如何找搞笑的视频素材?国外动物搞笑视频素材哪里找

十几秒搞笑无水印视频素材从哪里找

针对这个问题，可以从以下几个网站查找：

易撰视频库。这是一个自媒体工具，拥有相当丰富的视频素材，还可以将这些素材一键下载，各个平台、不同类型都能快速找到。

哔哩哔哩。B站好多人都在使用的一款软件，B站上的关于鬼畜或者搞笑的视频素材非常多，很适合做搞笑配音视频，而且还都是免费的。

3皮皮搞笑。这个上面有海量刷不完的原创搞笑视频，绝对会有让你感兴趣的视频，并且这个软件上的素材都是高清无水印的，下载后编辑处理很方便。

国外动物搞笑视频素材哪里找国外动物搞笑视频素材第一选择我们是去百度百度上搜索，能告诉我们很多或者是浏览器上，还有就是快手和抖音上，我们都能够搜到相关的视频，都是能够看的，上面都有国外动物搞笑视频，还有人物搞笑视频，想看什么有什么想搜什么有什么都在那里面。搞笑段子素材去哪里找？

找寻如下：

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工具采集

工具采集的用法很简单，比如易撰自媒体库工具还是很全能的，你只要搜索自己想要查找的关键词，就可以找到心仪的素材，各大自媒体平台上的素材都能看到，还这一选择它的发布时间，无论是文章还是视频都能批量下载。

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在平台上找素材

大家在自媒体平台上进行创作，还是想要赚取收益的，所以最好的方法还是先要了解平台的规则，每个平台所受众的文章都不同，你们可以看一下哪个平台对汽车领域的文章权重最高，然后去那个平台关注一些同领域的大佬，看他们是怎么写的，这样素材也就出来了。

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公众号上找素材

公众号也是一个找素材的好地方，公众号里有很多比较优质的内容，内容也非常丰富，如果你是做汽车领域的，就可以在里面搜索关键词，这样找到的素材也会非常优质，对你的创作灵感有帮助。

简介：

素材，指的是作者从现实生活中搜集到的、未经整理加工的、感性的、分散的原始材料。这些材料并不能都写入文章之中。但是，这种生活“素材”，如果经过作者的集中、提炼、加工和改造，并写入作品之后，即成为“题材”。

以上内容参考-素材

有一部是讲威尼斯女诗人,政绩veronica franco的影片叫红颜祸水。（the Honest courtsan）

里头最后面有一段很棒的独白！

I will confess, Your Grace

我认罪，法官大人

法官: That will please GodProceed

上帝会宽恕你的。开始吧。

I confessas a girl I loved a man who would not marry me for want of a dowry

我承认，当我还是一个女孩时，我爱上了一个男人，但他不会娶一个没有嫁妆的女孩。

I confess I had a mother who taught me a different way of life

我承认，我有一个母亲，他教会我另一种生存方式

One I resisted at first but learned to embrace

一种我开始反对，但最终学会接受的方式。

I confess I became a courtesan

我承认我成为了一个政妓。

Traded yearning for power, welcomed many

rather than be owned by one

用欲望去换取势力，我愿接受众多，与其被一人拥有。

I confess I embraced a whore's freedom

over a wife's obedience

我承认我拥护一个妓女的自由多余一个妻子的尊顺。

法官:This is not repentance

你这不是在忏悔！

What am I to do

那我应该怎么做？

I must confess my evil

These are my sins

我必须承认我所有的邪恶。这些都是我的罪

修道士：She must repent witchcraft

她必须为她的巫术忏悔

国王：I see no harm in hearing her

She will save or damn herself

我不认为听听她“悔过”会有什么问题！

她将拯救或诋毁她自己，这是他的选择。

法官：The prisoner has already damned herself，But if it pleases the esteemed doge of Veniceshe may continue her heresy

