marriage

Elizabeth: Did my sister give that impression

Darcy: No! No There was, however, your family

Elizabeth: Our want of connection

Darcy: No, it was more than that

Elizabeth: How, sir

Darcy: The lack of propriety shown by your mother, younger sisters and your father Forgive me You and your sister I must exclude from this

Elizabeth: And what about Mr Wickham

Darcy: Mr Wickham

Elizabeth: What excuse can you give for your behaviour

Darcy: You take an eager interest

Elizabeth: He told me of his misfortunes

Darcy: Oh, they have been great

Elizabeth: You ruin his chances yet treat him with sarcasm

Darcy: So this is your opinion of me Thank you Perhaps these offences might have been overlooked had not your pride been hurt

by my scruples about our relationship I am to rejoice in the inferiority of your circumstances

Elizabeth: And those are the words of a gentleman Your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realise you were the last man in the world I could ever marry

Darcy: Forgive me, madam, for taking up so much of your time

幽默搞笑经典语录

　幽默搞笑经典语录，生活中我们会接触到很多有意思的句子，句子的类型多样，不同类型的句子具有不同的作用，搞笑的文案句子能够让人感到开心，以下分享幽默搞笑经典语录。

幽默搞笑经典语录1

　1、别跟我谈感情，谈感情伤钱。

　2、手拿菜刀砍电线，一路火花带闪电。

　3、最近总是失眠，16小时就醒一次。

　4、人人都说我丑，其实我只是美得不明显。

　5、我从不以强凌弱，我欺负他之前真不知道他比我弱。

　6、绅士无非就是耐心的狼。

　7、我又不是人民币，怎么能让人人都喜欢我

　8、你为什么不找个安静的地方自个儿数数脑细胞去

　9、知道你过得不好，我也就安心了。

　10、人生只有三天，活在昨天的人迷惑;活在明天的人等待;活在今天的人最踏实。

　11、通往成功的路，总是在施工中。

　12、我由衷地想把赚钱变成我的业余爱好。

　13、我曾经爱过的男孩，有着世界上最英俊的背影。

　14、女子无才便是德，我一定是太缺德了。

　15、不成熟男人的标志是可以为了理想壮烈的牺牲，成熟男人的标志的可以为了理想卑贱的活着。

　16、漫漫人生路，总会错几步。

　17、我要让全世界都知道我很低调。

　18、我多想一个不小心就和你白头偕老。

　19、真的猛士，敢于直面自己未化妆的脸。

　20、身穿地摊货，脚蹬温州鞋，全身上下加起来不超过200元，只有手里的包算是高级皮包，因为它的英文名就叫Gaojipibao。

　21、令人不能自拔的，除了牙齿还有爱情。

　22、别轻易对别人说爱，别固执的将别人心门打开，又玩笑着离开。

　23、大多数人想要改造这个世界，但却罕有人想改造自己。

　24、人干点好事儿总想让鬼神知道，干点坏事儿总以为鬼神不知道，我们让鬼神太为难了。

　25、小时候我以为自己长大后可以拯救整个世界，等长大后才发现整个世界都拯救不了我。

　26、真羡慕你这么年轻就认识我了。

　27、生活不是林黛玉，不会因为忧伤而风情万种。

　28、不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人。

　29、你说你以后可能会和不喜欢的人结婚，没关系，我愿意做那个你不喜欢的人。

　30、人性最可怜的就是：我们总是梦想着天边的一座奇妙的玫瑰园，而不去欣赏今天就开在我们窗口的玫瑰。

　31、我悄悄的来，又悄悄的走，挥一挥匕首，不留一个活口

　32、明月几时有，自己抬头瞅。

　33、英雄不问出路，流氓不看岁数

　34、路见不平一声吼，吼完继续往前走

　35、没有不透风的墙，没有不能上吊的梁

　36、孔子曰：中午不睡，下午崩溃!孟子曰：孔子说的对!

　37、执子之手，将子拖走!子若不走，拍晕了继续拖走!

　38、个头大就一定厉害吗恐龙不是照样灭绝了!

