简短的英语话剧剧本

英语话剧剧本推荐：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被缚的普罗米修斯》、《鸟》。

1、《威尼斯商人》

《威尼斯商人》 是英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，是一部具有讽刺性的喜剧。大约作于1596~1597年。该剧的剧情是通过三条线索展开的：一条是鲍西亚选亲；一条是杰西卡与罗兰佐恋爱和私奔；还有一条是“割一磅肉”的契约纠纷。

2、《俄狄浦斯王》

《俄狄浦斯王》是古希腊作家索福克勒斯创作的剧本，约公元前431年演出。《俄狄浦斯王》戏剧，取材于希腊神话传说中关于俄狄浦斯杀父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意义的希腊悲剧冲突——人跟命运的冲突。

3、《第十二夜》

《第十二夜》是英国剧作家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，约写于1600一1602年间，1623年在书业公所登记，同年收入第一对开本中。这部作品以抒情的笔调，浪漫喜剧的形式，再次讴歌了人文主义对爱情和友谊的美好理想，表现了生活之美、爱情之美。

4、《被缚的普罗米修斯》

《被缚的普罗米修斯》是古希腊悲剧家埃斯库罗斯的一部话剧作品，剧中主要塑造了普罗米修斯这一位爱护人类、不屈服于暴力的光辉形象。该剧情节简单，结构也不复杂，但它历来受到人们的重视，被视为古典名作。

5、《鸟》

《鸟》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是现存的唯一以神话幻想为题材的喜剧。剧中有两个雅典人和一群鸟一起在天和地之间建立了一个“云中鹁鸪国”。这个国家是一个理想的社会，其中没有贫富之分，没有剥削，劳动是生存的唯一条件。

　　搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

打更的太监

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋,纸屑若干

第一幕：决战乡村陌路

旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow

Birds are dancing in the cold

A man is walking along the street,step by step

Wind is ing in silence

Another mysterious man approaches

打更的太监：The weather is dry and things are flammable,take care not catch the fire!I’m 打酱油的!

Y与X相遇．

X：Ohm,I’m sorry to knock you!

Y:Ha-ha,Never mind baby

X:Excuse me,Could you tell me your name

Y:ha ha,I won’t change my name!No matter what happensI’m the most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登!）Who are you

X:I’m ximenchuixue

Y(惊讶):Ar,ximenchuixue

X:Yes,what is wrong

Y:I heard that you are the best Martial Arts

X:Great,you know me!

Y(抱腿)：Please,please…… Don’t kill me!Let me go!

X:No,I must kill you!

Y:I don’t want to be killedLet me go!

X:No way!You know

Y(突然站起冷冷的说)：Don’t force me!

X:Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X(抢过牛奶):Milk,very good!I like drinking it

Y:Please drink it!

X(喝完牛奶):Thanks,ha-ha

Y:Do you still want to kill me

X:Sure,must!Milk is milk

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!

X:I’m sure I won’t!

Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time,I’ll never be having properly!3-2-1-0

X(捂着肚子,蹲下)：Ouch,Ouch!

Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……

X(可怜状):Help!Help!Where is the washroom

Y:What

X:Toliet

Y:What

X:The “WC”

Y:Oh,I see,go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!

X:Thanks,bye-bye

Y(掏出纸屑吹):This is genuine snow!

H:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!

Y:Who are you

H:Hua—man—-lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue

Y:Yes,he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……

H(惊讶):Now you are the best in the world!

Y:You are right!

H:Teriffic!You are the one I’m looking for!Do you want to join in me

Y:Yes,It’s very good

H:Ok,follow me; let’s go!

Y:Ok,Let’s go!

(To be continued…),3,

分类: 文化/艺术 >> 文学 >> 戏剧

问题描述:

小学生水平的,不要太长最好是故事的谢谢!