犯人已经在诋毁自己了。但如果威尼斯的国王愿意听，她可以继续。

I confess I find more ecstasy

in passion than in prayer

我承认，我在激情比在祷告中找到了更多的喜悦。

I confess

我承认

I confess I pray stillto feel the touch of my lover's lips

his hands upon me

his arms enfolding me

我承认，我仍然祈祷着我能再一次感受我爱人的唇，他手掌的安抚，他拥抱着我的臂膀。

Such surrender has been mine

我仍为之屈服。

I confess I hunger still

to be filled and inflamed

我承认，我的饥渴仍向往着被倾注被燃烧！

To melt into the dream of usbeyond this troubled place

在我们的梦中被融化，离开这个迷乱的地方。。。

to where we are not even ourselves

去到一个我们已不再是自己的地方。。。

To know that always

知道那里

always this is mine

那里将永远属于我。

If this had not been mine,

if I had lived another way

如果我为曾拥有过这些，我曾以另一种方式生存。

a child to a husband's whimmy soul hardened from lack of touch

and lack of love

相夫教子，我的灵魂会因为这个无触无爱的方式而变得僵硬。

I confess such endless days

and nights

我承认这种永无天日的生活

would be punishment greater

than any you could mete out

将比你任何的惩罚还要大！

法官：Finished

你结束了？

No, Your Grace

没有，法官大人

You, all of you

你，你们所有人

who hunger for what I give but cannot bear to see such power in a woman

你们渴望着我所给于的一切，但却无法容纳一个女子可以拥有这样的力量。

you call God's greatest gift

你们称上帝所赐予的最好的礼物。。。

ourselves

我们。。。

our yearning, our need to love,

我的欲望，我们对爱的渴望

you call it filthand sin and heresy

你们称它为 污秽，罪恶和邪教。。。

法官：Enough One last time before you are condemned: Do you repent or not

够了，最后一遍，在你的判决前，你是否悔过？

I repent there was no other way

open to me I do not repent my life

我忏悔我没有其他选择, 但我并不对我的人生而忏悔！

Ten Things I Hate About You 《对面恶女看过来》

最后的章节，kat读自己的诗。

Kat: I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much it makes me sick-- it even makes me rhyme I hate the way you're always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh -- even worse when you make me cry I hate it that you're not around And the fact that you didnt call But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you - - not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all

The Hours 《时时刻刻》

Background: Laura (Julianne Moore) has come to Clarissa's apartment after being informed of the death of Richard (Ed Harris), her estranged son Here she explains to Clarissa (Meryl Streep), Richard’s closest friend and could've-been lover, why she left her family one day

劳拉来到科拉里萨的家并告知她她儿子的死讯。并解释为什么她离开了她的家。

（没看过时时刻刻，不过是奥斯卡的获奖片，所以并不熟悉这段，但应该是恨有名的独白。）

Laura: There are times when you don’t belong and you think you’re going to kill yourself Once I went to a hotel That night…later that night, I made a plan Plan was, I would leave my family when my second child was born And that’s what I did Got up one morning, made breakfast, went to the bus stop, got on a bus I’d left a note (pause) I got a job in a library in Canada It would be wonderful to say you regretted it It would be easy But what does it mean What does it mean to regret when you have no choice It’s what you can bear There it is No one is going to forgive me (Laura looks at Clarissa, steady, unapologetic) It was death I chose life

Breakfast at Tiffany's 蒂凡西的早餐

赫本最为经典的剧目之一，没看过，不过很有名。

Holly: Look, I know what you think And I don't blame you, I've always thrown out such a jazzy line But reallyexcept for Docand youJose is my first non-rat romance Oh, not that he's my ideal of the absolute finito He tells little lies and worries about what people think and he wants to be the President of Brazil I mean it's such a useless thing for a grown man to want to be and takes about fifty baths a day I think a man should smellat least a little bit No, he's too prim and cautious to be my absolute ideal If I were free to choose from anybody alivejust snap my fingers and say "Come here, you!"I wouldn't pick Jose Nehru maybeor Adlai Stevenson or Sidney Poiter or Leonard Bernsteinbut I do love Jose I honestly think I'd give up smoking if he asked me to!

The Blair Witch Project 《布莱尔女巫》

很经典的纪实恐怖片，女主角自拍特写的镜头并很害怕的叙述着。。。。 如果你想尝试一下特别的。 这个是整部片最经典的镜头，被很多人拿来翻版，恶搞。但据说女主角当时是真的很害怕，所以才特别真实，鼻涕眼泪的一大把。

Heather: I just want to apologize to Mike's mom and Josh's mom and my mom and I'm sorry to everyone I was very naive (looks away from camera, scared) I was very naive and very stupid and I shouldn't have put other people in danger for something that was all about me and my selfish motives I'm so sorry for everything that has happened because in spite of what Mike says now it is my fault Because it was my project and I insisted on everything I insisted we weren't lost I insisted we keep going I insisted we walk south Everything had to be my way and this is where we've ended up And it's all because of me we're here now hungry and cold and hunted I love you mom and dad I am so sorry It was never my intention to hurt any one and I hope that's clear (begins to hyperventilate) I am so scared What was that I'm scared to close my eyes and I'm scared to open them I'm going to die out here Every night we just wait for them to come (breaks down and sobs)

