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I am delighted we can share in the serenity and joy of this beautiful day as we come together to celebrate the commitment

Excuse me, would you mind removing your enormous（臃肿的、极其的） phone

You mean the enormously（极其得） awesome（好的） Galaxy

Search "one trick pony"（俚语，自以为很幽默的人）

Aren't you a little young to have an iPhone

You wanna go

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Is there an app for that

Search "karate"! Karate!

You think if they knew about the Nokia Lumia they'd stop fighting all the time

I don't know, I think they kind of like fighting

The Windows Phone Nokia Lumia 920 - Engadget's Reader's Choice smartphone of the year

请采纳，谢谢

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