解析:

Mon：

Tomorrow will be Christmas But Della feels very sad Because she has no money to buy a present for her hu and , Jim She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving

In fact, Della and Jim have o possessions in which they both take very great pride One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s The other is Della’s long beautiful hair

D: Life is so hard for me Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents

D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim

(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)

D: Will you buy my hair

M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair Sit down, please Take your hat off and let me have a look Oh, very beautiful Very good! Twenty dollars , OK

D: All right But please give it to me quickly

M: Here you are Twenty dollars

D: Thank you Bye

M: Bye

Mon：Della spent o hours in the streets Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain Now ,Della is at home

D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain I think it must match Jim's watch When he sees it he must be very happy

(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim )

J: You-----

D: Jim Don’t look at me that way I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present Jim, it will grow quickly You don’t mind, do you I just had to do it My hair grows very fast, you know Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy

J: You’ve cut off your hair

D: I’ve cut it off and sold it It’s sold I tell you -sold and gone, too It’s Christmas Eve , Jim Be good to me, for it went for you

J: Well , Della Don’t make any mistake about me I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less I know, it went for me Look at this package

D: What

J: Look at it yourself You 'll see

D:Ah! The bs They were in the shop windows for many months!

J:Yes, the beautiful bs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair

D: But , Jim They are expensive bs I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession Now they are mine Thank you Jim

J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first

D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you Can you guess

J: I'm sorry I won't guess

D: Look A gold watch chain Isn’t it lovely ,Jim I hunted all over the town to find it You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now Give me your watch I want to see how it looks on it

J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while They’re too nice to use just at present I sold the watch to get the money And I bought the bs Now, Let’s have our supper

礼 物

旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有187美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。

事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。

德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有187美元。

德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。

（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”）

德拉：你买我的头发吗？

夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？

德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。

夫人：给你，20美元。

德拉：谢谢你，再见。

夫人：再见。

旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。

德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。

（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）

吉姆：你……？

德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。

吉姆：你剪了你的头发？

德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。

吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。

德拉：什么？

吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。

德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。

吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。

德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。

吉姆：现在，你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。

德拉：吉姆，我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物，你能猜出来吗？

吉姆：对不起，我不想猜。

德拉：看，一条金表链，吉姆，它是不是很可爱？我找遍了整个城才找

的，你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我，我

想看一下表链装在表上的样子。

吉姆：德拉，让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间，它们太好了，但我

们现在用不着，我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们

吃晚饭吧！

白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen She had a pretty daughter named Snow White Soon after the child was born, the queen died The queen married another queen The stepmother was very jealous She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on)

皇后：I’m the new queen I’m very beautiful you see If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her I have a magic mirror If I want to know something, It will tell me surelyNow, mirror, mirror, e here!

魔镜：Yes, I’m ing Your Majesty! What do you want to know

皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wallWho is the fairest of the all

魔镜：Yes Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I thinkBut there is a young lady She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebonyShe is much more beautiful than you

皇后：She is much more beautiful than meWho is she Tell me quickly

英语小剧本-----小红帽

Little Red Riding Hood

第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing

Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma Take them to Grandma

Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!

Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good Be careful

Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy

Mum： Bye-bye Darling

第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers

Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf I am hungry (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood Hi! Little Red Riding Hood Where are you going (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill

Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks

Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)

Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）

Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you

Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going

Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye

Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家

Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．

Grandma： Who is it？

Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me Little Red Riding Hood

Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in

Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you

Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）

灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep

Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．

Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood What a strange noise!

Wolf：Come in， Come in

Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!

Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice

Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!

Wolf：I can see you pretty face

Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand

Wolf：I can hug you

Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands

Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!

Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious I still sleep I like sleeping

Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping

Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)

Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut

Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．

Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)

Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three

Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

Grandma： I'll thread it

Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!

Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy

Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!

Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!