Bridget Jones's Diary 《BJ单身日记》

不熟的片子，不知道是哪个场面的。。。。

Bridget: There's something that i have to say You once said that you liked me just as I was and I just wanted to say well likewise you know I mean you wear stupid things your mum buys you- that tie's another classic- you're hauty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation, and I seriously believe you should reconsider the length of your sideburns But you're a nice man and I like you And if you wanted to pop by sometime, it would be nice more than nice

Chicago《芝加哥》

芮妮齐薇格演的roxie，虽然和上面的是同一个人，但角色迥然不同。 友一句唱。

Roxie: (speaking to Mama) I always wanted to have my name in all the papers Before I met Amos I use to date this well-to-do ugly bootlegger He used to like to take me out and show me off Ugly guys like to do that Once it said in the paper, "Gangland's Al Capelli seen at Chez Vito with cute blond chorine" That was me I clipped it and saved it You know, all my life I wanted to have my own act But noooo, no, no, no, it's always no, they always turned me down One big world full of no! And then Amos came along Safe, sweet Amos Who never says no Ohh (coy giggles) I’ve never done this before, but you know, it is such a special night and you are such a great audience! (applause from Roxie's "audience") And, and, I just really feel like I can talk to you, you know So forget what you've read in the papers, and forget what you’ve heard on the radio because, because, because I'm gonna tell you the truth (giggles) Not that the truth really matters, but I'm gonna tell you anyway In the bed department, Amos waszero I mean, when he made love to me, it was like, it was like he was fixing a carborator or something, (pretends to play with her breasts, imitating Amos) "I love ya, honey, I love ya!" Anyway, I started fooling aroundand then I started screwing around, which is fooling around without dinner Then I met Fred Casley, who said he could get me into vaudeville, but that didn't quite work out like I planned I guess it didn't really work out too great for Fred either So I gave up with the whole vaudeville idea, 'cause you gotta figure after all those years -- opportunities just pass you by (sings) But it ain't, oh no no no no, but it ain't (speaking again) And now, if this Flynn guy gets me off, with all this publicity, I got me a world full of YES!

The English Patient 英国病人

老片没看过。但是名片。

A very slow reading; switches voices back and forth from the recent past to the present, Katharine (Kristin Scott Thomas) and Hana (Juliette Binoche)

不过要两个声音。。。。

Voice of Hana/Voice of Katharine: My darling I'm waiting for you How long is the day in the dark Or a week The fire is gone And I'm cold, horribly cold I really want to drag myself outside but then there'd be the sun I'm afraid I'll waste the light on the paintings, not writing these words We die We die, we die rich with lovers and triumphs, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we haveentered and swum up like rivers Fears we have hidden in--like this wretched cave I want all this marked on my body Where the real country is Not boundaries drawn on maps, names of powerful men I know you'll come carry me out to the Palace of Winds That's what I've wanted: to walk in such a place with you With friends and an earth without maps The lamp has gone out and I'm writing in the darkness

Stepmom《继母》

很经典的台词，是朱丽亚。罗伯茨演的，很喜欢，不过片子并不出名。

Isabel: I never wanted to be a mom Well, sharing it with you is one thing, but caring alone the rest of my life, always being compared to you You're perfect They worship you I just don't want to be looking over my shoulder everyday, for twenty years, knowing that someone would have done it right, done it better, the way that I can't You're mother-earth incarnate, you ride with Anna, you know every story, every wound, every memory Their whole life's happiness is wrapped up in you Every single moment Don't you get it Look down the road to her wedding I'm in a room alone with her Fitting her veil, fluffing her dress Telling her, no woman has ever looked that beautiful And my fear is that (pause) she'll be thinking "I wish my mom was here"

You've Got Mail 电子情书

Meg Ryan 的台词，不过好像是打字的独白。

Kathleen: I like to start my notes to you as if we're already in the middle of a conversation I pretend that we're the oldest and dearest friends -- as opposed to what we actually are, people who don't know each other's names and met in an "Over 30" chat room where we both claimed we'd never been before What will NY152 say today, I wonder I turn on my computer, I wait impatiently as it boots up I go on line, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You've got mail I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beat of my own heart I have mail From you

The Wizard of Oz 绿野仙踪

桃乐丝回到家后跟她的阿姨的独白，不过是很老很老的片子了。 所以比较。。。老旧。。。不过最后一句很经典There's no place like home!

