3人的3分钟英文小品，3个女生。要搞笑的，有中文翻译

　　道具：两把玩具枪。人数：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖）

　　出场人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懒羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head)灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 红太狼Red Big Wolf

　　情节对话：

　　（喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懒羊羊、慢羊羊还有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和红太狼在旁边隐蔽）

　　喜：What can we play today

　　美：We have nothing to playIt’s dull!

　　懒：I have a good idea （睡意朦胧）

　　喜、沸：What idea do you have （好奇）

　　懒：Let’s sleep! （自信满满）

　　暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy!（无奈指责）

　　灰：Ha!Dear goats,I’m coming!（灰太狼小声→大声，出现在羊面前）

　　美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away! （惊恐了一大跳）

　　（羊们开始逃跑，灰太狼追着美羊羊）

　　灰：Ha-ha!I’m sure that it’s a good and delicious goat!

　　（灰太狼紧追美羊羊）

　　美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me!Help,help,help! （神情紧张）

　　灰：It’s too late!My favourite goat（十分贪婪，并抓住了美羊羊）

　　喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to doBut I’ll save you!

　　（灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又开始抓其它羊）

　　懒：Don’t touch me!Help me!（也神情紧张）

　　灰：Ha!LittlefatgoatI’mhungry now My wife is waiting for meHaha!（灰太狼又抓住了懒羊羊,于是逮着懒羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后进入了狼堡）

　　-------------------地点转换（在狼堡）----------------------------

　　红：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats! （激动）

　　灰:WifeI’m going to cook them soon!Today we’ll have a super dinner,

　　I’m looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和红太狼准备煮羊）

　　-----------------------地点转换（在青青草原）----------------------

　　慢：What to doPleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick! （着急）

　　沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way!

　　喜：There’s only one keyLet’s goto wolf’s houseand save them!

　　暖：WhatI am very worried about that!It’s too dangerous !

　　（表现出害怕的样子）

　　慢：NgThis is only one keyI’m wating for youYou must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat And this is a special gunBig-big-wolf won’t move for an hourGive you,Pleasant goat （慢羊羊拿出一把枪,深沉地给了喜羊羊）

　　喜：That’s great!Let’s goWarm goat and Force goat! （握住拳头）

　　暖,沸：Ok,let’s go to wolf’s house! （ 气势磅礴）

　　（喜羊羊它们向狼堡走去；灰太狼与红太狼正得意洋洋）

　　-----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------

　　红：Two Little goatsYou will finish!I’ll eat you! （贪婪野蛮）

　　美：Oh,noI believe Pleasant goat can save me!

华淑，晚明文人，编了一部小品文集，命为《闲情小品》，在这篇自序里，他标榜这是一部「 随意摘录，适意而止」以伴「闲日」的「闲书」。夫闲，清福也，上帝之所吝惜，而世俗之所避也。一吝焉，而一避焉所以能闲者绝少。仕宦能闲，可扑长安马头前数斛红尘；平等人闲，亦可了却樱桃篮内几番好梦。盖面上寒暄，胸中冰炭；忙时有之，闲则无也；忙人有之，闲无也。昔苏子瞻晚年遇异人呼之曰：「学士昔日富贵，一场春梦耳。」夫待梦醒时，已忙却一生矣。名墦利垄，可悲也夫！

余今年栖友人山居，泉茗为朋，景况不恶；晨起推窗，红雨乱飞，闲花笑也；绿树有声，闲鸟啼也；烟岚灭没，闲云度也；藻荇可数，闲池静也；风细帘清，林空月印，闲庭悄也。以至山扉书扃而剥啄每多闲侣；帖括困人，而几案每多闲编；绣佛长斋，禅心释谛。而念多闲想，语多闲辞。闲中自计，尝欲挣闲地数武，构闲屋一椽，颜曰「十闲堂」（指以上所提闲花、闲鸟、闲云、闲池、闲庭、闲侣、闲编、闲想、闲辞），度此闲而卒以病废，亦以好闲不能攻也。

长夏草庐，随兴抽检，得古人佳言韵事；复随意摘录，适意而止，聊以伴我闲日，命曰《闲情》。非经，非史，非子，非集，自成一种闲书而已。然而庄语足以警世，旷语足以空世，寓言足以玩世，淡言足以醒世。而世无有醒者，必曰此闲书不宜读而已。人之避闲也如是哉！然而吾自成其非经、非史、非子、非集之闲书而已。Hua Shu, the late Ming literati, the editor of a volume of essays, named "leisure" sketch, in this work, he advertised this is a "free excerpts, enjoyable and check" with "free day" and "other"

Husband carefree, leisure, God spared, secular and avoid too A Lin Yan, Yan so and an obstacle free rarely The official could idle, can attack Changan Matou before Hu red; equal people busy, also at Cherry basket several good dream Greetings, the surface of the cover chest lived; busy there, leisure without; busy there, I also In his later years in an Su Zi Zhan call said: "former rich bachelor, a fleeting illusion of ear "The husband to wake up, but have been busy life away A Fan Lee ridge, sad also husband!

This year a friend more than Qi Mountain, spring tea for friends, situation is not evil; morning push window, Hongyu flying, idle or smile; tree sound, free of birds also perished; haze, cloud also; algae weed count, Ke Shizuno; Qing Lin wind fine curtain, empty printed, produced I also Even the doors shut and tap each mountain book more leisure companion; post the trapped people, and each of more leisure Jian Bian; embroidered Buddha Changzhai, Zen release truths And more leisure to read, multi language free speech Leisure in the self plan, try to make the number of idle land idle house structure of Wu, a rafter, Yan Yue "ten idle Hall (means mentioned above idle, idle bird, Xian Yun, leisure pool, casual, leisure, leisure, leisure series Companion to free speech, the free), but died with disease waste also cannot attack drones

The long summer cottage, with Xing sampling, the ancients of good words affair; complex random excerpts, enjoyable and check, chat with my free day, life said "leisure" Non, non, non history, non collection, self into a light readings However, Zhuang language enough warning, Kuang language enough to empty the world enough to play the world, fable, pale words to awaken And the world there is no wake up, have said the books should not be read One obstacle free as well as in kenya! However my self into Qifei through history, non, non, non sub set of books

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