Wolf： (应声倒下)

Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．

猫(1):英语剧本：孙悟空智降猪八戒

An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King

悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。

Master, are you tired Let’s have a rest

唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。

I am fine Let’s have a rest later Look! There is a house over there

悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。

小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……

Daddy, mommy, I, I …

老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。

Honey, hurry up The spirit is coming soon

小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。

唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。

悟空：师傅，到了。

Master, here we are

唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？

Excuse me, sir I am the monk from the east Can we stay over here tonight

老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）

Oh, you are the monk from the east Sure Sure, come in, please ……

唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。

老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。

Master, please save my daughter, save my family…

唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。

Don’t be sad, madam Take it easy What happened

老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正准备把女儿送出去逃避

Master, there is a spirit here He wants to marry my daughter, tonight We are all afraid of him

唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。

Calm down, sir My apprentice has great capability Maybe, he can help you

老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着别出来了吧。

Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable But every time, they were defeated by the spirit You’d better keep away tonight

悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不用管。

What Is the spirit really so strong I’d like to see how great he is All of you just stay inside Don’t come out no matter what happens

这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲在了门后，露出一段红袖子。

猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。

Darling, here I am

站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。

八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。

Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me Come on, we will be a couple

猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。

八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。

Darling, don’t be afraid Although I am ugly, I am so powerful I am sure that I can make you happy

小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。

八戒：小娘子，你高兴的时候干嘛要像猴子一样？

Darling, why do you look like a monkey

小娘子：我一高兴就觉得痒，所以就抓一抓。

When I am happy, I always tickle

八戒：高兴就好，高兴就好。我们快入洞房吧。

Fine, let’s go to the bedroom

八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。

八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把我拉出来啊？

Darling Why are you so powerful

小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。

Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents We’d better go to your home

八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。

Go to my house？OK that’s a great idea Let’s go

两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。

小女子：我一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背我吧。

I cannot walk any further Can you carry me on your back

八戒：背你？好，好，好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢？

Carry you on my back All right You're my wife after all Come on

八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我们这就出发了。

Darling, Let's go

小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。

Okay Let’s go

音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。

八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？

Darling, why are you so heavy

小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？

Do you think so Don't you want to carry me)

八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。

Yes, I do I do

继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，灵活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子，再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。

八戒：娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不见你了？

Darling, are you OK Darling, where are you Why can't I see you

小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，我在这里呢。

Honey, I am here

八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了？

Darling Why did you go up there

小女子：还不是你这呆子害的。

That's your fault

八戒：对不起，娘子。对不起，娘子。

Sorry, darling I’m very sorry

小女子：看你这么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。

You look so tired, and I feel sore Let’s have a rest

八戒：太好了。 我们就休息一下吧！

Have a rest That’s a good idea Let’s have a rest

八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。

小女子（撒娇地）：夫君，你是哪里的神仙，我都还不知道，怎么能嫁给你呢？你可要告诉我。

Honey, how can I marry you I don’t even know where you come from You must tell me the truth first

八戒：唉，别提了，想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅，上天入地，八面威风。只因冒犯了嫦娥，被玉帝贬下凡尘，错投了猪胎，长成这般模样。

Alas! Don’t mention it I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the world Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi So I became a pig That’s why I am so ugly

小女子：亏你长得这么丑，还敢出来见人。

You look too ugly to meet people

八戒：本来我也不想出来，只是南海观音点化我，叫我在这里等候前往西天的取经人。等了这么久，也不见，便出来逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是我一生的造化，还管它什么西天取经呢？（八戒高兴地过去想拉小女子的手）

I didn’t want to come here Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng I've been waiting for a long time, but nobody has come It’s lucky to meet you here

小女子（把手甩开）：你说自己是天上的神仙，怎么连我都背不动，真让人难以相信。

You said that you were an immortal in the heaven Why can’t you carry me It’s impossible!

八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你干嘛不信呢你。

I am really the immortal Why don’t you believe me

小女子：那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧。

Show me some gongfu then

八戒：好，让我露两手来给你看看。

OK, let me show you my gongfu

从石头后拿出钉钯，舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时，被小女子一把抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了过去。

八戒：娘子，你怎么这么大的力气？

Darling Why are you so strong

小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀。

Pull me out if you can

八戒做出用力拖的样子，没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。

八戒：娘子，你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了 不要开玩笑了。

How could you let me fall down Don’t kid any longer

悟空大笑：呆子，看看我是谁！

You Silly! Look at me Who am I

八戒一看，吓得跳起来：齐天大圣，我的妈呀。

My god! You are Mahatma!

