急~~~英语短话剧剧本5人

话剧《荆轲刺秦王》

旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng” But finally he failed Do you want to know what happened at that time Okay, next show will tell you the truth

Action I

太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth I am so scared So what can I do (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister

阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming

太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）

太子：Oh yeah~~~ What is the most expensive commodity in this century Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world

太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK

阿三：Yes

Action II

（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）

荆轲

Are you Li mochou

李莫愁

Yes

荆轲

OK I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world

李莫愁

Are you challenging me

荆轲

Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意

李莫愁

Come on!

音乐起

两人冲上前来

“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”

李莫愁倒地

荆轲大笑

李莫愁痛苦状：What happened Why aren’t you hurt

荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person Don't we Do we （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）

李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou You never know what you're gonna get" I got it, Momma is right

荆轲再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you

太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”

荆柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife

太子丹晕倒

荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please

荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：

To be or not to be, that's a question

阿三：Hero，we need your help

荆柯：I am busy now!

太子丹：You can get a lot of money

荆柯：I am very busy now!

阿三：IC, ID, IQ card

荆柯：I am very very busy now!

阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world If you say OK, she is yours

荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

阿三：What What’s the TCM

荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM Any of them can give you the answer

阿三：Excuse me What’s the TCM

观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM

太子丹：I must show you the trump card Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea It is a brand new product of Unilever China

荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight

阿三：You want Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent Why are you looking at me Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up Take it! Do you really like Really你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……

（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）

荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do I will do anything for you

太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!

Action Ш

（《大话西游》主题曲响起）

荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后

阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River

荆珂：Just stop here, please Farewell, my friends

太子丹：I will miss you, baby

（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）

荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you

妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）

荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)

妻子：Well Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you

荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor promise me you will survive that you will never give up no matter what happens no matter how hopeless promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）

妻子:"I promise"

荆轲:"Never let go “

妻子:"I promise I will never let go, Jack I'll never let go"

（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）

妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，

荆珂上船，渐渐远去

妻子：It’s a good day to die Never come back Never…… Never……

妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account

阿三：Okay okay!

旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng

Once upon a time, there was a young man, he every day uphill hunting, hit a beast But one day, beast: no, only those lovely sika deer In order to live, he desperate to pursue a sika deer, he ran after the cliffs, ready to play Sika deer suddenly into a beautiful woman What a beautiful woman told him, and he and her generation margin over yet, so the jade emperor let the woman become a sika deer and that young affinity Later, they got married, also meet gave birth to a pair of twin births, and they lived a happy life

love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you

我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them

失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile

纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6) Don‘t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn‘t willing to waste their time on you

不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

7) Just because someone doesn‘t love you the way you want them to, doesn‘t mean they don‘t love you with all they have

爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

8) Don‘t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to

不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful

在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。

10) Don‘t cry because it is over, smile because it happened

不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。