　39、父母忽悠孩子叫教育;孩子忽悠父母叫欺骗;互相忽悠叫代沟。

幽默搞笑经典语录2

　1、**，不好意思，这个男人是我的，请你管好自己的大腿和春心。

　2、钱，让多少相爱的人不能在一起、钱，让多少不想爱的人睡在一起。

　3、寒假作业就是：你写一个月，老师写一个阅。

　4、男人求求你给点力，当然是挣钱给点力啊，想哪去了

　5、一句我爱你，说了多少次，换了多少人。

　6、一个只有滥情而没有爱情的年代。

　7、你是美瞳么我凭什么把你放在眼里

　8、如果小丑在舞台上哭了，你是不是也会觉得他在搞笑。

　9、两个人吵架，先说对不起的人，并不是认输了，并不是原谅了。他只是比对方更珍惜这份感情。

　10、毕竟不分手的恋爱只是一首歌。

　11、我讨厌一个男人同时对多个女人好。

　12、每一个嘴上说不想谈恋爱的人，心里都装着一个不可能的人。

　13、是我的，你别动；不是我的，你也给我放那。

　14、看不穿的，是你瞳孔若隐若现的目光

　15、猜不透的，是你嘴角似有若无的笑靥

　16、不要羡慕别人比你过的好，他们假装的。

　17、我努力了两年多没有温暖你，她不到半年却占据了你整个心。

　18、你长得很低调，活着怎么这么得瑟啊!

　19、这年头，只有不伤手的立白，哪有不分手的恋爱

　20、长得漂亮还不是靠爸妈，活的漂亮才是真本事。

　21、如果有下辈子，我一定要做你的心脏。因为我不跳，你就得死!

　22、现在你别和我狂，以后指不定谁辉煌!

　23、甜的、香的、辣的、酸的、苦的，---你却偏偏喜欢骚的。

　24、每对情侣在恋爱之前是傻瓜，但在被甩后却都变成了诗人。

　25、一天，爱情遇到友情，然后问它“你有什么用啊”友情回答说，“用来擦掉因你流的泪。”

　25、不要乐观的像个屁一样，自以为能惊天动地。

　27、把你踹了每天都是情人节。

　28、从前有人在我空间里跑堂，不到两秒钟，嘎的一下就死了。

　29、如果我死了，我的第一句话是：老子终于不用怕鬼了。

　30、我本来想给生活一个吻，而现实却给了我两巴掌，你说作为回报，我能不踹他一脚么

　31、今天有人问我，情人节怎么过，我说：略过。

　32、吵架最激烈不过一分钟!而那一分钟你说出的话，是你用一百分钟都弥补不回来的。

　33、别给我说对不起，不原谅你好像还是我的错。

　34、友谊，多么暖心的两个字。却有那么多的真真假假，防或不防。

　35、我见过千万人，像你的发。像你的眼，却都不是你的脸。

　36、是不是月老和孟婆曾是情人。一个牵了情丝。一个断了红尘。

　37、我这人很简单。只要你把我当回事。你的事就是我的事。

　38、我常常告诉自己，受委屈时、泪水要往肚子里咽，泪水是流给自己的、不是流给别人看的。

　39、什么是蓝颜。苏培盛这样的才算得上是怜儿的蓝颜。

　40、分手快乐，祝你快乐，你找不到比我更好的。

幽默搞笑经典语录3

　1、你人挺好的，就是丑了点。

　2、思念在夜间疯长，郁郁沉沉却念念不忘。

　3、假如生活出卖了我，我希望是论斤卖。

　4、磨刀不误砍柴工，读完初中在打工。

　5、我胖才显得你瘦啊，免得我瘦的时候显得你丑。

　6、你听我说，你是输了几次，但你还会东山再起的。

　7、毁掉一首好歌最好的方法就是把它设为起床闹铃。

　8、小女不才，只能思君，却无能令君慕己。

　9、你以为你个头大就很厉害，恐龙个头还大呢，不是照样灭绝了。

　10、据说很多人早上看时间不是为了起床，而是看还能睡多久。

　11、人生有时就像电脑，说死机就死机，没得商量。

　12、通往成功的道路总在施工。

　13、幸福的末班车不是没赶上，而是挤不上去。

　14、你喜欢浪没关系，只要不被淹死就好。

　15、衣柜衣服千千万，只有新的最好看！

　16、咸鱼总有翻身的一天，但翻身后还是咸鱼。

　17、我从来不会让别人失望，因为在答应别人之前，我已经做到了！

　18、有情人终成眷属，无情人数不胜数。

　19、百度搜不到你，只好进搜狗！

　20、穷不可怕，可怕的是，穷的人是我；穷的人是我也不是很可怕，可怕的是，只有我穷。

　21、不要等待机会，而要创造机会；没有天生的信心，只有不断培养的信心。只有一条路不能选择——那就是放弃的路；只有一条路不能拒绝——那就是成长的路。态度决定高度，高度决定命运。对自己要狠一点，再狠一点，因为，你要的比别人多，就必须付出得比别人多。