八戒转身想跑，被悟空拦住，两人打了起来，八戒不是对手，被悟空压住，不能动弹。

悟空：呆子，你可还敢在这里害人不成？

You silly! Dare you harm others any more

八戒：不敢了，不敢了。

No, I dare not!

悟空： 你可还敢在这里娶媳妇？

Dare you wive yet

八戒：不敢了。大圣爷爷饶我。

No,no Please forgive me, Mahatma

悟空：量你也不敢。

I bet you dare not

悟空放开，八戒转身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。

悟空：呆子，想往哪里去？

You silly, where are you going

八戒：我已答应你，不再闹事了，干嘛还不放我走？

I'll never make trouble any more Why don't you let me go

悟空：呆子，我带你去见取经人。

You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker

八戒：什么？取经人来了？

What Has Tangseng come

悟空：走吧。

Yes Let's go!

两人在台上走半圈，来到房前。

悟空：师傅，出来吧，这妖怪已经被我降服了。

Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !

唐僧等人走了出来，老头一家还有些战战兢兢。

悟空：呆子，还不跪下，见过师傅。

You silly, kneel down to meet your master

八戒忙对着唐僧下跪，口喊师傅。唐僧非常吃惊。

Master, nice to meet you here

唐僧：徒儿，这是怎么回事？

My prentice, what's up

悟空：师傅，这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的。

Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest

唐僧：哦，多谢观世音菩萨，既然这样我就收你为徒，赐你法名为

八戒。

I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice

and name you Bajie

八戒：谢谢师傅（站了起来）。

Thank you, my master!

老头：恭喜高僧又收神徒。

Congratulations!

唐僧：徒儿们，我们上路吧。（八戒还依依不舍地看着小女子）

Let's go ahead, my prentices

悟空：八戒，还看什么呢？走了。

Bajie, there is nothing to attach to Let's go!

八戒恋恋不舍地走到前面带路。

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扑(2):英语小剧本-----小红帽

Little Red Riding Hood

第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing

Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma Take them to Grandma

Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!

Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good Be careful

Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy

Mum： Bye-bye Darling

第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers

Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf I am hungry (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood Hi! Little Red Riding Hood Where are you going (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill

Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks

Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)

Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）

Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you

Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going

Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye

Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家

Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．

Grandma： Who is it？

Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me Little Red Riding Hood

Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in

Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you

Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）

灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep

Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．

Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood What a strange noise!

Wolf：Come in， Come in

Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!

Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice

Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!

Wolf：I can see you pretty face

Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand

Wolf：I can hug you

Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands

Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!

Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious I still sleep I like sleeping

Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping

Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)

Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut

Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．

Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)

Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three

Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

Grandma： I'll thread it

Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!

Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy

Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!

Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!

Wolf： (应声倒下)

Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．

Three Little Pigs

Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with their mother Ding-Ding and Dong- Dong are brother pigs They are very Lazy They eat and sleep all day Long-Long is the youngest pig She works all day She helps her mother to do the housework

Mother pig: You have grown up You must make your own houses Goodbye, little pigs Build a house Be careful of the wolf

Pigs: Yes, Mum Goodbye

Wolf: I’m hungry Look! Three little pigs for dinner Mmm

Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers

Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves

Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks

Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong And sticks aren’t strong

Brother pigs: Yes, we know But it’s easy What are you doing, sister

Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks

Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult

Sister pig: I know But bricks are strong ……

Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished Let’s have a nap

Sister pig: My house is finished My house is strong

Wolf: Little pigs Little pigs Open your Doors!

Brother pigs: No No Go away

Wolf: This is very easy Sticks and leaves aren’t strong

Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run to Long-Long’s house

Brother pigs: Help! Help!

Wolf: Stop, you two pigs Brother pigs: Open the door, sister The wolf is coming Let me in

Long-Long: Come in, please Don’t worry My house is strong

Wolf: Where did they go Oh they are Here Little pigs Little pigs Open the door!

