老同学（搞笑校园短剧）
小丹：这不嘛，大学毕业十来年，当年的同学见面都难，有的有钱有的没钱，穷的不把富来奔，富的与穷家也无言。同学情感可不能白费，所以我们今天啊开个同学会，只为交流情感，不在乎喝不喝醉，呵呵。（收拾屋子）
大杂面：小丹呐，你咋还忙活呢，快做饭吧，老同学都快来了。哎，我还得告诉你几句：今天时间也不晚了，记住今天聚会赵卫锋是重点，他现在是辛氏企业的经理，百分百一个大款。咱今天要是把他整高兴了，那咱们就抱住那金饭碗了，哈哈哈哈！
小丹：你怎么那么见钱眼开呢？难道同学之间也要讲钱？
大杂面：小丹你咋这么不懂事呢，同学同学，同样是学生但不一样学习。当年学习不努力，他穷了也不能和咱们生气啊，当年刻苦学习的，他有钱也证明是自己努力。你好比当年的辛井水吧，倒是挺能折腾的，活动参加不少，就是不努力学习，听说毕业就失业了，现在在家种地，你说这是何必。
小丹：人家辛井水怎么也是同学啊，你可不能厚此薄彼啊。
大杂面：啊，对啊，你曾经还和辛井水谈过一段恋爱，怪不得你一直在为他说话呢。你们可别当着我的面情情爱爱，别怪我翻脸让他歇菜！
小丹：你！哼！（生气的下）（大杂面坐下看报纸）
小石头：（接电话）外！我是赵卫锋，哎呀，辛总啊，对来大杂面家开同学会，您放心吧，我一定会把这事办的清清楚楚，明明白白的，好好，再见！
（敲门）开门！
大杂面：来了，你好你是？
小石头：我是赵卫锋！
大杂面：卫锋，哎呀！（拥抱）我想死你了，咱们十年没有见面了吧，我都想四你了！怎么样您母亲还好吗？
小石头：还好！
大杂面：您父亲还好吧？
小石头：还好！
大杂面：您家里都好吧？
小石头：还好！
（小丹出来）
小丹：哎呀！小石头啊！
小石头：恩？你是？
大杂面：小石头？哎？这位是赵卫锋赵经理，你怎么能……
小丹：啊，原来是赵经理啊，那你们坐下聊啊！
（赵卫锋手机响，接电话）
小石头：外，辛总啊！什么？好，我马上过去！
老同学，我公司有点事情我得马上过去，好吗？咱们有机会再聚！
（赵卫锋下）
大杂面：完了，完了，他走了，这同学会还开啥了？饺子包了，来人就喝茶吧！
（老干巴上，敲门）
小丹：谁啊？
老干巴：我！
小丹：老干巴？
老干巴：小丹？诶呀吗呀
小丹：诶呀！
大杂面：小丹谁啊？
小丹：老干巴快进来！军言，你看谁来了
大杂面：啊，送煤气罐的吧，放里边吧！
小丹：他好似咱们的老同学老干巴啊
大杂面：老干巴？哪个老干巴啊
老干巴：不认识我了？大杂面？你忘了我，我可记得你呀！
大杂面：我叫张军言不叫大杂面，（不屑的）里面坐吧。
小丹：（拉住老干巴的手）老干巴，现在干啥呢，可挺长时间没有看见你了啊。
老干巴：啊，我那什么……
大杂面：咳！小丹，你去烧点开水去！
老干巴：大杂面！不张军言，你现在干啥啊？
大杂面：呀，也没干啥！就搞几个小项目呗！
老干巴：啥项目啊？
大杂面：啊，没啥，也就是给北极星供暖，把太平洋变浅，克隆一个北朝鲜，再把黑洞填满。
老干巴：诶呀！那你还挺忙啊！
大杂面：呵呵，一般！老同学，那你忙写啥啊都？
老干巴：我跟你比起来差远了，成天净鼓动农作物了。
大杂面：（骄傲的）那也行，一年也能对付个一两千！
老干巴：哪能啊，一年也就八九百——万！
大杂面：啊，八九百？万？不是我说你老干巴，你跟我你吹啥啊？啊，咱们当年都农村出来的，谁不知道一年挣多少啊，啊？你有啥困难到我这你装啥啊，我也不是不能帮你。我这现在家业好几十万，光自行车我就好几个。等会你把那个89年的推走吧，没事别老走着多累，骑去呗！
老干巴：恩，我没走着！
大杂面：骑倒骑驴啊？那玩意更累疼，还不如自行车呢！
老干巴：不是……
（小丹上）
小丹：你们唠啥呢？来喝水！
大杂面：小丹，把咱们家那些破衣服啥的给老干巴拿走点，买衣服太贵了。
小丹：哎！
（小丹拿出一件衣服）
大杂面：你拿那不我的衣服吗？
小丹：那你不说给老干巴吗？
大杂面：我说你塞暖气空子里那几件！
小丹：那还能穿吗？
大杂面：老干巴他还能嫌咱们呐？
老干巴：没事，老同学嘛，永远都是老同学！
小丹：老干巴，还没有吃饭吧？
大杂面：啧！人家老干巴还能不吃饭？再说咱家菜油太大，老干巴能吃惯吗？回头再拉肚子可咋整。给老干巴包几个馒头拿走，人家老干巴没准还有急事呢！
小丹：张军言，你是不是有点过分了？
老干巴：那什么，没事，小丹，军言你们忙着啊，我先走了！
（赵卫锋敲门）
大杂面：这又是谁啊？这个闹停！
（开门）
大杂面：诶呀！卫锋！诶呀，你可想死我了，太好了，小丹快炒菜，今天别走了啊，就在这住！
小石头：不的了，我们懂事长在这吧？
大杂面：懂事长？没有啊！
老干巴：（过来）小石头，事情办妥了？
小石头：辛哥，办妥了，外商直接就拨款2000万！
老干巴：好，咱们走吧！