　22、如果有一天我把你拉黑了，不是我讨厌你，而是你卖的东西我实在买不起。

　23、世界上唯一可以不劳而获的就是贫穷，唯一可以无中生有的是梦想，没有哪件事是不动手就可以实现的。世界虽残酷，但只要你愿意走，总会有路！

　24、时间不会冲淡痛苦，时间只会让人习惯痛苦。

　25、长得好看的才叫吃货，长得不好看的那叫饭桶！

　26、当我讨厌一个人的时候，如果这个人突然说喜欢我，那我就一点也不讨厌对方了。就是这么有原则，无法讨厌一个有眼光的人。

　27、我是一个善于反省自己的人，比如我反手给你一巴掌之后，我会想想自己是不是打轻了。

　28、别嫌弃陪你的人，别陪嫌弃你的人。

　29、不是井里没有水，而是挖的不够深。

　30、虽然你长得不咋地，但世界没有你是不行滴，因为没有你就没人能衬托世界的美丽了。

　31、这个世界没有错，谁让你长得不好看又没钱。

　32、晚起毁上午，早起傻一天，所以还是不起为妙！

　33、拒绝社会规则的努力，都是无效的努力。

　34、天苍苍，眼茫茫，没钱的日子太漫长！

　35、爱情就是，如果没有更好的选择了，我才陪你到天荒地老。

1《乱世佳人》

Tomorrow is another day

2《泰坦尼克号》

Jack: "You must do me this honor promise me you will survive that you will never give up no matter what happens no matter how hopeless promise me now, and never let go of that promise

3《007系列》

"Bond James Bond"

4《阿甘正传》

Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest You never know what you're gonna get"

Mother: It's my time It's just my time Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do I didn't know it But I was destined to be your momma I did the best I could

Jenny: Are you stupid or something

Forrest: Momma says that stupid is as stupid does

5《终结者》

"I'll be back!"

6《英国病人》

We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave I want all this marked on my body We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that's all I've wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps

7《空军一号》

“My family first”

8《罗马假日》

I have to leave you now I'm going to that corner there,and turn You stay in car and drive away Promise not to　watch me go beyond the corner Just drive away and leave me as I leave you

Well, life isn't always what one likes, isn't it

9《绿野仙踪》

"There's no place like home"

10《卡萨布兰卡》

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine

11《我不是天使》

It’s not the men in your life that counts，it’s the life in your men

12《地狱的天使》

Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable

13《鸭子汤》

I could dance with you’till the cows come homeOn second thoughts，I’d rather dance with the cows’ till you came home

14《安娜·克里斯蒂》

Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don’t be stinchy，baby

15《美梦成真》

The end ，is only the beginning

16《 Phenomenon》

“ Will you love me for the rest of my life”

“ No， I'll love you for the rest of mine”

17《日出之前》

If there's any kind of magic in this world， it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。

18《四个婚礼一个葬礼》

--I thought you were gone

--Without you,never

19《教父》

Never let anyone know what you are thinking

20《美国派3》

Jim: Michelle, you're the one woman I want to be with and the woman I can't be without I love you !

Michelle: Jim, I have trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realize something Love isn't just a feeling, Love is something you do It's a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut Jim you've give me everything I've ever wanted and It's my solemn vow to give everything I am to you

我要和父母沟通，反思谁对谁错，找到解决的办法来化解矛盾，真诚向他们道歉。下次不要犯这样的错误了。我们互相谅解尊重，每天都温馨快乐。爸爸妈妈，好吗 这样可以

　　和父母吵架了怎么解决英语作文篇2

　　When you have quarrels with your parents, the best way for you to appease the situation is to force yourself to concede Parents have undergone far more experiences in life than you do; therefore, it is invariably the case that you are the one who turns out to be wrong Bravely admit your faults and actively pursue ways to harmonize the atmosphere, and all the family members will live together in harmony again