Three pigs: No No Go away You bad wolf Wolf: I’ll blow it down

Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows He blows and blows But the house is very strong Wolf: I’ll hit it Oh

Long-Long: Let’s boil the water

Brother pigs: OK

Wolf: Oh, oh! It’s hot It’s hot

Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead The wolf is dead

Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong work hard with Long-Long They work and play together

　 儿童英语话剧剧本 （一）

　人物 :小蝌蚪、青蛙妈妈、小鸭、鸭妈妈、小鱼、鱼妈妈、螃蟹、螃蟹妈妈、小乌龟、乌龟妈妈背景：春天的小池塘里，河面上漂着荷叶、水草，河边的柳树迎风飘舞T——Tadpole 小蝌蚪D——小鸭、鸭妈妈

　G——小金鱼、金鱼妈妈

　C——螃蟹、螃蟹妈妈

　Turtle—— 乌龟、乌龟妈妈（Spring comesThe little tadpoles are missing their ommy ）T: We are little tadpoles Who is our mommy Where is our mommy他们游向鸭妈妈、D: Quack! Quack! Quack! I am a duck

　T: Mommy! Mommy!

　D: I’m sorry I’m not your mommy I am duckling’s mommy

　T: Oh, who is our mommy Where is our mommy

　D: Your mommy is frog She has two big eyes

　T: Thank you ! See you !"他们游啊游，看见了小金鱼和金鱼妈妈、G: Swim Swim Swim I am a goldfish

　T: Mommy! Mommy!

　G: I’m sorry I’m not your mommy I am goldfish’s mommy

　T: Oh, who is our mommy Where is our mommy

　G: Your mommy is frog She has a white belly

　T: Thank you ! See you !" 他们游啊游，看见了小螃蟹和螃蟹妈妈C: Cut Cut Cut I am a crab

　T: Mommy! Mommy!

　C: I’m sorry I’m not your mommy I am crab’s mommy

　T: Oh, who is our mommy Where is our mommy

　C: Your mommy is frog She has four legs

　T: Thanks ! Goodbye !"他们游啊游，看见了小乌龟和乌龟妈妈、Turtle: Swim Swim Swim I am a turtle

　T: Mommy! Mommy!

　Turtle: I’m sorry I’m not your mommy I am turtle’s mommy

　T: Oh, who is our mommy Where is our mommy

　Turtle: Your mommy is frog She has a green backT: Thanks ! Goodbye ! （一只青蛙向小蝌蚪游来）T1: Two big eyes!

　T2:White belly!

　T3: Four legs!

　T4: Green back!

　T: Mommy! Mommy!

　F: Oh, my dear babies You come! I love you

　T: I love you, too! Mommy!　　

　 儿童英语话剧剧本 （二）

　时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨

　地点：鸟语花香的动物王国

　人物：Little Duck,Mr Cat,Mr Rat,Mr Dog旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，兴奋极了。在小河边，他碰到了Mr Cat

　Duck:（很好奇）Hello,Mr CatWhat're you doing

　Cat:（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello,Little Duck There's a big fish in the river I'm hungry ,but I can't get it

　Duck:Don't worry Let me help you

　（Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Mr Cat抓到了鱼。）Duck:Here is the fish for you ,Mr Cat Have a good meal

　Cat:Thank you ,Little Duck You are so kind

　Duck:That's all right ,Mr Cat I must go now I'm going to my grandmother's home Bye-bye!

　Cat:Bye-bye!

　（Little Duck继续赶路。忽然他看到Mr Rat躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。）Rat:（躺在草地上）Oh,Little DuckI run too fast and my leg is brokenI can't stand up and I can't walk

　Duck:Don't worry Let me help you

　（Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Mr Rat包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。）Duck:Don't worry ,Mr Ra tYou'll get well soon

　Rat:Yes,I willThank you ,Little Duck It's kind of you

　Duck:Not at all ,Mr RatBut I must go nowI'm going to my grandmother's homeGood-bye!

　Rat:Good-bye!