大杂面：辛哥！诶呀，我想死你了！太好了，小丹快去买海鲜，辛哥，今天别走了，我给你定酒店！诶呀，快给辛哥泡龙井啊，这破衣服你又翻出来干啥呀？辛哥，快坐下！
老干巴：军言……
大杂面：辛哥你还是叫我大杂面亲切！
老干巴：你还记得自己曾经叫大杂面？你记得你这个名字怎么来的吗？
大杂面：当然记得，小的时候家里穷，我每天都带一个玉米面上学，同学们都叫我大杂面，但是没有一个人瞧不起我，他们都来帮助我！
老干巴：那时候我每天都带一个糖馒头上学，每次都用馒头换你的杂面吃。不是我爱吃杂面，而是我想让你知道，世界上除了钱之外，还有情感存在！军言，对辛懂事长你就可以请海鲜，住酒店，对老干巴你就连多呆一会你都不愿意吗？老同学老同学，就算我们再有钱，也不能忘记了曾经的老同学啊！
大杂面：老干巴！呜——
（音乐响起）
~~~
Old classmates (art campus drama)
Cast: small stone on the old Dan Zamian big Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Xiao-Dan: This is not just after graduating from university 10 years, was difficult to meet students, and some money some money and the poor to the rich not to Ben, rich and poor families also speechless Emotional students can not wasted, so we ah open a classmate, only for the exchange of emotion, do not care to drink do not get drunk, huh (Packing house)
Big Zamian: small Dan diploma, you also spent yesterday, it quickly cooking it, the old classmates come Hey, I must tell you a few words: This time is not too late to remember gather today Wei-feng is the key, he is now the manager of Hsin Enterprise, a wealthy 100% Our whole today if he was happy, then Let's cling on the golden rice bowl, You You!
Xiao-Dan: So how do you money eyes Do students have also say money
Big Zamian: small Dan night so you do not know anything, the students students, but students are not the same as learning Then learning sleep, he can not and the poor Let angry ah, that assiduous study, he also proved to be money of their own You like it then Xin Well, it is quite able to disruption, and to participate in many activities that sleep study, we heard that graduate unemployment, now at the land, you say this is why
Xiao-Dan: Well how are people Xin students ah, ah, you can be partial
Big Zamian: ah, ah, you have also talked about a period of well water and Xin love, no wonder you have been in it for him to speak You can not face the situation in front of my love love, I decide to let him Bieguai Xiecai!