　　和父母吵架了怎么解决英语作文篇3

　　"You quarrel and then, if I do not do their homework in!" I roared forward, homeopathy should still be done plot mode squeezed a few drops of tears Oh, this mode is really useful, Mom and Dad hurriedly said: "okay, okay, we do not quarrel, and you hurry to do work there" I said: "Then you have to do that we three together Gogo little finger, and deceptive is a dog," said, we all laughed

　　I remember once at home, I was doing homework, I suddenly heard voices outside the quarrel was originally my father and mother, where they are to a minor quarrel At that time I may Huang Leshen, ran out when the Quanjia messenger , Said: "Mom and Dad Yeah, on the 1st marital day-yan, a total of ten years of cultivation bed pillow, you have a husband and wife pull fourteen years, how the tragedy are still here to go" Result was that I had one father said: "Here you do not, ah Guaier Zi to the house to do work," the mother is also next to the perfunctory No I can not make this a fight the spread of smoke and then continues, there is no way in I had to use my stream of killer

　　和父母吵架了怎么解决英语作文篇4

　　Teenager is at the sensible age, on the one hand, they are not mature enough, on the other hand, they are very bolshy, they don’t listen to what their parent tell them, they will go against parents So teenager always have argument with their parents, it hurts so much, parents have to deal with such situation

　　青少年处于一个敏感的年纪，一方面，他们还不够成熟，另一方面，他们很反叛，不听父母的话，和父母作对。所以青少年总是和父母争吵，这很受伤，父母不得不处理这样的情况。

　　As a teenager, they want to chase for freedom, they are at the age of pursing individualism They want to show that they are mature enough, they can make their own decision While as parents, they watch their kids all their life, they haven’t realized that their kids are already mature enough, so they always treat their children as the small one, making every decision for them That is why the conflict comes, the only way to solve it is to understand each other

　　作为青少年，他们追求自由，他们处在追求个性的年纪。他们想要展示自己的成熟，可以自己做决定。然而对父母来说，他们一生都在看着孩子，还没有意识到孩子已经成熟了，所以他们总是把孩子当小孩子看待，替孩子做一切的决定。这就是矛盾的来源，唯一的解决方法就是彼此理解。

　　For parents, they must have the though that the kids are growing up, they are no more the small ones, they should learn to let them go For teenagers, they should have a good talk with their parents, trying to explain and show the courage they have They should not be angry with parents, to find a better to solve argument

　　对于父母来说，他们必须意识到孩子已经长大，不再是小孩子，他们应该学会放手。对于青少年来说，应该和父母好好谈谈，试着解释和展示自己的勇气。他们不应该生父母的气，找到觉得争端的更好解决方法。

　　Though teenagers are at the sensible age, there is always a way to find the solution about the argument The better understanding between parents and teenagers is the key point

　　虽然青少年处于敏感的年纪，但是总是会有解决争端的好方法。父母和青少年之间的理解是最重要的点。

张：我们家是吹牛世家！

王：我们家还是吹牛专业户呢！

张：我们家吹牛不纳税。

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张：不是吹，我一出生就会上厕所。

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张：床就当厕所了呗！

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王：我不信，你敢不敢在这比一比？

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张：我比楼高！

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张：我上嘴唇顶着天，下嘴唇顶着地！

王：那你的脸呢？

张：吹牛的人不要脸了！

王：哎！……

张：还想吹什么？

王：告诉你呀！我这人能耐可大啦！

张：有什么能耐？

王：我这人能用耳朵看书。

张：你没问问我有什么能耐吧？

王：你有什么能耐？

张：我经常用鼻子吃饭。

王：那我能用胳肢窝找矿。

张：我能用嗓子眼发电。

王：我隔着墙能看见人。

张：我隔着你衣服能看见你钱！

王：昨天晚上我请同学吃饭啦！

张：我昨天晚上也请同学吃饭啦！

王：我怎么吹，他怎么吹呀！

张：来吧！

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王：我吃着吃着又坏啦！我把那桌子给咬下一块来啦！

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王：啊？你够得着吗？

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王：咳！比不了，你可真能吹呀！

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你从来就没关心过我! 类似句式:“你总是……”等 珍妮弗-安妮斯顿在自己制片的**《分手男女》中,还原了这样一位“琼瑶式”女主角