　（Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了，走着走着，他看到Mr Dog坐在家门口，看上去非常着急。）Duck:Good morning ,Mr Dog You look worried What can I do for you

　Dog:Oh,good morning ,Little Duck I got a letter for my friend,Mr Cock But I can't read and I don't know what he wants me to do

　Duck:Don't worry ,Mr Dog Let me help you

　（Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck,Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr Dog听。）Dog:（满足地笑）Thank you ,Little Duck It's really very kind of you

　Duck:You're welcome ,Mr Dog （抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳）But I must go now I'm going to see my grandmother

　Dog:（摸摸Little Duck的头）Don't worry ,Little Duck Let me send you to your grandmother's home

　Duck:Thank you ,Mr Dog

　（Mr Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去……）

　 儿童英语话剧剧本 （三）

　[旁白]清晨，明媚的阳光唤醒了树木、花草和森林里的小动物们。音乐1:鸟鸣

　[旁白]勤劳的小公鸡最先感受到了阳光的温暖，慢慢地睁开了眼睛。

　Chicken金睿： Ah…（伸懒腰，揉眼睛，作刚起床状）Oh,it's morningGet up,get upIt's morning

　Bird魏汐： （伸懒腰，作起床状）Good morning,chicken!

　Some animals:Good morning!

　Other animals:Good morning!

　Chicken:Teacher Cat,get up,get up

　Elephant孙成溢：Teacher Owl,get up!

　Teacher Cat:Oh,good morning,everyone!

　All:Good morning!

　Teacher Owl:How are you

　All:Fine,thank you

　Teacher Cat:Let's do some exercises,OK

　All:OK! 音乐2:欢快的舞曲

　音乐一响小朋友就排队，老师说："Ready,go!"大家跳几个整齐的舞步而后各自展现不同动物率真表现。音乐3:上课铃

　Lion阴德明：It's time for class（学生跑去上课，站好排）Rabbit尹童音：Class begin

　All:Good morning,teacher

　Rabbit:Good morning,classA,a,apple

　All:A,a,apple

　Rabbit:B,b,banana

　All:B,b,banana

　Rabbit:C,c,cat

　All:C,c,cat

　Rabbit:D,d,dog

　All:D,d,dog （Rabbit老师领同学们做字母操。） 音乐4

　Rabbit:Follow,follow,follow meHands up,hands downFollow,follow,follow meLet's sing a song

　All:Alphabet song--A B C D EI can sing my ABCsAll the way from A to Z

　音乐5:下课铃

　Dog马靖宸：Class is over

　Butterfly陈星宇：Oh,class is over!

　Zebra李鉴桐：Let's play! 音乐6:课间十分钟

　老师学生一起高兴地围成圈蹦蹦跳跳，而后老师领唱歌组的小朋友留在舞台。

　[旁白]下课了，一些小动物们在草地上和猫头鹰老师一起唱起了欢快地歌谣。

　Teacher Owl:My dear students,let's have a matchLet's find the best singerWho want to be the first one

　王璐deer,孙硕bear,俞霁洋sheep,袁满ant,李珊珊giraffe[旁白]操场的另一边，小猴子、小老鼠等小动物正和猫老师玩着单词游戏。

　Teacher Cat:This is a boom card,when you see it,you should say AhhAnd when you see this smile card,youshould laugh like HaHaHa （monkey吴泽宇，mouse喻浩一，mouse时强，bird陈佳怡，elephant孙成溢，bird李律媛，zebra李鉴桐，horse齐文溢，deer张馨月，butterfly高坤艺，rabbit王雅桐，金睿，李珊珊，魏汐，马靖宸。）[旁白]这时，( )森林之王老虎召集所有动物召开动物运动大会。