Xiao-Dan: You! Sing! (Angry the next) (sit down and look at the newspapers Zamian)
Small stones: (phone),! I Zhao Feng, wow, Xin total ah, home to a large Zamian students, you rest assured it, I will definitely do this clearly, out-and-out, well, good-bye!
(Knock on the door) open the door!
Big Zamian: come here, you Hello, yes
Small stone: I was visiting front!
Big Zamian: Wei-feng, wow! (Hug) I think you die, Let's not 10 years to meet the bar, I want to 4 you! How kind your mother also okay
Small stone: okay!
Big Zamian: Your father also OK
Small stone: okay!
Big Zamian: Your home is OK
Small stone: okay!
(Dan small out)
Xiao-Dan: Ah! Small stone ah!
Small stone: TU You yes
Zamian large: small stone Hey This is Wei-feng Diaojingli, how can you……
Xiao-Dan: ah, it was Diaojingli ah, then you sit down and chat about ah!
(Wei-feng cellphone, the phone)
Small stone:, Xin total ah! What , And I immediately past!
Old classmates, some things my company I immediately past, okay We both have the opportunity to Zaiju!
(Wei-feng under)
Big Zamian: finished, finished, gone, it will also open啥students Dumplings package,来人on tea!
(Thelephora ganbajun Zang old, the knock on the door)
Xiao-Dan: Shuie
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I!
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: small Dan Ah ah long period of time
Xiao-Dan: long period of time!
Big Zamian: Dan Shui A small
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang coming fast! Army statement, you see who is going to the
Big Zamian: ah, it sent the gas tank, put inside!
Xiao-Dan: We both like his old classmates old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang Which old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: I do not know Zamian big You forgot me, and I recalled you!
Big Zamian: My name is Zhang statement is not big Zamian, (disdain) sitting inside it
Xiao-Dan: (attraction to the old hands Thelephora ganbajun Zang) Thelephora ganbajun Zang old now abide by relevant regulations, it could be quite a long time no see you ah
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: ah, that what I……
Big Zamian: cough! Xiao-Dan, you point to burn to the water!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Large Zamian! Zhang Jun and not words, you abide by relevant regulations ah
Big Zamian: ah, did not abide by relevant regulations! To engage in a few small projects hymns!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang:啥project ah
Big Zamian: ah,没啥, that is, to Polaris heating, the Pacific shallow, a North Korean cloning, and then fill the black hole
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: long period of time! Futingmanga you!
Big Zamian: Oh, General! Old classmates, then you are busy writing Shae
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I tell you far worse than up, Narita net instigated the crops
Big Zamian: (pride) that also, a year can deal with a 2000!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: How could ah, it Bajiubai year - 10,000!
Big Zamian: ah, Bajiubai 10,000 Nilao Thelephora ganbajun Zang is not what I said, you told me you blow Shae Ah, let out that all rural areas, who do not know how many ah-earning year, ah You wield difficult to me with Shae you, I can not help you I am now possessions hundreds of thousands, light bike, I like a few , And so will you put that 89 Selection走吧, nothing more than another tired old walk, ride to hymns!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: TU, I did not walk!
Big Zamian: riding inverted Qilv ah Nawanyi pain more tired than a bike
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: No……
(On the small Dan)
Xiao-Dan: Do you these chats about normal, Shane To drink!
Big Zamian: small Dan, Let's break those clothes home to the old啥Thelephora ganbajun Zang away, too expensive to buy clothes
Xiao-Dan: hey!
(Dan show a small clothing)
Zamian large: that you do not take my clothes
Xiao-Dan: Then you do not say that to the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Big Zamian: I said you Cypriot Heating empty yard that few!
Xiao-Dan: It can wear
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang He also suspected Let diploma
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: nothing, just old classmates, old classmates are forever!
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang, no dinner
Big Zamian: Ze! Thelephora ganbajun Zang old people can not eat Say too much anymore vegetable oil, used to eat Thelephora ganbajun Zang old Zezheng diarrhea can be back again To the old-Thelephora ganbajun Zang took several steamed bread, old people Thelephora ganbajun Zang chances are emergencies
Xiao-Dan: Zhang Yan, you are not a bit too much
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: What then, nothing, small Dan, the military statement you busy ah, I am ahead!