Dorothy: But it wasn't a dream It was a place And you and you and youand you were there But you couldn't have been could you No, Aunt Em, this was a real truly live place and I remember some of it wasn't very nice, but most of it was beautiful--but just the same all I kept saying to everybody was "I want to go home," and they sent me home! Doesn't anybody believe me But anyway, Toto, we're home! Home And this is my room, and you're all here and I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again Because I love you all And Oh Auntie Em! There's no place like home!

The Terminator 终结者

哈哈，沙拉最后对自己肚子里的孩子的话，很有意思，你看过就应该知道，她肚子里的孩子，是这个孩子在未来的哥们儿的儿子。。。。。。巨乱的！

Sarah: The hardest thing is deciding what I should tell you and what not to Well, anyway, I've got a while yet before you're old enough to understand the tapes They're more for me at this point to help get it all straight

Should I tell you about your father That's a tough one Will it change your decision to send him hereknowing But if you don't send Kyle, you could never be God, you can go crazy thinking about all thisI suppose I'll tell youI owe him that And maybe it'll be enough if you know that in the few hours we had together we loved a lifetime's worth

Serendipity 缘份天注定 / 美国情缘 / 情有独钟

很无聊的片子，将缘分的。。。个人不喜欢，不过台词还行，不大出名。

Sara: I've always believed in fate I've always believed that life is more than a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences But rather, a tapestry of events that culminate into an exquisite plan I mean, I just spent the entire flight staring into the sky thinking Not about my fiance, but about this mystery guy I met a million and a half hours ago A guy I don't even remember except for this vague picture inside my head It's just a few seconds, a fragment really, and it's like, in that moment the whole universe existed just to bring us together We spent only a few precious hours together and I never even gave him my last name or my phone number Instead, I told him that if we were meant to be together, if fate meant for us to be together, we'd meet again someday That's why I'm here That's why I'm going to let fate take me anywhere it wants to go, because when all of this is over, atleast I'll never have to think of him ever again Let's just pray he's a bald Fascist who picks his nose and wipes it under the car seat

The Princess Diaries 公主日记

结尾时她的记者发表会。。。OMG!

Mia: Hi, um hello I'm Mia Um, it's stopped raining! I'm really no good at speech-making Normally I get so nervous that I faint or run away, or sometimes I even get sick But you really didn't need to know that But I'm not so afraid anymore See, my father helped me Earlier this evening had every intention of giving up my claim to the throne And my mother 0helped me, by telling me it was ok, and by supporting me like she has for my entire life But then I wondered how I'd feel after abdicating my role as Princess of Genovia Would I feel relieved, or would I feel sad And then I realized how many stupid times a day I use the word 'I' And probably all I ever do is think about myself And how lame is that when there's like seven billion other people out there on the planet, and sorry, I'm going too fast But then I thought, if I cared about the other seven billion out there, instead of just me, that's probably a much better use of my time

See, if i were Princess of Genovia, then my thoughts and the thoughts of people smarter than me would be much better heard, and just maybe those thoughts could be turned into actions So this morning when I woke up, I was Mia Thermopolis But now I choose to be forevermore, Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia

这些都是女生的，第一个我有改一部分配角的，但我真的人为第一的句子特别有诗意，抒发女人对摆托封建束缚激情，对爱的渴望。不过片子不是特多人看过。

顺便介绍你个网站：http://wwwwhysanitynet/monos/

里面的都是经典独白，如果你有喜欢的**，你可以从中查。

顺便建议你，要不要考虑学唱<don't cry for me agentina> 贝隆夫人的独白，或是moulin rouge红磨坊里的独白？虽然是唱的，但比较好背。

参考资料：

http://wwwwhysanitynet/monos/

I don't know when to quit 我绝不放弃！It is my great privilege to officially assign you to the heart of Zootopia: Precinct One, City Center 我非常荣幸地……The only thing we have to fear is fear itself 经典鸡汤He cheats like there's no tomorrow 

他骗人脸不红心不跳。Everyone wins! 大家都满意了！She pulled out her phone and clicked on some music, feeling like her life was about to begin 掏出手机、播放音乐等日常操作的表达。It was a far cry from Bunnyburrow！天壤之别She looked down at her phone and checked her maps app to figure out which way to go 低头看手机，点开地图导航的日常操作的表达。At the sound of her moring alarm, Judy sprang out of bed 一听到闹钟响，一下蹦起来的生动表达。I should get to roll call 我该去报到了。

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