　Dog周浩桐：I can run

　Kangaroo陈一凡：I can jump

　Eagle倪俊杰：I can fly

　所有人站成三排，齐唱walking walking歌两遍，唱到第二遍时加入打雷的声音。

　音乐7:两只老虎，音乐8:打雷声

　森林里来了一些凶恶的猎人（马益溢，马宇轩，田宇鑫） 音乐9:凶恶的音乐

　[旁白]在小动物玩得正高兴的时候，森林里来了三个猎人，他们是来伤害小动物们的。

　Monkey吴泽宇：（害怕的）Who are you

　Horse齐文溢：What your name

　Hunters:We are hunters（举枪）

　小动物们吓得乱作一团，这时猫头鹰老师站了出来。

　Teacher Owl:Everybody,calm downDon't be afraid of themSee my magic stick（用魔法棒把猎人的枪变到了地上）Teacher Cat:Let's shout loudly to frighten them away

　All:Go away,go away

　赶走了猎人，小动物们高兴地又蹦又跳。 音乐10:兔子舞

　李律媛bird 周浩dog 魏汐bird 时强mouse 马靖宸dog 高坤艺butterfly 俞霁洋sheep 李珊珊giraffe 金睿chicken 孙成溢elephant 袁满ant 阴德明lion 孙硕bear 陈星宇butterfly 齐文溢horse 陈一凡kangaroo 陈佳怡bird 王璐deer 吴泽宇monkey 王雅桐rabbit 倪俊杰eagle 田宇鑫hunter 尹童音rabbit 马宇轩hunter 李鉴桐zebra 马益溢hunter 喻浩一mouse 张馨月deer头饰：bird3,dog2,mouse2,butterfly2,sheep,giraffe,chicken,elephant,ant,lion,bear,horse,kangaroo,deer2,monkey,rabbit2,eagle,hunter3,zebra,cat,owl道具：魔法棒，枪3,卡片，书，小眼镜，大树，草，蘑菇，花。

第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Riding Hood唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing

Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill Here are some apples and

bananas for Grandma Take them to Grandma

Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!

Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good Be careful

Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy

Mum： Bye-bye Darling

第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers

Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf I am hungry (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood Hi! Little Red Riding Hood Where are you going (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill

Wolf：（自言自语）I’ ll eat Grandma But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks

Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)

Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）

Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you

Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going

Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye

Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家

Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．

Grandma： Who is it？

Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me Little Red Riding Hood

Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in 字串9

Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you

Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）

灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep

Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．

Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood What a strange noise!

Wolf：Come in， Come in

Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!

Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice

Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!

Wolf：I can see you pretty face

Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand

Wolf：I can hug you

Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands

Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No! 字串2

Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious I still sleep I like sleeping

Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping

Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)

Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut

Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．

Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线)

Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three

Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

Grandma： I’ll thread it

Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!

Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy

Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!

Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!

Wolf： (应声倒下)

Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．

Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

英文小短剧 个人简历： A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅 子 F新闻记者。 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行 了。 B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他 的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的 B） B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 D：是啊是啊（D点头附和） A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆） B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~ D：是啊是啊 （与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于忍不住爆发了。） E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。 (A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了 这一事件。) F：大家好，我是新闻记者 F：今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面 我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。 B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。 F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？ A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲…… F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？ E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。 D：谁让这是一个童话呢…… A: Sir, sir, please give me a piece of bread Thank you, sir I'm hungry to die B: Get away, get away, dirty man A: Sir, sir!! B: Run away, please run away I have no food, and I don't have money, either C: He is so foolish, isn't he D: Yes, yes A: Butsirplease listen to me B: Wa, why are you so disgusting!! C: Hey, chair, do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid E: Ai, do you know, men are always very silly D: Yes, yes!! E: Sir! You lost your wallet! Can't you be cleverer F: Good morning, everybody I'm a journalist F: Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair opened her mouth, and two men are frightened to faint Now, I will interview the two muzzy men B: Oh, my god Oh, my, mum F: I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad We needn't take notice of him Let me interview the other man Hello, man Can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet A: I'm sorry I don't know how to speak "钱包" in English F: Dear audience, through this thing we can learn that how important it is to mastery a foreign language, and how large the money affect us is that all right, chair E: Yes, yes C: Ai, men is so silly D: Don't believe us, it is just a fairly tale我还有一个，要么？