(Wei-feng knocked at the door)
Zamian large: This is Shuie This闹Stop!
(Open)
Zamian large: long period of time! Wei-feng! Ah long period of time, you can die, I would like to, very good, small cooking Dan fast today Biezou the ah, in this live!
Small stone: not at all, we Dongshichang in this
Big Zamian: Dongshichang No ah!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: (from) small stone, things get
Small stone: Xinge, complete, direct foreign funding to 20 million!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Well, let走吧!
Big Zamian: Xinge!诶ah, I wanted to die you! Very good, small buy seafood Dan fast, Xinge, Biezou today, I will give you the hotel!诶ah, soon to Xinge bubble Longjing ah, broken up by the clothes you abide by relevant regulations ah Xinge, sit down fast!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Army statement……
Big Zamian: Xinge you still ask me to the Zamian cordial!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Do you still remember their own once told the Zamian You remember how your name to
Big Zamian: Of course remember, when the small home poorer, every day I go to school with a cornmeal, students都叫I Zamian big, but no one look down on me that they came to help me!
Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: every day when I take a sugar buns to school, every time you change the Zamian steamed bread to eat Zamian is not my favorite, but I want you to know that the world apart from the money, there are emotional existence! Army statement on the symplectic Dongshichang you can please seafood, live hotels, the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang you will be an even多呆you do not want to Your old classmate old classmates, even if we have money again, we can not forget the old students, who ah!
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang! Ming --
关于职场跟新同事打招呼常用英语
职场用语是职场中常用到的语言以及规范化使用语言。接下来由我为大家整理出关于职场跟新同事打招呼常用英语，仅供参考，希望能够帮助到大家！
第一句：I was told to report here
我是来报到的。
A: Good morning What can I do for you
早上好，有什么能帮到你的吗
B：Good morning I’m Kevin I was told to report here
早上好，我是凯文。我是来报到的。
第二句：It is my first day at work
今天是我第一天上班。
A: Hello I’m Kevin It is my first day at work
你好，我是凯文。今天是我第一天上班。
B: Hello! I，m Nancy Welcome
你好。我是南希。欢迎你。
知识扩展：
1入职第一件事——来HR (Human Resources)报到，即人力资源部，记住这个地方，以后会经常同他们打交道的：
I’m here to report
我是来报到的'。
Is here the place new recruits report for work
这里是新员工报到的地方吗
recruit n新成员
2第一天上班感觉如何：
How do you like your first day
How did your first day of work go
So how was your first day
怎么用英语打招呼
1 Whats up
Whats up 这款打招呼方式听起来就酷酷哒!虽然它听着像个问题，但其实就跟Hello一样，纯粹是跟你打个招呼，有没有解根本木关系。
2 Hows it going
“怎么样”“还好吗”问问小伙伴近况如何，英语可以说：Hows it going 这句话并非刨根问底地想问你怎么样了，无非是擦肩而过跟你打个招呼罢了。
3 Look who it is!
大老远走来一个人，看着好面熟!没想到竟是多年未见的老同学，你就可以用上这句话： Look who it is! 激动兴奋的心情全部都在这句话里。见到老同学有多高兴就都不用提了~
