形容人长得很瘦的词或句子,句子稍加幽默

形容人长得很瘦的词或句子,句子稍加幽默,第1张

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 1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说:“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”    2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她:“你是否怀孕了?”    “是啊!”女佣回道。    “亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚,难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训。    “我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?”    “可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反驳。    “我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和。    3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服,就是把口子在后面扣上,可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶, 翻了,一头栽在路旁。警察赶到:    警察甲:好严重的车祸。    警察乙:是啊,脑袋都撞到后面去了。    警察甲:嗯,还有呼吸,我们帮他把头转回来吧。    警察乙:好一、二使劲,转回来了。    警察甲:嗯,没有呼吸了    4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上,因为时常发生车祸,所以常常有一些鬼故事发生,有一天晚上,有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩,身着白衣的女人向他招手,因为这个司机没有见过鬼,所以大胆的停下来让她上车了,这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼,心里也毛毛的,所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人,开着开着,突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳,赶紧踩了一个刹车!只见那个女人满脸是血,表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了:“你会不会开车啊!我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……”    5、一个病人去看病,医生检查了他,皱着眉头说:“您病得太严重了,恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人:“求您告诉我我还能活多久?” 医生:“十……” 病人着急地问:“十什么?十年??十个月???十天?????” 医生:“十,九,八,七,六,五……”    6、老师:“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗?”    学生:“能,他们都死了。”    7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱,蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的,蚊子说:“护士,打针的。”蜣一拍大腿:“缘分呐,我是中药局搓药丸的…”    8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半,起火,不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多,光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼:“我的妈呀!都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快!”    9、一个人想出国考察,但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示,老总给了他一张字条,上面写着:“Go ahead”。 那人想:“Go ahead=前进,老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问:“你在做什啊??”他说:“我准备出国考察,老总批准了,给我写了‘Go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了:“咱们老总根本就没批准!!咱老总的英语水平你还不知道,他这是在说去个头!”    10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说:“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言,叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑,他试着喊了一声感谢上帝,那匹马立刻飞奔起来,越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然,马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气:“感谢上帝………”

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1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy\" The hostess training again \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road Police: police a: a good serious car accident Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back Po2: good One, two, turn back Policeman a: well, not breathing 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression The driver frighten of teeth chatter Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live\" Doctor: \"ten\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what Ten years Ten months Ten days\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills\" 8, the africans live in a hotel In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\" The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved\" So he started to packing A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\" Sure enough, the horse stopped Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god\"

I played for a long time, please

1、首先打开手机找到应用商店,点击进入应用商店。

2、接下来搜索下载剪映。如图所示:

3、然后点击进入下载好的剪映app。如图的的:

4、进入后选择点击中间的新建项目选项。如图所示:

5、接着选择点击打开要编辑的视频添加到项目。如图所示:

6、在视频编辑页面选择美颜选项打开。如图所示:

7、然后找到瘦脸选项,滑动瘦脸的指数,修改视频中人物脸型的大小。如图所示:

8、最后点击应用到全部选项,接着勾选完成选项将视频保存到手机上就可以了。如图所示:

 如果大家觉得人脸比较胖的话不要着急,使用PS可以将脸P瘦一点。其实这个也不算太难,下面就让我告诉你PS怎样将人物脸P瘦一点的方法,一起学习吧。

PS将人物脸P瘦一点的方法

 在PS里打开想要P的

 选择滤镜里面的液化工具

 打开之后不要动任何数据,选择左边菜单栏的第一个工具,然后再脸部稍微拉动,就会看到效果,至于修成什么样子,就根据自己的需要了,总之左右要对称就好!

 当然也可以通过一些其他的软件来把人脸P瘦,较为常用的是美图秀秀。如果是用智能手机拍照的话,可以通过美颜相机、美图拍拍、美人相机等直接拍出瘦脸的照片。

 知识拓展:photoshopcs3设置暂存盘的方法

 1:点击菜单栏的“编辑”

 2:选择编辑下的“首选项”

 3:点击首选项弹出框的“性能”

 4: 根据需要添加暂存盘即可

美图秀秀

人像美容

智能美容:美肌、亮眼、脸型优化一键搞定;

磨皮美白:一键磨皮+美白,还可以调整肤色哦;

祛斑祛痘:轻轻一点,小痘痘不见了;

瘦脸瘦身:手指轻轻一推,哪里想瘦推哪里;

祛黑眼圈:快速抹去倦容,告别熊猫眼;

眼睛放大:告诉你瞬间放大眼睛的小秘密;

神奇亮眼:轻轻一抹,闪亮双眸,打造无痕眼妆效果。

增高:瞬间拥有修长美腿!

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当我们看到一个人身材过胖时,很容易在刻板印象中,突然就升腾出人家好吃懒做的念头。实际上,这很可能是一个误会,经由科学研究表明,人胖瘦有40%到70%受遗传因素影响,在控制体重方面,基因会直接影响胖瘦结果。所以,人们有时候直观的匆忙给出判断,去批评身体超重是不礼貌的行为。因为科学表明胖瘦情况作用在我们身体上其实很复杂,我们对自身体重掌控力未必有我们自认为的那么大。众所周知,过度进食高热量食品和久坐不动,是全球肥胖率上升的主因。但同样吃一样多,也是不爱动,但有些人会苗条依旧,但一部分人就趋于肥胖,这是因为瘦人遗传基因,在保持苗条体型方面具有巨大优势。研究表明,瘦人之所以容易靠近健康,不一定是因为他们的生活方式多么健康,而是他们没有像肥胖的人群一样,基因替他们做主,帮他们把肥胖风险的基因负担降到最低。基因对我们影响很大,遗传基因影响我们胖瘦一般来说,在单基因因素做主时,就像是Prader-Willi,属于单基因突变,会产生巨大影响,让人突然变胖。但如果是单基因突变引起的肥胖情况,不算正常胖的范围内,算是病理性肥胖,需要治疗。当今人体内已经有6-10个基因均已被证实是能够影响肥胖的因素。人体内有一种脂肪酸胺水解酶,有开胃作用,会让人面对食物时食欲更上一层楼。所以,拥有脂肪酸胺水解酶活性不高的基因型,就容易食欲特别好,吃的多,当然胖起来也更容易。虽然说基因对体重有相对较高的影响力,但即便如此,人们仍然有20-30%的松动空间,如果可以科学调整自身作息,进行健康生活,那么有效控制体重这件事也能做到。我们要清楚,基因对于胖瘦影响只是一部分作用力,作为智慧人类,自己可以掌控的空间还很大,毕竟基因影响并没有真空存在的道理,只有当它与环境相互作用时才会对结果负责。

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