4 I havent seen you in ages!
这句话等同于我们常说的Long time no see 是好久不见的一种招呼方式。遇到好长时间没碰面的小伙伴，你总要感慨一下。 所以，你还能说：Its been a long time How are things treating you (好久不见了，你过得怎么样)
5 Hows life treating you
打招呼英文还能这么说：Hows life treating you 这句话不是在问生活对你怎么样，而是在问你过得如何。如果两人也是许久未曾碰过面的，还可以稍微改变一下时态，这样问：Hows life been treating you
;丨Star丿信笺灬 来为您解答。
l have nothing to do with是一个句型，译为“与我无关”
my old classmate译为“我的老同学”
anymore译为“再也不”
组合在一起译为“我的老同学再也不与我无关。”
可是这种解释不合理，所以将l have nothing to do with译为“没联系”
所以翻译为：“我和我的老同学都不再有联系了。”
首先呢 我要谢谢我的天使
你把我手牵着 不论我发生了什么事 我对你敬礼
CLOT的每个人 我对你敬礼
CMD的每个人 我对你敬礼在我的心里 我们是最真实的一群
也谢谢我的Family 谢谢我最亲爱的家人
To each and everyone(为了每一个人) 我真的爱你们在这最冷的冬天 是你温暖了我
我对你敬礼 也比出手势 伸展了手
Big shouts to DJ Tommy and shout outs go to Poon（大条的DJ Tommy和留言出局到潘）
不管haters（仇敌）怎么say We stay cool（假设我们保持冷静）
敬我最好的老板 I ride for you（我骑你）
你抽的雪茄太香 太像是把我从监狱里面保释出
Yeah 我对你敬礼 All of my homies from the new school to the old（所有由新学校给我老人家）
Salute，Soldiers salute Family salute CLOT CMD salute（敬礼 士兵们敬礼致意家庭CLOT的加利福尼亚敬礼）
瞎的media haters salute（媒体仇敌敬礼）
New school old school homies salute（新学校的老同学的兄弟们敬礼）
当你比出C salute Money talks salute（有钱能使鬼推磨行礼致敬）
Love me or hate me now Salute（爱我或恨我的人此刻我向你们敬礼）
对世界 salute 对上帝 salute
I told you I’m back salute（我告诉你，我又回来了，敬礼）
当你比出C的手势 我看到了你 我对你敬礼
这代表我们站在一起 当我重新拿着Mic
我要谢谢HotDog和Yan
一起是团队 We run this shit man（我们运行这个狗屎人）
Homie I’m back again（兄弟我回来了）
发生了这么多的是非 你依然在我这边
谢谢所有的Fans 我对你敬礼
是你们给我的力气让我保持清醒
谢谢我的上帝 你将我带领
穿过这个邪恶帝国 好像New York Yankees（纽约洋基）
我对你敬礼 敬我的朋友
我们友情越长久 像50年的红酒
那些在我party摇香槟的寄生虫
当我有了麻烦 全部都说不认识我
我也对你敬礼 因为我看透了你
那些曾经talking（说）我的shit的人
就是你
Soldiers salute Family salute CLOT CMD salute（士兵们敬礼致意家庭CLOT的加利福尼亚敬礼）
瞎的media haters salute（媒体仇敌敬礼）
New school old school homies salute（新学校的老同学的兄弟们敬礼）
当你比出C salute Money talks salute（有钱能使鬼推磨行礼致敬）
Love me or hate me now Salute（爱我或恨我的人此刻我向你们敬礼）
对世界 salute 对上帝 salute
I told you I’m back salute（我告诉你，我又回来了，敬礼）
谢谢hater（怀恨在心者）的hate（恨）我不吃点心 我只想要吃你的hate（恨）
我现在肚子好饿 请你快点来喂
U can hate me now（现在你可以恨我）
因为我已经准备好 要back again（回来了）
All the haters yeah（所有的仇敌啊）我对你敬礼
是你让我的位置 依然这么烫 我敬礼
我是超级赛亚人 我对镜子敬礼
谢谢你们让我成长 我敬礼
那些无知的人们 到底凭什么评断
你看看我 至少失去了三千五百万
但现在 我只能更努力 用尽我一切的力量
只为了要反驳你 就在这一次 I’m All In（我都在）
连本带利 我保守估计 赚十亿
Now I’m back homie（现在我回来了亲人）
我对着四面八方 敬礼 敬礼
Soldiers salute Family salute CLOT CMD salute（士兵们敬礼致意家庭CLOT的加利福尼亚敬礼）
瞎的media haters salute（媒体仇敌敬礼）
New school old school homies salute（新学校的老同学的兄弟们敬礼）
当你比出C salute Money talks salute（有钱能使鬼推磨行礼致敬）
Love me or hate me now Salute（爱我或恨我的人此刻我向你们敬礼）
对世界 salute 对上帝 salute
I told you I’m back salute（我告诉你，我又回来了，敬礼）
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